Chapter 2: The [Pretending to Be Forced to Be Thunderstruck] Incident That Shocked the Three Realms

On one side, since he saw the cold thunder eye in the sky, Patriarch Bodhi had already avoided it from afar. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

While dodging, Patriarch Bodhi pulled a handful of the monkey kneeling on the ground, so that the monkey who was in a sluggish state was saved from the doom of being killed by the thunder.

After dodging for more than ten miles in a flash, and laying out dozens of prohibitions around him, the Bodhi Patriarch breathed a sigh of relief.

"Zixiao Divine Thunder!" Looking at the purple thunder sea that instantly submerged the pastoral wind, Patriarch Bodhi's eyes were glazed, and he muttered to himself in a low voice.

If you are a modern person, when you see this situation, you will definitely can't help but say: "This is the legendary pretending to be forced to be struck by lightning!" ”

It's a pity that although Patriarch Bodhi had some problems, he was not possessed by the traverser, so naturally he didn't know the wise saying that he pretended to be forced to be struck by lightning.

It's just that, even though he hadn't heard of this, looking at Mu Feng, who was instantly overwhelmed by purple thunder and lightning, Patriarch Bodhi still couldn't help but be dumbfounded.

"It turned out to be the Zixiao Divine Thunder that even the saints didn't want to encounter, what a sin this was, and it could lead to the Zixiao Divine Thunder that had never appeared once in these Yuanhui!"

Fortunately, at this time, Mu Feng was being submerged by the purple thunder sea, and he couldn't see any scene outside, nor could he hear any sound outside. Otherwise, even if he was not killed by Zixiao, Mu Feng would have to be angry with the words of Bodhi Patriarch.

You are the one who has done iniquity! Your whole house has done iniquity!

I want him to be a beautiful young man born in the new era and growing up under the red flag, and he will hand over the money of less than one yuan to the police uncle on weekdays, and every time he goes home and crosses the road, he will take the initiative to help Mrs. Zhang, who lives across the road, to the side of his house, and he never leaves a name for his good deeds.

When has such a good young man who has done five stresses and four beauties? What's more, it's this kind of evil that can lead to the heavenly punishment of the Zixiao Divine Thunder.

In fact, not only the Bodhi Patriarch was surprised, but even Mu Feng, who was submerged by the Thunder Sea, was also puzzled.

Struck by lightning? How could a good person be struck by lightning?

As for the unreliable reason for pretending to be struck by lightning, as soon as others say that, you just listen to it, and everyone can have fun! If you really believe that you will be struck by lightning, you probably won't be far from being struck!

If he pretends to be forced to be struck by lightning, then wouldn't there be no scum left on the earth where he is located, a certain star, a certain second generation, and a certain principal?

After struggling for a long time, he couldn't find out the reason why he was struck by lightning, and looked at the purple thunder and lightning that was less than ten centimeters away from him, and Mu Feng couldn't help but admire how big his heart was.

This is being struck by lightning, and I don't want to get through this catastrophe, so I still have time to explore the reason for being struck by lightning.

In fact, if it weren't for the system's protector function, with the strength of Mu Feng's five scum in the battle, as early as the moment Zixiao Divine Thunder fell, there would have been no scum left that had been split by Zixiao.

And the reason why Mu Feng was still standing here intact at this moment and thinking about the very deep question of why he was struck by lightning was entirely because of the credit of the layer of dark yellow light shield ten centimeters around him.

In the Ten Thousand Worlds Saint Master System, the host travels through the heavens and saves the Ten Thousand Worlds, so naturally it will not put the host in danger for no reason. After all, the original intention of the system to let the host cross was to save the plot of Honkai, not to take risks and die.

Therefore, as early as the beginning of binding the system, Mufeng confirmed that the system would provide absolute guardianship for the host. It is also for this reason that Mu Feng is willing to bind the system and come to this world.

These are all digressions, for Mu Feng, the top priority is how to solve this sudden Zixiao Heavenly Punishment.

Heavenly punishment, as the name suggests, is a punishment from heaven. Generally speaking, only those who do the great evil that the heavens anger and resent, or go against the will of the heavens, will be punished by heaven.

And as soon as the heavenly punishment comes out, it is basically a situation of endless death.

At least, with the insight of Patriarch Bodhi, from the beginning of the world to the present, he has never heard of anyone who can survive under heaven's punishment.

Everything is destroyed under the purple sky, but it is not a joke, this is a lesson that countless people have exchanged for the ending of their souls.

And now, although the absolute guardian of the system has blocked the Zixiao Divine Thunder from three inches away from Mu Feng, Zi Xiao can't hurt Mu Feng, and Mu Feng can't dispel these Zixiao Divine Thunder!

If it goes on like this, a mortal body of Mu Feng doesn't need to be struck by lightning, as long as he is surrounded by Zixiao Divine Thunder for three days and three nights, he can directly starve him to death!

Could it be that he is going to become the first traverser in history who was struck by the Zixiao God Thunder and did not die, but was starved to death by himself?

If that's the case, he will definitely become a disgrace to all the traversers in the heavens and all worlds, and be used as a negative teaching material for the traverser realm, right?

It's really hard that in this situation, Mu Feng can still have the heart to think about these irrelevant trivial matters.

Time passed quietly in the helplessness of Mu Feng and the continuous fall of Zixiao Divine Thunder, and soon, half a day passed in a hurry.

In the distance, Patriarch Bodhi has been moving outward from the initial distance of more than ten miles.

More than a dozen miles.

Dozens of miles.

Hundreds of miles.

It wasn't until he hid five hundred miles away that Patriarch Bodhi dared to stop with peace of mind.

I can't complain that Patriarch Bodhi is too cowardly, but this situation is simply too unbelievable. There is someone who can survive the blow of Zixiao Divine Thunder, and this person is not a known saint who has been punished by the heavens and the heavens and is not allowed to enter the world.

At the beginning, when he saw a purple sky divine thunder descending and only submerging the pastoral wind, but it did not disperse for a long time, the Bodhi Patriarch had already felt a deep shock.

Even him, one of the three corpses of the saint, the strength of the quasi-saint. In the face of a Purple Sky Divine Thunder, that's just the case, right?

And when he saw the second Zixiao Divine Thunder descending, the shock in Patriarch Bodhi's heart had turned into shock. Two Dao, this is the first time he has seen two Zixiao Divine Thunder appear in the Heavenly Punishment since he was cut out by the deity.

Two Zixiao divine thunders descended, even if it was a saint, he had to take off a layer of skin!

Just as the Bodhi Patriarch was thinking like this, the third Zixiao Divine Thunder descended without hesitation. When he saw this scene, Patriarch Bodhi was not so shocked in his heart.

Perhaps, this is a saint who was punished by the heavens and the heavens changed his appearance and secretly descended to the earth immortal realm, right? Because he violated the decree of the Dao Ancestor, he was punished by Zixiao.

Thinking about it this way, Patriarch Bodhi felt that everything made sense. After all, only the primordial gods entrust the way of heaven, and the immortal saints can withstand the bombardment of the three Zixiao divine thunders, right?

It's just that before the Bodhi Patriarch nodded with certainty in his heart, the descending of the fourth Zixiao Divine Thunder had already made him start to doubt his life a little.

Four Purple Sky Divine Thunder!

Not to mention others, if it is your own deity, with the respect of a saint, who bears the four purple thunders, what kind of fate will it be?

Not to mention his own deity, even if he is the most powerful and mysterious Taiqing Saint among the Six Saints, he has to kneel when facing the four Zixiao Divine Thunders, right?

Next, the Zixiao Divine Thunder descended one after another, and after forty-seven Zixiao Divine Thunders descended one after another, the Bodhi Patriarch was so numb that he didn't even feel shocked!

Forty-seven Purple Sky Divine Thunder!

A full forty-seven Purple Sky Divine Thunder!

Not to mention the saints, even if it is the Dao Ancestor who comes, can he withstand it alive under the continuous bombardment of forty-seven Zixiao Divine Thunders?

This......

This person can't be a master beyond the Heavenly Dao, right?

At this moment, not only the Bodhi Patriarch, but also the Jade Emperor Datianzun, who sat on the Heavenly Palace, and the Buddha Shakyamuni Nyorai, who was so noble and firmly seated in the Great Leiyin Temple in the West Heaven, were all shocked and numb by the forty-seven Zixiao Divine Thunders one after another!

"World ..... World-honored one, this ....... This is Zixiao Divine Thunder? "In the West Heavenly Spirit Mountain, the Great Lei Yin Temple, and the Daxiong Treasure Hall, if you sit down, Guanyin Bodhisattva asked with a trembling voice.

In the middle of the Daxiong Treasure Hall, the Buddha sits on the lotus platform. It's just that at this moment, this strength is almost comparable to the ancestor of the earth immortals, and the invincible Buddha under the saint is no longer majestic.

At this moment, the Buddha looked through endless time and space to the sky above a certain immortal blessed land in Xiniu Hezhou.

There, there is a huge Eye of Thunder Punishment, which is daunting.

The Eye of Heavenly Punishment, which represents the majesty of the Heavenly Dao, exudes boundless coercion, and under the Great Luo Golden Immortal, under this coercion, there will be no second possibility except to prostrate on the ground.

And it was the Eye of Thunder Punishment that represented the existence of the Heavenly Dao, and now forty-seven Zixiao Divine Thunders had descended one after another, but he couldn't help a young man in the Immortal Realm who looked like a mortal.

Hearing Guanyin Bodhisattva's words, the corners of the Buddha's mouth couldn't help twitching. On the surface, he still barely maintained his former majesty, but the Buddha had already scolded his mother in his heart.

[You ask me, who will I ask!] Can anyone tell me why the Zixiao Divine Thunder, who 'once Zixiao comes out, everything is destroyed' on weekdays, can't kill an ordinary young man who looks like a mortal forty-seven times in a row? 】

With the realm of the Buddha, I couldn't help but scold my mother in my heart, which is enough to see how much of a wave this [pretending to be forced to be struck by lightning] incident has caused in the earth immortal world.

It's just that, although he scolded his mother in his heart, Guanyin Bodhisattva asked questions, as the supreme leader of Buddhism today, the Buddha naturally couldn't help but answer.

Not only did he have to answer, but he couldn't even answer that he didn't even know what it was! Not for anything else, because of the dignity of the big boss.

As the person who is now the speaker and chief CEO of the West Heaven Great Lei Yin Temple, others can have things that they don't know, but he Shakyamuni cannot.

He can't be omniscient and omnipotent, so how can he make the bodhisattvas and arhats below return to their hearts?

So, the Buddha who was scolded by Guanyin in his heart slapped the Buddha's forehead, "Amitabha, the Buddha said: Don't say!" ”

Hearing the Buddha's answer, the corners of Guanyin's mouth couldn't help but twitch.

[Nima! If you don't know, you say you don't know, and the Buddha says you can't say it, who are you pretending to be forced with? 】

It's just that although he scolded his mother in his heart, Guanyin didn't dare to say it openly.

You must know that at the last Buddhist culture discussion and exchange conference, Jin Chanzi was punished by Rulai for thinking about it for 500 years because of some disagreements with Rulai on a Buddhist scripture. It's still in the dark room.

You must know that it is Rulai's own apprentice, and they all ended up like this. If she can't get off the stage in this way, her Guanyin's fate will definitely not be much better than that of the golden cicada!

Knowing that he had made the Buddha unhappy, Guanyin was also a little panicked.

Fortunately, eating fasting and reciting Buddha all year round, Guanyin's mind is not covered, almost between breaths, Guanyin has stabilized his mind.

"There is no Amitabha Buddha in the south! My Buddha is compassionate! Receiving Rulai's answer, Guanyin folded his hands, smiled slightly, and bowed to Rulai, looking like he understood.

Seeing that Guanyin understood, Rulai's head full of bags was a little bit, and he didn't communicate with Guanyin again. As for what she knows, the does!

In these years, perennial worship of the Buddha, everyone's knowledge has grown, I don't know how to do things or say less is better, say more wrong, one will not be able to fool if you don't get it right.

[Alas, the education level is high, and the team is not easy to bring! Secretly complaining in his heart, the Buddha once again focused his attention on the place where the thunderbolt was.

Under the golden lotus platform, Guanyin sat on another small lotus platform.

Seeing Rulai nodding, Guanyin's heart relaxed. She also knew that her previous question was a taboo for Rulai.

Fortunately, I reacted in time and made a remedy.

In fact, to be able to make a remedy so quickly, Guanyin is also secretly grateful to Ka Ye in his heart. At that time, it was also at a Buddhist cultural discussion and exchange conference, and that time, if you came to smile, all the monks in the small face were stunned and didn't understand what this meant.

Just when the death pioneer Jin Chanzi made a Buddha salute and was about to ask a question, Ka Ye recited "Amitabha" and laughed.

Seeing that Ka Ye understood, the Buddha nodded with satisfaction, as for what he understood, it was only known by the ghost!

On this side of Lingshan, from the Buddha to the Garan, all have their own thoughts.

And above the heavenly court, the heavenly immortals and gods are no less than half a point less than the shock of the Buddhas, Bodhisattvas, and arhats in the western heavens.

Looking at the Zixiao Divine Thunder that kept splitting, the gods and Buddhas in the sky couldn't help but begin to doubt life.

And our protagonist, Mu Feng, who caused such a big sensation, is at the moment unaware of the impact he has caused.

Thunder can't kill him, and he can't dispel thunder. After a half-day stalemate, Mu Feng at this moment was sitting on the ground with his cheeks in one hand, looking at the Eye of Thunder Tribulation in the sky in a daze!