"At that time, I saw Lord Hou, jumping more than three feet high, the first to rush into the enemy's position, the knife fell, and the nearest bandit was cut in two, this bandit did not know that his body had been divided into two pieces, and he was still rushing forward, you think about that scene, half of his head, half of his body, half of his arms and half legs are still rushing forward, how scary, but Lord Hou doesn't care, he jumps over this person, and waves his hand is another knife, guess what?" Lu Gao also sold a pass.

There was a bearded general in the tent who was fascinated by this, and naturally asked, "What's wrong?"

"What's the matter? Lord Hou waved this knife, it was earth-shattering, crying ghosts, just such a knife. Lu Gao also gestured horizontally in his hand, "Just cut off the heads of the three bandits directly, the bloody one is called Gao, and he smacked Lord Hou's face, Lord Hou is like a red-faced killing god at this time, proud of the heroes, oh no, proud of the bandits." ”

"That's really the Buddha blocking and killing the Buddha, the gods blocking and killing the gods, and the bandits who killed directly cried wolves and howled, crying fathers and mothers, and there was a lot of mourning, because the adults rushed too fast, and gradually lost touch with our team. Lu Gao didn't seem to see Hou Zuoyi's murderous eyes, and continued to spit and tell the story, making it up, this time the scene he made up was much more interesting than the last time he told Shi Xuehai.

"Talk about the point!" Hou Zuoyi couldn't hold back any longer, and squeezed out a few words from his teeth.

"At this moment......" Lu Gao didn't seem to hear Hou Zuoyi's words, "Suddenly a cold arrow flew in front of him, and went straight to the door of Lord Hou, like a meteor, but Lord Hou had a sneer at the corner of his mouth, and shouted, carving insect skills, while speaking, a swallow pierced the clouds, his body jumped more than five feet high, and he dodged the cold arrow, maybe the bandits saw that Lord Hou was too powerful, and all the arrows were shot at Lord Hou, alas, Lord Hou he ......"

"It's a shame that you just died. The bearded general said with a very cooperative regret.

"Who said it was just like that?" Lu Gao looked at the bearded man talking in the crowd with some joy, and it was really good to cooperate.

"Didn't you say you died like this last time?" the bearded general, still unconvinced, retorted.

"Last time was last time, this time is this time, can it be the same? Oh no, I didn't remember it last time, and after bidding farewell to Marshal Shi, I recalled it carefully on the way back before I remembered the rest of the story. Lu Gao rolled his eyes, "Do you want to listen, don't listen, don't speak." ”

Hou Zuo's hand was clenched tightly after a few strokes, and his nails were about to be inserted into the flesh, but he couldn't stop, it was really painful.

"Come on, don't stop. The bearded man may have been addicted to listening, and when he saw that Lu Gao was about to stop, he hurriedly shouted, and the other generals also looked at Lu Gao with expectant eyes.

"Okay, I'll go on, but don't do any more stubble, come, bring me a chair. Lu Gao pointed to his beard and asked him to take a chair.

"I continued, at that time all the arrows were shot at Lord Hou, don't look at Lord Hou usually does not show the mountains and water, the critical moment is really powerful, I saw Lord Hou a harrier turned over, dodged all the arrows, brothers cheered together in the back, Lord Hou mighty. When Lu Gao was speaking, he kept aiming at Hou Zuoyi with his eyes.

Hearing the brother behind him praise him, Lord Hou was a little proud, and stood there and said to us, you don't have to move, I can settle them alone, not my brother and you blow, you generals, it seems that you are usually very powerful, and at the critical moment, you still have to rely on us cultivators. Lu Gao imitated the tone of Hou Zuoren, not to mention, the voice was very similar.

"You all stand still, I'll do it alone, just say it, Lord Hou dodged, and somehow, ran into the enemy's camp again, the nine-ring machete was rounded, and the bandits were injured and died when they rubbed it, and Lord Hou became a god of war, and everyone was afraid when they saw it. Lu Gao said as he picked up his chair, and everyone ducked back.

But when he was killing, there was a little guy who was too short because he was too short to cut off his head, this little guy ran back with a gun, and I don't know what Lord Hou thought, maybe it was the person he wanted to kill, he didn't kill it, he was upset, and he chased after him with a knife. Speaking of this, Lu Gao stopped, "I've been talking for a long time, don't you have any tea?" ”

Hou Zuoyi was already going crazy, Fang Zhiye was holding back a smile on the side, pinning his face to the side, his shoulders couldn't help shaking, he knew that Lu Gao was entertaining Hou Zuoyi, and the grievances between the two families of Lu Hou dated back to more than a hundred years ago, they belonged to a feud, and they couldn't be solved at all, as long as they had the opportunity, they would suppress each other.

The other generals in the camp tent don't care if there is a feud between the two families, just take a look at the excitement, listen to the story if there is a story, but they still don't dare to laugh, anyway, these two families, none of them can afford to provoke them, but it's okay to look at the excitement.

But when he was killing, there was a little guy who was too short because he was too short to cut off his head, this little guy ran back with a gun, and I don't know what Lord Hou thought, maybe it was the person he wanted to kill, he didn't kill it, he was upset, and he chased after him with a knife. Speaking of this, Lu Gao stopped, "I've been talking for a long time, don't you have any tea?" ”

Hou Zuoyi was already going crazy, Fang Zhiye was holding back a smile on the side, pinning his face to the side, his shoulders couldn't help shaking, he knew that Lu Gao was entertaining Hou Zuoyi, and the grievances between the two families of Lu Hou dated back to more than a hundred years ago, they belonged to a feud, and they couldn't be solved at all, as long as they had the opportunity, they would suppress each other.

The other generals in the camp tent don't care if there is a feud between the two families, just take a look at the excitement, listen to the story if there is a story, but they still don't dare to laugh, anyway, these two families, none of them can afford to provoke them, but it's okay to look at the excitement.

Lu Gao drank tea, looked at Hou Zuoyi with a blue face, and continued to speak, "It's too late to say that it's too fast, Lord Hou flew up, jumped high, and split Huashan with one move, and the nine-ring knife slashed from the top, but who knows, that little man doesn't know if it's scared or what's the reason." ”

"His gun was carried upside down, the tip of the gun was behind, and when Lord Hou was about to split it, the little man suddenly tripped over something, and fell to the ground, but by coincidence, he stood the gun on the ground, but Lord Hou was in the falling stage at this time, so he sat on it, you know, this gun, from under Lord Hou's buttocks, penetrated Lord Hou, and the tip of the gun came out of his mouth. Lu Gao said regretfully.

Hearing this, the generals couldn't hold back any longer, and burst into laughter, "hahahaha" laughter continued.

Hearing this, Hou Zuoyi couldn't hold back anymore, and scolded, "You fart, my younger brother has been weak and sickly since he was a child, and he has no power to restrain the chicken, how can he carry a nine-ring machete, and he is still a god of war, and he is still more than eighty pounds, I wiped it!"

"Oh, Lord Hou means that Lord Hou has no power to restrain the chicken, and he can't carry a nine-ring machete of more than eighty pounds, so he can't go to the battlefield at all, right?" Lu Gao asked rhetorically.

Hou Zuoyi was angry and said, "Nonsense, how can a person who is powerless go to the battlefield." ”

When Lu Gao heard this, he was happy, and kept repeating, "Yes, how can a person who has no power to go to the battlefield?

As he spoke, he looked at every general in the tent with his eyes, looking like he knew me and I understood, and his mouth kept muttering, "How can a person who has no power to go to the battlefield?"