291: Female Nerve

When I was cold in my heart, Sister Mei said: "Xiaoshan, pick a day for this old brother to be buried, and go to the village to help choose a cemetery by the way." ”

It turned out to be an introduction to business, which scared me to death!

For a long time, Sister Mei has never introduced customers, she has always been a matchmaker, and I subconsciously thought that Sister Mei really thought that I didn't look for women and liked men.

The middle-aged man spoke: "My wife left last night, master, you calculate, pick a day to see a grave, is 200 yuan enough?" ”

"Okay!" I nodded in response, in the countryside, there are five or ten yuan for a hexagram, and it is only a few dozen yuan in a day, and one or two hundred yuan is selected for a cemetery.

I can't compare with the city people, but I can't ask the country people how much they have to pay me. More is a burden for them, and while I earn money, I also solve problems for others, and I can't ignore my conscience because of money.

Lin Xin stared at her beautiful big eyes and asked quietly, "Why is it so cheap to see a cemetery?" I remember a few days ago you showed someone and received 2,000 from them. ”

"Look at the people's fees, this uncle is from the countryside, not from the county seat, and then look at his clothes, you can know that his family is not well-off."

Lin Xin nodded and said to me: "You are doing the right thing, it is actually quite difficult and complicated to do your business, you have to constantly figure out people's hearts and observe words and feelings." The rich charge more, the poor collect less, and during this period of contact with you, I haven't seen you take anyone's money indiscriminately anyway, you are a trustworthy master! ”

"That's it!" After being praised for a few words, I became proud.

Looking through the yellow calendar, I said to the middle-aged man: "The days in the next few days are not bad, you will follow the custom, park for three days and then be buried, and the cemetery will be shown to you tomorrow during the day." ”

"Okay, tomorrow you come to my house, this is my address and phone number, you will also stay at my house at night, funeral matters and other matters must rely on the master to personally guide you." The middle-aged man wrote the address and phone number on a piece of paper.

When holding red and white ceremonies in the countryside, you have to invite a fortune teller to sit in the town, always staring at the guidance, for fear of any taboo problems, it is not superstition, it is a custom.

After all, taboos are such things as rather credible than non-existent. No one wants anything to go wrong when they are doing things in their own house, and if it is haunted, it will not be good if it gets out.

The fortune teller would sit in the town from the time the family began to be busy, and could not leave until after the coffin was buried. Before and after, they had to stay at the family's house for two days and one night.

After discussing with the middle-aged man, after he left with Sister Mei, Lin Xin counted his fingers and said excitedly: "It just so happens that tomorrow is Friday, I can go!" ”

"You're going to the country? That place can be said to be a bird that doesn't, and our small place is much poorer than the rural areas of Zhengzhou. I'm afraid you can't stand the earthen caves in the countryside. ”

Lin Xin glanced at me and said, "I've said it all, I'm not so hypocritical, I haven't suffered anything for so many years." Besides, the cave is warm in winter and cool in summer, and I am looking forward to it. ”

"There are scorpions and cockroaches in the cave, are you afraid?"

"That's just the right time to catch Gu refining!"

That's right, I actually fainted, using these insects to scare Lin Xin, she is a master of Gu arts, I have never seen any disgusting and terrifying insects.

Since she's in high spirits, I'll take her there.

At noon the next day, she rode an electric car to take me to the countryside in the countryside, the distance was far, an hour later, the dirt road in the countryside was very bumpy, but the goddess didn't care at all, along the way she looked at the scenery along the road was particularly excited, the scenery in early autumn was very beautiful, especially in the countryside where the grass and trees were lush, everywhere were brilliant and colorful colors.

White-collar workers living in the noisy and noisy city yearn for the tranquility and natural beauty of the countryside!

When I arrived at the destination, I found a middle-aged man, his surname was Jiang, and I called him Uncle Jiang.

I went to the field to find a place, see the environment is quiet, very good, I started a hexagram again, the hexagram is like a flat, can be buried, and the cemetery is settled.

Next, Uncle Jiang immediately called the grave digger.

In the countryside, we ate late, and we didn't have lunch until two or three o'clock, and we ate it when we came at noon, and at this moment we returned to Uncle Jiang's house just in time for dinner.

"Wow, it's a big pot of rice stew, I want to eat it!" Lin Xin is like a three-year-old child seeing a lollipop!

I smiled helplessly, walked to the kitchen, took two bowls of stew, took the chopsticks, found a table to sit down with her, and then went to get the steamed buns, and then served two bowls of noodle soup.

Lin Xin ate steamed buns and stewed vegetables, and her mouth was full of oil, I smiled and said, "Didn't you just eat it two hours ago, and you were hungry again so soon?" ”

"The food is so delicious, I can't help but want to eat more." Lin Xin said with a grin.

"Don't eat so much, be careful of gaining weight."

"Huh? Am I fat now? Then I'll lose weight! Lin Xin hurriedly put down the dishes and chopsticks, took out the mirror and looked at her face, for fear that her face would be swollen.

I smiled and said, "You're just right now, not fat or thin, a little plump, this is good, very healthy, not only Wangfu but also a good man......"

"Really? Then I'll keep eating! Lin Xin grabbed the dishes and chopsticks again and ate them in a big gulp.

"......" I was speechless.

What the hell is wrong with this goddess? Why do you always feel that she is nervous.

Could it be that the goddess wants to add a word to her later?

Female Neuro ......

Seeing the goddess eat a large bowl of stew, two steamed buns, and drink a bowl of noodle soup, I felt panicked.

Although I had a much larger meal than hers, I couldn't drink the soup after I finished eating this bowl of food.

I can't help but be stunned, goddess, don't cultivate into a female nerve!

"I'm well fed, take a walk with me, let's go there!" Lin Xin pointed to a place with lush vegetation in the distance.

I said, "I still have something to do, I want to go to Uncle Jiang's house to say hello, or you go around first, and then accompany you when I finish explaining everything I should explain." ”

"Alright then, I'll wait for you there."

Two hours later, it was already dusk, and I was busy with my work, and Lin Xin didn't call me during this period.

The goddess's heart to play is really warm, don't you feel tired wearing high heels for so long?

Walking towards that place, I saw Lin Xin sitting on the side, holding a thick branch in her hand, and looking at a few trees not far away.

When I walked in, I saw several men tied to the tree, with many bruises on their faces and bodies, shaped like pig's heads, and looked like they had been whipped by branches.

When the men saw someone coming, they hurriedly shouted, "Help! Help, this stinky has killed someone! ”

"Huh?" I almost jumped up in surprise, the stinky girls in the mouths of these men must be Lin Xin, did Lin Xin kill someone? Why is it that after a while, I was not there, and such a big thing happened.

I anxiously asked her what was going on. Lin Xin pulled her face and said: "These people are hooligans, they teased me, I just tied them to a tree and beat them, where did I kill someone." ”

"It's good that you didn't kill anyone!" I breathed a sigh of relief.