Chapter 1: Pretending to be an ostrich

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It was another boring Friday, and Zhao Kongmeng yawned and walked out of the office. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info although I didn't do any work for a day, I felt tired. The system in the company is really perverted, and even a yawn will deduct money because of poor state.

He had endured this yawn for a long time, and this would be combined with a beautiful stretch, and the whole person became refreshed in an instant. Thinking that tomorrow would be the weekend, Zhao Kongmeng couldn't help but laugh.

After coming out of the office building, Zhao Kongmeng trotted all the way to find a seat on the commuter bus, and then played a mobile game that has been very popular recently. He works in an industrial park on the outskirts of the city, and has to take an hour's shuttle bus back to the city. Most of the colleagues around him were lying in their seats and pretending to sleep, and there was no one to talk to. Zhao Kongmeng was playing with his mobile phone to himself, but his mind couldn't help but remember the strange thing he encountered when he went out this morning.

Zhao Kongmeng looks ordinary, an ordinary person who will disappear if he is thrown into the pile. On weekdays, he is a marginal figure who is easy to be ignored, but sometimes someone will come to talk to him, but this kind of conversation is not what he wants to meet.

"Hey, you're playing this game well, but it's not okay to give people away like this."

Hearing Kaizi who was sitting next to him speak, Zhao Kongmeng suddenly found that he was patronizing and thinking about things, and he had died three times in the mobile game. He felt that he would definitely drop the level if he continued to play so absent-mindedly, so he turned off the game. At the same time, he didn't forget to argue: "Don't look at my game a little pitfall, but it only took me four days from playing this game to being promoted to the silver rank." ”

"Blow you, bronze to silver, that's not like playing, why don't you go to gold?" Kaizi disdainfully punctured Zhao Kongmeng's big words, "That's all this game is about, you just play slowly." Hey, tell me what's going on with you, how I feel like you've been in a mess today. Although you don't have the energy to go anywhere on weekdays, today is too much. It's a shame that Mr. Wang, who is in charge of the assessment, is not here today, otherwise your kid won't want to get the performance bonus this month. ”

"How bad am I today?" Zhao Kongmeng smiled bitterly, "No way, who let my brother be unlucky." You don't know how unlucky I was today, and I ran into a neurotic when I went out. ”

"You let the psychotic chop? It's not illegal for them to cut people, why don't you hide? ”

Zhao Kongmeng took a sip: "Do you think I look like such an unlucky person?" That psychopath wanted to cut me, and he didn't have the ability to do that. She's just an old lady, pushing a bicycle and walking tremblingly. I didn't dare to get too close to her, lest she fall down and come back to me. Annoyingly, I was standing there waiting for the bus. The old lady came to me and said, "Young man, be religious, and you will have eternal life." ”

At first, Kaizi listened to Zhao Kongmeng as if something had really happened, and when he heard this, he couldn't help but give him a disdainful look: "Isn't it just a stupid old lady who believes in religion, and people don't lie to you, why do you say that you are scared like this, it's not ashamed." Tell you, people call it evangelism, understand? ”

"Understands a fart." Zhao Kongmeng couldn't help but scold, "You don't even know that the land lord is Taoist, and you came to explain those religious terms to me." It's not like I've never been stuck in the road to preach the gospel, and at most people have sent me a pamphlet and told me that faith in religion is blessed. But this old lady is different, she finally told me that there was no good reward for believing it. You say it's not strange, she came to pull me into the church, but she said that there was no reward. I've been pondering this all day today, do you think she's sick, or is it a warning from God? ”

Zhao Kongmeng didn't understand the key, and he didn't hear Kaizi help him come up with an idea. He turned his head to see that Kaizi was already playing the game with his phone.

"Hey, I talked to you, didn't you hear?"

"Who has the time to listen to your nonsense, haven't heard a word left by the ancestors. There is nothing in the world, and mediocre people disturb themselves. You're not suffering from neurosis, you're suffering from neurosis. If you don't play your game, you can't figure out what to do. ”

Kaizi also wanted to team up with Zhao Kongmeng, but Zhao Kongmeng didn't have that mind. He wasn't a gamer in the first place, he just used it to pass the time. This will have a heart, and playing this game will feel even more hot, how can it be possible to go online to give away people's heads. He felt a little bored in the car, so he got off the train one stop early. The place was so close to his home that he got out of the car just in time to buy a bottle of Coke.

When paying the supermarket owner, Zhao Kongmeng casually said: "This morning, I stood in the garbage bin opposite and waited for the bus, and an old lady with a bicycle came to preach to me." ”

"Hehe, you kid has a blessed face, of course people have to sell to you. You see me walking out the door like this, who's going to sell me? ”

Zhao Kongmeng looked at the boss's beard and big bald head, and thought to himself that people were stupid for believing in religion, and they were not stupid enough to send them to the door to find a beating. With the boss's body and bones, he can't wait to eat a suckling pig for a meal. This thing is like a mountain of meat, and whoever is idle will come to him to pass those things. If Zhao Kongmeng hadn't come to buy things often, he would have known that this boss was burly, but in fact, his heart was not bad, and he wouldn't dare to joke with this humanoid Roshan.

Originally, Zhao Kongmeng just mentioned that he would leave after the account was settled. Who knew that the boss reached out and grabbed his arm, and then smiled mysteriously: "You are in a hurry to go to work, and you don't know what is going on." I opened the door early, but I saw it clearly. ”

"What's wrong?"

"What's wrong? Hmph, of course something is wrong. The boss looked around and saw that there was no one, and whispered, "After you leave the bus, the old lady will not leave." I kept pushing the bike, and I didn't ride it up, I didn't stand up, I just had a pestle there. After a while, a truck came. It may be that the brakes were too sharp, and the steel bars pulled behind couldn't be retracted all of a sudden, so they flew out from the front of the car. You said that so many steel bars were scattered on the ground, and you didn't say who was hurting. The old lady stood so far away that she couldn't even hide. Who knew that there was a steel bar that was like having eyes, and it stabbed the old lady in half. The stab wasn't somewhere else, it just went in the mouth and came out of the back of the head. The old lady looked dry and dry, even if she was shot with a gun, it was difficult to aim at a distance. How did this rebar shoot so accurately? ”

Hearing this gossip, Zhao Kongmeng felt a little inexplicable: "It's just a traffic accident, why are you still making it mysterious?" What about the driver, have you been arrested? ”

"The unlucky kid was stupid when he saw this posture, and he peed his pants as soon as he got out of the car. The people on the street were afraid as if they had seen a ghost, and Lao Tzu was not so afraid of things when he had been a soldier and seen blood. Lao Tzu walked up to take a look, and the old lady had already lost her breath. I guess I didn't suffer any crimes, and I must have died when the steel bar was in my head. But she may not be blinding, and she is still staring at the truck in front of her. The old Li Tou, who looked at feng shui at the east gate, said that the old lady had a trick in her hand and wanted to curse the driver to death. Later, the police came and went from house to house to visit witnesses. Lao Tzu told them about this, but Lao Li Tou came over in the afternoon and scolded me. He said that the police warned him not to spread rumors, and he blamed me for this. You say that I recruited someone to provoke someone, and what you say is the truth. ”

The supermarket owner is five big and three thick, but he will complain about this and that like a little daughter-in-law. Zhao Kongmeng didn't have time to talk to him, so he slipped away while someone was buying goods and paying.

On the way to the community, Zhao Kongmeng unscrewed the Coke and drank a few sips. When I walked to the place where I was waiting for the bus in the morning, I stopped to take a look, but there was no blood in sight here. Only the extra holes in the garbage bin next to it make people remember that such a tragedy happened in the morning.

The plastic garbage cans have been pierced out of so many holes, and the old lady is mortal, so she is naturally dead. It's just that she can still make a gesture when she is dying, whether it is Lao Li Tou who has the trick or not, in short, she is not a mortal. Zhao Kongmeng was thinking nonsense while walking into the elevator. He lives in a high-rise community, a total of 30 floors, and he bought an eighteen-storey one. At first, I thought that this floor was in the middle, and it should be the best floor. Who wants to think that this number is a bit taboo when he thinks about it after buying it, but fortunately, he is a person who has no taboos, so he makes do with it.

After entering the elevator, Zhao Kongmeng didn't press the button to close the door in a hurry, anyway, the door would close by himself. In this way, one is that he is lazy, and the other is that he can be convenient for others. Sure enough, before the elevator door closed, someone came in. It's just that this person came unfortunately, and the elevator door is already about to close. But the man put his hand through the crack in the door, and the elevator door opened again.

Although it doesn't hurt when the elevator door clamps people, no one in normal people will be idle to find this stimulus. Zhao Kongmeng glanced up at this person, and was immediately stunned.

Zhao Kongmeng's daily life is really boring, and in order to pass the time, he occasionally watches some foreign horror movies. Because he has too many boring days, he has watched too many films, and he can be regarded as an experienced person. Now the scenes in ordinary films don't scare him anymore, but this makes him feel a little urine.

"You, you."

When Zhao Kongmeng said these two words, he lowered his head and played with his mobile phone again. He either didn't recognize the old lady who had just stepped into the elevator, or he came to him in the morning with a broken bicycle to preach the person, and it was precisely because he recognized it that he deliberately pretended not to see it. Who made him watch too many films, so experienced that he immediately figured out the best way to solve the current problem, which was to pretend to be an ostrich.

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