Chapter 5 Pretend to be X and talk often
"Why, Father, do you want to take her into the harem?"
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"Go, go, go, do I look like Lolicon?" Zhou You did not hesitate to assert that he denied. "What we like has always been just big-breasted beauties, and those with a bust smaller than C have never been within the scope of my hunting, I just .... Just now, I just sighed that this little girl actually had such courage at such a young age. ”
"Hmm~" The girl pulled out a long note with a deep meaning. "Then my father, do you want to come to the rescue? According to Mo'er's observation, the strength of this group of green guys is only at the level of salted fish~"
"Perhaps?" Zhou You rubbed his chin and suddenly said with a very hesitant look. "But I'm thinking about another point - you see, isn't this kind of plot of heroes saving beauty quite cliché, not to mention the recent online articles, even Korean dramas don't seem to like to use very much, so I wonder if I join the goblin side, maybe there will be a plot like the saint's insult."
"Hey, Father, when did you have such a hobby? But it's not related, right? No matter what your preferences are, whether you are S or M, Mo'er can match perfectly~"
"No kidding." Zhou You pressed the white cat behind him, and then pulled down the slime who was excited when he heard the word insult, and he had already climbed to his face, so he rolled his eyes and said. "I'm not a ghost beast warrior, you may not believe it, but we have always been very decent..."
"Whoosh!"
With a cracking sound, an arrow landed on a tree beside him.
“......... Even if you think I'm, you don't need to refute it in such a drastic way...."Glancing at the still trembling arrow next to him, someone sighed, and then waved away the shadow beside him. "It seems that the hidden function of the Shadow Realm is still unreliable after upgrading once, and it can actually allow a group of goblins to see through their whereabouts."
"I think it's just plain, father, you're talking too loudly~"
Mo'er directly debunked someone's excuse.
“…..” A little annoyed and angry, he glanced at the white cat who was snickering, and then Zhou You raised his head to face the green skins that had surrounded him. "Well, I'm just a theater watcher, and I haven't decided on that camp yet, so let's see if you guys can continue for a while, so that I can have a reference ....."
He was answered by another sharp arrow.
“…….”
Awkward silence.
"Very good, Mo'er, it looks like we don't have to choose now." With a wave of his hand, the arrows that were stopped by the shadow fell aside, and Zhou You glanced at the scene and didn't even want to say a word, and immediately shot out a green skin with ten thousand arrows, as if he shrugged his shoulders helplessly. "No as nodie, why are so many people not understanding such a simple truth? So are the dragon suits, and so are you....."
However, just as someone muttered, the goblin leader didn't care about the other person's mood at all, he just waved his hand vigorously, and then ..... rain of arrows fell instantly.
-- Unfortunately, the place where the arrow landed was empty.
――The moment the goblins pulled the strings of the arrows, Zhou You disappeared in a flash of surging shadows, and then in the blink of an eye, he was in the opponent's formation.
And at this time, the tips of those steel arrows could touch the soft ground.
Bloodlight bloomed in an instant.
Zhou You pulled out the shadow gun, let the green skin in front of him cover the pierced throat and slowly fall to the ground, then turned around and pumped hard, and the powerful gun directly slapped the neck of the other green skin to collapse, and then the spear picked up, and threw the body that he saw was no longer alive and threw it away, smashing over a piece of green skin along the way.
At this time, the rest of the goblins finally reacted, but unfortunately, it was completely unexpected by Zhou You, this group of common trash fish did not have a good habit of turning directly when the situation was not good, but instead directly threw their bows and arrows aside, drew out the long knives they carried with them, and quickly surrounded Zhou You.
Even if you look at the low level of the military formation, you can see that the formation is orderly and killing, and it ensures the best angle of siege while advancing and retreating freely, and every goblin is like a veteran of battle--there is no familiar cowardice or cowardice in those slender pupils--rather, it is the opposite, and there is only a raging anger and a ferocity that sees death as if it were home.
"Hey, it looks interesting" Zhou You summoned a few monsters turned into shadows, and then watched as they were split apart in those sword lights, and the corners of his mouth suddenly drew a curved arc. "It seems like another world beyond the norm, but it's just right.....
"It can also allow us to move our muscles and bones a little."
Zhou You's legs moved slightly, and the whole person turned into a shadow and charged forward.
In a matter of seconds, he collided with the tight formation.
In the moment of contact, four or five blades of cold light slashed towards someone's body, but those sharp blades stopped abruptly as if they had touched something extremely hard.
"Thorns like a forest."
It was only then that someone smiled at the few startled faces and whispered the name of the spell.
At the same time, a black light flashed.
didn't care about the few unlucky people who had already been cut open their stomachs, their internal organs were flowing, and they were still wailing, and they took advantage of this gap to break through to the opponent's formation in an instant, and then in an instant, the shadow turned from a strange poisonous snake to a sweeping storm, and the cold tip of the spear was like a black pear blossom in the sky, and in a blink of an eye, it enveloped everything around!
A few seconds later, when the wind stopped abruptly, there were only five corpses left around him.
It's a pity that when someone was still about to take advantage of the momentum to pursue, the smile on his face that gradually began to distort suddenly paused, and then his body suddenly retreated back in a way that completely violated inertia!
It was as if the flames of purgatory had suddenly erupted from the place where he had just stood up, and in the blink of an eye, it had swallowed up a range of four or five feet into a sea of fire.
The flames ignited in an instant, then dissipated in an instant, but when the crimson light faded, there was only a scorched black earth left on the covered side, whether it was the verdant trees or the corpses... Or there are all the green skins that have not become corpses, and there is not even a trace left.
"Yo, and the mage, it seems that this is a spell side plane." didn't almost be frightened by the BBQ, Zhou You just patted the black ash on his body, and then smiled and pointed the gun at the other party. "But it doesn't seem to be very high-level, at least it's far worse than Leng Tianao's thunderstorm that seems to burn mountains and boil seas."
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It's still a bunch of unintelligible words.
"Well, even if you say it, you won't understand it anyway." Looking at the goblin who was holding a staff that he had taken out of nowhere, and seemed to be chanting a spell, Zhou You shrugged his shoulders and said helplessly. "So, this kind of enemy that can't be taunted is the most annoying~"
Ignoring the big fireball that was speeding again, Zhou You just beckoned behind him, and then said with a smile. "Now look out, this is the land of permafrost, the boundless snow country."
"Oh yes, by the way, I wanted to talk about this kind of pretending to be home a long time ago."