I have to say that people who are careful with their eyes, when the disease of careful eyes attacks, it is really terrible. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Especially, when this person, who is cautious and has extremely terrifying strength, the degree of terrifyingness it brings is superimposed exponentially.

For example, Shepherd's Wind!

As a professional saint teacher who has never regarded himself as a kind person, Mu Feng has always been centered on self-feeling.

It's easy to say everything if you're happy, but if you're unhappy, someone will naturally be unlucky.

In view of the recent performance of pigs.

From the first time he put forward his opinion, he rode a wild boar and sang the song of the white dragon horse, to the later blatant framing of the guy's senior brother Sun Wukong, and then to the image of becoming a herd to flirt with his sister.

All of this was recorded by Mu Feng in the little black book.

So much so that when the reckoning came, Piggy understood what it meant to be tearful with regret.

On Pingding Mountain, Pig Pig, who was still dreaming of "silver-haired beauties bring their own pillows", followed the Silver Horn King on a road of no return with saliva.

At the top of the mountain, after separating the pigs and the bearded man, the King of the Golden Horn and the King of the Silver Horn summed up and ordered his men to set up two cauldrons.

There is no controversy about how to eat the pigs, and both brothers decided to steam.

And the beard, given the nature of its salted fish, has a variety of ways to eat it.

Therefore, whether it is steamed or braised or even sweet and sour and fried, the two brothers have a disagreement on these ways of eating.

In the end, the two of them decided to eat the pig first.

Time, for the demon fairy, is really the most worthless thing.

So much so that Mu Feng just took a nap and woke up again, and two hours had passed.

What can you dare in two hours?

Two hours is enough for a beauty sleep.

In two hours, the monkey and the little white girl had already circled around Huaguo Mountain and walked back and forth.

In two hours, the little white dragon had already dug a big pit for the pig, and when the senior brother retrieved his skeleton, he could bury it into a luxurious new grave.

Well, don't ask why it's a skeleton and not a corpse, after all, two hours have passed, and two hours have been captured by youkai, where can there be any corpses left, it's not bad to have a skeleton.

I really thought this was filming Journey to the West, the monster caught the monk and locked him up and didn't eat, waiting for the monkey to save him?

Therefore, two hours, in the eyes of the little white dragon, is enough for the monsters to feast the pigs.

"Hmm...... Pig pig, brother, I have done my best to you, who let you die by yourself? ”

Looking at his carefully carved grave, the little white dragon nodded with satisfaction, feeling that what he could do for the pig could only come here.

Two hours later, the monkey had already returned to the scripture learning team from Huaguo Mountain with the little white girl.

So, when Mu Feng woke up from his nap, he saw the picture of the little white dragon who had just dug the grave, looking at him with the monkey and the little white six pairs of eyes.

"You...... What do you want to do? Facing the momentary gaze of the six people, Mu Feng made a frightened expression like a frightened little girl.

Everyone: "...... Master, you are really enough.

"Master, Pig Pig and Lao Sha, we really don't care?" Ignoring Mu Feng's troubles, the monkey asked the doubts in his heart.

He knew that his master was cautious and knew that his master had no discipline, but in his impression, it seemed that the master had never been a pit man who would pit people to death at one time!

Sure enough, after hearing the monkey's words, Mu Feng seemed to suddenly think of something, "I said how do I feel that something is missing, it turns out that the pig and the beard are gone!" ”

Seeing that Mu Feng's face showed a sudden realization, he suddenly grabbed the monkey's hand.

"Wukong, you're finally back, your second and third junior brothers have been captured by monsters, you must rescue them!"

Monkey: "...... Master, it seems that they were taken away two hours ago, and now they remember to let me save them, don't you think it's a little late? ”

Looking at the anxiety on Mu Feng's face, the shadow area in the monkey's heart was rapidly increasing.

Hearing the monkey's words, Mu Feng's face showed a hint of panic.

"What, it's been two hours?"

After the panic, Mu Feng began to shake the pot.

"Oh, Wukong, you said that it's not good for you to take leave to go back to Huaguo Mountain, you have to go back at this time, you see, this is two hours away, your second junior brother will be this time, most of them are already ripe!"

Monkey: "......"

He wanted to ask, Master, do you have to wait for my grandson to come back for such a thing as saving people?

It's just that after thinking about it, in the end he still pressed this sentence to the bottom of his heart, and wisely didn't ask it.

Because he knows that there are a thousand ways for an undisciplined master to be speechless about this question.

"So, are we going to save the pigs and the bearded now?"

Looking at the big-eyed and small-eyed Mufeng monkey, the little white dragon interjected at the right time.

"Oh, why didn't you say it earlier, you patronized the pot, and almost forgot about the business!"

Monkey: "...... Master, is it really okay to speak out about the filth in your heart so openly?"

Little White Dragon: "......" If I guessed correctly, this sentence is also throwing the pot!

"So, are we going to save the pigs now?" Looking at Mu Feng, the little white dragon asked again.

"By now, they're all cooked, right?" The girl who had been watching the conversation between the three masters and apprentices suddenly popped out of this sentence leisurely.

"Gollum!"

Hearing this, the three masters and apprentices unanimously made a saliva swallowing expression.

"So, are we going to save the pigs?" The monkey repeated the words of the little white dragon.

"Go! Gotta go! Even if you don't come back to the pig, you have to bring back a piece of pork! Wiping the saliva from the corner of his mouth, Mu Feng's face was righteous and Lingran.

It's as if he wasn't the culprit who brought the pigs to such a field.

"So, pork...... Is that the point? ”

Looking at Mu Feng's action of wiping his saliva, the other three people thought of it in unison.

"Come, Wukong, I'll leave the matter of saving people to you!" With a wave of his hand, he opened a spatial passage and led the three people in, and when they appeared again, the four of them were already standing in front of the monster cave with golden horns and silver horns.

"So, if we can open the space passage, why don't we just appear on the edge of that cauldron?"

Looking at Mu Feng, who brought everyone to the door of the Monster Cave, Xiao Bailong's face was strange.

He had seen the cauldron used to boil pigs through the Xuanguang Technique before.

"Cut," Mu Feng pursed his lips disdainfully when he heard the little white dragon's childish words.

"So, are the gods as uneducated as you? The cauldron was kept in their own house, and we rashly appeared next to the cauldron without consent, which was to enter the house without the owner's consent.

Trespassing on private houses, that's a violation of heaven! ”

glanced at the little white dragon with disdain, Mu Feng's expression was like a double doctor and then looking at an illiterate person who dropped out of school before graduating from kindergarten.

Little White Dragon: "......" I don't read much, don't lie to me, in the heavenly rules, when did there be such a thing as "prohibiting trespassing on private houses"?

Meanwhile.

"Ahh

On the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, the Jade Emperor, who was in the upper court, suddenly sneezed.

Seeing this, the immortals had a ghostly expression, you are the dignified Jade Emperor, the quasi-saint power, and you can sneeze?

"That ......" also seemed to notice everyone's strange expressions, and the Jade Emperor coughed a little embarrassed, and explained, "Last night, there was a Taiyin Jade Rabbit who was drunk and accidentally broke into my dormitory.

I was accidentally caught by the Taiyin Qi into my body, and although I got rid of it in time, it still caused a little trouble, a little cold! ”

After explaining, the Jade Emperor seemed to suddenly think of something, and then spoke.

"Therefore, breaking into other people's homes without the permission of the owner will really bring a lot of trouble to people, and I have decided that from now on, a new article will be added: those who trespass into people's houses will be guilty of capital crimes!"

Immortals: "......"

Little White Dragon: "......"

Sensing the rules of heaven and earth, a new heavenly rule in the heavenly court, the little white dragon had a feeling of looking at the sky speechlessly.

Therefore, what kind of grievance is it to have a master who can change the world with a casual word?

That kind of grievance is that whatever he says, you are more aggrieved.

Even if he says something wrong, you have to feel right.

Because even if it is wrong, as long as he exports and agrees, this world will be changed to right!

Therefore, he is forced to die, and the future is destined to be a tragedy in which the debate can never be won?

didn't mention this little episode, but said that before bringing the disciples to the cave of the two demon kings of the Golden Horn and Silver Horn, Mu Feng crossed his arms and prepared to let the monkey save the pig and pig, and he would not participate.

At the command of the shepherd, the monkey stepped forward and called for battle.

"Monster, your grandfather came out and obediently took my pork..... Ahh ”

With the strength of the monkey, he slapped the door and shook the whole mountain.

In the cave, the two kings of the Golden Horn and the Silver Horn naturally heard the cry of the monkey, and listening to the words of the monkey's shout, the King of the Golden Horn panicked.

"Oops, it's broken, it's broken! This monkey actually hit, this monkey made trouble in the heavenly palace five hundred years ago, and it was a vast supernatural power, how can this be good? Why don't we just give that pig back? ”

When the silver-horned king heard this, he was not pleased.

"Big brother, how do you purify the ambition of others and destroy your own prestige? No matter how powerful the monkey is, can it be better than the master's magic weapon?

The reason why the monkey is scary is not because he has a powerful master, but even if he is a master, he can't be unreasonable, right?

This matter is obviously our reason! It was the pig who begged us to eat him, and now the monkey ran to the door to make trouble, and we took him, and his master couldn't say anything! ”

Hearing his brother's words, the King of the Golden Horn also felt reasonable, but why did he always have an uneasy feeling of a deer crashing into his heart?

"But ......" Although he agreed with his brother's words, the Golden Horn King was still a little worried.

"Oh, my eldest brother, don't do it, let's not say that the pig sent it to the door and begged us to eat him, just say that it has been cooked for two hours now, let's send it out, can it still be a good pig?

Anyway, little brother, I already smell the smell of meat! ”