"You go and get the snake nerve out...... Yes, the snake nerve that makes the wand. The pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info (the sound of something tearing) peels along the spine and you can see it, with this knife...... If you cut your hand, I will never take you to the hospital. ”

"Lu, I know you're cold-faced and hot-hearted. We...... Wouldn't it be nice for us to do that? There are two more students here, we should tell the professors to come down and help, they don't seem to be doing well. ”

"Who says I'm cold-faced and hot-hearted? Lao Tzu is ruthless! You still don't believe you stupid, (brushing sound) This is a precious magic material produced by a basilisk with a lifespan of hundreds of years, and now the wizarding world can't find such a high-quality one! If the professors come down...... So whose are these materials? Do you want to meet in half? ”

"Of course it's ours! Lao Tzu is desperately fighting, this is our battle! Sharp! Product! (gritting his teeth and speaking, as if he was straining) Ha~ pulled out, this thing is a snake nerve? It's as transparent as coral, and it's so beautiful. ”

"Not necessarily. After all, this is Hogwarts, and the snake is Slytherin's pet, so no one can tell if it belongs to it...... Okay, the fangs are out of the way, now take a few pieces of belly meat for dinner. ”

……

Harry longed for sleep.

He was dreaming about a sweet kiss with a girl with an unclear face, and the two of them kissed endlessly, and it felt like he was sitting on a cloud. But there are two nasty ghosts who have been chatting in his ear all the time, and they have been croaking all the time! He couldn't focus on the touch between his soft lips...... Oh shit! Damn it! Shut up, shut up! He slammed his ...... Then it fell from the clouds.

"Ah~!" Harry Potter sat up screaming, sweating profusely!

The dizziness that had not yet completely dissipated made him feel sick again, and it seemed as if the whole world was shaking. He reluctantly raised his head, and the face of a young girl gradually became clear in his eyes. Long fiery red hair, a young and delicate face, a somewhat pale complexion, slightly red and swollen lips...... Lip?

"Kim, Ginny? You okay! Do you feel ...... right now Wait a minute! Harry suddenly felt a tingle in his lips, and he realized that he was ...... The two of them were kissing just now? Suddenly feel the despair of the end of the world! "Oh my God, you're Ron's little sister, what did I do!" But the thought that it was Ginny who kissed Harry made Harry's heart beat wildly, and all the blood rushed to his cheeks.

"It's not your fault, it's all about saving people." Ginny pressed her red and swollen lips with a handkerchief and said calmly. The first kiss is exciting and touching - but the thousandth first kiss? What Ginny was thinking was that her lips were a little numb and a little painful...... But now that I'm an old driver, the kind that can help others get a car, be calm!

"Harry, you don't have to worry about it, even though it was my first kiss."

"Mine too, Ginny, it's all my fault." Harry lowered his head, blushing like fire.

Of course, Ginny wouldn't blame him, on the contrary, Harry's first kiss was ruthlessly snatched away by her from 1 to 1000, and she didn't want to grab any little blue pool from now on! In fact, even if Ginny shows a little bit of liking Harry now, with Harry Potter's character, she will immediately confirm it.

But Ginny doesn't—she's going to stick to her sadomasochistic route! Anyway, the first kiss has arrived, and this wave is stable.

With the afterglow of Ginny's eyes, she saw that Lu Yuan was quietly giving her a thumbs up, and immediately snorted arrogantly. It's not uncommon to hear praise from a scumbag like you - as for why Lao Lu is a scumbag? Of course, according to a certain Nana main god, this person is the most perverted **** maniac in the pluralistic world! Every time he goes to a new world, he must first open a harem! Among them, there are 1,000 beautiful women, 1,000 handsome guys, and 1,000 beautiful animals...... It is said that there are strange creatures that helped him out.

Evil~ It's outrageous! More scum than the sad wind!

Ginny thought, even though you're pretty handsome, even though you're on my side, even though you've helped me get Harry's first kiss, you're still a bad silver!

Her thoughts, Lao Lu felt.

But where does this inexplicable disgust come from? He was simply confused.

"Ginny, are you alright? Basilisk ...... That's right, basilisk! Harry Potter shouted! It was only at this time that the blinded memories returned. "Basilisk," he turned to look for before he saw a bloody snake corpse not far from him, stretching from the Slytherin statue to the door of the chamber.

However, this huge basilisk looks extremely miserable at the moment...... Its skin was stripped from head to toe and soaked in a pool of water on the side. The blood that flowed made the entire pool water red. That usually clown-like Professor Lockhart, now holding a shining sword, is slashing open the snake's vertebrae, trying to remove the bone marrow! With that slash, the splatters of snake blood and flesh smeared his face, but Lockhart's expression was as cold as iron—and the slightest bit of wastewood!

Harry didn't know that a camera was pointing at Lockhart.

And Lockhart is a natural actor, as long as he is in front of the camera, he can behave more perfectly than Greek heroes! Although the basilisk is now a dead snake, these shooting materials can be synthesized with special effects, and they can immediately become classic shots of human-snake battles.

In addition, there are large pieces of sliced snake meat, four neatly arranged basilisk fangs, wisps of crystal translucent red snake nerves, and two orange-yellow snake eyes the size of a basketball...... and, a plucked broiler chicken and feathers.

"Broiler? Fox?! Harry Potter pointed to the "broiler" that was using two chicken wings to block the legs, and the flames were still radiating all over his body, and shouted with his eyes full of incredulity.

The "broiler" ignored him. It was weeping at the pile of feathers, looking like it was loveless—but a crystal bottle hung around its neck to catch its tears...... Seeing this, Harry almost felt like he was going crazy! Who's abusing the birds?! Then he figured out what to do and turned his head to look at Lao Lu.

"That's a phoenix! You plucked Dumbledore's bird naked?! ”

"Don't talk nonsense! Familiar and familiar, I will sue you for slander if you talk nonsense! Lao Lu said arrogantly with a cigar in his mouth, "Obviously, this turkey accidentally fell into the trap by itself, and I plucked out its feathers in order to save it." But he thought of something again, and laughed out loud. Anyway, why is this phoenix called Fox? Isn't fox a fox? Also, it's supposed to be a female called Fox, right? This turkey is male. ”

Lao Lu remembered that when he was in the world of the Iron Alliance, the beautiful female mercenary he met was called Fawkes. Therefore, in his impression, Fox should be a woman.

After the phoenix was pulled out, it didn't ...... Gender at a glance. When Harry heard this, he looked uncontrollably towards that part of Fawkes. "Chirp~~!!" It seems that I can understand his words, and I feel humiliated! The flames on Fox's body burned more and more fiercely, and finally exploded after a heart-rending scream! The flames of the explosion rose into the sky, and then fell into a pile of ashes......

"Ahh This bird is too temperamental, right? ”

But a moment later, just as everyone was watching the ashes in amazement, there was another "chirping" sound from the ashes.

"Fawkes is reborn!" Harry was the first to realize, and he shouted happily because he had seen Phoenix Fawkes come back from the dead. With his words, a fiery young bird arched through the ashes and burrowed out. It first glared at Lao Lu angrily, then saw that its body was covered with small feathers again, and sang happily.

"I'll go." The crowd was collectively speechless.

is the so-called "double scum vs. giant basilisk, and the last super god is a turkey".

*****

This is the end of the "Hogwarts Chamber of Secrets Opened".

Gilderoy Lockhart has once again swept away a wave of presence! This time not only showed his "super hand-to-hand combat ability", but also exposed his "organization behind it", and there were different opinions for a while. Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry is the largest and only wizarding school in the UK, so its impact is even greater than that of the Screaming Shack Incident.

The question now is not how much influence Lockhart can increase, but that the magic side is so big that he doesn't have much room to improve. More than ninety percent of the people on the magic side of the UK have been comforted by him, and the friends have said that it is time for Lockhart to pit foreigners...... No, it's international!

Let's let the British live......

The movies they made were also released smoothly. No, it should be said that it was a smooth serialization. The movie was played, which Lu Yuan regarded as a joke, but the editor of the "Prophet Daily" easily solved it. Who says movies can't be serialized? We can!

Lu Yuan's vision was obscured by "common sense".

Harry's World Magic Pictures are negatives developed with special magic potions, which are equivalent to animated gifs, recording and looping back images for about five seconds - and a movie that lasts more than two hours is just 1,500 photos! Therefore, under the promotion of the "Daily Prophet", the first audio-visual book "Two Heroes" on the magic side was officially released!

A sales frenzy has reignited......

Maybe it's because after the special effects are processed, the charm of the image is incomparable, far more than the text! This wave of sales frenzy directly pushed the whole of Europe! Lockhart's fans finally spread all over the world, even breaking into the enemy's interior - he is so infatuated and invited by a Romanian vampire princess that he has to resign from his position as a professor at Hogwarts Defense Against the Dark Arts and go on vacation to Romania.

As a result, the tradition that "Hogwarts Defense Against the Dark Arts class was cursed by Voldemort and each teacher could only teach for one year" was successfully continued. Because Lockhart's reputation at the moment is even comparable to that of Dumbledore, if he doesn't resign voluntarily, then he should be the best person to break this legend.

What's going on...... That's right! And the black diary that hides Voldemort's soul, the dark magic items that control Ginny and unleash the basilisk! That thing was actually one of Voldemort's Horcruxes, and after Lu Yuan and the others skinned the basilisk with cramps, they packed it up and took it away.

This is the core prop of the whole affair - whether it is Dumbledore, who has always been hidden behind the scenes, or the Malfoy family, who are the black hands, they all openly and secretly ask the duo for it. In order to obtain such an item, they are all willing to pay some price in exchange.

But Lu Yuan and the others couldn't hand over the notebook, because the notebook was now soaked in a basin of water.

The scientific name of that water is "Holy Water No. 4".

Now most of the black notebook has "melted", and when people get close to the basin, they can even hear a faint wail! Everyone who heard it turned pale and was so frightened that they couldn't speak! Melting the soul with holy water can be a punishment ten thousand times more painful than a thousand cuts! Just thinking about it makes magicians' scalps tingle! So they immediately get as far away as they go!

You must know that when the church burned magicians on a large scale, it used all kinds of holy water to destroy demons. Holy Water No. 4 is not just for black magic......

It is said that although the church has also declined like the Eastern Immortal Cultivation Realm, no one on the magic side dares to provoke the church. Legend has it that four million gallons (15,000 cubic meters) of holy water are stored under the Vatican! Models from No. 1 to No. 16 are available! That's the power of organizing and accumulating resources.

Therefore, even if the church loses the power of the mystical side, as long as each of the priests is given a water gun, the church still has the ability to level the inner world!

In this regard, Lao Lu touched the newly made "Endless Water Bottle" and smiled silently. (To be continued.) )