Chapter Twenty-Four: Trying to Catch the Dead
Mo Laosan was cursing at everyone's backs, and at this time, a young man at the window table of the inn said, "Uncle, don't be angry, we listen to it very interestingly, you come over and we will invite you to dinner." Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info"
Mo Laosan frowned when he heard this, and groped for it.
Lao Wang complained in a low voice to Zi Yangdao, "Why are you provoking this kind of scoundrel in the mountains." Could it be that you believe his nonsense? ”
Zi Yang said, "Not necessarily, about the names and geography of Mongolia, ordinary storytellers will not understand so much. I think this Mo Laosan is talking about the Tao, and it doesn't seem to be simple. ”
At this time, Mo Laosan stumbled to the table, sat down unceremoniously and said, "Two young talents, aren't you locals when you listen to the accent?" ”
Zi Yang lied to him: "We are here to travel!" ”
Mo Laosan was not polite, and while groping for the beef and mutton on the table to stuff into his mouth, he muttered, "This poor mountain is a remote place, what is there to travel......
"The two voices are loud and full of energy, they are not mortals when they hear it, they must also be dignified...... "I stuffed two mouthfuls of meat and wiped the oil stain with my hands, stretched out my hand and said: "I Mo Laosan is familiar with the Tui Bei diagram, carefully studied the number of crape myrtle life, and has a stunt of touching the bones, you can calculate whether the two of them have a great future with a touch of your hand, and whether there is the fate of the emperor and the general - even if there is a catastrophe in the fate, after Mo Laosan's guidance, you can also turn evil into good fortune!" ”
Zi Yang looked at this Mo Laosan who had grabbed a hand of oil, his hands were black and black, his nails were old and long, and he was stuffed with dirt, and said with a smile, "No need, no need." The two of us are lost teenagers in the countryside, and we just want to be a small citizen with a lot of money in this life, and we don't have much ideals, so we really don't need to count ......"
Lao Wang said bluntly: "I am a poor student, and I don't have much money in my pocket, so you have wasted that heart." ”
As soon as Mo Laosan heard that he was not a wealthy man, his face immediately darkened. Continue to grope for the meat on the plate.
Lao Wang was embarrassed by him: "Just now our brothers heard you talk about this General Zhang and the Iron Cavalry, and I think it's very interesting, since they are so capable, even Genghis Khan has suffered at their hands, why haven't I heard of it?" The history books don't mention it! ”
Mo Laosan pursed his lips and said: "History is written by the victors, this Genghis Khan's generation of Tianjiao, his life has been fought countless times, and he was embarrassed by this small iron cavalry, and almost lost his life, which is simply a shame." If it spreads, how can it deter the countries of the world? Although Genghis Khan cherishes his talents, no one said to encourage you to resist. Therefore, after Zhang Jue's death, he specially issued an order that no one was allowed to mention Zhang Jue and the Iron Cavalry related matters, and violators would be beheaded. ”
Zi Yang asked, "The Iron Cavalry Army is so big, it should have an impact even in the Song Dynasty, right?" ”
Mo Laosan said gloomily: "The Great Song Dynasty is weak, and it is already difficult to protect itself, how can he care about a civilian armed force?" Moreover, the history of the Iron Cavalry is short, most of them have been fighting alone outside the pass for several years, and they do not invite credit when they win, and the Mongolian army is naturally not publicized when it suffers losses, so many battles are not recorded. In addition, Zhang Jue did not want to have anything to do with the imperial court, and the history books naturally would not waste pen and ink on the Iron Cavalry - alas, if Zhang Gongken had been attached to the imperial court back then, he would not have ended up with the annihilation of the entire army. ”
Lao Wang said: "Attachment to the court may not end better, Yue Fei is loyal to the monarch and loyal to the country, and he is not the same as dying aggrieved?" ”
Mo Laosan said: "At least people have left a lifetime of praise, unlike this iron cavalry, which was vigorous, but in the end it ended up being nameless, this period of history is so silent!" ”
When the two of them saw that what Mo Laosan said was decent, they thought that this old man was indeed an excellent storyteller, and he was moved by the fact that he could make up stories, and he had a strong sense of substitution. It is not easy for a blind old man, he is no longer embarrassed at the moment, he looks at each other and smiles, and he no longer speaks.
At this time, a person at the table next to him said: "In this case, how did the old man know?" ”
Zi Yang and the others looked back and saw that Uncle Li and his party had been sitting next to them for some time.
At this time, the group of people are looking at this table intently, it seems that they have a strong interest in the blind man's nonsense, the blind man's story does not know how many people have heard, although it is full of loopholes, but this group of people seems to be addicted to it, and it seems that there is a feeling of unfinished.
Mo Laosan stretched his neck and crooked his head and said: "This old man is like a loud voice and full of energy, he is not a mortal when he hears it, and he must be a dignified ......."
These words are almost exactly the same as what we just said about talking to Zi Yang and Lao Wang, and it seems that this Mo Laosan's kung fu has become a routine...... If it weren't for the distance between the two sides, this Mo Laosan might have started to show off his bones!
Uncle Li and a short, sturdy and burly middle-aged man with a scar on his face at the same table made a face, and the two came over with a few dishes and a pot of wine, and said to Ziyang: "Little brother, is it okay to share a table?" ”
Lao Wang has always been very disgusted with Uncle Li, thinking that he has an evil face and is not a good person, so he said angrily at the moment, "You are standing here, say no, okay?" ”
Zi Yang smiled and said, "My brother is joking with you, it's okay, it's okay, sit down." ”
Uncle Li and the others didn't mind, and sat down generously, the scarred face squeezed around Lao Wang, looking indifferent. Lao Wang was about to attack, Zi Yang hurriedly stopped it with his eyes, Lao Wang snorted, moved his butt and sat on the side of Zi Yang, such a square table, Zi Yang and Lao Wang sat together, Uncle Li and Hou Sheng were on one side, Mo Laosan occupied a corner, three people and four kinds of costumes, the scene was indescribably awkward.
Uncle Li beckoned to the shopkeeper and asked him to serve the wine and food again, Mo Laosan was also unceremoniously, shook off his cheeks and munched, and looked at the posture that he had not eaten enough for some days, but fortunately, the prices in this northern Shaanxi were low, although Lao Wang had no idea who would pay the bill in the end, but he didn't think that these meals were worth much, and it was a big deal to talk to Uncle Li AA.
Uncle Li poured a glass of wine for Mo Laosan and put it in front of him, Mo Laosan fumbled and picked up the wine glass, swallowed it with a grunt, and motioned for some more, the shopkeeper came over and said, "Ladies and gentlemen, don't listen to this blind man's nonsense, how many years has this blind man been here for many years, stealing chickens and dogs all day long and not doing business, just relying on a mouth to cheat and eat and drink." ”
Mo Laosan finally seized a chance to live like a person, and when he heard someone expose his old bottom, he said with juice in his mouth: "You treat losing people as buns, and my ancestors are also people with heads and faces......"
The shopkeeper was also generous, didn't quibble with him, and turned his head out of the window and left. suffocated Mo Laosan's old face from black to purple.
Uncle Li said with a haha: "Don't be surprised, don't be surprised, the beauty is late, the hero is short of breath, in order to survive, the brother makes up some words for others, that's understandable......" Speaking of this, he sighed, as if he was waiting for Mo Laosan to pick up.
Zi Yang was very disdainful of Uncle Li's aggressive method of wanting to capture and indulge, but in his heart he also hoped that this trick would work and that he could get some truth out of Mo Laosan's mouth. Although I feel that Mo Laosan's wild history is full of flaws, it is not like people in the rivers and lakes can make it up casually, and I vaguely feel that it is not simple.
Mo Laosan's neck was suffocated, and he muttered angrily, what kind of tiger fell in Pingyang and was bullied by dogs, heroes and heroes were ridden, it was terrible for the countrymen to be uneducated, Lao Tzu's ancestors sprinkled blood for you people back then......
Hearing Uncle Li say this, he snorted in his nose: "The old man is blind, but the nose is smart, you are earthy, and it is not a good thing, you can't hide it from others......"
Uncle Li's face changed, and he immediately returned to normal, all of which was seen by Ziyang.
Uncle Li said again: "Although the story is wonderful, it is inevitable that there are some unrealistics, there are many flaws in it, and it is okay to deceive the rough people in the countryside." Those who have traveled from south to north, those who have experience, or those who have read books like the two little brothers, are also difficult. ”
This Mo Laosan devoured it all at once, and he was almost full, so he didn't give face at this time, and said, "I love to say it or not, believe it or not." ”
Uncle Li said, "I'm a person who likes to be more truthful, if you can have any evidence to prove that your story is true, then ...... Dude, I've got you covered this week's food and drinks! ”
Zi Yang thought to himself, this old fox is really powerful, with Mo Laosan's amount of food, I am afraid that he will have to eat a cow in a week, and with such a large amount of blood, it seems that he is going to force Mo Laosan to dig out the old bottom.
This Mo Laosan also moved his mind when he heard this good thing, and said immediately: "What I want to say, but it's a big secret, I won't hide it from you, I don't know the situation of the two little brothers next to me, I can smell the identities of the two of you." ”
When he said the last sentence, he also accentuated his tone, Zi Yang thought to himself that this Mo Laosan is not simple, and he will bargain, it seems that Uncle Li's benefits are too small, a week's wine and food are not enough, I want to hear more content, and it is estimated that I will have to pay for a VIP membership or something - it is estimated that this Uncle Li will support him for a lifetime.
Uncle Li smiled and said, "I'm just curious, if you can tell a word, I don't just care if you eat and drink spicy food for a week......" and lowered his voice: "I look at you like this, I haven't touched a woman for a while, right?" If you convince me, I'll find you the best kiln in town......"
The more Zi Yang listened to him, the more unbearable he became, and he kept frowning beside him, but Lao Wang listened to it like a peach blossom and a smile on his face. I can't help but be curious, what means can this Mo Laosan rely on to win this "great benefit".