Chapter 38: Ten Dishes
It's night, I'm finally collecting all the new advent legends, plus the old people, in the Century Hotel for a meeting, the main purpose is to let everyone get acquainted with each other is to re-assign personnel, after all, there are so many newcomers, is it a mule or a horse always have to pull out for a walk, right?
Dongfang Undefeated, Huang Rong, Li Dazui, Bai Suzhen, Ku Ding, Shen Wansan, these six are extremely rare talents, although they are not bowing to me now, but they can be regarded as joining our team, and they have also contributed a few new dishes - Bai Suzhen's gentleman soup, Dongfa undefeated to keep the roots, Huang Rong's eating inside and out, shrimp and eggs, the whole table of gods and ghosts in my hands has been full of ten, if I can get the things in the hands of the sun squid god this time, then I have collected nearly half of them, In this way, the day when I will become the only kitchen god in heaven and on earth is not far off......
The special features of each of the 10 dishes are:
Wall grass: This dish is relatively simple, in fact, it is steamed Zhuzhu fairy grass across the water, a piece of tofu on both sides of the middle is on the line, the cold tofu and the tender taste of warm grass juice are mixed together, which can make people instantly recall the feeling of love, just like the taste of poppies, full of endless temptations, although it is only a short-term happiness, it makes people desperate to pursue;
Wang Ba Cake: This dish is a little more difficult, and the method is just like what the turtle fairy said, the effect is to make the ghost grow a lot of weight in a short period of time, and then slowly decline over time, especially suitable for people who have never eaten fat in their lives, and can experience the life of a fat man after death, which is also a rare life experience;
Greedy vegetables are easy to ejaculate, you can know from the name, the biggest effect of this dish is laxative, whether you are in a hurry and frequent stool, as long as a dish goes down, it will definitely be clean, more detoxifying and nourishing than detoxification capsules, more detoxifying and nourishing than balason - this word 'shot' has explained all the problems, needless to say. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
Wolf's heart and dog's lungs: I have personal experience of this dish, which can arouse the most evil desires buried in people's hearts, and neither hypocrites nor real villains can escape the charm of this dish itself - so I set the amount of this dish, and it can only be sold every day when the horses are tossing and turning here to patrol, and it will not be served at any other time, which can be regarded as a different way to strengthen the security force of the restaurant.
Oily noodles: an excellent delicacy to fight hunger, a bowl of noodles is almost equal to twenty boxes of compressed biscuits, you can continue to maintain physical strength without eating or drinking for three or five seven days, compared to ordinary food, it is almost equal to the Duracell in the battery - what did the advertising say back then? With the Ring of Energizing, you can lock in an infinite amount of energy!
mixed brains: cowardly busters, everyone who eats mixed brains will become the only master of the family, in addition to economic power and discourse, but also control everyone's joys, sorrows, and sorrows, the effect is mainly aimed at the men who are sluggish, from a personal point of view, this dish is almost the same as gentleman's soup, the biggest difference is only that one is under the bed, and the other is on the bed...... Of course, the after-effects left behind are completely different!
He's good and I'm good: also known as Junzi Soup, it is said that Bai Suzhen deliberately researched the medicinal diet in order to make Xu Xian a reckless hero, which can make people full of energy, which can be seen from Xu Shilin's birth, we can not exaggerate that if there is no such soup, Xu Xian and Bai Suzhen would not have lived a happy life at all - no matter how beautiful the fairy tale is, the life of the husband and wife must be coordinated, if Snow White marries the prince himself is GAY, it is estimated that they will divorce in the end, there is no doubt about it!
Keep the roots: This dish is not the undefeated initiative of the East, according to his explanation, this dish should be the masterpiece of the eunuch prawns who created the Sunflower Treasure Book that year, he practiced the Sunflower Treasure Book after dominating the martial arts for several years, and finally inexplicably regretted the move of wielding a knife from the palace back then, and wanted to create a medicine that can re-pull out the seedlings to help grow, so that he can restore the unique function of a man again - but unfortunately God did not fulfill people's wishes, he racked his brains and finally invented this dish can only rejuvenate some muscles, And the others that are clicked will never grow again!
Eat inside and outside: In my opinion, this dish is basically a copy of the flower chicken, the only difference is that the mud is not wrapped in a single chicken, but the essence of twelve kinds of birds and animals, including beef liver, horse lung, sheep intestines, leopard fetus, bear paws, deer whips...... And so on, after adding special condiments, set on fire, open the mud shell when the fragrance wafts thousands of miles, no matter who smells it will produce a strong sense of hunger, if you can't taste this dish in person, the hunger will last for two or three days without subsidence, prompting people who smell the smell to overeat, although not to swell to death, but growing three or five pounds of fat is definitely unavoidable......
Shrimp: As the name suggests, shrimp is equivalent to nonsense, whether the eater is introverted or inarticulate, or even stammering, as long as he eats it, he will be gushing endlessly, and there is no problem in talking about the story in one breath, and it is the first choice for everyone to participate in speech contests, debate conferences, inaugural speeches and even election canvassing!
Later, this dish was also the favorite of some countries that adopted popular speeches and then held elections, and the most common situation was that the two candidates in the United States stood on one side and talked endlessly for thirty or fifty hours, raising the pole and spraying each other and insulting each other to expose the shortcomings and smear each other, and the supporters below listened to the hot pot mahjong while entertaining, and from time to time with warm applause - later this form of performance was carried forward by the north of my Great Celestial Empire, and changed its name: two people turn!
With the support of these ten dishes, my courage is also fat and strong, coupled with the addition of Dongfang Undefeated and others, I want to regret the gambling contract on the spot - you say, we are now strong and strong and engaged in a Mao bet, at most two dishes in my hand, I can't make a bet on these ten dishes at all!
However, Lolita stopped me and asked, "I don't care if you want to sneak attack, but I just want to ask, if you are caught sneak attacking, will you hand over the recipe?" ”
I scratched my head and said bluntly, "Yes." ”
Lorixi: "......"
“…… That's weird! The anger in Lolixi's eyes hadn't come out yet, I had already turned around in an instant, and then said righteously: "You don't have to ask at all, am I the kind of person who betrays everyone because of danger?" ”
"But you just looked like that!" Lolita wondered, "Why do I think you changed your words temporarily?" ”
"That's because you heard it wrong!" I said categorically: "The underworld is your territory, even if they catch me and kill you, they can resurrect me, I am afraid of them, I am not stupid!" ”
I paused and said: "Besides, I'm a legendary controller, not to mention this identity alone, I can't admit it, if I admit it, how can I come out and wander the rivers and lakes - even if you don't say me, they will drown me with a mouthful of spit!" ”
"It seems that you still understand very well," listening to me be methodical, Lolixi was relieved, she sighed: "Even if you are caught, you won't hand over the recipe, so you say, will they admit defeat and surrender if they are caught?" ”
I didn't feel the taste for a while: "Hey, why do you sound so awkward......"
Before I could figure it out, many legends on the side had already taken the lead in clarifying their thoughts in their minds, and they all said: "Yes, this trick doesn't work, it's easy to win, but it's not easy to get the recipe together." ”
I said anxiously, "According to what you mean, I still have to finish the competition?" ”
"That's a must!" Everyone said in unison: "You are the only one in this matter!" ”
I was not convinced: "Why are you pushing me to the forefront and you are hiding behind waiting for the news of victory?" ”
Everyone cheered up and said, "You need an ID card to participate in the competition - who the has this thing but you!" ”
…… With this mentality and emotion, the 32-in-4 game officially began.
Because of the problem of the last inconsiderate crowd that led to the anger of the crowd at the end, the organizing committee made great efforts in this competition - in addition to changing the competition venue to a circus stage with barbed wire, they also hired at least 50 heavily armed security guards, dressed like bank escorts, looking professional, and professionally responsible for protecting the personal safety of the judges!
As for the rules of the competition, the rules have also been slightly modified, and the mass judges are no longer used to vote, and it is estimated that the main reason is that the sequelae of the last time are very significant - it is said that in order to allow the 500 public judges to eat the food they made, the two young men who came to the town of ramen pulled the ramen and dislocated their arms directly, and now they are lying in the hospital.
After discussing, I still brought Brother Simon, Uncle Wolf, and Xiao Zuanfeng to the venue, and the others were ready to watch as a crowd, who knew that they found something different when they arrived at the venue - this time, in addition to the security guards collecting tickets outside the venue, there were countless people wearing TV station logos walking around busily, pulling all kinds of lines around, I couldn't help but ask the staff who came to receive us: "Why is it on TV?" ”
The staff member said proudly: "You don't know this, after the preliminary round, our competition this year is on fire, so the TV station is ready to broadcast our game in full." ”
"Then are we still in the group today?" I was curious: "Then who will the TV station shoot at that time?" ”
"You don't have to worry about this, we've already discussed it," the staff was more dutiful, and introduced: "Today we went in mainly by lottery, thirty-two people are divided into four groups, one group of competitions every day, and each group gets the highest score to enter the final PK battle of the final chef title - when the time comes, you will cook and score one by one, and everyone will be photographed." ”
The staff took us inside, and I told the three of them my concerns: "It's broken, there is only one place in each group to advance, what if we lose?" ”
Uncle Wolf said strangely: "Didn't you say that this time with skewers, they all recall the past and the eventful years are thick, and they can still compare?" ”
"No, I'm afraid of black-box operations," I said secretly, wiping the sweat from my head, "This kind of thing is too common!" ”
Xiao Zhuanfeng said with relief: "If you are afraid of this problem, don't use it." ”
"Why?" I was horrified, "You don't want to make all the people who smoke with me into cured meat, do you?" ”
"That's not it, it's just-" Xiao Diamond Wind said in a long voice: "Gongju has already escorted all the judges' grandparents' dead relatives last night to give them a dream, if you dare to give you a low score, I will go home directly tonight......"