Chapter 73: Let's Get Married!
Marry a domineering and beautiful president as a wife?
It's fake, but it's pretty good to think about!
Once you marry Tang Xiao, you don't know how many people will be envious, jealous and hateful.
By that time, the energy points will definitely explode!!
"What are you afraid of? I dare to play your fake boyfriend, I dare to fake marriage with you!"
As soon as the conversation changed, Wu Jie asked with a smile: "But after getting married, if I spend all my time outside and squander wantonly, and my family knows about it, what should I do?"
Tang Xiao smiled and said, "Isn't this simple?
"If it's relatively slight, drinking and flirting with girls or something, you take the initiative to admit your mistakes, I'll cry again, let's put on a good quarrel, toss for a few days, I'll pretend to give you a chance to change your ways, isn't it?"
"Of course, if it's particularly serious, for example, if you have children with other women, then we will also have a big fight, and then divorce by agreement, and then I can openly announce to the public that my love life has been seriously hurt, and I refuse to love again, how good!"
Wu Jie was speechless!
It's awesome!
I feel that no matter what happens, there is no harm to Tang Xiao.
Too shrewd!
Too calculating!
Wu Jie gave a thumbs up and praised him sincerely: "It's really amazing, my Mr. Tang!"
"Don't boast, you want face!" Tang Xiao continued to pick peaches, and said casually: "If it weren't for the fact that I have no feelings for men and love, why would I act like this?
Wu Jie shook his head and smiled: "If you really don't feel it, you won't beat me up because you lost your first kiss!"
"You!!"
Tang Xiao was about to be furious in an instant.
Wu Jie immediately shouted: "Calm down! Don't be impulsive! Don't forget that you are still injured!"
"I ...... I ......"
Tang Xiao gritted his teeth, his beautiful eyes glaring angrily!
Bang!
Tang Xiao actually broke the wrist-thick branch alive.
This power, pinching off a certain part in an instant, is definitely not a problem!
"Calm down, Mr. Tang!"
Wu Jie took several steps back in a row, and kindly persuaded: "I didn't mean to bring up the old things again, I just want to prove that you actually still have feelings for men, otherwise why do you care so much about the first kiss?
"Actually, you just haven't been in love, and you rarely have contact with men, you don't know what you like men, and there are too many and too complicated men chasing you, so you think that you don't need a man at all and you can live a good life. ”
"It's like some recent graduates, they don't know what job to look for, and they don't know what they want, but they are just temporarily at a loss, not that they don't need it!"
Wu Jie spoke bitterly and pointed out the root cause of Tang Xiao's emotional problems, which finally made her anger gradually subside.
"Then you say, when will I know what kind of man I want?"
Tang Xiaoliu's eyebrows were deeply locked, still at a loss.
Wu Jie pondered for a moment.
"Let's get married in a fake first! After getting married for a while, we will be modeled after me, and laziness will be exchanged for diligence, stupidity will be exchanged for wisdom, and poverty will be exchanged for wealth...... In short, after spending some time together, you will know what kind of man you really want!"
Tang Xiao nodded as if he didn't understand.
"That's quite reasonable! The more I talk about it, the more excited I become, why don't we go and register our marriage tomorrow?"
Now, it was Wu Jie's turn to roll his eyes.
"Wake up, my Mr. Tang! My household registration book is still in the hands of my parents in my hometown, don't let them know, and without their consent, should I go home and steal the household registration book and secretly marry you?"
Tang Xiao shook his head and said, "This is not good! Although it is a fake marriage, this is only known to the two of us!"
"For anyone else, it's a sweet and happy legal marriage, and we're going to have to do a lot of things to convince everyone that I'm married to love!"
Wu Jie smiled:
"Although the idea is good, have you ever thought that after getting married, if you find true love one day and you want to marry him, how can you make him believe that you and I are in a fake marriage?"
Tang Xiao raised his snow neck arrogantly, and said a little arrogantly:
"I believe that my true love will not dislike my divorce. If I don't even have this kind of tolerance, how can I fall in love with him? So, don't worry, boldly marry me!"
Wu Jie nodded, picked up the fruit basket and followed Tang Xiao back.
"Since we talk about getting married, what do you say about the dowry? I haven't bought a house yet!"
"According to my father's opinion, if he has to buy a new house as a wedding house, and pay a bride price or something, then you can do whatever you want, anyway, I will pay for it in private! If there are no clichés, live in my apartment, which is spacious enough. ”
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"Since you are a fake marriage, you must sleep in separate rooms after marriage, if there are relatives and friends who come to visit the door?"
"Then sleep in a room! But I sleep in the bed, you use a yoga mat to lay on the floor, rest assured, it is absolutely soft and does not hurt your body!"
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"What if I marry you, and I am hated and murdered?"
"Then I can just say that I want to be widowed! And don't worry, I will definitely avenge you and support your family!"
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"What if, I mean, if we get married and fall in love for a long time?"
"Then I can tell you right now, no such eventual!"
"Why? Do you think I can't last long?"
"Get out!!"
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"Don't you really have feelings for me?
"Not really!"
"This can be had!"
"Wu Jie, don't be narcissistic, we don't have the possibility of fake play!"
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"If one day, we both drink, or other special circumstances, what happens to the two of us, you shouldn't blame me, right?"
"It depends on how you behave!"
"Are you kidding? Brother will definitely make you fluttering, drunk and dreaming of death!"
"Don't brag! The second aunt said that you are still a place, you don't have three seconds and take off your clothes, it's very good!"
"You don't believe it, do you? Why don't we try it now?"
"Get out!!"
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Inside the courtyard.
Tang Long, who was fighting the landlord, looked at Wu Jie and Tang Xiao out of the corner of his eye.
The two of them came back with a fruit basket with a smile, and at first glance, they really matched it!
"The boss is playing his cards!" Tang Feng urged.
"See what?"
Tang Li and Tang Wei both looked at each other.
"Tsk, these little couples are quite compatible! Where are these fake couples! Obviously real husband and wife!"
"Boss, hurry up and let them get married, how long has it been since our Tang family had a wedding banquet?"
Tang Long threw out a pair of kings.
"I don't think I had a wedding wine, right? Then the fourth child, you don't want to get married again?"
"It's heart-wrenching, boss!"
Tang Li deducted the card and surrendered.
Throwing down the card, Tang Long rubbed his chin and squinted slightly at Wu Jie and Wu Jie, who were hunched over to wash fruits together under the eaves of the kitchen.
The two of them talked and laughed, and they also played from time to time.
Hitting is love, scolding is love!
is so intimate, the more I look at it, the more I feel like a fake couple!
"Boss, hurry up and get the cards! Don't look at it, what's the use of looking at it again? Is it possible that you can still stare out a grandson?"
Tang Feng laughed and teased.
Picking up the poker, Tang Long didn't have any thoughts.
Not long after, Wu Jie and Tang Xin sent a fruit bowl.
Tang Long couldn't hold back his squeak, but when he arrived at the other table, Zhang Yu, who was open-mouthed, opened fire.
"You two have been in the forest for a long time, and you picked this little fruit? Tell me honestly, what did you do?"
"They're talking about getting married!!"
A voice suddenly came, and everyone was stunned......