The junior sister said happily: "Come on, stinky brother!" ”

I smiled and said in my heart: If you know that I was awakened by a ghost in the middle of the night, then do you still praise me?

On the way to send my sister to work, I carried my sister on my back as usual, talking and laughing along the way, so unhappy. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

I asked my sister, "How did you feel when my brother carried you?" ”

The junior sister said with a smile: "I feel that the shoulders of the stupid senior brother are very broad and thick, and it gives people a very down-to-earth feeling, which is a feeling worth entrusting for life." ”

"Really? Senior sister, are you really going to entrust me with your life? "I was pleasantly surprised.

Senior sister made a grimace, pinched my ear and said, "Stupid brother, I just said that is a feeling, you haven't caught up with me yet, there are still many tests when you catch up, don't be too happy!" ”

"Hey!" I sighed, and the mention of the trials was heavy.

"Stinky brother, come on, don't be discouraged!" My sister encouraged me.

"Well, for the sake of a beautiful and lovely junior sister, I will pass the test even if I try my best." I said.

"Hehe, I don't want you to carry it, give you some benefits, hug me!" The junior sister said with a grin.

I put my sister down, and the princess hugged my sister in my arms, but in fact, the benefits of carrying my sister on my back are more than holding them.

When I carried it, my sister's chest was close to my back, and I could feel the softness, and my hands were to support my sister's ass, which was an opportunity to take advantage of tofu.

And hugging, I can only hold the body with one hand and the knee joint with the other, both hands are occupied, and the side of the junior sister is close to my chest, and the sensitive parts can't be touched at all, and I can't eat tofu at all.

"Senior sister, how do you feel when you hold you?"

"It feels like I'm a princess, hehe!" The junior sister said with a cute expression.

"Is that all, nothing else?" I wanted to hear from my sister that my arms were warm and reliable.

The junior sister smiled and said, "Also, I want to see the stupid face of the stupid senior brother!" ”

"......" I'm speechless!

"Stinky brother, open your mouth!" My sister said to me.

I said, "Feed me bitter sugar?" ”

Senior sister smiled and said nothing, I still obediently opened my mouth, although the bitter candy is unpalatable, but after listening to the profound and philosophical words of the junior sister yesterday, the taste of bitter candy is no longer repulsive.

My sister is right, Coptis chinensis is bitter, and the world is even more bitter!

It is better to taste the bitter taste of Coptis chinensis first, perhaps this will inspire people to work hard in pursuit of a better life.

My sister stuffed a candy into my mouth, the taste was very sweet and rich, with a milky flavor, it was a chocolate candy.

I was surprised and asked, "Why don't you eat bitter sugar?" ”

The junior sister smiled: "Big fool, this candy represents the days when we will be bitter and happy in the future!" ”

"Really? Let's be so moisturized in the future! "I couldn't be happier.

The junior sister said: "Then you have to pass the test, senior brother, if you can't pass, it will be the taste of bitter candy." ”

"I must pass, no matter how difficult and dangerous it is, it is not as good as the smile of my junior sister." I looked at my sister stupidly, those beautiful big eyes flickered, it was so moving.

My sister's pretty face was slightly red, and she buried her head in my arms with a happy face.

Unconsciously, my sister fell asleep with a sweet smile, and it seems that my arms are safe, warm, and reliable for my sister.

When I was about to arrive at the fast food restaurant, I woke up my sister. The junior sister said unsatisfactorily: "Why did I arrive so soon, I haven't slept enough." ”

"When you go home at night, Senior Brother will hold you again, and you will sleep in Senior Brother's arms." I said.

The junior sister stretched her waist and nodded with a slightly red face.

When I came to the fortune-telling shop, Ding Shengxian, this guy rarely got up early, there were customers in the store, and this guy was pretending to be me to tell people's fortunes, and as before, he picked up the good words, and made an old woman's face smile, and the wrinkled skin that was originally clustered together became much smoother.

"Auntie, your daughter is the number one official, she can be promoted next year, go to the city to be a director, and have the opportunity to be a department-level cadre in five or six years." Ding Shengxian didn't even get up, so he casually flickered.

The old woman laughed and said, "Then master, take a look, is there a chance to rise again in the future?" ”

Ding Shengxian said: "Ten years later, I can be the deputy mayor!" ”

"It's so powerful, my ancestors bless, my ancestors bless! The young man's skills are good, how much is the hexagram money? "The old woman was coaxed and didn't know the east, west, north and south.

And I see that the old woman's face and grandchildren have collapsed, which means that she does not have many heirs, it is estimated that there is only one only daughter, and the old woman's face is bleak, which can also indirectly prove that her heirs want to be promoted is basically a mirror, no fun!

Ding Shengxian is talking nonsense casually, just to deceive people of their temporary money. I just heard this guy say: "The rich and noble will receive more, and the poor will receive less, Auntie, your daughter is a rich life, you can give more, there is no limit to how much." ”

The old woman took out her wallet and drew five large tickets, and said, "Give five hundred first, and next year it will be fulfilled, and there will be heavy thanks, and I will hire you as a professional consultant to guide my daughter in the future." ”

"Okay! Yes! Ding Shengxian smiled and took the money, coaxed the old lady away, and then showed off to me: "Do you know the importance of saying good things, people who don't know how to tell fortunes can also do it." ”

"If it doesn't happen next year, will someone hire someone to break your leg?" I asked rhetorically.

"it, she'll be able to find me next year." Ding Shengxian didn't care.

"You guy, you're smashing my signboard by doing this, and people will come to my store when the time comes." I said.

"When the time comes, you will say that the store has changed, and it will be over if you don't know me." Ding Shengxian said nonchalantly, as if he had no intention of repentance.

I shook my head and said, "Aren't you afraid of retribution for doing this?" ”

Ding Shengxian said: "One is willing to fight and the other is willing to suffer, which one will I be punished." Besides, I didn't have a hexagram, and there is no such thing as leaking the heavenly secret. The old lady only heard what she wanted to hear, and I just followed her wishes to make her happy. This is called the chat fee. ”

"Can you tell a crooked reasoning about this?" I couldn't help but be surprised.

Ding Shengxian said: "A lot of people, if you tell her the truth, you can't earn a dime of hexagram money." You put in your brains, but you don't get it in return, it's thankless. This kind of person should use the method of coaxing, if you don't deceive her, she will blackmail you for money, you say that the word is right, obviously you are paying, just because it is not in line with her wishes, she will pay the debt, isn't it false? ”

After this guy's analysis, it's really like this.

I nodded, feeling like I was being caught in by him.