Under the coaxing and deception of Ren Xiaoyan and me, the four generals of the Demon Family, that is, the future Four Heavenly Kings, were completely reduced to my short-term jobs, and soon moved the grain package to the car, and the time and space chicken shouted on the spot: "Drink, my brother is really big, and he is about to catch up with Wu Dalang...... It's just a few sacks, can you afford to spend so much effort? ”

I didn't bother to talk nonsense with a chicken, so I called everyone over and said leisurely: "These brothers are my newly hired bodyguards, and they are my own people - so what, why don't you introduce yourself?" ”

The Four Heavenly Kings of the Demon Family piled up the sacks on the car without blushing and heartbeat, and then stood still and introduced themselves in turn, first of all, the red-faced man: "Everyone is polite!" We are brothers with different surnames who worship on Jiulong Island in the West Sea, and people give them the nickname of the four generals of the demon family, but I forgot my real name, and the younger brother is Mo Liqing. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ”

Before Li Xingba's words fell, Zhu Zizhen screamed on the spot, his face full of consternation: "What, you are actually brothers of the opposite sex?" Who's a woman......" "Shut up! Yuan Hong instantly became furious: "What they say is a different surname, not the opposite sex, you can hear it clearly - get out of the way, don't embarrass me!" ”

Zhu Zizhen flashed up in a reluctant manner, and then listened to the white-faced man among the four generals of the demon family continue, and his words were really concise: "I am the second demon Lihong." ”

"I'm Molihai, third."

"I'm the youngest, and my name is Mo Lishou."

We greeted the four brothers one after another: "Fortunately, I will be happy to meet, I will look up for a long time, admire and admire ......" Anyway, it is the cliché, and the demon brothers also returned the salute again and again, and the atmosphere of the whole meeting was peaceful......

But at this time, which pot is not open and which pot of time and space chicken spoke: "I think you are quite capable, why did my brother invite you - spend a lot of money, right?" ”

The demon brothers couldn't stand it anymore, and they suddenly shouted: "Don't insult people! Speaking of this, the four brothers brushed the brush and put on the classic expression of the sling silk when they were insulted: the tears in their eyes, their lips were closed, their faces were strong, and their necks and necks were forty-five degrees to the sky, which fully highlighted the contradictory and intense psychological activities at this time, and fully prepared for the arrival of the protagonist's aura in the future, and at the same time, a great and sacred wish was gradually formed in his mind:

'I am light, I am electricity, I am the only myth......

The actions of the four generals of the demon family startled us, and I hurriedly rushed up and shouted at the time and space chicken: "You know a fart, you know, people are doing it for money, mainly to experience life - how vulgar it is to talk about money, you kid can't chat!" ”

Ren Xiaoyan also gave them a smile: "Don't be careful, this kid just casually asks and doesn't mean anything else, and besides, no one mentioned the money when we came back, where does this have anything to do with insulting you?" ”

The four generals of the demon family were right when they thought about it, and they withdrew the humiliated posture with a frown, and Mo Liqing said in frustration: "But what he said is not wrong, we were originally invited by Master Wen to serve the King of Xu, but we got lost and spent all our plates to get here-this is all caused by ourselves, and it has nothing to do with you!" ”

"Yes!" The rest of the brothers also said: "You always have to pay it back when you come out to mix, you have to admit your mistakes, and you have to stand up when you are beaten, we can afford it!" ”

Meishan Qidwarf whispered to the side and muttered, "Why do these guys look so strange?" ”

Jin Dasheng whispered vigilantly: "I don't think they look like good people, could they be monsters?" ”

"Well, it's quite possible!" The remaining six dwarves nodded together and said in a deep voice: "I must find an opportunity to remind Engong - he is not divided into thousands of demons!" ”

Although the four generals of the demon family said this passage plainly, it reminded me of their real history in the gods, yes, these four brothers were originally the handles of the Nine Dragons, and the family has a house and a field to live a happy life, because of the reason of Wen Taishi, he ended up with a life, and he is one of the heavyweights who rarely get up early and fall, uh no, four!

But this also shows their position on the side, the four brothers all belong to the Baoshang faction, in other words, they help Zhang Guifang or help me in essence, in this case, why should I watch them die?

I immediately said to the four generals of the Demon Family: "There is something I forgot to say, I am actually a second-grade important minister of Yin Shang, and now I am in the position of an old driver, and I am a comrade-in-arms in the same trench as Master Wen - Zhang Guifang has been defeated, you just don't make up any travel expenses, follow me honestly, and when the time comes, I will recommend the salary to the King of Yin according to the title, how about it?" ”

The four generals of the demon family were a little surprised, but soon returned to normal, and said calmly: "No wonder, no wonder, let's just say, where did Chaoge come from such a heroic figure, who knew that it was the old driver of Yin Shang's important ministers...... Thanks to the fact that the adults can afford it, in this case, we don't think much about it, so we will follow you, and we can be regarded as living up to the request of the Taishi. ”

I introduced a few of us to the four generals of the Demon Family, and instructed: "Everyone, from now on, we will be considered comrades-in-arms who have carried guns together, and I hope that everyone will love each other as a family - the revolution has not yet succeeded, and comrades still need to work hard!" ”

The crowd applauded, and in the applause, I glanced at the food on the car, and estimated that it was about the same, so my big hand suddenly waved forward: "Go!" The soldiers are heading for Song City! ”

The four generals of the demon family instantly straightened up, and shouted at me with an unspeakable but unspeakable posture: "Hey, wait, wait, wait......"

We stopped and wondered, "Anything else?" ”

The first three of the four generals of the Demon Family brushed their elbows forward, and Mo Lishou suddenly rushed out and stammered, "Can you, can you take us to dinner?" ”

"Huh?" I was really done with this, and it was only then that he remembered: "I almost forgot about this - brothers, let's find a place to eat, eat and drink enough, and then leave!" ”

The applause rang out louder!

…… We picked up a small shop and swarmed in, sat at the table with a pair of chopsticks and began to shout: "Boss, hurry up!" ”

Ren Xiaoyan sat on the same side as me, and at this moment put her mouth close to my ear and said, "There shouldn't be noodles in this era, right?" ”

"Whatever?" I didn't care, "Existence is reasonable, and we can't let noodles appear here—how do you write a novel?" ”

Ren Xiaoyan suddenly said: "That's right." ”

We rushed in with a group of people who were so big and five rough that the boss was really startled, and the fat boss couldn't talk anymore when he stood on the side of the pot, and said in a trembling voice: "Uncles, you, you want to eat noodles?" ”

"Nonsense, why don't you eat noodles when you come in a noodle restaurant?" Without waiting for us to speak, the four generals of the Demon Family immediately showed the majesty of the Heavenly King, and said violently: "Don't be verbose, below, hurry up!" ”

The boss hurriedly said: "How many bowls do you want to order-the small shop is to cook as much as you want, and to cook and sell now!" ”

Mo Liqing turned his head to look at the pot, and said casually: "Then don't have too much at once, in this way, you go down to the three pots first, and we will call if it is not enough." The rest of us were all taken aback, and I hurriedly said, "It's not okay to overeat, can you take it easy?" ”

The four brothers who had already entered the mode of paying attention to the noodle pot were instantly greeted by my shout, and looked at me and at everyone, and suddenly blushed and said: "I'm sorry, old driver, I forgot you-" They immediately shouted to the boss together: "Add another pot, theirs." ”

The fat boss saw that we were a group of fierce and evil, and the idea in his heart was that he didn't want to take over the business, but he couldn't afford to provoke it, so he could only honestly cook the noodles one by one and serve them up, and the demon brothers gave each of us a bowl, and then lay on the pot table together and scooped it up directly with chopsticks, and didn't want seasoning, just rolled two rolls and stuffed it into his mouth, and everyone including Zhu Zizhen was dumbfounded, and he couldn't help but exclaim: "Can you eat this?" Ya is too unparticular, right? ”

Seeing that they were eating lively, we didn't say anything, so we let these brothers be ruthless, but after boiling three pots, the fat boss didn't cook any more, and Mo Liqing knocked on the pot with chopsticks and said, "Boss, go on, three more pots." ”

The fat boss wiped his greasy head from the rag and said with a smile: "If you want to drink soup, I'll serve it to the uncle." ”

Mo Liqing waved his hand: "I want soup, I want noodles, hurry up." ”

The boss said with a sad face: "If you want soup, you really don't dare to cook noodles anymore." ”

The demon brothers brushed their mouths together, raised their heads together and shouted, "Why don't you sell it to us to eat?" The rest of us also felt very surprised, and Ren Xiaoyan also said on behalf of everyone: "It's not that we don't give money, boss, what do you mean?" ”

"Don't get me wrong, uncle, I didn't mean that!" The fat boss gasped and said: "Uncles, don't look at me, this is my own flour, but it is more flavorful than the noodles made outside, adding a lot of oil and kneading it tighter and more solid, and it will swell and become bigger after eating in the stomach for a while - but all the guests who come to our store will eat three bowls, and the stomach will definitely be swollen for a while, so the name of the store is called 'three bowls but not post', and the old customers know it." ”

The demon brothers looked at each other a few times, and laughed loudly together: "I see, you see that we have already eaten three bowls, why haven't we swelled yet?" ”

The boss said: "My side is called 'three steps down', and there is another name called 'going out', I don't feel it when I just eat, but I feel it after walking a few steps - don't believe in evil, I really can't eat anymore." ”

You say, when this kind of thing comes out, the demon brothers are willing to rest, only glance at me with their eyes, I have no choice but to find out the money and put it on the table and say: "Forget it, boss, you obey their wishes, even if I can't walk for a while, I still have a carriage, everything has nothing to do with you!" ”

"But ......"

"Don't!" Zhu Zizhen suddenly shouted: "If you are told to cook noodles, you can cook them, what kind of energy do you want, don't say that they can eat it, even if they can't eat it, there will be me!" ”

The fat boss couldn't, so he could only cook the noodles honestly, and the four brothers ate three pots in one go, and they really didn't stand down - if the matter stopped there, it would definitely be a good thing, but this was not the case, because when the four generals of the demon family ate the soup at the end, Mo Liqing suddenly found that there were cockroaches at the bottom of the pot, and there was more than one!

Mo Liqing suddenly slammed his chopsticks in anger, "Look for yourself!" ”

The boss ran to take a look in a trembling manner, and was suddenly so frightened that the three souls and seven spirits were scattered, and it took a long time to hear him say in a trembling voice: "Yes, I'm sorry uncle, the small shop must gather seven cockroaches to have another bowl, and you only have six ......."

At the same time, a sudden flower appeared in front of my eyes, and a line of long-lost handwriting appeared in front of my eyes: "Congratulations on finding another dish of the gods' and ghosts' feast - oily noodles!" ”