The following article is Shuangmu eight years ago, I saw the ground, I feel funny, one is kept, and now I take it out to share, just to make everyone smile, feel happy, healthy, and happy!

"Brother is just a legend"

Whenever night falls.

Brother always dragged his tired body

Take off my yellowed camouflage uniform,

I changed into a non-mainstream costume that I bought from the third stall in the night market.

Under the dim street lamps

A lonely figure walked into an Internet café deep in the alley

All that was left was the lonely back

That's right, that's brother

Familiarly walked to the position of the bar

Took out 8 yuan

said lightly, "bao night"

The new female webmaster at the bar cast an ambiguous smile at me

Brother shook his head helplessly.

Indifferently took the temporary card.

In everyone's minds, I will always be a gentle and non-talkative brother

But the new webmaster still saw through the melancholy behind my smile.

Tried one computer after another.

Brother shook his head unhappily.

The configuration of these computers simply does not meet the requirements

Brother plays the configuration of this high-end game

Suddenly, my brother's eyes lit up.

AOC 14-inch CRT display

Windows98 system

Delux colorful ergonomic keyboard

Dual-feiyan mouse.

That's right, that's it.

My brother uses this computer to play the Audition Troupe, which is simply like a tiger

With this computer, Brother Jump Free 220

There is no suspense on 30W

Although we have said goodbye to the era of 486,586,.

Towards the Pentium X

But now many people still have their computers at home

Over here

Brother reminds everyone

I want to be as proficient in using a computer as my brother.

At least buy a better CPU,

Proficiency in opening the Audition

That's what we call Au in the mouth of professional gamers

I got a plug-in from the QQ hard drive

For a high-end player like Brother

It is necessary to have good technology

Having a good plug-in is even more important

"Xun 7, my brother's sincerity only belongs to the person I love"

After a while, the room was full

Brother flew the peasants inside first

The things that my brother despises the most in his life are those who wear a body

The system gives you clothes to play Audition.

Whenever I see some people like this,

As a pro gamer.

Brother is intolerable.

"Handsome guy, can I hire it?"

A striking red font catches the eye

Brother's vision.

Compare it at a glance. That chick is a girl with one

The expression of 45 pieces, wearing a dress just came out of the mall

of clothes.

Brother couldn't help but be moved,

Brother said indifferently

"Yes, the video is a priori goods. Add me Qiuqiu

XXXXXX

Brother hurriedly tuned the video first. The first step is definitely

Adjust the brightness to the highest first,

In this way, there is a kind of vicissitudes of beauty in my brother

Looking at himself in the video, my brother couldn't help but feel in his heart

A burst of countless bitterness,

I thought silently in my heart

Brother's face should be quite profitable to make ducks.

"You're the one looking for 7?"

Brother looked at it, it turned out that the girl had already added my brother's QQ

"Your QQ is so beautiful, there are 7 diamonds"

"Hehe, nothing. Brother is a perfectionist person."

In fact, only he knows the bitterness in his heart

Every month, my brother always has to take out 100 yuan

Come buy those 7 diamonds.

When you run into a foreman, you don't pay your salary

Brother is going to give it to those relatives in the Audition

"Auntie. My red diamond fell off and I can't rush it at home. You help

I'll rush it. I'll buy you clothes for the Audition in a few days."

After a few days, my brother didn't know them anymore.

- Video chat

My brother found that the girl I was chatting with seemed to have a peach heart in her eyes

Brother deliberately didn't wash his hair for many days for this effect..

Brother's decadent image has always been very popular in the Audition

Brother looked at the woman in the video, and her appearance was okay

And it's a non-mainstream.

My brother hurriedly asked her where she lived and who her parents were.

Unexpectedly, that woman was from the same city as her brother

Brother replied indifferently, "Oh, then there will be a chance to play Au together in the future"

My brother turned off the video

Although brother doesn't have a lot of money, he is still interested in seducing non-mainstream people

I'm better at it.,According to my brother's previous experience.,Non-mainstream girls.

It's all very well dated. Brother has to deliberately pretend to be a pair. Brother has it around

A lot of girls, not worse than you. In this way, ask her out next time

She won't refuse when she comes out.

Brother walked unhurriedly to the bar." Management. 1000 points for the Audition"

Then he took out 2 pieces of 5 yuan from the big pocket in the back.

Expressionlessly, he took it to the webmaster.

After washing, the brother left the bar indifferently, and the brother's eyes. from

I never looked at the female webmaster. Faintly heard behind

The two webmasters are talking." This guy is so handsome, and so cool....."

Brother shook his head helplessly.

There is a wry smile on the corner of his mouth.

Return to your seat. See that one only has a cigarette butt left.

But the cigarette is still burning. Brother picked it up and slammed it

Take a puff. Fingertips are slightly hot. The throat was filled with a swell

Inferior tobacco is mixed with a trace of burning plastic film

Flavor.

It's not just about when it starts. Brother likes it very much

This feeling. This feeling seems to be able to arouse my brother

The kind of sadness that has been working outside for many years.

Brother didn't hesitate to buy the 10 yuan he just rushed

The horn inside the Audition. Look at the game and more

came to the horn, and my brother's calm heart couldn't help but give birth to one

Some lustful thoughts.

"Married.1-1056"

Brother simply sent a QQ message to the video just now

The woman.

Brother can completely imagine when the woman received the QQ message

That feeling of being flattered. After all. Brother is not a follower

Toilet people.

Unexpectedly, no one came to help my brother get married.

"It's fine. I'll call someone over."

Brother casually swiped 2 3-cent horns. After a while, it came

A few people.

calmly danced the song "I have to love"

As soon as he returned to the stage, his brother flew away the two who helped to get married.

Didn't see the horn and no one came. When I saw the horn, I thought my brother was a rich man,

I'm going to please my brother. Brother looks down on them, the power of the dog

Then.

My brother and my wife were dancing in the room.

At first, my brother didn't want to call him his wife, but for my brother

The appearance is cold. And deep down, there is a little shame in my heart

Astringent men, as soon as they know each other for a few minutes, they have to call someone else's wife.

Bhabhi is a little unacceptable.

But the woman kept her husband on the left. Right voice husband.

My brother's heart couldn't help but waver. Sometimes be a cold brother

It's necessary, but it's too cold, maybe my brother wants to make peace

His plan to meet was in vain.

Since the brother has a good plug-in. So brother doesn't care what he dances

The patterns are very powerful. My wife kept shouting

"Husband, you're so good," brother, for this kind of starry moon

The feeling is still very enjoyable.

Suddenly, my brother saw the place below where the horn was brushed. Flashed

A few horns.

"A certain man, you dog. Lao Tzu helps you get married, you still fly Lao Tzu.

Have the ability to connect the horn to 1"

Here, I want to talk to you. Brother is in the Audition

The name is "a certain man".

I feel a little handsome in the cold. Especially among them also

With that faint sense of mystery. Brother fell in love with the name at first sight.

"A certain man, you dog. Lao Tzu helps you get married, you still fly Lao Tzu.

Have the ability to connect the horn to 2"

Unexpectedly, one of the two people who just flew was rich

Target. The two horns are still the most expensive in the Audition

A 5 buck.

A hint of panic flashed through my brother's heart. I only have 8 dollars in my pocket,

That 8 yuan is still the money for three fast food tomorrow..

Fortunately, there are more than 9 horns on the number that have just not been brushed

Brother pick him up first, and then figure out a way later.

"Ben Brother Flyer never needs a reason. Disobedient and Ben brother

Come with ↘↘ numbers."

I didn't expect that person to have no voice. It seems to be a rush

10 yuan for ** goods. Brother smiled in his heart.

Now that woman is worshipping me more and more, and she keeps asking my brother what the hell

Where to stay. Do you have a girlfriend in reality?

Brother said indifferently.

"I live in the XX Garden Community (this is the highest in my brother's city

My parents opened a hotel in Beijing and couldn't come back once a year

I'm alone at home with 3 nannies. Girlfriend last month and my best

My brother got it, and I came to the Audition because I was bored.

said that the woman was amazed on the left and exclaimed on the right, and said that she would move otherwise

Come and live with my brother, I'm afraid my brother will be lonely.

My brother hurriedly shirked it and said that I was going to Hong Kong in a few days to have fun. About a week

Something or something.

In fact, my brother wanted to see him right away. But it's the end of the month these days,

The salary is all gone, and if you don't even have the money to open a house, then what's the matter

It's all in vain, and it's impossible to call her to our shed.

Or wait for next month's salary and my brother will call her out.

Brother couldn't help but think helplessly.

Afterwards. The night is long. Brother danced a love song with her for one night. Early tomorrow morning, brother

Hurriedly left a phone call with her. Just go back to the shed. Replaced it with my yellowish one

Fatigues. After eating a 2 yuan breakfast, I ran to the construction site

day after day

Brother looks affectionately at the mirror every night

My own embarrassing beard. Pale and delicate

of the face. There is a little melancholy in the blur.

Brother involuntarily remembered that old saying.

"How can a beautiful woman be a thief"

Brother has a face like gold wool. but to stoop to do this quilt

People are called city builders' jobs. Unwilling emotions

Slowly permeated his brother's handsome face. Soon, though

Gone. After all, brother is not a good person who expresses his emotions

People, brother will always be the brother who is gentle and doesn't like to talk.

Finally waited for the day of paycheck.

My brother's desire to hold back for more than half a month has finally found a breakthrough.

When I got to the night market, I spent 50 yuan to buy 2 high-end clothes, brother

For those who wear the "Seven Brand" "Joeone" all day long, there are some

Huh. Although well-dressed. But who knows what's going on behind the scenes

What a dirty thing. What a prostitute**, 70 yards. Not yet

It's all done by those people.

Brother walked into a barbershop. Although the brother is very for the current hairstyle

Satisfied. But Brother is a man who strives for perfection. Look at it when you wash your hair

Slowly turn from clean to muddy water. Brother smiled helplessly

"Wife. Are you free tonight? I just came back from Hong Kong."

"Wow, husband. You're back. Well, I'm free, you want to be with me

Do you want to meet?"

"Well, at 7 p.m., you're waiting for me at XXX. I'll pick you up. It's time for you

Make a phone call."

One came back from the construction site. Brother hurriedly took a shower with a tap water pipe. Replace it with

That's the most fashionable outfit for my brother. Walk to the side of the road. waved his hand.

A Xiali TAXI Lima stopped in front of my brother. Bhabhi very

Love this chic feeling. ALTHOUGH I DON'T OFTEN SIT TAXI

That kind of call is coming. Lingering pleasure. Brother is very obsessed.

This feeling is not like those of you who crowd the bus every day. And take the risk

The life of a person who is in danger and who has been "trumped up" guilty of intentional arson

Will get.

Brother leaned back in the back seat leisurely. Suddenly.. The familiar "two butterflies"

It's ringing. Brother lazily picked up the phone. The phone came in

A burst of excited voices.

"Husband. I'm here. When are you there?"

"Another 4 minutes"

Arrived at the destination. Brother paid the fare in style. Lazily walked to the agreed

Place. My brother recognized the "wife" in the game at a glance.But it should

It's going to be a reality soon. There was a burst of ** in my brother's heart

Brother still pretended to be careless. Walked in front of her. She too

Recognize me.

She actually shouted on the side of the road, "Husband. I'm here ..........."

Brother put his hands on the two oversized pockets on the back of his pants

Quietly walked towards the girl.

At this moment. Brother's cold and melancholy gaze turned out

Become tender like water.

Look at each other. Time seems to stand still at this moment.

The spark of love in my heart erupted.

But my brother still hides it well. He smiled faintly at her

"Wife?"

"Husband?"

The bloody dialogue has been repeated countless times.

We all bowed our heads shyly and smiled at each other. Chrysanthemum slightly itchy.

The woman came suddenly. Took my hand.

Tightly clamped between the arms.

Brother's stiff and black arms are as if they were 7 inches below her neck

Touch. It hurt my brother's heart to ripple.

"Husband, where are we going to play?"

"Let's take a stroll around the plaza first. Today my friend's car was borrowed

NOW, I CAN ONLY DO TAXI OVER.. You may not be able to go home at night

It's too far away for me."

"It's okay. Otherwise, my husband will stay with me at night. I rented it anyway

I was the only one in that house."

My brother's heart was overjoyed. The subtle admiration for himself was suddenly

A few more points. I didn't expect to find one this time. Even the opening fee is available

Provincial .........

Time flies, and soon it will be completely dark,

My brother couldn't help but talk to her about the most important issue...

"Let's go back. There's nothing more fun here.."

Flagged down a taxi.

Arrived at her rental house

After opening the door, her brother put his arm around her waist

Groping up and down

She said coquettishly, oh, brother is good or bad

Brother is too lazy to talk nonsense with her

Pick her up and put her down on the bed

After that

Brother elegantly lit a cigarette

The smoky middle brother's eyes were even more confused

A man like a brother who pulls the wind

It's irresistible to any woman

She rested her head on my shoulder

Say it gently

From now on, I'll be my brother....

Brother remained silent

A man like my brother who is infatuated by hundreds of millions of girls wherever he goes

It is not easy to promise others

I remembered that I had to rush back to the construction site tomorrow morning to move bricks

Brother couldn't help but feel desolate in his heart

Brother raised his head 45° and looked out the window

This way the tears don't fall so easily

Red Rising Beauty. Sleepless nights

In the wee hours of the morning, while she was still asleep

Brother put on the most fashionable clothes he bought from the night market

Stepping on the pair of high-end Converse cboard shoes that I bought from the stall for 20 yuan

Tiptoed out of her rental house

Grim and silent brother

He didn't even look back at her while she was still asleep

Brother is not a ruthless and unrighteous person

Brother was just forced to be helpless

My brother has a face that can make money as a duck

Why not the rich kids

Why do you do this job that is known as a city builder?

Thinking of this, my brother's eyes moistened

Moved bricks on the construction site for a day

Brother is exhausted

It's night again

Brother takes off his mud-stained camouflage uniform

Changed into the most fashionable non-mainstream clothing.

Under the dim street lamps

A lonely figure slipped into an Internet café deep in the alley

All that was left was the lonely back

That's right, that's still brother

Autumn and autumn

The avatar of the woman my brother slept with last night kept flashing

Brother double-clicked the mouse to open the dialog box

'Husband, why are you missing when you wake up in the morning?' I can't find you, 55555'

The corners of the brother's mouth rose slightly

A vague smile rippled across his face

It seems that the brother is handsome and chic

It's already made her deeply trapped and unable to extricate herself

Brother sent her a message back

"Last night, my friend called me to go to KTV, and I didn't wake you up when I saw that you were sleeping soundly."

She quickly replied with a message

"Husband, you're wow, I've been bullied by the one called 'Nu Gui Nu Gui', 5555, come and help me 21-7'

Brother couldn't help but be angry

Brother is also a figure with a head and a face in AU, and he actually dares to bully my woman

Brother immediately clicked on the Audition Troupe

Open the room as soon as you enter

'A man named and educated female Gui and female Gui, ***, kneeling ↓, drinking XX, licking XX'

In Audition, it is necessary to choose a domineering room name when stepping on people

The way of the world is that the good are afraid of the evil, the evil are afraid of the horizontal, and the horizontal are afraid of the dead

After a while, the room was full of people watching the excitement

The corners of the brother's mouth once again flashed with a vague smile

Brother is still very obsessed with this feeling of admiration

Brother lit a cigarette and shook his hair

The one called 'Female Gui Female Gui' finally came in

'Pick up? Brother typed the word simply and coldly

'Wait for my son to come'

'Speed, thanks'

Soon after, her son arrived

Brother threw out a simple sentence, F1, thank you.

When my brother pressed F1, I found that something was wrong, and my brother was in a hurry and forgot to open the plug-in

Thirty-six counts, ALT+F4 first

Finally get ready, come back, enter the room and scold first, and pick whatever is ugly

In short, I want everyone to see my brother's anger, my brother was stuck~~~ It's definitely not because he didn't open the plug-in

The DJ had already gone to her son, and he kicked him out of the room

When my brother encounters this kind of thing, he has always been fixed and not moved

Brother immediately reopened a room

'A certain man points out the female Gui and her dog cubs, ***, kneel ↓, drink XX, lick XX, kick the master has GC? ’

After a while, the room was packed

There is no doubt that Brother is the focus everywhere

The female gyu and her son came in

My brother kicked them out of the room

Xtep, the feeling of flying

Brother still enjoys the thrill of kicking

They came in again

The man said that he was ordinary, and he hung more freely

Brother couldn't help but feel a false alarm in his heart, and the chrysanthemum tightened

Brother's plug-in can't jump into ordinary mode

But the elder brother quickly said calmly, this is the elder brother's territory, and the elder brother has the final say, so he will get out if he doesn't dare to take it

After F1, Brother calmly manipulated the plug-in

Ge Wan never thought that that guy was a card P master

In less than 2 minutes, he surpassed his brother by more than 100,000 points

Brother stopped and said calmly, turn off your high-tech, thank you

After a game of jumping, my brother threw out a sentence and gave you a network cable, and you can make 13 come to life

Then kicked him out of the room again

In the cheers of the onlookers, my brother seemed to see that the MM eyes in the room had turned into a peach heart (wow, what a man, I like it~~)

Brother was happily singing when he suddenly saw a line of words flashing from the speaker at the top of the screen

A certain man, if you can't win the jump, he said that the labor and management are open, I knew that you were so unproductive, I should have held back those two seconds of pleasure and shot you on the wall

NND, so many MMs have seen it, how faceless.

I still have thirty yuan in my pocket, and after thinking about it, I have to find this field back, and I will talk about the living expenses for the next week in the future.

Gritted his teeth, endured the pain of cutting flesh, and rushed 30 M coins.

Female Gui female Gui knelt for labor and management, drank XX, added XX, and shouted indiscriminately.

The way of this world is that the good are afraid of evil, the evil are afraid of the horizontal, and the horizontal are afraid of the death~~

I don't want my brother's living expenses, and I'm still afraid of Mao

Seeing that there are fewer and fewer M coins, my wife finally said something, forget it, husband, I have to deal with them who have no quality.

The gostalk tightened again, and finally found a step down

Well, my brother is also a highly educated civilized person~~~~ It's really a loss of identity to deal with these garbage

Late at night, my brother was hungry

Feeling in my pocket, I remembered that the thirty yuan left in my pocket had already been used to brush the horn

Brother silently walked to the bathroom of the Internet café

When I saw that there was no one around, I turned on the faucet and poured a few large mouthfuls of tap water

After he was full, his brother burped loudly

I saw my brother's decadent and handsome face in the mirror

Brother smiled helplessly, and said silently in his heart.

"I'm kind. But life forces good people to become prostitutes."

Day after day, time flies like a white horse

Until one day, my wife said to my brother shyly in Qiuqiu

Husband, I'm pregnant, what should I do wow, 55555

By the way

People like my brother who can enjoy life have always disdained to wear T when doing AI

I often walk by the river, how can I not get my shoes wet

Brother smiled helplessly

dragged her Qiuqiu to the blacklist

It is better to love each other than to forget each other

If life is only as first seen, what is the autumn wind sad fan.

But providence makes people.

Generally, professional dance troupe players like Brother have this kind of awareness.

Brother at the corner of his eye. There are tears slipping through.

Brother is a man of taste

Brother is still very obsessed with the high-end game of Audition

But a certain man that number

It must never be used again

Brother reapplied for a number

The first kiss gave smoke

It's a bit melancholy, a little vague in the name

It's very popular with MM in the Audition

It's a pity

Buy a set of clothes in the Audition, at least more than 100 yuan

A professional player like Brother is disdainful of wearing the 'peasant costume' given by the system

But this month's salary has been spent

Brother's eyes moistened again

In the dead of night, when the moon is dark and the wind is high

A lonely figure entered the construction site

That's right, that's still brother

Walked around the construction site

Picked up a few steel pipes

For three nights

My brother's trembling fingers took the 150 yuan from the scrap shop owner to sell scrap iron

Again into the Internet café deep in the alley

Familiarly walked to the position of the bar

Took out 150 yuan

said lightly, "Chong MB"

I found a location closest to the air conditioner and enjoyed the comfort of the air conditioner blowing away

I bought the latest set of clothes, with the most expensive expression, and I was dressed brightly

THE CORNERS OF HIS LIPS ROSE, REVEALING A YINDANG SMILE

Suddenly I felt a little itchy in my nose

Pick out a lump of black and green objects

Brother flicked it in a dashing manner, still sticking to his fingers

I bounced it again, and it was still sticky

The brother smiled helplessly and put his finger in his mouth

Slightly salty...

Enter the Audition and open the room

"Xun 7, my brother's sincerity only belongs to the person I love"

As my brother expected, after a while, the room was overcrowded

'Handsome guy, can you even hire it?' ’

'Yes, the video priori goods. Add me autumn autumn XXXXXX'

The bloody dialogue has been repeated countless times.

There was a smile at the corner of the brother's mouth, and the chrysanthemum was slightly itchy

Under the dim street lamps

In a dark alley

A lonely figure

Half of a low-quality cigarette between his fingers

That's right, that's still brother

My brother smokes cigarettes, but what he spits out is loneliness

Hustle and bustle of Internet cafes, murky air

AOC 14-inch CRT display in front of the display

A decadent and handsome back

Use F6F7F8 to skillfully manipulate the plug-in

That's right, that's still brother

Brother is not playing in the dance troupe, but lonely