Chapter 67: Monks and Monks
When Deng Haoran drove Long Xirui to the top of the mountain, the outside of Guohui Pagoda was almost a no-man's land, but several people in black were still guarding the entrance at the end of the red carpet.
"Do you see the shadow of the flower thief?" Deng Haoran asked Long Xirui, and at the same time looked around through the car window.
"You're exaggerating!" Long Xirui said, "That fake monk just now was just robbing money. ”
"The person who has the ability to rob the color in front of your Miaohua detective, I'm afraid that he hasn't been born yet!" Deng Haoran said and stopped the car, and said, "I like to play the game of the police catching thieves since I was a child, let's go to that fake monk now to settle accounts." ”
"Strange! He didn't go to a crowded place, but now he actually went to the back of Guohui Tower. Long Xirui looked at the phone screen and said.
Deng Haoran said angrily: "I stole your things, no matter where he is, even if he runs to the ends of the earth, I will chase him back." ”
So the two got out of the car and walked to the tower, and saw the fat monk talking to the two girls from a distance.
"He also said that he was not a flower thief, I think he is a silver monk through and through." After speaking, Deng Haoran strode forward, stepped forward with a grappling hand, and locked one of the monk's arms firmly.
The monk screamed miserably, bending down in pain, but Deng Haoran saw the appearance of the two girls in front of him clearly, he was stunned for a moment, and said in surprise: "Hua cub! ”
At this time, the monk said in a trembling voice: "I know!" Cognitive! …… Cub Zihua, ...... quickly Let your friends raise their hands! ”
Hua Cub looked at Deng Haoran with a panicked face and said, "Sir Deng, he is really his own person!" ”
"Your own people?" Deng Haoran continued to work hard in his hand and said sharply, "When will the police treat the thief as their own!" ”
In a blink of an eye, Hua Cub saw Long Xirui, who arrived later, and said happily: "Master! As she spoke, she took out a wallet and handed it to Long Xirui, and pointed at the monk with the other hand and said, "It's because he has eyes and doesn't know Mount Tai, but for the sake of the things that have been returned to their original owners, Master, you should quickly persuade the brainless Deng sir!" ”
The wallet was the one that the monk had stolen from Long Xirui earlier. Before Long Xirui could speak, Deng Haoran had already let go of the monk's arm.
Seeing the opportunity, Hua Cub pulled up the monk and said, "Let me introduce you, this is the famous Miaohua Detective Long Xirui, and he is also my master." ”
"Master?" The monk rubbed his arm and asked angrily.
Hua Cub glanced at him and continued: "This is Captain Deng Haoran of the Criminal Police Team's Serious Crime Team. ”
The monk snorted and said, "No wonder you're so skilled!" ”
"You don't talk nonsense!" Deng Haoran glared, and said to Hua Xiao'er, "Tell me about this fake monk who steals chickens and dogs!" ”
Hua Cub said: "This big 'monk thief', people on the road often call him 'vulgar brother', he is my former master, and I learned my little three-legged cat kung fu from him." ”
The monk and the layman pursed his mouth, stood up with one hand and said, "Good! Wonderful! What a large and small one, the gods and horses are all floating clouds! The poor thief has long escaped into the empty door, and the four are empty, and now the law is called 'Huiyin'. ”
Hua Xiao'er covered her mouth and smiled: "Okay! Master 'Perineum', listen to the Dharma name and know that your heart is not dead! Then she introduced the girl next to her, "This is my best friend, Jenny!" ”
Jenny smiled at Long Xirui and Deng Haoran, and also stepped forward to play a round and said, "Today is the big water that washed the Dragon King Temple, it's just a misunderstanding." As soon as Hua Cub saw the wallet just now, she clamored to ask the vulgar brother to take the blame! ”
"Yes! It's the same as when Master and I first met. Hua Cub said and secretly glanced at Long Xirui, blushing slightly.
Long Xirui said to the monks and thieves: "Since Master Huiyin calls himself a 'poor thief', I am definitely not the only one who has lost the 'master' today!" ”
"The dragon is rude!" Monks and thieves say, "A gentleman has good money, and he takes it in a good way." Poverty steals the useless wealth of ordinary people, and does good deeds and accumulate virtues, which is very good! However, today's misunderstanding with the Dragon Lost Lord is indeed an exception. ”
Deng Haoran said angrily: "I've seen shameless, but I've never seen someone as shameless as you!" You are a fake monk, a pseudo-Taoist, you can't even distinguish between the rules of Buddhism and Taoism, and you are still there to confuse right and wrong! Do you think that you will be so good at carving insects with the gentleman on the beam? ”
The monk and the thief raised his palms and said loudly: "This Deng lost his words seriously!" The poor thief Niu B didn't dare to be, but Niu A was more than enough. ”
Deng Haoran was so angry that he shouted: "Say you're fat, you still learn to breathe!" After that, he wanted to step forward again to teach the monks and thieves a lesson.
Unexpectedly, the monk and the layman flipped his right hand, and there was an inexplicable pistol in his palm, and the muzzle of the black hole was aimed at Deng Haoran.
Deng Haoran was startled, and found that the pistol was very similar to his own, so he hurriedly touched his waist, and couldn't help but feel a chill in his heart, his Type 92 police gun was gone. At this moment, he finally understood why the seemingly inconspicuous monk in front of him could inadvertently steal the wallet from Long Xirui, it turned out that the stealing skills he had at hand were quite good.
I heard Hua Cub shouting loudly: "Brother vulgar, you are making a big joke!" ”
I saw that the monk thief smiled angrily on his face, and then turned his wrist over, threw the pistol back to Deng Haoran, and said: "The poor thief is really lucky today, I am fortunate to find the pistol of the lost owner of Deng, but the poor thief road is not left behind, and now the things are returned to the old owner, and at the same time there is a word of persuasion, and I advise the owner of Deng to be more careful no matter what he says or does in the future." ”
Deng Haoran took the pistol, immediately turned the muzzle of the gun at the monk and the layman, and said, "Be careful of your size!" Whether you are a poor thief or some 'perineum' master, I think you are nothing more than a poor thief, come back to the police station with me now. ”
When the two of them were tense, Long Xirui's mobile phone suddenly rang, and it turned out to be a call from Xie Sanqiu, saying that the good show in the auction hall was gradually entering*, and if she didn't enter the auction again, she would miss the opportunity to open her eyes.
Long Xirui replied: "With those black-clothed people guarding the door, I'm afraid it's not so easy to get in again." ”
Hua Cub couldn't help but interject on the side: "Why do you want to enter the Guohui Pagoda to watch the auction?" Fast! Brother vulgar, your chance to make up for your mistakes has come. What about invitations? Take it out! ”
The monk reached out and took out a few red invitations from his arms, and was immediately snatched away by Hua Cub, she held the invitation card and gently pressed Deng Haoran's arm holding the gun, and said with a smile: "Let's go!" Deng sir, a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, come and accompany Master into the field! ”
There were three invitations, which were originally stolen by the monks and laymen from a few guests, intending to invite Hua Cub and Jenny to the auction. Now Hua Cub took the invitation and pulled Deng Haoran and Long Xirui away, and said to Jenny at the same time: "I'm sorry! Jenny, you should go back with Brother Vulgar first! I'll treat you both to a movie another day. ”
Jenny said with a clear heart: "The old rule, since it is another day, be sure to double it!" ”
Deng Haoran was forcibly pulled forward by Hua Cub, so he had to look back at the back of the monk and the layman and shouted: "Fake monk, don't let me see you again, otherwise you will be good to see!" ”
The three of them entered the Guohui Pagoda together, and as soon as they arrived at the door of the Haichao Pavilion venue, they heard a commotion inside, and then heard the master of ceremonies say loudly: "Eight million for the first time...... Is there any more price increase? …… Eight million second ......"
"Ten million!"
There was another commotion in the Haichao Pavilion. Long Xirui and the three of them entered and followed everyone's gaze, only to see that the person who asked for the price was a man with silver hair and a mask, holding a sign of No. 36 in his hand.
"Good! No. 36, this gentleman bid 10 million for this bottle of 1986 treasure Moutai! The master of ceremonies said, "Who else continues to increase the price?" ”
The audience suddenly became silent.
"Ten million for the first time! …… Has anyone else increased the price? …… Ten million for the second time! The master of ceremonies looked left and right, and finally shouted "10 million for the third time", and at the same time, the transaction was completed.
"Phew! Although Moutai is good, no matter how good it is, it is just a bottle of wine, is it really worth 10 million? Hua Cub said.
"This is the exaggerated upper class, a bottle of liquor can also be fried to a sky-high price, but then again, that wine is not an ordinary good wine, Moutai is famous for its clear and transparent color, mellow fragrance, soft entrance, clear and sweet, and long-lasting aftertaste, which is our China's "national liquor"! Deng Haoran said and licked his lips as if Wangmei quenched his thirst, and said, "Not only is it unique in China, but Moutai has long been famous abroad, and it is known as the world's three major distilled spirits together with Scotch whisky and French cognac." The treasure Moutai in 1986 is definitely an endangered species today, and one more bottle is one less. ”
Long Xirui smiled at Deng Haoran and said, "Your drunkard's heart sutra sounds quite cultural!" ”
Deng Haoran smiled bitterly: "I've heard and seen it, but unfortunately I haven't tasted it." ”
At this moment, someone waved at Long Xirui in the distance, it was Xie Sanqiu, she did not stay in Yizun's No. 3 area, but sat in the back row of the masked gentleman on No. 36 who had just photographed the treasure Moutai. Long Xirui and the three of them stepped forward to sit down around Xie Sangqiu, and found that the man in the seat in front of her was quite familiar, it turned out to be Zhao Shijing, the director of the Department of Orthopedics, who was talking in a low voice with a man who was slightly older than him next to him, with a humble expression on his face. Long Xirui understood that it was precisely because of meeting Zhao Shijing that Xie Sangqiu sat here.
At this time, the voice of the master of ceremonies sounded in the hall again: "Mr. No. 36 seems to have something to say." ”
Before the words fell, the man wearing the mask had slowly stepped onto the stage on crutches, although the full head of silver hair had already indicated that he was too old, but the sunken eyes and fish-scale wrinkles at the corners of the eyes above the mask showed that his hair was declining.
The master of ceremonies took the initiative to give up the microphone in time, and the old man coughed and said slowly: "Wadaxi frog ......"
"What is he babbling about?" Hua Cub muttered quietly.
"It sounds like Japanese." Long Xirui said.
Because it is an international auction, the organizer has prepared translations in multiple Chinese, and only a soft female voice began to interpret at the same time: "I am Yi Neng Changsheng, 93 years old this year." ”