"That fragrance is really familiar, I must have smelled it recently......" Wu Ding, who returned to the dormitory, still remembered the mysterious fragrance before, this is not ~ I am talking again.

"Well, you win. My birthday is not far away~ Please eat steak then! In Li Changgeng's opinion, Wu Ding is purely greedy. However, since the eleventh holiday, everyone feasted, 5136 brothers have not had the opportunity to let go of their stomachs to eat meat, the school cafeteria is affordable and passable, but it is 108,000 miles away from delicious, especially ~ he didn't get a few pieces of meat for his meow - for a group of flesh-and-blood carnivores, it is really a mouth that can fade out of the birds......

"Oh, my birthday isn't far away. It's my birthday on December 12th, the day of the Double 12 incident~ What day is your birthday? Speaking of birthdays, Wang Zhe also interjected.

"Well, I'm November 11, Singles' Day ......" was asked about Li Changgeng, and it was inconvenient to hide it, but he still honestly said this more embarrassing day.

"You've had a nice birthday! It's so interesting~ ahhahahaha! Chang Gung, are you going to beat the rhythm of a single for the rest of your life~~~" Li Dongyang smiled, don't want it. Never miss an opportunity to taunt your teammates - this kind of person doesn't survive more than two episodes in a TV series and five minutes in a movie......

"My birthday is August 1st, and this is the official festival 'Army Day'! Tremble~ Earthlings with fish lips! Wu Ding no longer bothered with the source of the fragrance.

"Why didn't I call you 'Wu Jianjun' or 'Wu Bayi'! If you call Wu Bayi, you always feel that your name is like a prison number - the rapist who was shot No. 581, wahaha! Ji Yun casually blackened Wu Ding - since the photo on Wu Ding's membership card was called "the rapist who was shot" by Zhuge Min, Wu Ding's shameful and expressive nickname has spread to all the students of the 03rd grade of the College of Culture and Museum......

"And what's your birthday?" Wu Ding ignored Ji Yun, but looked at Li Dongyang and asked. Being hacked by an acquaintance will either fight to maintain dignity or divert attention - as for the black to go back, it is generally a lose-lose. In view of the relationship between classmates who often eat with Ji Yun, the key is that ~ each other's foundations are not so clean, Wu Ding still chooses to divert his attention.

"Well, I'm January 8th—it's just the opposite of you......" Li Dongyang glanced at Wu Ding with disgust as he said.

"Knock~Knock~Knock" suddenly sounded at the door.

"Tashi, please open the door! I'm a little scared~ You're close again! Ji Yun said lightly. Because there was a ghost knocking on the door before, there was a time when everyone was reluctant to look at the door when they heard the knock, and they didn't want to admit that they were afraid - now it's the other way around, and they take the initiative to say that they are afraid to avoid the heavy task of avoiding the door, which is how lazy he meows~! Obviously, the ghost brothers are all their own people......

"Oh," Tashi replied and ran to open the door. It's not that Tashi is particularly diligent, it's just that Tashi feels that it's easier to take two steps and open the door than to admit that he is scared - so the surprisingly lazy teases can take advantage of Tashi's discipline to succeed repeatedly......

"Hello to all the 03 juniors!" There were two men with glasses who came in, if it weren't for the fact that they had a face and a garden, they looked like brothers, about the same size, about the same dress, and even the speed of speaking, and they always felt neat and a little disobedient. I heard that these two should be the senior brothers of the Department of Archaeology.

"May I ask who the two senior brothers are?" Li Changgeng went up to talk. This kind of diplomatic work is generally responsible for Li Changgeng, in fact, Wu Ding's negotiation ability is also good, but everyone agrees that Li Changgeng at least seems to be more serious - otherwise how can he hook up with a little girl with such unreliable rhetoric? As for Wu Ding, his excellent negotiating skills could not hide the indecency that the fat man had revealed from his bones—the inevitable product of a lewd soul and an instinct to die......

"I'm Fu Xuan, the president of the student union of the college," the round-faced man with glasses spoke first.

"I'm Zheng Xuan, the vice president of the student council," the square-faced man in glasses immediately followed.

"We're here to ask you about the upcoming orientation party. What are you going to perform? "It's the turn of the round-faced glasses man again.

"Although the orientation party in the hospital is held to welcome new students, the program mainly depends on new students. It is also an important platform for you to express yourself and get to know each other. Chairman Zheng, a man with square faces and glasses, added.

"The main reason why we came this time is to ask you what your specialties are, and we can make this welcome party more exciting." President Fu continued—the speed and tone of these two are the same, so what the hell is it that is not a conjoined baby? Or maybe the student union is like an assembly line, and it will process everyone into one look......

"President Fu~" Li Changgeng was about to shirk.

"Huh~?" The vice president surnamed Zheng and the chairman Zheng surnamed Fu responded together - isn't this kind of combination of surname and position a pit person, the most disgusting thing is that the name is the same, and you can't call Senior Brother Xuan, President Xuan or anything......

"Eh, senior brother, you see, our dormitory is full of rough men, singing, dancing, dancing and performing programs or something, I'm really not good at it~" Li Changgeng said while gesturing at his roommates, all this kind of thing that wants to contribute but has no benefit, 5136 everyone has already had a tacit understanding - if you can drag it out, if you can, you won't do it.

"That's not good! The junior sisters of the 03 class are very active in preparing for the show, another dormitory in your class, um~5132, we just went there, and I heard that it is not as difficult as you to make a show! I seem to have heard someone say that you are from Xinjiang. The people of Xinjiang can sing and dance, and give everyone a national dance or something~ How good! As he spoke, President Fu put on the posture of a great man's private interview, and patted Li Changgeng on the shoulder condescendingly.

"Well, president" Li Changgeng was about to explain, and the two responded together again - it is a practice in China to call people by "surname + position", and if you want to appear cordial, the surname can be omitted; The position with the word "deputy" is always hidden with the word "deputy"~ It is also a convention, and it is difficult to die when encountering this strange combination of these two......

"Hmm~ Senior Brother Fu, I am indeed from Xinjiang, but I am of Han nationality! Where do I know how to dance? Li Changgeng's face was full of helplessness. There are 56 ethnic groups in the country, and 55 ethnic groups can sing and dance, but Li Changgeng, like most people, is a Han nationality who has no extra points in the college entrance examination and can only brag after drinking......

"I'm optimistic about you~ Young man, don't be too modest! That's it! President Fu heroically made a decision for Li Changgeng.

"Senior brother~ This is really not. Li Changgeng had polio when he was a child, and although he recovered better, he really couldn't dance - what if he heard music and relapsed? Will the students take care of him for the rest of his life? I think it's good if I can......" Wu Ding hurriedly came out to help. Although this rhetoric is very low, Li Changgeng still posed very cooperatively-frowning and sticking out his tongue, his two hands curled up and trembling slightly, is this a COS special teacher? It's very chic~ "very 6+7"!

"So what are your strengths? Just say it~ It's always okay to perform a show you're good at, right? Seeing that the atmosphere was not right, President Zheng came out to play a round. It's just this statement - Li Changgeng still can't run, and there is no one to pull Zhuang Ding to this part......

"My specialty~? I'm good at equestrianism! We Xinjiang people ride horses to school every day, because I was sick when I was a child, it is not easy to walk, so I rode a horse when I went out! Senior brother, let me tell you, it's not me who blows, my equestrian skills are leveraged, well~ Riding and archery is a must, you match me with an AK47, tsk, that's really a god blocking and killing God, and a Buddha blocking and killing Buddha......" Li Changgeng began to talk serious nonsense again. Most places in Xinjiang are actually the same as the mainland, and there is no need for horses to ride at all - but who made Li Changgeng not want to perform a show~ Anyway, these two don't look like they've been to Xinjiang......

The two elders have black lines on their faces - this is a proper fool to deceive people! Forget the first half, no one else has been to your hometown, what kind of stalk is AK47? This is China！ Did you go to the war in Iraq, or did you come to war-torn Belgrade?

"Two senior brothers~ Don't listen to Li Changgeng's nonsense! He doesn't have a door on his mouth, he runs the train with his mouth, AK What is he playing CS too much~ Cranky. His horse does ride well, but we don't have that here! I don't think it's better to waste this bullish energy, forget it~! Wang Zhe slept in Li Changgeng's lower bunk, and saw that the brother's cowhide on the upper bunk was blowing through the sky, so he hurried out to get a round round - although the AK47 student union can't get it, can they get it with a horse? Let's not say that there is no one to raise horses now, it is really a vegetarian in the traffic management department of Xianshi City~ It is impossible to let horses enter the city......

"Oh~ this classmate, do you have any specialties?" President Fu asked with an appreciative expression - seeing that these people are finally talking around, they finally have a reliable one.

"This ~ my family is a Taoist family, fortune telling ~ word measurement ~ look at feng shui, help the beggars ~ god to fight ~ do things, they are all ancestral kung fu, which one do you think can go to the party, just open your mouth!" Wang Zhe said very enthusiastically, this fool's kung fu is also very reliable......

Without waiting for the two presidents to ask, the rest of 5136 reported their "specialties" one after another-

"My specialties are: stepping on the light bulb on the soles of my feet and breaking boulders on my chest~!"

"I don't have any specialty~ Is it okay to eat? My mom told me that chewing slowly is good for my health, so I can eat for two hours in a meal. As long as everyone is willing to watch, I can perform on stage! ”

"Pole dancing is always a specialty! I'd be willing to perform if the venue allows! ”

"My ears move! It's the same as Liu Luoguo, is this a specialty? ”

"I~ I'm a hiccup specialty! And I can get twenty burps in a row! I don't believe you, listen ~ Hiccup ~ Hiccup ~ Hiccup ......"

The two elders were almost so angry that they turned their backs, what kind of people are these meows! So he could only turn his gaze to Wu Ding, who didn't speak-only he didn't say that he had any specialties~ I hope this dormitory will at least send out a show-the two elders have begun to pray silently in their hearts......

"Senior brother~ My specialty, I'm really embarrassed to say this~!" Wu Ding muttered.

"It's okay, you can say it~" The two elders generously said that although you open your mouth - anyway, it has been tempered by the "specialty" of your dormitory, and you are not missing a strange ......

"This I~I'm this~ Tintin specialty! My name is: Tintin means very powerful...... If you don't believe us, go to the toilet Bibi? Wu Ding said as he gestured and pulled the two presidents outside.

"We~this~ still have something. Good bye! The two elders were so angry that they left their words. If you don't leave, I'm afraid you can't help but do it - as long as you do it, they will lose - regardless of whether you can fight two or eight, you will definitely not be able to beat it, if the student council president does it with the students, the word "president" will not be able to be properly kept......