Chapter 367: The Pig Demon Gets Married
In front of the Demon King's Cave.
The little demons beat gongs and drums, so lively!
Chu Xiaoye turned into the little demon named Goudan, following behind several monster guests, with a smile on his face, like a waiter welcoming guests.
Nearby monsters gather.
Some are lonely, some are dragging their families, and some are carrying servants.
And no one doubted him.
He was about to follow the guests and sneak in together, when a long-nosed monster suddenly came over next to him, grabbed him by the neck, and asked loudly: "Little guy, where is the thatched house, take me there!"
Chu Xiaoye secretly screamed bad luck in his heart, and immediately said with a smile on his face: "My lord, I'm really sorry, there are too many guests today, and the thatched house has been collapsed." Why don't adults go to a remote place over there, find a corner where no one is around, and solve it on the spot, so that you can squat in the pit and enjoy the scenery at the same time, isn't it beautiful?"
The long-nosed monster suddenly laughed and said, "You little guy, you can talk with your mouth." That's it, I'll just take a look, your king is also stingy, such a big cave, I don't know how many more thatched houses to build. ”
Chu Xiaoye hurriedly apologized and said, "Yes, yes, the little one who turns back must report the adult's request to the king." ”
The long-nosed monster tugged at his clothes and said, "Let's go, you help me with the wind, and when I'm done, you can leave." ”
Chu Xiaoye scolded secretly in his heart, but he had no choice but to follow him and walk towards the mountains and forests behind.
Although the long-nosed monster has short legs, it is a swift walk, and I don't know if it is suffocated, or if it is a person who is in a hurry.
When he reached no one's place, he found a remote corner, took off his pants, and squatted down.
Chu Xiaoye hurriedly walked away a few steps.
The long-nosed monster shouted loudly: "Little one, you keep my eyes open and take care of it, if someone comes to peep at me and shit, I won't spare you!"
The corners of Chu Xiaoye's mouth twitched, and he hurriedly covered his nose and said, "Adults don't worry, the small one will help you take care of the wind." ”
At this moment, the sound of two women giggling and laughing suddenly came from the path next to them.
The long-nosed monster's face suddenly changed, and he said urgently: "Hurry! Stop them! I am a male god who is famous in the entire monster circle, and I must not let those girls know that I am going to too!"
Chu Xiaoye suddenly couldn't cry or laugh, feeling that this guy looked like someone in the entertainment industry.
He hurriedly trotted over, and saw two tall girls in spotted flower dresses walking over on the path.
The two look similar and should be a pair of sisters.
However, they all have two antlers on their foreheads, which look like deer demons.
When the two girls were playing, when they saw him stop in front, they immediately restrained their smiles and became serious, like everyone was beautiful, and even slowed down their walking.
Chu Xiaoye was amused in her heart, and hurriedly stepped forward and saluted, "Two young ladies, are you here to attend the wedding banquet of my king?"
The two girls stopped, bowed their heads slightly, and said with a shy face: "Yes, my father has something to do today and can't come, so he sent our two sisters." ”
When Chu Xiaoye was about to lead the two of them to another path, the girl on the right suddenly whispered to the girl on the left: "Sister, I want to......"
The girl's face on the left changed, and she quickly glared at her, and said in a low voice: "Speak civilly, don't let people laugh at us for not having a tutor!"
The girl on the right blushed and said, "Sister, I want to vomit below." ”
Chu Xiaoye: "......"
The girl on the left pointed to the corner over there, and said angrily: "Go, I'll wait for you!"
The girl on the right was just about to run over with her skirt, but Chu Xiaoye hurriedly stopped her and said, "This young lady, you can't defecate anywhere here!"
The long-nosed monster was crouching there, but I couldn't let her pass!
Sister Lu suddenly said urgently: "People are in a hurry!
Chu Xiaoye stubbornly said, "Let's go, I'll take the food to another place, which is relatively remote and no one will pass by." ”
Sister Lu immediately covered her stomach, stomped her feet and said, "Don't......, don't! I'm going to vomit in my pants!"
Sister Lu raised her eyebrows and said angrily: "Speak civilly!"
Sister Lu said with a crying voice: "Sister, I can't do it, I'm going to come out......"
As soon as she finished speaking, there was a sudden "poof" from behind, and she let out a loud fart, and she directly rushed the skirt behind her and flew high!
And her whole body suddenly slammed into Chu Xiaoye's arms like a rocket, and flew forward directly with Chu Xiaoye!
After flying a distance of dozens of meters, the two fell to the ground together.
Chu Xiaoye just got up, but saw her squatting on the ground quickly, without taking off her pants, and pulled up directly.
Sister Lu was shocked, and sighed: "It's over, it's over! The reputation of my sika deer family has been ruined in one fell swoop!"
Chu Xiaoye "whoosh", retreated, and after running a long distance, Fang stopped, with a shocked and palpitating expression!
This monster is really extraordinary!
Are you here for a wedding banquet today, or are you here to for a competition?
Chu Xiaoye didn't dare to stay any longer, turned around and ran towards the Demon King Cave.
As soon as he arrived at the cave, a red-haired monster whipped him on his body and said angrily: "Dog, didn't you go to patrol the mountains? Why did you leave your post without permission and run back alone?"
Chu Xiaoye covered his hot back, glanced at him, and said, "A guest grabbed the small one, and the small one had to lead the way, so the small one came back." ”
The red-haired monster shouted with a cold face: "What about the guests? You dare to talk nonsense, Lao Tzu has skinned you!"
Chu Xiaoye's eyes flashed, and he pointed over there, "That guest met a pair of beautiful deer sisters, who were competing and over there." ”
As soon as these words came out, the red-haired monster was stunned for a moment, and said, "The competition is?"
Then his eyes lit up, and he said happily: "Could it be the pair of pretty daughters of the deer old monster?" The king misses the two sisters very much." The pair of sisters, in addition to liking to anytime and anywhere, are very charming, with excellent figures, and very attractive. ”
Chu Xiaoye saw the covetous gaze flashing in his eyes, and hurriedly said, "That pair of sisters is taking off their skirts and squatting over there, competing with another long-nosed guest to." The sisters said that as long as the long-nosed guest pulled more than the two of them, and longer than the two of them, the two sisters would sleep with the long-nosed guest for one night. ”
"Really?"
When the red-haired monster heard this, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he was surprised and delighted, with a lewd expression on his face.
Chu Xiaoye nodded.
The red-haired monster smiled, grabbed his clothes, and said, "Let's go, go and see! Speaking of, this Black Wind Mountain has never pulled more and longer than Lao Tzu! Every time Lao Tzu pulls, it is continuous, long and black, and it can circle the entire Black Wind Mountain!"
Chu Xiaoye's expression was devastated.
The monsters here are so fucking perverted!
"Ahh
As soon as he got closer, he heard the screams of the long-nosed youkai.
"Misunderstanding!
The long-nosed youkai screamed as he squatted on the ground, holding his head, his butt still exposed, and his pants didn't have time to be put on.
And the pair of fawn sisters were furious, their faces were full of shame, and they punched and kicked him!
When the red-haired monster saw this scene, he suddenly had a confused expression.
He turned his head, looked at Chu Xiaoye, and said, "Dog, didn't you little bastard say that they were shit in the game?"
Chu Xiaoye hurriedly whispered: "Obviously, that long-nosed guest cheated and was discovered." You just need to rush over, immediately take off your pants, squat in front of the sisters, and pull out a long, mighty and domineering piece of, and the two sisters will turn their anger into joy, and admire and worship you so much, maybe they will immediately promise each other!"
"Really?"
When the red-haired monster heard this, he was immediately overjoyed, and his face was full of excitement.
Chu Xiaoye secretly scolded "stupid", and said with a smile on his face: "The opportunity is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, fleeting!, my lord, if you don't dare to go, then let the little one go!"
"Smack!"
The red-haired monster whipped him on the back and said angrily: "You little bastard, you eat the gall of an ambitious leopard, and you want to steal the limelight from Lao Tzu?
“......”
Chu Xiaoye covered his back and cursed in his heart, hating and pitying the fool.
No wonder youkai are not as prosperous as humans, it turns out that most of them are idiots!
In a few words, he was dumped.
The red-haired monster did not dare to delay any longer, immediately threw away the whip, and ran down with excitement on his face, taking off his pants as he ran, and yelled in a haughty manner: "Two young ladies! I'm coming! Don't be angry, look at me! I and promise to satisfy you!"
After saying that, there was a "poof" sound behind the buttocks and it began to squirt!
Squirt while running!
By the time they ran in front of the two deer sisters, they already had a long tail attached to them!
The pair of deer sisters widened their eyes and stammered when they saw it, I don't know why!
The red-haired monster thought that the pair of pretty sisters were shocking and worshipping his mighty and domineering, and immediately laughed, squatted in front of the two of them, and said loudly with a proud face as they pulled: "Two young ladies! Please keep your eyes open and take a good look! I, the red bull, am the strongest in this Black Wind Mountain!"
"Bang!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Sister Lu punched him and smashed him in the eye!
"Disgusting! rascal! neurotic!"
The two sisters were immediately shocked and angry, and punched and kicked him at him!
At this time, the long-nosed monster finally found an opportunity, wiped his ass and put on his pants, and stood up.
"Damn!
When he saw the endless, long, black tail behind the red-haired monster, he was immediately furious, clenched his fist the size of a sandbag, and smashed it against the red-haired monster's head, and scolded angrily: "Miscellaneous! The shit is even longer than the nose of this seat!
The beating lasted half an hour!
When the pair of deer sisters finally got tired and stopped, Fang found that the red-haired monster had burst out of his brain, rolled his eyes, bled from his seven orifices, and died with a whimper!
At this time, Chu Xiaoye had already fled.
These monsters are idiots, really idiots!
The apprehension in his heart instantly vanished, and he became more calm and calm.
He followed the guest into the cave.
Outside the cave, there is a cave, it is more open than the outside, and the scenery is even more beautiful than the outside!
Not far away, on the meadow, there is a manor.
The manor is surrounded by green trees, and it is purple and red!
In the manor, there are more small bridges and flowing water, carved railings and painted columns, and nine-curved corridors!
Chu Xiaoye followed the guests, entered the manor, and then sneaked away, passed through several arches, followed a few maids, and came to a garden.
Just as he was about to sneak in, a small white hand suddenly stretched out from the bushes next to him, grabbed him by the neck, and dragged him in.
When Chu Xiaoye was about to resist, the sneak attacker suddenly covered his mouth and said in a low voice: "Don't speak, tell me, where does the bride live?"
Chu Xiaoye fixed his eyes and saw that this person was actually a seven or eight-year-old girl.
I saw that she had fair skin, huge eyes, but her nose and mouth were very small, with two pointed ears, and a thin and long snow-white tail standing up behind her!
Whether it was the pair of ears or the tail, Chu Xiaoye was extremely familiar!
This turned out to be a kitten demon!
For some reason, seeing this little cat demon that looked a little cute, Chu Xiaoye's heart immediately rose with a sense of intimacy.
He didn't struggle anymore and moved his eyes, indicating that he wouldn't scream.
The kitten demon narrowed his round and big eyes, carefully released his mouth, and said, "Tell me, where does the bride live?"
Chu Xiaoye shook his head and said, "I don't know either." ”
The little cat demon raised his eyebrows, clenched his small fist, put it against his nose, and threatened fiercely: "Do you want to lose your nose? If you don't want to drop it, just say it!"
Chu Xiaoye stared at her cheek for a while, and suddenly said, "Do you know Mao Xiaoxiao?"
The little cat demon was stunned for a moment, and there was a confused expression in his big eyes, and he said: "Who is she here? Is it your adult? I am not afraid to tell you!"
Chu Xiaoye was a little disappointed in his heart, he didn't know him.
At this moment, two maids came out of the house with their things.
A maid sighed and whispered, "What should I do, Madame still doesn't eat." If you go on like this, you'll be hungry. The king is really, marrying a bride every day, but refusing to come over to accompany his wife, hey. ”
"Shh......h
Another maid hurriedly whispered: "Don't talk nonsense, be careful that the king hears it and kills you alive!"
The two maids talked, and gradually moved away.
"It turns out that this is not the bride's residence. ”
The little cat demon was a little annoyed, raised his fist, and hit Chu Xiaoye's temple, ready to stun him.
Chu Xiaoye hurriedly condensed snake scales to resist!
"Bang!"
He tilted his head, closed his eyes, and went limp.
"Hmph, useless stupid!"
The kitten demon muttered with disdain on his face, and then walked out of the bushes and left quickly.
As soon as she left, Chu Xiaoye got up, performed ghost steps, and followed behind her.
Since she is also going to find the bride, then just follow her.
The kitten demon walks sneakily along the corner of the wall with its tail upright, and at the slightest movement, it will crawl on the ground, shrink into a ball, and hide in the flowers and trees.
Chu Xiaoye followed while shouting in his heart for the little fire girl.
It's a pity that the little girl, like Xiao Xun, didn't have any response, I don't know if she was deliberately pretending to be dead or asleep.
Without the little fire girl, he would not have been able to detect Shangguan Xuelan's location.
After all, the fire lotus in Shangguan Xuelan's body only has a sense with the little fire girl.
Not much.
The kitten demon walked through the corridor and came to another courtyard.
Chu Xiaoye was just about to follow, when he suddenly saw a flash of cold light in the courtyard, and in all directions, a flying sword with a cold light suddenly flew out, and they all shot towards the kitten demon!
The kitten demon paused, "whoosh", and quickly retreated backwards!
On the top of her head, a golden net suddenly fell, covering her body!
The weight of the golden net was like a mountain, and it directly pressed the little cat demon to the ground, struggling for a long time, and couldn't stand up.
Seeing this scene, Chu Xiaoye hurriedly hid.
"Hahaha......"
A burst of laughter came from inside the house!
The door opened, and a burly monster with a pig's nose and a big belly walked out with a sinister smile on his face.
Seven or eight little demons also jumped out of the bushes on all sides, holding swords and sticks, and laughing fiercely.
"Little girl, is my uncle's cave so easy to enter? You have come in with your mother five times and tried to steal my uncle's moonlight treasure box, it is simply wishful thinking! Today is the day of my uncle's marriage, and he has long expected that your mother and daughter will come in, so he has set up an ambush early, and is waiting for you to take the bait!"
The pig demon smiled, walked in front of the little cat demon, squatted down, grabbed her hair, lifted her head, stared at her lovely face with a gloomy face, and looked at it.
"Tsk, it's really pretty, even more pretty than your charming mother!"
The pig demon grinned and said, "Say, what about your mother, tell me where your mother is hiding, and I can spare your life!"
The little cat demon snorted and spat at him, with a disgusted face: "Big fat pig, it's disgusting than your big colored pig!"
The pig demon's two little eyes narrowed, touched the saliva on his face, but did not wipe it off, but put it on his mouth, stretched out his tongue, licked it, and said with a cruel smile: "Little girl, don't toast and don't eat and drink! But if you don't obey, I don't mind stripping you naked and making you a woman......!
"Hahaha......"
The other little demons all laughed wickedly with evil faces.
The kitten demon's face turned pale, with a pair of big black and white eyes, glaring at him hatefully.
The pig demon sneered and said, "Although I am more interested in your charming mother, if she doesn't come out, then I can only play with you first." Little girl, have you thought about it? Do you want your mother to come out to accompany me, or will you come and serve me yourself?"
"Phew!"
The little cat demon spat at him again, and said with hatred on his face: "Big fat pig! If you have the ability, you can kill me! I won't tell you if I die!"
The pig demon's eyes flashed fiercely, and he said with a cruel smile: "Kill you? You think of beauty! Come on! Strip me of her clothes, hang her, and make her cry and scream! The louder the scream, the better! I don't believe it, her mother won't come to save her!"
At this moment, Chu Xiaoye suddenly ran out, shouting with a panicked face: "Oh no! Oh no! That cat demon is here again! It's killing people in the bride's room! The king orders you to hurry over! If something happens to the bride, we'll all be finished!"
As soon as these words came out, those little demons were suddenly startled!
The pig demon's face changed even more, and he shouted urgently: "Leave two people to guard this little girl!
After saying that, he hurriedly took people away!
Chu Xiaoye ran a few steps behind, and immediately slowed down and fell behind.
The little demon who stayed behind glanced at each other, walked in front of the little cat demon, and said with a sinister smile on his face: "Little girl, your mother is so bold that she dares to go to our king's bride for trouble, it's just looking for death! If you are obedient, you will be comfortable serving our brothers, maybe, our brothers can save your life, how about it?"
After speaking, the two of them laughed, and they were about to reach out and touch the face of the little cat demon.
At this moment, the little demon named Goudan hurried back again, and said loudly: "You don't go quickly! The king is angry, and has killed many people, and as long as it is the person who does not go to save the bride, all of them will suffer!"
When the two little demons heard this, their faces suddenly changed, and when they were about to leave, their eyes flashed, and they said, "Why didn't you go?"
Chu Xiaoye walked in front of the two and said, "The king said, let me see off your brothers." ”
"See you off?"
The two little demons were stunned when they heard this!
Before they could react, a cold light flashed in Chu Xiaoye's hands, and two sharp ice blades, with a "poof", stabbed into their hearts suddenly!
"Bye-bye. ”
Chu Xiaoye's wrist moved, and directly shattered the hearts of the two little demons!
The two little demons widened their eyes, their bodies weakened, and they fell to the ground, not blinking!
The little cat demon crawling on the ground, seeing this scene, had a look of surprise on his face.
Chu Xiaoye grabbed the golden net and wanted to pick it up, but suddenly found that the weight of the golden net was terrifying, and he tried his strength to not move at all!
The kitten demon frowned and said, "Go and break a branch and pick it up with a branch." ”
Chu Xiaoye was stunned for a moment, but didn't ask more, immediately went to the side and folded a branch, inserted the branch into the small hole of the golden net, and gently picked it up, and easily picked up this extremely heavy golden net!
"Huh!"
As soon as the little cat demon got up, the light flashed in his hand, and he directly put away the golden net, with a happy expression on his face.
Chu Xiaoye muttered in his heart, but he didn't care, turned around and ran.
He wants to keep up with those stupid people and go to Shangguan Xuelan.
When the kitten demon saw that he didn't say a word, he ran away, and suddenly had a puzzled expression.
She hesitated, then immediately followed.
Chu Xiaoye didn't catch up with the pig demon.
And, I got lost.
When he was anxious, the little cat demon behind him chased after him, punched him in the ass, and said fiercely: "Little monster, what are you running? You saved me, what reward do you want, just say it!"
Chu Xiaoye covered her buttocks and said, "What about the pig demon, I want to find the bride, do you know where it is?"
The little cat demon looked at him suspiciously, and said, "That big fat pig smells stinky, I'm afraid I haven't taken a bath for a few months, so I naturally know where he went." But, little monster, what are you looking for a bride? Could it be that you have a personal affair with a bride?"
Suddenly, she said with a vigilant face: "Could it be that you are also playing the idea of the Moonlight Treasure Box?"
"Moonlight Treasure Box?"
Chu Xiaoye was stunned when he heard this, is this thing really there?