Shonan Ononuma Chapter 3 Review
"Oops, don't sit on my bed!" Unexpectedly, as soon as Yang San's buttocks fell on the bed, the young man with glasses opened his mouth and shouted.
Yang San turned his head to look at him, then stretched out his finger and pointed at himself again, "Say me?" ”
Yang San is a loud voice on weekdays, Feng Pingping and I are used to hearing it, but this young man heard it for the first time, and he was pinched enough by Yang San just now, and when Yang San asked like this, he shrunk his neck and didn't dare to squeak anymore.
"Xiao Hu, these are all guests found by Xiao Feng, be polite to others and treat each other politely!" After drinking a cup of tea, Professor Yu waved his hand at the young man, asking him not to have any more arguments with Yang San.
Originally, the little Hu had already closed his mouth, but when Professor Yu said this, he got up again and hummed: "This...... This person is not very educated at first glance, and he is certainly not a good person! I'm afraid of soiling my bed! ”
Yang San was just joking with the young man, but when he heard him say this again, he was not happy, and stood up and hummed: "His grandmother's, blind your dog eyes, Lao Tzu sits on your bed to look up to you, why the fuck do you think Lao Tzu sits rarely?" ”
If it was before, Yang San's current appearance must have been blowing his beard and staring at his eyes, but now that his beard has just been shaved, he can't even find a stubble, but just with his big eyes like an old cow, it will really make these powerless readers tremble, and sure enough, Yang San's scolding and glaring like this is very effective, and the young man is so scared that he doesn't dare to speak out again.
Yang San is also a reasonable and good-looking person, although it is said that the morale completely suppresses the young man, but after all, this is really the young man's bed, and people are unwilling to let him sit, so Yang San will not sit, he simply pinched his waist and pestle next to me, staring at Professor Yu.
Professor Yu is old, how can he withstand his big eyes and keep looking at me, so he quickly moved his gaze to me and said, "What is the name of this comrade?" I don't know what it takes to be our guide? ”
"This is the dignified Uncle Xu, the descendant of Captain Jin, it's unbearable, don't care if you are exploring or looking for a tomb, he knows it all!" I didn't wait to speak, but Yang San first raised his throat and introduced it for me.
I was afraid that he would say something wrong, so I quickly pulled his clothes below and asked him not to say any more, but I don't know how he did it, I didn't feel that I was pulling him at all, but continued to answer: "Let's just say that we went to the Changbai Holy Ruins last month, there are many mechanisms, and there are all kinds of fierce beasts, what's the matter, we still came out safely, thanks to Uncle Xu!" Old professor, it must be no problem to take Uncle Xu to Xiangnan...... "Yang San told Professor Yu roughly what we saw and encountered in the Changbai Holy Ruins, and Professor Yu was very excited to hear it, and it was not surprising, ordinary people would feel that it was incredible when they heard such an encounter, as if they were in general, not to mention that he was an elderly archaeologist, and when he heard that there could be so many magical places in the ancient tomb, he was naturally even more excited!
Yang San said it all in one breath, but I had nothing to say, I couldn't tell him about going to the desert again, right? He listened to it freshly, but I was tired of talking about it, and I couldn't go on any more.
"Oh, listening to what this comrade said, Comrade Xiao Xu is really powerful! It is indeed possible to be the leader of our group! Professor Yu clapped his hands and smiled: "Then since Uncle Xu is the candidate for this guide, what is this comrade here for?" Professor Yu looked at Yang San and asked.
Although Yang San just finished saying everything I wanted to say, but after all, it was also for my good, let me compare it carefully, if I was asked to tell what happened in the Changbai Holy Ruins, it should not be as wonderful as Yang San, maybe Professor Yu would not agree so quickly, now that it is Yang San's turn, I naturally have to help him, and hurriedly smiled: "Professor Yu, this Yang San Ye is also amazing!" This time, we went to Changbai Holy Ruins to get out safely, and he also contributed a lot! Then I thought that if we can go to Xiangnan this time, we will also take Yang Sanye with us, and it will definitely be safer on this way! ”
After listening to me, Professor Yu looked at Yang San, waved his hand again, and said, "I'm embarrassed about this, then the funder said that he could bring a guide and give 20,000 yuan, and there is no extra money!" ”
I had long thought that Professor Yu would talk about the salary, but I was also prepared: "We have a very good relationship, just share the 20,000 yuan equally between the two of us!" ”
"This ......" Professor Yu obviously didn't expect me to say this, and was speechless.
"Then we have to eat!" At this time, Xiaohu, who had been silent for a long time, opened his mouth again: "You have to spend money to eat!" And looking at his big belly, maybe one person eats more than two people! And we want to have real skills, we can't just believe in the two of you singing and harmonizing, right? ”
I'm right to hear this, no matter how powerful you are, you say it yourself, people believe in you, that is, you are powerful, if people don't believe you, you are blowing unnutritious in that piece, and it is not worth mentioning.
"you stinking fart!" Yang Sanyi heard the young man complain again, but this time he was not used to it, so he scolded directly, so that the young man was forced to shut up again.
I was afraid that it would not be good for anyone if things got serious again, so I hurriedly asked Yang San to shut up, and said to the professor with a smile: "Yang San Ye has a bad temper, but he is a very good person!" ”
Professor Yu didn't have any objection to Yang San's noisy just now, and smiled at me: "Yes, what the little nonsense said is also right!" I know Comrade Xu's ability, but I really don't know Comrade Yang's ability! ”
"Yang Sanye's ability is also great, he has hunted before, his marksmanship is good, and he is ...... And brave! "I really can't make it up, so I can only make up some good words to describe it.
"Yes, yes, I have good marksmanship, and that shot is accurate! The big centipede in the Changbai Holy Ruins was killed by one shot! Yang San was not modest, and when he saw that I didn't speak, he began to brag about himself.
"Good marksmanship,......" Professor Yu muttered, "But we don't have guns either?" And this time it's an investigation, so there shouldn't be a place to use a gun? ”
"This ......" No matter how Yang San could say it, he couldn't say it anymore.
"He's brave!" I hurriedly added: "In case of danger, Yang Sanye will definitely be able to help!" ”
Professor Yu shook his head and said, "Forget it, we can only have Comrade Xu alone!" ”
As soon as I heard that there was obviously no play, I also got up and said: "Since the professor can't bring Yang Sanye, then I can't go, I still have something to do, so I won't bother!" ”