The big housekeeper is angry, this kid is deliberately cheating, this is obviously deceiving the saint, and he dares to rely on himself!

"Master, this kid is spewing blood, it's clear that he is hiding it, where is it for me."

The chief housekeeper hurriedly defended, and Lord Qianlong's expression was also a little ugly.

If the big housekeeper is right, then this Lu Buchen in front of him is the crime of bullying the king!

"What the hell is going on?"

Qianlong Ye was a little impatient, Lu Buchen was not in a hurry, so he replied:

"Your Majesty, please listen to the next and say slowly: this long-legged chicken is not fake, it is indeed caught by the villain from the mountains by chance, and it was originally raised at home, but because this animal is too domineering, it was roasted, and just about to eat, the Lord Zhongtang came, and I don't know where I learned that the villain has a spiritual object, so I want to help the villain train it, but it is not a coincidence, the villain has already roasted it, and the adult is so sympathetic to the people, the villain specially sent half of it to the adult, and the adult is eating and walking, there are neighbors who can testify."

This is said without leakage, some depreciation and praise, but it is really as uncomfortable as a needle prick in the ears of the chief butler.

He did leave while eating, as if someone had seen it.

When Qianlong heard this, he waved his hand and asked the Admiral of the Nine Gates to go out and ask a few neighbors, and the Admiral of the Nine Gates naturally knew what Lu Buchen was planning, so he went out, and after a while, he came in with two neighbors.

"I ask you, was this fat man eating something when he went out of here just now?"

Qianlong Ye asked, without identifying himself, those neighbors are already a good thing, look at this posture, I'm afraid it's not that this fat man didn't give money for eating?

"Yes, what is this fat man carrying and going out while eating, okay, he is as fat as this grandson and he doesn't give money to eat?"

What is Kidnapper Alley? Where the three teachings and nine streams of gags are, this kind of person talks with a kite in his mouth, what can he hear?

The big butler was about to cry, this was really indefensible.

After hearing what these people said, Qianlong Ye let them go, and then turned to look at the big housekeeper:

"Can you explain, didn't you eat it?"

The chief steward said that it was difficult to ride a tiger, so he could only break his teeth and swallow it in his stomach:

"Yes, the slave just ate it, and his brain doesn't remember, so he did eat it."

Lord Qianlong sighed: "You fat man, you are so lazy to eat, you don't appreciate other people's things, there is nothing left, I still want to open my eyes." ”

The big butler shrank and blushed and said, "The bones are swallowed." ”

Qianlong Ye glared at the big butler and reprimanded:

"Foodie!"

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When Lord Qianlong left with the chief butler and the Admiral of the Nine Gates, Lu Buchen was stunned in the courtyard for a long time without speaking.

It's just two days of ice and fire, and the fame of a roast chicken almost made it impossible for him to recover, but fortunately, he didn't show his feet in the face of danger.

When the Admiral of the Nine Gates left, he stretched out his hand from behind and gave a thumbs up, and it seemed that he was also very appreciative of himself, Lu Buchen thanked God.

Waiting for the farce to end, I was afraid of my thighs again, and then I remembered that there were still people waiting outside the filthy hole, how are these masters doing for so long?

Quickly ran to the backyard, lifted the lid, and a wave of heat erupted!

"Wow! What does it smell like? ”

Lu Buchen fanned his nose, only to see a puff of yellow smoke coming out, and he was dizzy.

How do you describe the taste?

It's like a rotten egg in August that is put in the spring of the next year, swirls in the night pot, and then hangs under the nose for three days and three nights!

If it weren't for Lu Buchen's flashing fast, he would almost faint.

"Save... Life...

There was a weak moan from the hole, and Lu Buchen was shocked, what was going on?

Quickly covered his mouth and nose, poked his head in, only to see that Ji Li was already unconscious, and Pi Pixia next to him was out of breath but not in breath, stretching out his hand and thirsting for light.

The voice just now came from him, and at the back, a pair of big eyes flickered, and it was undoubtedly Xiangfeng.

How did this hole get closed?

Lu Buchen didn't know what was going on, but after thinking about it again, he forgot that this scattered hole was connected to the outside of the house, and he had recently repaired the ditch and blocked the outside end!

The smell in this hole should be the feces of the elephant phoenix, maybe frightened, after all, it is a bird, and this feces is an instinct that cannot be restrained.

Lu Buchen had relatives in his heart, and thought of how pleasant the two of them had been in this ditch and the pit of fragrant feces for a long time.

Hurriedly took hands and pulled the two out of the pit.

Ji Li was dragged out, he was fine, he was almost out of breath since he entered the hole, and only Pi Pixia was the one who suffered.

Right now, they are almost smoked to death, and their faces are sallow, as ugly as butter washing their faces.

dragged the two of them out, Lu Buchen was almost unconscious, and the three of them were lying in the yard, unable to breathe for a long time.

Xiangfeng shook his wings, stretched his wings, and seemed to be fine, jumping up and down to find Bai Sanshi's portrait.

By the time the three of them had recovered, it was almost dark, and the last leaf had slipped from the treetops, almost in early winter.

Pi Pixia and Ji Li did not leave, Xiangfeng's origin was clarified, but the reason was not clear, so they took this opportunity to chat.

There was a bonfire in the backyard, and Lu Buchen scalded the rice wine brought by Shaoxing, and the filthy gas of the scattered holes was completely blocked, but a few people had not eased up, so they just smoked it with wine to refresh themselves.

Pi Pixia added a hand of firewood and pushed the Pipi shrimp in front of him to Ji Li:

"I don't eat shrimp."

Ji Li took it and poured a sip of wine, his head was still confused at this time.

Xiangfeng was also on the edge of the bonfire, specially prepared a bowl of good melons and fruits for it, and it was eating happily now.

The two of them were a little surprised when they heard Lu Buchen tell him what happened just now, it seems that Lu Buchen's business is destined to receive holy grace, and he is getting bigger and bigger.

"Come, toast you, it seems that your business is getting better and better, and you won't have to worry about food and clothing in the future, congratulations."

Ji Li took another drink and burped.

"Hey, I don't know if this is a blessing or a blessing, although I was often excluded from Lao Bai before, I still feel quite fulfilling."

Lu Buchen thought of Lao Bai, as soon as he said this, several people were silent, Lao Bai was gone, he was exiled, it was really unbearable to look back.

I usually gag together, and I don't think it's so abrupt to disappear, it's really unacceptable for a while.

"Huh? As for the third master, it would be nice if he was here, he could still play with his hands, and it was not interesting to drink with the two of you. ”

Ji Li remembered Wu Laosan, Pi Pixia estimated it, and said:

"Now it should be at the Yamen, the commander of the infantry army, who knows, I haven't believed it in the past few days."

"It's okay if he doesn't come, so that Xiangfeng can fight when he sees him."

Pi Pixia said, and Xiangfeng on the side heard someone mention Wu Laosan, as if he still remembered, and flapped his wings to express his disdain.

"Why the hell did you come to Beijing?"

Pi Pixia was very curious, and as if Xiangfeng also understood, she looked up at Pi Pixia and took out the portrait under her wings.

It was the portrait of Bai Sanshi, Xiang Feng took it off the wall, at first Lu Buchen didn't agree, for fear that it would be damaged, but Xiang Feng was very careful, so he went with it.

Xiangfeng came to find Bai Changsheng, maybe he recognized Bai Sanshi, anyway, he came for a purpose, but now a few people don't know.

But it's not a matter for such a big bird to be encircled here all day, where is it placed?

Several people were in trouble, and at this moment, Pipixia opened the conversation, as if she remembered something:

"You say, is this elephant phoenix here to repay the favor?"

"Repay the favor?"

Ji Li and Lu Buchen were a little puzzled, and Pi Pixia shook his head after speaking:

"It shouldn't be, the story is about repaying gratitude, but this Xiangfeng and Bai Changsheng shouldn't have anything to do with it, maybe they just look at each other and are pleasing to each other."

"What's the story?"

Ji Li is a good person, listening to Pi Pixia's words, this is the interest, Pi Pixia tightened his clothes a few times, and looked at the bonfire, it is better to tell a story to listen, so as to pass the long night.

The sound of firewood in the thunderbolt bar fanned a few flames, the wooden leaves stripped off their clothes and covered the barren, and after a few dogs barked, the people turned off the lights and went home, and the current scene was really a good storyteller.

Pipixia thought for a moment, and also told the story of the cormorant repaying the favor...