Stinky tofu stewed pig's feet this dish is mainly in creativity, the color and flavor and we are indeed not far behind, the judges originally wanted to award the champion to the sun squid god, but the people's hearts want him to ignore it, otherwise it is estimated that the glass in the brother's home will not have a concubine in the future, and finally let him win the championship of the competition, the sun squid god and I can only be relegated to two or three - but because I didn't find the sun squid god to receive the award, so in the end I can only make up the top three teams by the roast camel, and stand on the stage together to accept the audience's cheers to receive the award!

For this guy to take the first place, Huang Rong, Ding Ding, Li Dazui and other professional chefs must look down on it, and they also discuss holding back the bad to stumble on people, I can only persuade with good words: "Don't be angry, the dishes are the same as society, the color and fragrance of itself is only a part, and the social significance it contains is what people are most concerned about. ”

Huang Rong was not convinced: "Don't fool me, where did you get this statement!" ”

I said bitterly: "For example, it's like we call ourselves the descendants of dragons, but in fact, where do dragons come from in this world, and our national treasure in China is only giant pandas - but if people call you panda descendants, would you be happy?" ”

Everyone pouted in unison: "How can that!" ”

"Isn't this the end of it? The descendants of the dragon are also meaningless, but the cultural heritage in them is deeper than that of the pandas! I continued with my own reasoning: "The game is the same, even if our food is delicious, it can't match the people's love for this dish - the Chinese Football Association is a bastard for how many years people have been scolding, and that time it was enjoyable, and it was broadcast live all over the country!" ”

Explain this, they more or less understood what I meant, so I didn't get entangled, I also calmly went to the stage to receive the award, and the judges shook hands in turn after they began to award prizes, the host beckoned, the backstage fish came up to the neckline to the navel, the lower fork to the thigh of the hostess, each holding a tray covered with cloth, that is not a gold medal or cash, we all smiled at each other, followed by all the recovery of solemnity, staring at the audience without squinting......

There are also sharp-eyed ones shouting below: "Don't pretend hey, look at this brother!" ”

We continued to pretend to be calm, ignoring him and ignoring the judges, until the host began to read out the name of the third place, and then the hostess held the plate in front of him, and judge A came up solemnly and lifted the cover and pulled out the prize......

Gold-plated chopsticks, a pair!

Roasted camel is like a lightning strike, squeeze out a smile to take the gold-plated chopsticks, bow deeply, and then raise the chopsticks high again, the reporter clicked and slapped, looking like an upside-down compass!

When I arrived, it changed, and the prize was no longer a pair of gold-plated chopsticks, but two pairs of gold-plated chopsticks.

These grandsons are too picky, you say that the third place is chopsticks, let's not talk about it, the second place is a gold-plated spatula, and you give two pairs of chopsticks, it seems that this kind of competition is still stuck in a routine: only the first place is valued, and the prizes are rich, and the second, three, four, and five rankings are basically soy sauce, not only no one remembers, but even the prizes are just fooled!

Then, the play jackpot arrived!

The host talked nonsense together as usual, and judge C stepped forward and took out the prize-

A pair of gold-plated chopsticks, the same as the supermarket sales, six pairs of twelve!

I'm happy with the roasted camels......

…… After a series of processes such as awards, induction, leaving phone messages for each other, shaking hands with the staff, etc., we finally returned to the nursing home after tossing half to death, the time was already evening, because everyone went to watch our game, the baking stall was closed for a day, so when we came back, there was no one, and no one wanted to cook, so I simply announced generously: "I won't cook today, we all go back to take a shower and change clothes, let's eat hot pot!" ”

Everyone cheered, including Huang Rong, who was going to go home when she came to accompany us to the place, she recovered her legs and feet because of our relationship, and his grandfather simply followed her temperament to mess with us, according to the old man's words: "Others can't do it, but I don't have to worry about playing with you, who told you to want her - the legs and feet can be inexplicably good, this luck, tsk, don't say!" ”

I hurriedly reminded the old man: "Look at what you mean, this is linked to the eight characters...... Old man, you are the commander, don't fix these feudal superstitions, lest people gossip! ”

"Where am I superstitious?" The old man waved his hand: "I have never been superstitious, and I will never be superstitious, you can rest assured - uh, we are following the tradition, following the words of the elders, and it can be regarded as absorbing the experience of our predecessors, right?" ”

Me: "...... How can you break it better than me! ”

The old man smiled slightly, and said mysteriously: "You don't know this, I used to be an expert!" ”

I was stunned, and then sighed: "I didn't expect this, then it's no wonder!" ”

Less nonsense, when the policy was announced, everyone flocked to take a shower and change clothes to prepare to go out, of course, there are a few people who do not move much or have no clothes to change, such as Simon, he has no clothes to change, although the current clothes do not carry the words of the mental hospital, but the style is still exactly the same and in duplicate or so, no one can see the difference whether to change or not; For example, if he walks on the street, everyone sees him twisting his ass than an orchid finger, who can the fuck decide what the clothes look like, and does it make a difference whether to change them or not......

After everyone left, I beckoned the remaining few who didn't plan to take a bath, such as Lolita Ren Xiaoyan, and asked them to go upstairs with me and Li Jing to judge the Sun Squid, the first goal is to get the recipe out, and secondly, it would be better if I could find out who was behind the scenes!

Then we went to the top, I pushed the door, behind me Ren Xiaoyan Lori screamed in unison, hurriedly blindfolded, the naked guys on the roof were also scared enough at the same time, and the sound of the little drill wind changed: "I don't understand when I knock on the door, why bother, you are careful!" ”

I said angrily, "Who the knew that you were sitting on the roof of the building to take a shower, and you didn't say anything!" ”

Little Drill Wind Five Rat and others complained: "There are so many people, can we squeeze the toilet on the roof of the building?" He paused, then continued, "Besides, we're wearing trousers!" ”

I came back to my senses now: "Hey, that's what I said-" I turned to Ren Xiaoyan and said, "Hey, don't scream, these grandsons are wearing pants!" ”

"We're not going to go in our pants," Ren Xiaoyan said with a red face: "Go by yourself, I'll wait for you downstairs ......" said and turned around and ran down with a bang, I looked at Lo Lixi again, and turned around and left without saying a word, so that I couldn't figure it out......

A lot of things are like this, you say that the swimming pool men are all pants and women are all three-point style, everyone walks around with nothing to do, and no one says anything, but once you change places - for example, at night you put your own window and peek at the girl in the opposite building with a telescope to walk around at one or three o'clock, to ensure that you can't sleep for half a night, you say, is there a difference?

Some people say that this is a blatant and voyeuristic feeling, but I don't think so-there is a naked girl walking around blatantly on the street, and you see the flagpole erected like a custodian, what do you say?

…… I guess I can't figure it out with my IQ!

I took Li Jing to the top of the building, chose a place far away from the water pipe, Li Jing took out the demon tower and asked me: "Which one do you want to choose, the day squid god or the night squid god?" ”

I thought for a moment and said, "I'm quite familiar with the Sun Squid God, so let's just him." Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ”

Li Jing nodded, took out the Demon Suppression Tower, and recited something to the open space - at this time, I suddenly remembered something in my heart, and I was about to ask him but it was too late, and the smoke rushed out like a fart under the butt of the Demon Suppression Tower, and with the smoke, something the size of a bean fell to the ground, and when I saw the wind, it grew up, and Hula Hula became the sun squid god.

I instantly rejoiced: "Hey, I just wanted to ask if you would make a mistake, but it came out before I could say anything - you are quite recognizable, and you didn't choose the wrong person!" ”

Li Jing said proudly: "The magic weapon, there is always something that is not clear to explain, is it still called a magic weapon after it is clearly explained?" ”

I nodded thoughtfully: "Makes sense!" Then he saw that the Sun Squid God had gradually recovered from his dizzy state, so he immediately started the trial without delay, and said directly: "Sun Squid God, I didn't expect to become a prisoner, right?" To give you a chance, how about if you honestly confess what I want to know, and then hand over the recipe, and I turn you into a tainted witness and intercede with the Department of Justice? ”

The sun squid god looked at me, shook his head suddenly, as if he could completely sober up, and then said with a rebellious face: "Needless to say, since I dare to go against you, I have already thought of this day, and I will never say it - I will answer this question just now: It's my business!" ”

I went out in an instant: "Hey, you're awesome, believe it or not, I'll whip you ......" Before the words fell, Li Jing had already proudly interrupted me: "Why bother, this kind of person can't be outwitted by being coarse, I still have some experience, otherwise I'll help you ask?" ”

I wondered, "Can you do it?" ”

Li Jing said confidently: "Don't worry, I have also experienced a lot of prisoners in the Heavenly Trial, and I have experience." ”

"That's okay, I've worked hard for you, Brother Li!"

Li Jing nodded, and took the lead in asking: "Sun Squid God, why bother you just now, you have already heard what you said, if you don't believe it, I can vouch for my personality, how about it?" ”

Sun Squid God: "It's my business!" ”

Li Jing said angrily: "You don't want to toast and eat and drink, don't think that you already know what's going on in the Demon Suppression Tower, to tell you the truth, I didn't urge the spell because I wanted to ask you, otherwise you think you can really be so comfortable?" ”

"It's my business!"

"The god of the sun! If you dare to answer like that again, believe me or not......"

"It's your business!"

"How bold! In that case, you don't blame me for being vicious, I just hope you don't scream when the time comes! ”

"It's my business!"

…… Li Jing tossed hoarsely and embarrassed on the side, and even the five rats and Xiao Zhuanfeng who were taking a cold water next to him came over to watch the play while rubbing the mud, I saw that he was really in a rut, and in the end he could only coax and trick him to replace him, so that Uncle Wolf could calm Ya's emotions, and he stepped forward to sneer at the sun squid god, and said:

"I can see it, you plan to answer me about these two sentences today, right?"

The Sun Squid God nodded, and said with the same disdain: "It's your business!" ”

"Okay," I said sincerely, "I'll ask you one more question now, if you can still answer with these two sentences, then even if I lose, I promise to let you go, but if you can't answer, then you can be honest, how about it?" ”

The sun squid god was stunned, his eyes moved to Li Jing, although he was puzzled, he still nodded and expressed his support for my decision, and the sun squid god was relieved, but the answer was still very annoying: "It's my business!" ”

"I'm getting along with your daughter-in-law!"

Sun Squid God: "...... Shut me up...... Shut you down...... Close...... I lost! ”