Perhaps too excited, the two clumps of fat in front of the fat man were like leaves floating in the wind, swaying up and down with the swing of his body.

Li Yu was about to get out of the car to theorize, but Luo Zhehang grabbed him and handed him an evil smile.

“md！ Didn't you hear what Lao Tzu said? I see that you are underwhelmed! ”

Hearing this, Luo Zhehang hurriedly put the window to probe his brain, and then said in a resigned voice: "Ah, boss, it's easy to say, I'll pour it out and let you ha." Ah, look at your car, what's it called, oh B...... BBQ, it's really luxurious, by the way, you just said how much does this car cost? ”

His brows furrowed, and the corners of the fat man's mouth twitched: "MD!" What bullshit BBQ, Lao Tzu this is "Bm", you turtle can't even tell the difference between barbecue and car, and Tm came to this kind of high-end place. Don't give Lao Tzu nonsense, tell you that you can't afford it! ”

"Oh, oh, yes, yes!"

……

The two security guards in the guardhouse of the underground parking lot turned the fan knob to the maximum, and the whirring wind echoed in the quiet basement.

"This damn ghost weather, it's so hot that Lao Tzu is about to suffer from heat stroke, and the hotel here doesn't have more cooling subsidies, and it's a five-star hotel, it's just an abuse of employees, it's too inhuman."

Suddenly, he heard a miserable howl like killing a pig from the parking lot, and the security guard couldn't help but subconsciously touch the baton on his waist, and asked his companion who was enjoying the cold breeze in front of the fan on his side, "Hey, you...... Did you hear anything just now? ”

The companion raised his eyebrows and glanced at the other, took off the uncomfortable baton with his backhand, and then threw it into the corner of the corner casually.

"I didn't hear it, there can be a ghost sound this big night, I guess it's a mouse calling, right? Besides, it doesn't matter if he has a voice on such a hot day, even if he does, let him go. Come on, accompany me to have two drinks, and let's make do with dinner. ”

After that, the security guard took out the cold salad he bought before, took out two bottles of cold beer, and then opened the Laotan sauerkraut noodles that had been soaked earlier, sniffed it, and praised it comfortably.

Half an hour later, the two guards, who had forgotten the screams, looked at the time in the sentry box tiredly, and said that it was time to patrol, so they reluctantly put on their uniforms and batons, and walked out of the door.

Follow aBcd...... The two security guards walked around the underground parking lot for most of the time, and there was nothing unusual along the way.

And just when the two of them were so bored that they were about to fall asleep, one of the security guards suddenly pointed to a gray object under the wheel of a BMW 2 meters in front of them and asked nervously: "Hey, brother, look there, what is that gray thing?" ”

The security guard on the side looked over, due to the obstruction of the car body, the vision was not very clear, he turned on the flashlight to shine over, and immediately exclaimed: "Emma, okay...... It looks like a person! ”

The two of them hurried forward, dragging the gray object out from under the wheels.

When they arrived in an open place, the security guard hurriedly reached out to check the "breath": "It's okay, it's still angry, hurry up and call an ambulance." You said that this person is also yes, so not drunk, not drunk at night, not falling in this car, you said that if someone drives over it, this turn around and goes wrong, who is it? Isn't it still on our zero-hour foremen? ”

The companion nodded affirmatively, picked up the flashlight on the ground, and prepared to wake up the drunk.

But what he didn't expect was that when he flashed electricity on the drunk's face, and took a closer look, Nima was so frightened that he sat down on the ground: "This, this...... He's not drunk! ”

"Mom!"

But I saw that the fat man's face was swollen like a rolled roll that had just come out of the pot.

The flesh is not simply swollen, it is simply swelling and swelling, layer after layer, circle by circle, the flesh on both sides of the face is piled up, and the nose, eyes, and mouth are all squeezed into one place, almost to the point where you have to use a high-powered microscope to distinguish clearly.

Can this Tm still be called a human!?

The dim underground parking lot is already dimly lit, and the current power supply is unstable, so seeing this scene, the poor heart can really be scared out of the problem.

No, the moment the security guard saw the fat man's face, he thought he had seen a ghost, and within a second, he almost greeted all the Buddha gods he knew, and finally he almost drank high:

"Hurry like a law, mommy mommy, monster hurry up, hurry up"!

"Hey, he seems to be saying something, the temperature is thirty or forty degrees, and this cargo has been lying on the bottom of the car for more than half an hour, and he is still conscious! What a miracle! The companion leaned close to his ear, carefully listened to the fat man's muttering, and urged vigorously: "Dude, the voice is too quiet, I can't hear it clearly, are you explaining what happened?" If you have a bank account or something, you must be right. We will take him out and dedicate it to the nation. ”

"No, don't (B)...... Touch (m)...... I()"

"Hear me! What did he say, don't touch me,...... What does this Mao mean? ”

And just when the security guard was puzzled, thinking that the fat man was warning him to leave his place, don't touch his body, and insult him.

The fat man seemed to have suddenly returned to the light, squeezed away his bruised and fat eyelids, like a warrior who broke through the darkness, grabbed the security guard's right wrist, held it tightly, and howled hoarsely: "Big, big brother, beg, beg, let me live, me." I, I'm never going to drive Bm again, I, I'm I'm only riding a bike in the future! ”

Speechless! The two security guards looked at each other, and one of them muttered, "With your body, can you ride a bicycle?" At least you have to buy a tricycle to make it up. ”

"Deler, hurry up and call the hospital, it seems that this guy is no longer in his senses."

……

On the other side of the table, after Luo Zhehang taught the fat man how to behave, he led Li Yu out of the parking lot and walked straight to the hotel lobby upstairs.

Due to the European 6 style, all the staff in the lobby are dressed in medieval costumes, and Rao is guard and security guard are also dressed like medieval warriors.

The security guard wore a crusader sword made of "soft material" on his waist, walked back and forth in the lobby with gloomy cheeks, and his eyes were rolling straight away, vigilant to every corner of the hall, and it felt like everyone owed him 1oo dollars.

Suddenly, the eyes of the security guard who walked around froze suddenly, and then quickly retreated to the entrance of the elevator that was just passing by, and the thick eyebrows on his forehead couldn't help but tighten.

But seeing Luo Zhehang swaying his idle steps, he walked out of the elevator with a look in his eyes.

Due to his suitable hands and feet, Luo Zhehang's clothes were wrinkled at this time, and the feet that were originally inserted in the waistband of his trousers were half hung outside at the moment, and the head on the top of his head was also erected like a flock of chickens, coupled with his curious eyes that seemed to Grandma Liu entering the Grand View Garden, it was even more vivid to create Luo Zhehang's "down-and-out homeless" shape.

(End of chapter)

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