Facing the boy who fell towards him, he walked a few steps to the side without a trace. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

- There was a muffled chirp.

Zhao Xianyun undoubtedly hit the hard floor.

And then someone walked over to the mud and kicked it with his toes as if he was nothing. "Hey, are you still alive?"

"Shhhh It hurts... This is that? The boy got up in a daze. I remember just now I was signing the document at the 342nd place...."

"Don't worry about that, I'll take you to see the next Zhang San now, and then you can go back from there." Zhou You sighed with emotion, he really deserved to be a cultivator, and his body was really strong enough - he fell from five or six meters and landed on his head first, but there was nothing to do - while pulling Zhao Xianyun up with force. "And after I submitted the incident report and resignation report, I also went home to rest for a while."

"Hey, you're resigning?" Salaman, who was on the side, was surprised when he heard this.

"Every time I come back from the world, I submit a resignation report, but it's a pity that Zhang San's bastard doesn't accept it for me every time..."Zhou You covered his face and said with an unbearable expression. And Ya's life contract is still in the hands of that bastard, even if I want to just do it! This bastard who kills a thousand knives..."

"Then I wish you success in your resignation this time." Looking at someone with a sad face, the young man said in a very embarrassed tone as if he finally didn't know how to comfort him.

"Of course, if Zhang San's bastard doesn't accept it again this time, I'm going to sue the union!"

"By the way, do you have a union in our association?"

…………

……

Zhou You had a black face and walked on the road with Zhao Xianyun.

The surrounding area is still full of strange and strange scenes, but as we get deeper and deeper into the core area, the illegal vendors gradually disappear, and are replaced by many shops of different shapes, but more regular than the regular ones.

Although most of the styling and aesthetics are still the same as Xiang in someone's eyes.

With the teenager who was in a trance because of the first contact, he saw many invisible things, and Zhou You finally rushed to Zhang San's residence before the other party's SAN value fell out.

And as soon as he opened the door, he immediately saw a large mass of mosaics....

"What are you doing..... Someone said with black lines all over his face.

"Do physical exercise~" Zhang San stretched out his arms, forked his two hairy legs, and exposed his lower body widely-

Zhou You, only at this time, is extremely grateful for the great invention of coding.....

"You don't call it exercise, it's called mental pollution...."Zhou You covered his face and turned his head sideways, trying not to let himself not look at the disgusting scene. Hurry up and give me my legs....I'm Cao, Zhao Xianyun, what's wrong with you! ”

――Probably because he had seen too many extraordinary scenes when he came, it turned out that this was enough to hold up the terrifying picture and became the last straw that broke the camel's back, and poor Zhao Xianyun was like in a certain comic, the color of his body quickly faded, and the whole person stood there extremely pale.

"Has the SAN value finally cleared to zero?...although the friendship is quite short-lived, but I will remember you, boy." Zhou You said with a sad face, with tears squeezed out of the corners of his eyes. "Okay, Zhang San, let's discuss the matter of compensation."

"People aren't dead yet....", the pervert who still kept his word for a horse said with a smile. It's just that the sanity value has been lost, and what can be solved by serving a piece of Helrington, you don't want to be like a heroic sacrifice..."

"Otherwise, how can I ask you for compensation-even though I won't give you eighty percent." Zhou You, who was exposed to the lie, uncovered this piece calmly as if nothing had happened. "Now that the collaborator has brought it to you, and the report has been written, I can go home and sleep now, right?"

"Don't worry." As he spoke, Zhang San's limbs began to writhe in a way that would never have been possible for humans, and after a few seconds, he returned to his original state from that unsightly position. "Let's take things one step at a time, what about your report? Hand it in first. ”

Zhou You glanced at the pervert who was still naked, and then handed out a small note that was no more than two fingers wide.

- Report: I'm coming, I'm killing, I'm back.

“…….”

Zhang San was silent for a while, just about to open his mouth to say something, but when he saw someone who had a bigger grudge than him, he still kept silent and silently accepted the note.

"Then the second thing, there's a reward for you this time...."

"Rewards? 300 yuan? ”

"It's not. This time..."

"That's two pounds of pork?"

"No, I'm with you...."

"Otherwise, this time there is no money and meat, just a casual compliment?"

"I said you...."Zhang San looked helplessly at someone with a look of contempt. No matter how bad our organization is, it doesn't mean that you are harsh to this extent. ”

"But how do I remember that I've been through all three?" Zhou You raised his eyebrows, and his words were full of distrust. "It seems that you sent it by yourself, right?"

"Uh, really? Ah, you know I don't have a good memory lately, and it's all in the past," Zhang San scratched his head and diverted the topic very awkwardly. "I'll tell you, given your good behavior, this is a pretty good thing."

"Oh?"

Naturally, someone doesn't even believe in a single punctuation mark.

Zhang San thought about it for a while, and felt that facts were better than words, and it was better to let Zhou You see the real thing, so he saw him digging behind his back, and when he stretched out his hand again, he was already holding a mess of mud.

"What is this?" Looking at the soft stuff, Zhou You seemed to suddenly think of something, trembled, and then immediately pinched his nose in disgust and stepped aside. "Your Xiang?"

"I mean, I look like a pervert who plays with my own excrement...."

"Like."

Looking at someone who was categorical, Zhang San lowered his head as if he was very helpless - and then roared angrily in an instant. "Take a good look, this thing is a little similar to Xiang!"

"Maybe you picked up something strange on the ground last night and ate it...."Someone continued to taunt as he looked at the pervert who finally couldn't help but explode.

- But after two seconds of careful observation, he stretched out a finger and carefully poked the object.

"Milu~"

A mysterious voice.

After wiping his fingers and finding that there was no strange liquid on it, nor did it produce any strange mutations, Zhou You raised his head and asked. "Can you explain? What the hell is my reward this time? ”

"Uh-huh." Zhang San pretended to clear his throat before speaking. "This is the most high-end product in the history of the association, newly developed by the scientific part, and it has exhausted countless sweat and crystallization-"

"Mimicry... Slime. ”