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I slept very unsteadily this night, and I always felt that there would be a wire cutter from the sky to take my life, so I have been a little half-asleep and half-awake, for fear of opening my eyes in a daze, and being cut off inexplicably, finally at dawn, I got up from the bed with two big black circles under my eyes, and first called Xiaoqing:

"Do you know where to keep scorpions nearby?"

I can figure it out, instead of going to the vegetable market to get a broiler chicken and come back to make up the numbers, it is better to go to the suburbs and buy a few when I see the right one, no matter how much better than the guy who eats, drinks and sleeps in the cage every day - in addition, I should go and buy some scorpions by the way, in case there is a problem with the clamp person and the next generation, then I am not still demoralizing?

So, now my main direction is to buy scorpions, and by the way, chickens in the suburbs. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

Xiaoqing thought for a while: "I remember that there is a one in Gaodong, the business is quite large, and it seems to be cultivated for medicinal purposes." ”

"Town or country?" I then said, "I can't go to the eighteen bends of the mountain road." ”

"I'll check ...... for you" After waiting for two minutes, Xiaoqing quickly replied to me: "Town, I sent you the address." ”

I looked, this place is actually quite far from the city, at least two or three hours by car, the location is at the edge of Gaodong Town at the junction of urban and rural areas, on the Baidu map at a glance is impressively cheerful, chickens and scorpions can theoretically go both ways, the only trouble is that you have to drive to go - carrying live animals into the car is no longer popular, annoying, plus it is still a scorpion, even if the driver can bear the uncle and aunt, can not bear it, as the saying goes, Uncle Si can bear it!

I'm not the kind of person who waits for the rabbit, and it's not my character to ask for fish in the wood, I decided to borrow the east wind after thinking about it again, I came to Ren Xiaoyan's door, just raised my hand and knocked, and immediately responded: "Who?" ”

I was neither humble nor arrogant: "Me." ”

"The door isn't closed."

When she pushed the door in, Ren Xiaoyan stood on the edge of the bed, holding the hem of her clothes in a circle, and when she saw me come in, she said, "Why am I wearing this awkward dress, help me see where it is big, waist or shoulders?" ”

Don't say it, Ren Xiaoyan began to lose swelling as soon as she passed yesterday, and it is estimated that her weight is at least fifty less now, and she looks like one hundred or seventy-eight, and the problem arises - the clothes she bought at the beginning were based on more than 200 pounds, and it is of course inappropriate to wear it if she is forty or fifty pounds less, just like a white sheet on TV.

I nodded, "It's big everywhere!" You've lost at least fifty of your weight today, and the model doesn't match. ”

"When I woke up this morning, I felt much more curvaceous—your medicine is really good!" Ren Xiaoyan turned around happily, and asked casually, "Is there something wrong with you?" ”

I hurriedly said, "I need to find a car to use, can you help me get one?" "Borrow a car and go out?" Ren Xiaoyan's eyes suddenly lit up: "Okay, I'll be with you." ”

When I heard this, my head suddenly became bigger, but I didn't dare to refuse directly, so I could only frown and pretend to be ignorant: "What are you doing out now?" Stay honest, can't you go out and shine when you're recovered? ”

Ren Xiaoyan glanced at me, lifted her clothes slightly upward, and gestured: "Buy clothes, didn't you just say that I have no clothes!" ”

I widened my eyes and said, "I'm going to the urban-rural area!" ”

"Then I'll buy it when I come back," Ren Xiaoyan paused when she said this, turned her head and stared at me suspiciously: "Hey, aren't you carrying me behind your back?" ”

"What's the greasy where!" I was nervous when I heard this, but immediately got out of this set: "Besides, what do I have to carry you behind my back - do we have a relationship?" ”

Ren Xiaoyan said lightly: "That's not over?" I'll help you find a car, and I'll go back to you," she suddenly stretched and said with a smile: "Just go out for a walk, it's too boring to hold here." ”

I was forced to be helpless, so I could only honestly say: "You don't have to follow me even if you want to go out, how good it is to go shopping by yourself!" ”

Ren Xiaoyan said angrily: "I look like this now, do you say you can go out by yourself, what if you invite onlookers?" ”

"Who's watching you!" I laughed and said: "Besides, you are not the same as me, and the attention is not ours, and no one cares about the celebrities on the aisle without makeup!" ”

Ren Xiaoyan rolled her eyes and said: "That's not necessarily, didn't you say it yesterday, if you want to not attract attention, you can only make something bigger out - so I'm with you, and everyone will look at you when the time comes, won't I be hidden in the market?" ”

I felt the taste before I reacted, and suddenly said, "I can steal the limelight from you - how ugly am I!" ”

Ren Xiaoyan laughed: "You said it yourself!" "Looks like she's finally found something to have fun with us......

"But ......"

Ren Xiaoyan suppressed her smile and said resolutely: "Besides, the car is gone." ”

Having said that, I could only accept it, so I sighed: "Okay, find the car and call me." ”

Ren Xiaoyan waved her hand: "Kneel down, change your clothes." ”

I retreated like a fly and began to shout and get ready to go out.

I went down to tell the matter, everyone wanted to go together, the only exception was Kong Lao Er - since I knew that I was hunted down by the enemy, this old boy's eyes always flickered a little when he looked at me, how do I see how he has the potential to be a traitor translator, I didn't hesitate to hook my finger at him: "Brother Qiu must go!" ”

Kong Lao Er was shocked, and said, "What am I going to do?" Look at my body, I can't lift my hands and shoulders, I can't carry drops, and I can't help anything when I fight. ”

"Xiaoxiao weighs a thousand pounds, if our car wants to be as stable as Mount Tai, you have to balance," I didn't say a word casually, and then called names: "Xiao Zhuanfeng, don't go, staring at the store, Brother Simon and Ruoxi will go with me......" "Count me one and count me one," Tai Er Zhenren interjected on the side: "My fan can be used again." ”

I counted the days with my fingers: "Aren't you supposed to be on duty in the community today?" ”

Tai Er said with a bitter face: "Don't mention it, then I'm here to ask about things anywhere, it's just nothing to talk to, it's just a day that my tongue has been shortened by half, and I have to rest today." ”

I didn't care and said, "Just think it's okay." On the side, Wu Da continued to raise his hand, and I said sincerely: "Brother Wu is full, the car can only seat five people, if you want to get on us, you have to get down at least two, why don't you stay at home and guard." ”

Wu Da put his hand down: "Then I'll accompany Xiao Diamond." ”

I nodded, "Remember to cut the skewers." ”

Lori Xi gestured her fingers for a long time on the side, and said coldly: "No, there are too many people, right?" ”

I'm counting it, why did I forget Ren Xiaoyan just now, I really can't stuff it in the car, Kong Lao Er appeared in front of me in an instant, and said happily: "Or, I'll stay at home and cheer for you?" ”

I thought about it for a long time, and said sadly: "No, you have to go......" Before he finished speaking, Ren Xiaoyan's voice came from the aftershocks of the stairs: "Go if you have nothing to do, the car has seven seats." ”

Now it's our turn to be happy, Kong Lao Er's face is full of fat and folds, and he squats in the corner of the wall to draw circles......

didn't wait long, Fat Pig Huang drove a business car with a big ass and big head, and made four laps on the top, looking at a sign opened by Hema in the underground, Ren Xiaoyan took us out of the house, took the car keys and stuffed himself into the driver's seat, "Let's go." ”

We rushed in, Ruoxi Ximen Taier back seat, my co-pilot, four circles at the door of the nursing home turned around and began to drive outward, just arrived at the entrance of the alley The figure flashed, Xiaoqing suddenly appeared in front of the car, "Brother He, wait, I'll ask the master something?" ”

Tai Er sighed and rolled down the window very reluctantly: "Say, simple, we have something to do here." ”

Xiaoqing handed in a red ticket through the window, and flattered: "Master Tai, I've been playing mahjong a lot of bad luck these days, and I've always lost money, can you give me a trick to turn bad luck?" ”

Tai Er's brows suddenly tightened, and he began to pinch according to the usual routine with a difficult face: "This thing is not easy to do......

Xiaoqing immediately handed over another one.

Tai Er said very solemnly: "This matter is not in the ears of the second ear, I will only say it once, you listen well: go back and buy seven bags of plums, eat from morning to night, and also hold it when playing cards, so that your bad luck will naturally be solved"

Xiaoqing went with great gratitude, everyone didn't understand what was going on, and in the end, Kong Lao Er couldn't help but speak: "What's going on with Huamei?" Can it really solve bad luck? ”

Taiji smiled and said, "Who knows? Anyway, Mei is equal to 'moldy', and it sounds exciting. ”

We all salivated in unison: "Cut~"

We bought a few boxes of buns and carried them all the way to the destination, and after more than two hours, we successfully appeared outside the scorpion breeding base - a large circle with a high wall surrounding a small farm yard and several greenhouses, but there was silence, and no one came out to take care of it for a long time.

After a few more presses, the back wall of the high wall came out and shouted at us: "Don't press it, don't press it!" What are you doing? ”

I hurriedly trotted up and handed over a cigarette, and said with a smile: "Let's buy scorpions, are you from here?" ”

After taking the cigarette, the thin and tall man's face suddenly improved, and he said with a pleasant face: "You have to wait to buy scorpions, our boss is busy in the forest behind him," turned around and wanted to leave, but immediately turned around and said: "Hey, by the way, don't press the horn, we'll grab it immediately." ”

"Catch what?" I said something casually, but the tall and thin man was so busy with himself that he didn't have time to pay attention to me, so he waved his hand while desperately instigating, and the wolf disappeared at the base of the wall like a pig......

"Hey, don't tell me yet!" I muttered and walked back to the edge of the four circles, "Did you hear that?" Otherwise, let's wait a minute! ”

……

The thin and tall man really didn't lie to me, and it didn't take long for the tsunami-like cheers of the mountains and forests in the back mountains to come, and then people came up from the root of the wall one after another.

The tall and thin man followed by a very rich middle-aged man at the end of the line, but what I noticed was the end of the line, the two of them carried a flat pole, I thought they were carrying a big mountain goods, who knew that it was only a small black ball in the middle, and I didn't know what it was wrapped in black hair, anyway, it was not much bigger than a cat from the point of view.

Is this it?