What exactly is that? Is it a human or a ghost...

The frightened contestant, clinging to a rock, lost all the weapons in his hand when he fled for his life, and in the face of such a strange ability, he wisely chose to surrender: "This time I admit it!" If you want to fight, you want to kill, whatever you want... Can you please keep this old woman away from me. ”

Li Kai ignored him, his eyes fell on the pile of fallen leaves, and said, "What about the other big brother?" How do you think about it? ”

It's strange, why didn't you react... He had to admire this person, he was really able to be calm! Terrible!

So he ordered: "Toshio stop playing, pull him out..."

A duck-like child's voice came: "Hehehehe, I know La, big brother, don't get up from sleep." ”

There was a tremor on the pile of fallen leaves, a person wiped his eyes, woke up leisurely, and said in a daze: "Why did I sleep, it seems that I still have a nightmare... Ahhh Don't come here! Help, Brother Lei has a ghost! ”

Like a frightened rabbit, this person crawled to the side, and his crotch was wet...

Oh yes! It turned out that I was stunned by Junxiong, and I thought you were so calm...

Su Huan covered his mouth and smiled on the side, and whispered, "This is your method?" Why don't you let me beat them down. ”

Li Kai was extremely depressed, and couldn't help complaining: "What is there to be afraid of, one is a kind and kind old woman, and a cute bear child, I really don't understand you." ”

And the two frightened contestants, at this time hugged each other tightly, trembling, if they heard Li Kai's shoes, they would definitely complain loudly: There is kindness! It's lovely there! Do you watch less movies that bully us? That's the dragon woman of "July 14", and the other is the handsome hero of "The Grudge"...

If it goes on like this, I can't communicate, tsk... Coward!

Li Kai beckoned, Long Po and Junxiong understood, smiled at the two of them, and then floated back behind the master to hide their figures, never to be seen again.

He walked over to the two of them and whispered, "Don't be afraid, I've put away the ghost servant, I have no ill will." ”

The two of them opened their eyes with a wince, making sure that the two things were really gone, and one of them asked vigilantly, "You... Who are you! Stay back! Are you guys over there? ”

"Okay, okay, I'm not going over."

Li Kai stopped and said, "Let me introduce, my name is Li Kai, and she is my companion named Su Huan." We are unorganized, we act alone. Two big brothers, what do you call them? ”

Brother Lei knew his intention as soon as he heard it, and his heart calmed down, and asked, "Lone traveler?" I see... You're looking for a team to join, right? ”

The young man is not bad, Li Kai looked at him with admiration, and said with a smile: "Yes, you should have seen my ability." And she's... Sister Su showed her hand. ”

Su Huan, who was not speaking on the side, was stunned for a moment, and then showed a pleasant smile, Is it finally time for me to play? What is the best thing to use? Why don't you just use this...

She walked a little farther away, her mouth was full of words, her expression was serious, and her hands quickly sealed...

Rumble! As if delusional, several other figures saw a burst of light from her body, and the light dissipated, and her expression was very different from just now... Looks... Forehead? Li Kai was puzzled, why did it look so salty and wet, so obscene?

Su Huan's expression at this time was like Uncle Salty seeing his cute little sister, she licked her lips, sniffed her nose, pointed at them, and shouted: "Sigh! YOUNG MAN!...... The smell is strong and powerful, strong and powerful~~"

As soon as he saw this action, this expression, and this familiar line, Li Kai yelled badly, turned his head and shouted: "Wow!! Salty and lustful eyes, lewd smiles, beggars hateful and annoying actions... it! Come on! ”

The other two were puzzled, but they resolutely followed, and asked as they ran, "What's the matter?" Aren't you companions? ”

Li Kai explained anxiously: "Run, don't stop~ It's too late to run... Sister Su's séance, please invite the fourth base! Chrysanthemum didn't want to be blown up, so she ran away. ”

And Su Huan, who was behind them, didn't catch up immediately, looked at them with a cat-and-mouse expression, and said with a smile: "My seet honey!" Don't go~~"

The three fled into the forest, hiding behind a large rock, panting.

Brother Lei hurriedly asked, "Brother Li Kai, what's the situation?" What the hell is the fourth base! ”

His partner pulled and said, "Brother Lei, I know... That's the four perverted faggots in Hong Kong comics, normal men are caught by them, and the end is worse than death..."

The fourth base is a character in the Hong Kong comic "Sea Tiger 2", Bai Cinan was deprived of his ability by his biological father, captured by the enemy's mad cow, and then entered an ultimate humiliating trial, that is, to face these four perverted faggots.

They invented the ultimate insult, which simply cut off the indescribable object of the man and stuffed it into his mouth... It's okay to think about it!

After listening to his partner's explanation, Brother Lei smiled disapprovingly: "I understand the reason, but I've never heard of séance that can invite comic characters to come on the body, and it's also a group of, what kind of ghosts and gods!" What's more, she's a woman... I don't think I'll lose even if I get caught by her, hehe, I have a bold idea. ”

I've seen a stupid guy, I've never seen such a stupid one, Li Kai snorted angrily: "Innocent! Sister Su's séance is different, as long as she can imagine the role, she can be invited down! And her body will be assimilated ... That is, she is now..."

Brother Lei grinned and joked: "Big JJ cute girl? Doesn't seem to be bad..."

Li Kai quietly stayed away from this pervert and said, "I didn't expect your taste to be really heavy!" The fourth of the base! That means she'll have four JJs now! And... Forget it for yourself. ”

Brother Lei quietly stretched out his head and looked out, then was dumbfounded, retracted back, and shouted, "Mom! Where did the cute girl who said yes go? How did you become a four-headed muscular brother... Help me! I want to get off, refund the ticket, the driver I'm not leaving. ”

Li Kai grabbed him and warned: "Be quiet, die!" If she finds out, I might still be spared, you... Hehe, although it's in the virtual world, but with the means of the base four, I think you will leave some not-so-good memories. ”

When the two of them heard this, their faces were white, the chrysanthemums were cold, and they lowered their voices and said, "Big brother save me!" ”

"I want to think about it... Long Po! Go and scout. ”

"Okay~~" An eerie voice came, sending chills down the backs of the other two.

Brother Lei secretly complained in his heart: If you are not a person all the way, you will not enter a family! Perverted companions are also perverts!

With Long Po watching, it is much safer, Li Kai is not so nervous, he turned his head and asked, "By the way, big brother, what do you call it, I haven't said it yet." ”

"Zhao Lei... Big brother is all up to you now. ”

"Yes, yes, big brother, my name is Yu Dongliang, you can call me Black Pig."

Li Kai patted his chest and comforted them: "Don't worry, although the fourth head of the base is not a powerful character, but the sea tiger is a middle and high martial arts world, and her form can't last long." If I have a message from Long Po, I will definitely be able to avoid her. ”

Yu Dongliang hurriedly asked, "How long will it be soon?" ”

"If you don't fight, twenty or thirty minutes." Li Kai actually can't say it well, because this is a virtual world, and God knows if Su Huan will be strengthened.

The three of them nervously played peek-a-boo with Su Huan in the forest, about ten minutes later.

Su Huan, who was the fourth transformation of the base, found that something was wrong, kept an eye on it, and soon found the figure of Long Po, she smiled coldly: "Ji Ji Ji, it turned out to be Long Po~~ Xiao Kaikai, you are really not good, you actually help others." ”

In the grass not far from Su Huai, Zhao Lei said worriedly: "Long Po has been discovered... You okay? ”

Li Kai looked calm and said smugly: "If you find it, you will find it, what else can she do with her?" We're like a map open now, what an advantage! Will the Wyvern ride face still lose? I don't believe it. ”

"Brother, please don't set up a flag!"

The two of them are really scared at this time, and they must not poison the milk! Otherwise, the rhythm of death is warping! Wait a minute... Obviously I'm here to participate in the martial arts tournament, why did it turn into a chrysanthemum defense battle?

Li Kai laughed and said, "Just kidding, soothe the atmosphere, it's okay..."

At this moment, a few of them heard a salty and wet voice behind them: "honey~~ found you~~"

it! When is it coming!

The three of them were shocked, and they ran away without saying a word, who knew that a muscular man came out of the back of the big tree in front of them.

"Honey, you're in such a hurry, come and let me cool off together."

"Fuck you!" Li Kai braked suddenly, grabbed a handful of mud and sand rotten leaves from the ground, threw them directly over, and took advantage of his distraction to run in another direction with the two of them.

And then they despaired...

Ten steps away, a muscular man with a headscarf and only a pair of briefs smiled lewdly: "Ji Ji, I didn't expect it, little cutie~~ This road is not passable." ”

But when it came to this, Li Kai was really angry, and he shouted angrily: "Fuck your uncle!" Su Huan, you've got enough special code, wake up quickly! Toshio, Sadako, and Tomie go and stop her! ”

Three ghost servants appeared, and they rushed straight to the muscle brother... Then he turned around and shouted, "Don't tremble, you girls! What means to come up with it! ”

This sentence was like a slap in the face, and Brother Lei said angrily: "Fight!" Draft the uncle's! I'd rather die than be your **! Electric Snake! ”

A purple electric snake shot out from his palm and hit his brother Gui, making a crackling sound, but it couldn't directly knock him down!

At this time, the other three surrounded them, and Yu Dongliang saw that he couldn't see it well, and shouted: "Earth wall!" ”

Four solid earthen walls rose in an instant, surrounding them and escaping death, Li Kai breathed a sigh of relief and praised: "Saved!" This wall is good, what a capability! ”

Rumble!

An earthen wall in front of her was ruthlessly shattered by Su Huan's rough fist, and at this time, the four merged into one, restoring the terrible appearance of the four-headed brother, she snorted and said with a lewd smile: "Ouch, honey, you are so considerate, the little room of love, let's spend bliss together." ”

Help me... Mom I want to go home... I don't want to participate in any martial arts tournaments anymore... The people here are all perverts...