Volume 3 Chapter 8 Black and White Impermanence
The two of them are tall and short, one thin and one fat, and both have a high hat on their heads. Pen fun and pavilion www.biquge.info
Bai Wuchang is thin and tall, covered in white powder, holding a white mourning stick, with a very weird smile on his face, only sticking out a blood-red and bright tongue, and four big words on the top hat 'Fortune at first sight'.
Black impermanence is short and fat, with a black face and a fierce appearance, holding a soul hook rope, and there are four big characters on the top hat 'The world is peaceful'.
Not only did I close my mouth in surprise when I suddenly intruded, but even the black and white impermanence and the rabbit looked at me in surprise.
The scene fell into extreme embarrassment, I didn't know what to say at all, the legend is that black and white are impermanent, and the soul is shook, either the person who sees it will die, or the person who is about to die can see it, and I feel that I may have to take a break today.
It was too late to say that it was too late, and then the black and white impermanence came to me after a while, and the white impermanence shook his mourning stick, and the black impermanence tugged at his soul hook, and I was stunned and didn't know what to do.
"Seventh master, eighth master, two angry, two angry, he is the cursed stupid donkey I just told you about!" Seeing that the situation was not good, the rabbit immediately stood between me and black and white impermanence, and confronted them.
When Hei Bai Wuchang heard this, he immediately stood still, looked at me suspiciously, and Bai Wuchang said inarticulately: "No wonder this kid can see the two of us, the feelings are cursed poor people"
After saying that, Bai Wuchang retreated, but Hei Wuchang looked at me with a fierce face, it felt like he was going to beat me, and then said to me fiercely: "That's right, boy, I have something to ask you!" ”
Seeing this, the rabbit hurriedly came out to play the round and said to me: "This is the Black Eighth Master Fan Wusheng, and that is the White Seventh Master Xie Bi'an, hurry up and say hello to the two ghost brothers."
At this time, how dare I say nothing, so I hurriedly compiled, shouted a sentence of seven masters and eight masters, and then asked: "I don't know what the seventh master and eight masters have to ask my brother."
Seriously, although I haven't been in officialdom, I will still pose for a low-profile meeting gift, that is, I didn't have a cigarette in my pocket at the time, or I would definitely hand over two sticks immediately.
"Your curse is also magical, it was the same last time, a few people could see the two of us, making us think they were going to die" Bai Qiye said with a sneer, and his voice sounded uncomfortable.
The Black Eighth Master immediately said angrily: "Hmph, it's not that you just want to die, and no one survived in the end" and then continued to me: "Boy, let me ask you, is the door of the reincarnation of life and death coming out again, and there is that dragon!" ”
As soon as I heard it, I understood what was going on, this black and white impermanence was a ghost, and it was ordered to take away the ghosts to reincarnate, and as a result, the door of life and death appeared, and those ghosts were eaten by the decals, which affected the work of the two of them.
"Yes, the seven masters and the eight masters, they all appeared"
As soon as these words came out, Hei Baye immediately burst into a rage: "Fuck, the two of them are really too deceitful!" I've already done this last time, but I didn't expect it to come again this time, so if you don't give them some color, we're really jealous."
"Okay, Eighth Master, since it doesn't matter, let's naturally be quiet, otherwise we will be tired and tired of trying to figure something."
"Seventh Master, it's not right for you to say that, although I am also happy to be quiet, but this is always a matter of face, our work was robbed by others, how can this be said in the past!"
Get! I understand when I hear this, the two ghosts are also a fool, but Bai Qiye knows how to be flexible, and Hei Baye is more old-fashioned.
Of course, this is a matter of the two of them, and it has nothing to do with me, but I am worried that the two of them will take me away, but I don't know that at this time the rabbit is talking.
"Eighth master, this is your fault, think about it, anyway, someone helps you, what are you doing with that heart, you have nothing to drink with the seventh master, isn't this day also happy"
As soon as he mentioned wine, the black eighth master licked his lips unconsciously, and even Bai Qiye's tongue trembled, it seemed that the two of them were extremely good at wine.
"Oh, you're right, rabbit, it's just that we can't explain it to the top."
I'll go, the emotional rabbit and the two of them are acquaintances! And this black eighth master's position is too unfirm, he still loves face one second, and the next second it completely changes, I feel that if I hand over a pot of wine directly, I can put down everything first.
And I also noticed that when they spoke just now, Bai Qiye mentioned 'Since it doesn't matter', presumably there is something wrong with it.
"That's it, Eighth Master, let's go back and report it truthfully, it is estimated that the result is the same as last time, and it will still be left alone, and this time it has come out, it didn't say to let it go, we don't need to worry about that"
After speaking, Bai Qiye trembled, and his whole body became gloomy, as if he was leaving.
Seeing this, the black eighth master sighed helplessly, and his body became more and more gloomy, I saw that the two of them were leaving, and immediately said: "The eighth master will come back tomorrow, and the old brother will definitely serve it as a good wine!" ”
When the black eighth master heard this, a smile finally appeared on his face, and he hurriedly said hello three times before disappearing.
As soon as the two left, the originally calm rabbit immediately raised his eyebrows and asked me: "Oh, fuck you, what are you running to me in the middle of the night?!" ”
As soon as I saw that the rabbit was going crazy, I immediately took two steps back, for fear that she would reward me with two more big-eared scrapers, and at the same time raised my swollen left hand, helplessly telling her that something had just happened, and the wound was cracked again.
"Don't open the bandage casually, it's too many times, the wound is not good to heal, not to mention, maybe there will be a scar" After speaking, she asked me a few words if it hurt, as if remembering that the injury was because of her.
I shook my head with a smile and asked suspiciously, "You are very familiar with the white seventh master and the black eighth master?" ”
"It's quite familiar, don't look at the two of them, one is fierce, the other is scary, but they are very good"
"People are nice? What do you mean? ”
"You know, I have yin and yang eyes, and I can see ghosts since I was a child.
At that time, there was a lewd male ghost who came to scare me every day, at that time I was still timid, and I didn't know what to do, I could only cry, but I was saved by the seventh master and the eighth master who were on official duty, and I saw that the two of them were also scared.
But the two of them seemed to understand my situation, and when there was no one at home, the two of them would come and guard my door, and after a long time, I also knew that they were not bad people.
Later, in order to thank the two of them, I poured my father's wine for them to drink, and we became more and more acquainted, and then they left, and when they left, they told me to pretend to be fierce, so that the ghosts would be afraid of me, and so I became the temper I have now."
My God, the emotional rabbit's temper was taught by the two of them, such a lovely girl, all ruined by the two of them!