Shi Niang looked at me angrily and asked, "Hurry up and explain honestly, this matter is not sloppy, you hurry up and think about what else is missing." Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info If the female ghost can't leave tonight, she will come to you again in the future. As soon as you pass by her grave during your morning exercise, she will immediately see through my layout! ”

I scratched my head and thought for a long time, and said, "I remember the night she put on her wedding dress, I told her that she would be my bride for the next life......"

"You stupid pig! Who told you to say that it's time for the next life! No wonder I said why she just refused to be reincarnated as a human being, and she was still waiting for the next life! Shi Niang angrily hammered me with her fist a few times.

I asked, "What now?" ”

"Hurry up, follow me to the grave, and find a way to change this vow!" Shi Niang said.

"Change your vows? How to change? Female ghosts are not so easy to fool, even if a living person wants to change their oath casually, they will be punished by God! I said worriedly.

Shi Niang thought about it for a long time and couldn't come up with a countermeasure, so let me think about it quickly.

After racking my brains, I suddenly had an inspiration and said: "Change the vow to let her be my daughter in the next life, they all say that the daughter is the lover of the father's previous life, and the relationship can be renewed as my daughter in the next life!" ”

"Little fool, I'm finally smart, let's go, there's still time!" My mother asked me to bring cinnabar rice grains with me to prevent the female ghost from possessing and occupying my consciousness after seeing me.

When I came to the cemetery, the female ghost saw me. And I can't see the female ghost. The female ghost was very excited and rushed towards me, and the cold air around her pressed again.

Shi Niang only burned a small piece of rhino horn before, and the rhino horn was precious and did not dare to waste it.

The master sprinkled incense ash mixed with cinnabar and sulfur in front of the tomb to calm down the female ghost's breath, and then lit a short piece of rhino horn so that I could talk to the female ghost.

After seeing the female ghost with my own eyes, it was exactly the same as I thought in my mind, so thin and moving, graceful and picturesque.

"Painted sister, my ...... Wife, go and reincarnate, don't be greedy for the world anymore, this world does not belong to you, and you will continue to be lonely if you stay here. I promise that I will accompany you in the next life, and you will be my daughter in the next life, my daughter is my father's lover in the previous life, so that we can continue the frontier in the next life! I said affectionately.

Liu Caihua's ghost was originally very excited, even angry, but after hearing my words, she gradually became calmer, and after a long time, she replied, "Brother Xiaoshan...... My husband, I promise you, go to reincarnation now, be your daughter in the next life, and we will see you in the next life! With that, the spirit disappeared before us.

"Finally sent away!" Shi Niang took a long breath, and then began to get angry again, beating me with a pink fist, and said: "Let you promise the female ghost oath indiscriminately, it would have been good for me to spend some ingredients that have been supplemented, and it won't cost a few dollars, but you are good, you wasted two of my rhino horns, so distressed!" ”

"Ah...... Master, how do I feel that I have been tricked, and you arranged this evil relationship between me and the female ghost? I asked, surprised.

Listening to Shi Niang's tone, I realized.

Only then did the master tell me the reason for the incident, and I was embarrassed, muttering in a low voice: "Why don't you find me a beautiful living person, and find a female ghost?" I'm not afraid to play me to death......"

"Helping female ghosts reincarnate, this is a merit, and besides, you have many love calamities in this life, the same as female ghosts or living people, don't be so picky!" Shi Niang said nonchalantly.

"Then you can't let me go to the ghost ......," I said weakly, suppressing my voice.

Shi Niang frowned, and said sharply: "What's the matter, is it difficult for me to find you a living person?" You're beautiful! ”

The intentions are sinister, it is really the intentions are sinister!

I muttered silently in my heart, and began to wonder my mother's motives for asking me to worship her as a teacher.

I said why she taught me so unrequited, didn't charge tuition, and served me with delicious food and drink every day, even washing my bed sheets and clothes, better than my own mother to me!

I won't do anything like this in the future!

Walking all the way back, Shi Niang became chattering and said: "You little fool, you are so addicted to letting you have a relationship with a ghost once, if you really find a living person, I guess you will be **** a long time ago." Originally, when you had a relationship with a female ghost for the first time, you could use a peach wood bowl to hold chicken blood glutinous rice and put it three days behind the door. At that time, although you had an agreement, she promised to be your wife, but because the affection is not deep, three days in the yang world can be described as three years for the underworld, the time can be regarded as a long time, when the time comes, she can no longer wait for you, although there is regret in the heart, but the wish of this life is finally realized, I will guide her again, send her to the place where she should go, she will go back smoothly and wait for reincarnation, and you and her will not have any fate in the future. But you're good, you can't help it all night, and you actually hide the chicken blood glutinous rice, do you know that the female ghost squeezed you dry in three nights! ”

If it hadn't been for the food that my sister had given me half a month in advance, I would definitely not have lasted three nights. Maybe I'm dead by now!

"How stupid you say you are, little fool, big pig Bajie, big pig head!" Shi Niang's pretty face wrinkled, such abuse seems to be a little girl quarreling with someone, although it is scolding, but it looks very cute. And the slightly coquettish tone is the same as the cute little Lori, which makes people feel pity.

"Also, just promise to marry her, why do you want to promise for the rest of your life. It's okay now, when you give birth to a daughter in the future, it will definitely have nothing to do with Liu Caihua! Shi Niang shook her head, with a look of regret.

I whispered: "It is estimated that when I give birth to a daughter in the future, there must be something on my body that looks exactly like Liu Caihua." ”

"You know, it's not too stupid! Hmph, I'm really by you! "Shiniang's angry appearance is also very good-looking, but this slightly coquettish appearance always makes me feel that she is so interesting to me.

"I also wasted two rhino horns, worth tens of thousands, but I feel sorry for me! Ay...... Hey......" Shi Niang began to sigh for a long time.

I patted my mother's back and said, "Don't be sad, I will repay you when I make money in the future!" ”

"Okay, I've been waiting for your words for a long time!"

After returning home, Shi Niang boiled grapefruit water, first went to take a bath, and then I also washed, and when I woke up the next day, the ghost handprints on my body disappeared.

Shi Niang made a few more meals of tonic food, and recuperated in peace for several days.

In the past few days, I have been recuperating at my mother's house, and I haven't gone to the fortune telling shop, and the four girls' meals are also being delivered by my mother. Finally, I resumed today, and I hurried back to the store to wait for business.

Ding Shengxian swaggered in, and said to me with a disdainful attitude: "Master Tian, your fortune-telling shop fishes for three days and dries nets for two days, are you not going to do it, and are you going to change careers?" ”

"Go, the dog can't spit out ivory from his mouth, I'm in trouble these days."

"What's the matter? Is it implementing a plan to create a man? Ding Shengxian came over, sniffed it, and said with a surprised look: "The smell of the grave on your body has disappeared, but I feel that your recent complexion is not as good as before, are you unable to stand it after a few days of spring dreams, so you thought of finding a way to crack it, and finally succeeded in cracking it!" ”

I couldn't close my mouth in surprise, Ding Shengxian is really a master, just by smell, he can guess what happened to me.

I didn't answer directly, and it would be strange if he didn't make fun of him if he knew I had a relationship with a ghost.

However, this guy didn't intend to let me go, and after looking at me with a wicked smile for a long time, he suddenly asked, "How does the ghost taste?" Is it comfortable? ”

"Get out! Go aside! "I gave him a blank look, I didn't dare to look at him again, this guy looked at me at the moment with exactly the same eyes as Shi Niang, they were all so sharp, and they pierced people's hearts at a glance.

My heart was so weak that I didn't dare to look at it directly.

Ding Shengxian and I have been in contact for a long time, and it can be said that we know each other very well, even if we move our butts, we all know what the other party wants to shit. Seeing my expression, he suddenly became energetic and kept chasing and asking.

I was annoyed by this guy all afternoon, and finally got into the evening, so I hurriedly closed the store door and went back to my mother's house.

Although I was set up by my mother, I was still reluctant to leave my mother's house, not only for my mother's many dedications, but also for the sake of contacting my sister Li Ran'er who was close to the water!

My sister told me in WeChat that she would be back in a few days, and asked me to go to the station with my sister to pick her up.

These days, I have been learning to make non-spicy hot pot, and I tried my best to please my sister, but unfortunately this non-spicy hot pot is never as delicious as spicy hot pot.

My sister also taught me to make a non-spicy hot pot, saying that my sister's favorite is this taste, but I always feel that the taste is much worse after tasting it.

On this day, my sister is finally back! Shi Niang got up early in the morning to Zhang Luo hot pot, I was in charge of the seasoning, and after the vegetables and meat were ready, we went to the station together.

The village is far away from the station, and when I said find a taxi, the master shook her head and said, "Walking, or running, this is also practice!" And so we trotted all the way to the station half an hour later.

As soon as the junior sister Li Ran'er got out of the car, she saw her from afar, waved her hand and shouted: "Mom, I'm here, and that's my brother next to me!" It's a stinky brother! ”

My sister beckoned to me happily, I hurriedly returned the salute, and when I got closer, I finally saw my sister in real life, much more youthful and beautiful than in the photo!

The graceful and slender figure is concave and convex, with long black and bright hair, slender eyebrows, double eyelids, eye waves flowing in a cute state, a double ponytail, and a cheerful personality, just like a half-old child.

After a visual inspection, the height of about 1.67 to 1.69 meters is a little taller, which is suitable for me. Wearing a pair of sneakers, a plain white T-shirt, and cropped slacks, it was very sunny.

In the face of such a beautiful and lovely beauty, it was the first time that I did not appear embarrassed and shy. I don't know if it's because the WeChat video has been chatting for a long time, and the two are already familiar with each other, so this will happen.

"Brother Stinky, help me carry my luggage!" My sister stuffed her suitcase into my hand and didn't ask me if I agreed.

But it's impossible for me not to agree, otherwise I won't look gentlemanly and leave the impression of being stingy on the girl, and then I won't have a chance to develop in the future.

"Ran'er, have you been lazy in school, have you persevered in your morning and evening exercises?" Shi Niang asked.

The junior sister stuck out her tongue and said with a playful and cute look: "Mom, you didn't ask me if I was doing well when I just came back, why did you ask if I was lazy." ”

"If you have a bad life, it will be written on your face, what else do I ask. Hurry up and explain honestly, don't learn from your senior brother, lie and swallow your words! ”

I'm really lying down! Even though I didn't say anything, the conversation could have been ripped off at me.

The junior sister said reluctantly: "I'm not lazy, I don't believe you test me!" ”

"Okay, run home, ten minutes! If you can't finish it, you won't be allowed to eat lunch! After finishing speaking, the senior sister immediately spread her legs and ran, and the junior sister followed closely.

I ran hard with my sister's suitcase, because the female ghost had inhaled yang energy, although my body recovered, it was not as strong as before the incident, and I was left behind in just two minutes.

The junior sister glanced behind and said mischievously: "Stinky brother is really useless, come and chase me, catch up with me and I'll buy you candy to eat!" ”

Nima! Teasing me like a child!

A sense of preserving the dignity of a man rose, and I used all my strength to speed up and chase after him.

Seeing that she was about to catch up with me, my sister quickened her pace, and in the blink of an eye she left me behind, she made a grimace at me, and ran forward again with a smile.

It's so sad! My physical fitness is not as good as that of a half-sized hairy girl! This junior sister is only 18 years old, and her 18th birthday has not yet arrived, to be precise, she is still 17 years old.

I'm a 28-year-old guy with strong blood and strength who can't outrun a little girl, and it's a shame to say it.

There's no way, who told me that I can't hold it, the yang energy that was originally sucked away for a night, plus the big tonic food of the master's mother, basically will not affect my body.

It's all my fault, I can't hold back the temptation, and I hurt myself.

Panting and running home, standing at the door panting, my sister came over and was naughty again, pinching my nose, my tongue stretched out unconsciously, she stretched out her fingers and scratched my tongue, and said with a smile: "Big stupid dog!" ”

Nima! Don't run, this stinky sister is so naughty, she dares to tease me twice in one day.

I ran after my sister to the living room, and threw herself forward and pressed her against the sofa, and now we were close to each other, and we almost kissed.

My sister's body was very flexible, and after a little struggle, she broke free, ran to the side and continued to joke with a smile.

"It's time to eat, the soup prepared by your senior brother, you can taste it!" The master brought the dish up. She didn't stop us at all from fighting.

The younger sister couldn't wait to taste it and said, "It tastes very similar to what my mother makes, it's good, it's delicious!" ”

"Is it delicious? Why don't I think so? I asked.