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The night wind blew, and my heart was bitterly cold. I looked at Hongyi in my arms, and finally couldn't help it, and asked softly, "Hongyi, who hurt you?" Is it another Luoke bastard? ”

She shook her head and smiled sweetly, "Tong, let's not talk about this at this time, okay?" ”

"I ......," I nodded, "and I'll tell you a story, right?" ”

She laughed, "Won't it be anything...... Once upon a time there was a mountain, and there was a temple on the mountain, and there was an old monk and a young monk in the temple, right? ”

"I don't want it!" She said, "Tong, tell me a joke!" ”

"Jokes?" I looked at her smiling forcefully, and my heart was breaking little by little.

To be honest, I don't have a lot of humor cells. I can't tell any jokes. I know one or two, and I heard it.

After thinking about it, I said, "It's not interesting for me to talk alone." Hongyi, why don't you be busy. We all type our jokes into the labels on our phones. Don't look at it! And then we read them one by one, okay? One person enters one and then gives it to the other. ”

"It's fun!" She smiled, "You and I lose first, don't peek." ”

Good!

I took out my phone and handed it to her, and she looked back at me, the soft light in her eyes breaking my heart again.

She smiled, clicked on her phone, and said with a smile: "You are not allowed to look at it!" ”

I turned my head, and within thirty seconds, she said, "I've got it!" Don't look at it. "She looked at me angrily, as if she would bite me if I didn't obey.

I created a new sticky note and typed my joke into it.

Hand the phone to Hongyi again. She was still so fast, she didn't use it for thirty seconds.

I was a little curious and asked, "Hongyi, what are you writing?" How can it be so fast? ”

"I won't tell you!" She winked mischievously and smiled, "You'll find out later!" ”

I could only hold back the curiosity in my heart and continue to write my own jokes.

After half an hour, we were all done.

I pulled out the first sticky note, which I wrote.

I said solemnly: "There is a person who asks another person: What is one plus one?" ”

"I don't understand this person and that person! Name it yourself! Hongyi looked at me and said angrily.

Belch? All right. This is not ...... I'm really not fit to tell jokes,

After two dry coughs, I continued: "There are two people now, A and B. A took a pistol, pointed at B, and asked, "What is one plus one?" If you get it wrong! I'll shoot you!

B trembled and said, "Equal to two."

As a result, A decisively shot B and killed him! Hongyi, why do you say that? ”

Hongyi thought about it, then shook her head and said, "I really don't know this." B's answer is correct. ”

I shook my head and said firmly, "He's wrong!" ”

"Nothing?" Hongyi looked at me puzzled and continued to ask, "He didn't say anything wrong, huh?" ”

"Wrong!" I insist.

"That's right!" She didn't give up either, saying, "Why is he wrong!" ”

I laughed and said, "I'm not done yet!" Before he died, B didn't understand what was wrong with him, so he asked, "Why did you kill me?" ”

A blew out the green smoke coming out of the muzzle of the gun and sneered, "Because you know too much!" ””

"Poof!" Hongyi laughed and said, "I understand what he did wrong!" His answer was not wrong, he was wrong not to say it. ”

In one article, Hongyi wrote it, and I've always wondered what she wrote.

As soon as I opened the tab, I froze.

Hongyi looked at me slyly, and a flash of smugness flashed in her eyes.

My face immediately darkened.

On the label, only one sentence was written: Yu Tong, you are so ugly!

In this world, where is there a newlywed wife who dislikes her husband's ugliness?

Cough twice and ignore the note.

She's so badly injured now, I can't mess with her.

Her eyes flashed with a hint of gloom, and she seemed to sigh as well.

I opened the next note, took a look at it, closed my phone and said, "When I was a child, one day I saw my mother bring two little rabbits home. The rabbit has very white fur, long ears, and red eyes. I'm so cute. But what I was most interested in was its long ears, so I asked my mother: Mom, Mom, why do rabbits have such long ears? ”

The mother twisted the rabbit's ears with her hands and said, "Such long ears are convenient for people to twist." ”

At that time, I was still young, and my mother's words were deeply remembered by me. Then one day, I saw a very large donkey, which also had a pair of very long ears.

As a result, I almost got kicked to death that day! ”

"This second thing really looks like you did it!" Hongyi laughed happily again, and said, "It's just that I said it again." Is this true or false? ”

I said solemnly: "Nature is true!" You see, I have a donkey kick here! ”

I rolled up my sleeve, revealing a quiet scar on my arm, and said, "Look, it's here!" ”

Hehe! No matter how "two" I am, I will not do such a mentally retarded thing. This joke is something I saw from the Internet.

The next one was written by Hongyi again.

I was about to open it, but she suddenly pressed my hand and said softly, "Tong, let's not be in such a hurry, okay?" Every ten minutes, let's open another one, shall we? ”

I was stunned for a long time before I nodded.

Her intentions, I understand.

She sighed faintly, pointed to a barely visible star in the sky, and muttered, "Tong, my home is there." Far away, far away. I'm so scared of the way back! You see, it's inside Aries. According to your planetary calendar, I also happen to be in Aries. Coincidental or not, you say? ”

"Qiao!" I looked at the place and said, "It's so far away......

Hongyi asked again, "Tong, where is your home?" ”

I lost my mind for more than ten seconds, then I shook my head and said, "I don't know? ”

"Don't know?" In her tone, there was a deep pity, and she said, "You...... Don't have a home? ”

"I don't know!" Again, I said, "I...... Amnesia! I can't remember anything about the team! ”

"Amnesia...... What about amnesia? Ahem......" Hongyi suddenly grabbed me excitedly and asked, "Are you really amnesia?" Ahem...... Ahem......"

She began to cough violently, and in the blink of an eye, the white wedding dress on her chest was dyed red again!

"Hongyi! Don't get excited, don't get excited...... Something to say! Hongyi ......"

"No!" She suddenly grabbed my hand tightly and said bitterly, "Tong, there are some things, if I talk about it again, I'm afraid that I will never have a chance...... cough cough cough ......"

"Nope! Don't talk about it! Hongyi, I don't want to know, I don't seem to know at all, I just want you to rest well. ”

She shook her head bitterly and said, "It turns out that after such a big circle, it will be you in the end." Zhuo ......"

"Buzz!" My mind went blank again at this moment, and a clear voice came into my head:

……

"Yun Zhuo, I hate you! I will never forgive you again! I won't see you again! ”

……

"Zhuo! No matter where you go, I'm going to find you......"

The last sentence, like a sharp sword, pierced my heart in an instant.

"Yaya......" my voice began to tremble, and I shouted irrepressibly, "Yaya...... It turned out to be you......"

She gasped and dragged me hard, blood gushing out of her mouth and nose again.

"Yaya......" I panicked and covered her mouth tightly.

"Nope! Zhuo, don't bother! She smiled wryly, "I've been infected by a red-headed bee, and I can't stop this bleeding." Zhuo, you give me your phone. ”

I didn't know what she was going to do, so I had to hand her the phone.

She shuddered as she typed on it, blood gradually soaking the screen.

She looked at me and smiled, "Zhuo, do you remember the scene when we first met?" ”

I shook my head and said, "I don't care!" Hongyi! Stop talking! I beg you! Hongyi! ”

"No!" She grabbed me and said, "Zhuo, don't bother! The doctor could help me stop the bleeding, but he couldn't help me get rid of the redhead larvae in my body. I...... I'm going to die...... I'm sorry, Zhuo, I ...... I've hated you for so many years! ”

She held my face, and the corners of her mouth were full of smiles, like she would never get enough of it!

But the piercing blood at the corner of her mouth, and the glittering soft light in her eyes, broke my liver and intestines again.

"Ding!" That's when my phone rang.

Hongyi smiled: "Ten minutes have come!" ”

I picked up my phone tremblingly, and there was only one sentence in the sticky notes inside: "Yu Tong." You're ugly, ugly! You're the ugliest ugly man I've ever seen! ”

The corners of my mouth twitched irrepressibly, and I didn't know if I was laughing or crying.

I was about to roll it over, but she grabbed my hand again and smiled softly, "It's not ten minutes yet......"

With that, he smiled lightly and snuggled up in my arms.

"Zhuo," she whispered, "I've met a big bad guy before. He always bullied me, and he would never stop until he made me cry. But even so, I still can't afford to be angry with him. You know, once, he took me, along with a few other teenagers who were very nice to me, to a very scary and terrifying tomb together! ”

I didn't know what to do, I just held back the tears in my eyes and gently held her in my arms!

"And then, what happened?" I was dealing with her in my mouth, but in my heart I was wondering how to save her.

I can't let her die! Whether I'm Yu Tong or Yun Zhuo, I can't lose her!

She said, "Enter the ancient tomb!" I'm so happy! These places are so new! I just looked around, and I didn't even think that danger was coming. At that time, I never thought about this problem. Because I'm a princess, they rightly want to protect me.

But then, the bastard somehow disappeared. At that time, I was already panicking, but thinking that there were still a few people around me, I didn't take this matter to heart anymore. Later, we were besieged by a group of living dead. Got bogged down. At that time, I was really scared. I was expecting a few other people to protect me. But at that time, I never imagined that those people seemed to not see me at all. They intrigue and calculate each other. All intended

Use each other's lives to keep yourself alive

Get out. And I was naturally calculated by them. At that time, I suddenly understood. In this world, it's not because I'm a princess that everyone has to protect me. The reason why they are afraid of me is why they want to protect me! It's not me at all, it's who I am. No! Indeed, it's because of the power in my hands! When I was left alone, all of these rights were useless. Naturally, they wouldn't be afraid of me. At that time, no matter how much I coerced and seduced, they chose on the edge of life and death, completely ignoring that I was a princess! I cried! I didn't expect that a princess in my house would have such an embarrassing day. It was the first time I cried for as long as I can remember! In the past, I was always under the protection of my father, and I wanted the wind and the rain, and no one dared to disobey me! Over time, I took it all for granted. ”

When she said this, she smiled faintly: "But later, I learned that nasty ghost has always been by my side!" Those people were also arranged by him. He just saw that I was not pleasing to the eye and deliberately corrected me. Those living dead, I am afraid to die, but to him, it is nothing at all. He can pinch one to death by himself. ”

"......Hum," I said as she said this, my head tingled again, and something vague came to my mind.

But I just can't remember what those things are. I was like a small boat, struggling desperately in the waves, but the boat was eventually overturned by the huge waves.

Yaya said this, and closed her eyes again peacefully.

She continued: "There was a time when we had the happiest memory. I went with him to the Kunlun Mountains, where I found a place where I could only isolate myself from the world. We set up our own nest there. He's planted in that place all the moons that both me and he loved. He cultivated the land, and I raised silkworms and weaved cloth. We learned from the outside and began the life of male ploughing and female weaving. I plan to live in that place, in seclusion. However, this dream was shattered after all. Gradually, he became sullen. He can't let go of his faith, and he can't let go of the hundreds of millions of people in dire straits. He wants that chaotic world to become a stable, fair, democratic society. I perceived, but I didn't say anything, because the greatest obstacle to his dream was the imperial power that my father represented. I'm her biggest obstacle! During that time, I kept thinking, between my father and my lover, who should I choose? There is only one ...... the father Forever, and the only one. I can't live up to his nurturing grace. Although there are countless choices for my lover, I really like him. Neither my father nor him, I am willing to give up. At that time, I often slept on that tree, wondering how to reconcile this contradiction......"

My head stabbed again, and it hurt so much that I wanted to go crazy

！ These scenes that Hongyi said clearly appeared in my mind.

can look at Hongyi, who frowned slightly in his arms...... The pain had condensed into a fold on her brow, and I could only endure it, desperately endure it, and I could disturb her.

"Tong," she opened her eyes slightly, "it's ten minutes again!" ”

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