Chapter XXXVIII: Insults and Counter-Insults
Early the next morning, we were still in the middle of the gamble, and suddenly Guo Jing sent someone to report that the Mongolian army had begun to act, and all the heroes immediately rushed to the city, only to see that the enemy army outside came out of the camp with a team of 10,000 people, dragging a cart of things to two or three miles outside the city, crackling and busy.
At this time, breakfast was also delivered, so we had a steamed bun in our left hand and a pickle in our right hand, while gnawing and pointing downward, and after a while, we saw that a high platform with a radius of dozens of zhang was built outside the city, and a scaffolding was erected next to it, and there were tables, chairs, vegetables and fruits at the end of the top, making a big stand.
Then, a group of carriages came from behind, and countless gorgeously dressed men and women got off the carriage and sat down on the stage, with the servants waiting by the side.
Seeing this, I finally understood what they were going to do, so I didn't get angry at that time, and pointed at the group of grandsons and scolded: "These grandsons are too shameless, Ya Ting is here to watch the monkey show, you see, Ya Ting still charges tickets!" ”
The heroes already had this kind of speculation, and when they heard what I said, they all suddenly scolded angrily, and they all said to Guo Jing: "Guo Daxia, we can't be pitted by the Mongolian army like this......"
"Yes, the deception is too great, how can we be insulted by this......"
"What about Bao Zilei, who sent Bao Zilei up to blow up those bastards......"
Guo Jing's face also darkened, it is estimated that it is the first time he has encountered this kind of thing after being a hero for so many years, but Huang Rong is collecting some objects for martial arts competitions and is not around, so he can only come and ask me: "Mr. He, what do you think about this?" ”
"Uh, do you ask me?" I confessed, "I can only stand on the wall and watch, where can I see it below?" ”
Guo Jing hurriedly explained: "It's not asking where you stand to watch, it's this matter, what do you think about the fact that the Mongolians set up the stand!" ”
"Oh, this, this must not be bearable!" I reacted when I was reminded by him, and immediately said indignantly: "No matter what the victory or defeat, we should always pay the appearance fee, right?" What does it mean that Sun Tzu gave all the appearance fees to the little devils in Dongying, why are we Chinese cheaper than the little devils, and they are not small fresh meat! ”
"Uh, what if you give money?" Guo Jing was stunned and said, "Do you just call them?" ”
I think Guo Jing's brain is really not good, so he can only swallow the steamed bun in his hand in two bites, put his hand on his shoulder and wipe it by the way, "The current situation is definitely going to be competitive, and it is inevitable to observe and learn from others, although these buddies shouted and were insulted, but you have to clear the fog and see the essence, what they are not satisfied with is for people to see, but they have no share of the money, this is the most annoying!" ”
Guo Jing was stunned: "No, these are all martial arts heroes!" ”
"Martial arts heroes also have to dress and eat, if the weapon is broken, you have to repair it, if you are injured, you have to take medicine, and it costs money to ride a car and a horse, right?" I analyzed bitterly: "Also, let me tell you, in this world, it costs hundreds of thousands to play football and enter a national team, and being a hero can't be less than this, right?" ”
Of course, there is another reason I didn't say: the surname Cui won Dafa last night, almost all the participants lost to the bottom, and some even used weapons At this time, if they don't work hard to get some money, they should ask for food when they go back!
After speaking, Guo Jing's brain didn't seem to have turned a corner, so I could only simply help him send the Buddha to the west, and raised a hand in the face of the group of heroes who were still whining and expressing anger, and said loudly: "Everyone be quiet, listen to me......"
The group of heroes shouted for a long time, and they couldn't stuff it in their mouths for a long time, and they hurriedly pulled out to drink porridge when they heard someone talking, so in a snorting voice, I continued: "Everyone, we have all seen that the Mongolian army is not kind, and Guo Daxia and I also know everyone's opinions, so we decided" I raised the octave volume, almost hoarsely said: "I must send someone out of the city to negotiate, tell them, we will also score half of the ticket money!" ”
In a moment, thunderous cheers and applause sounded over the city......
We quickly sent someone out to negotiate with Zhao Min and Wang Baobao, but the result was very frustrating, Zhao Min's original words were like this: "You guys are shameless!" Why do we want to share half of the customers we recruit from the shed built by the Mongolians, and you want to make money and work hard by yourself! Well, there are still three empty sides of the platform, you also go to build a shed to sell tickets and collect money, we promise not to be red-eyed, but if you want us to stay where it is cool! ”
At this time, all the heroes blew up the nest, and they all carried knives and swords and prepared to go down to find the Mongols desperately, at that moment I was almost impulsive, if it weren't for the Mongolian army outside and came out of a 10,000-person team standing behind the platform, maybe I really let them try it, but after seeing the army, I changed my mind, jumped on the city wall and said to everyone: "Don't worry, everyone, I have a way!" ”
When the heroes heard this, they all stood up and turned back, and said to me one after another: "What else do you have to say, Mr. He, you don't want to say good things for them anymore, or just let us go out and her mother, so that we can clear the insult of the Mongolian county lord to us!" ”
"Don't mind, buddy, I really have a way!" I hurriedly shouted someone from the crowd, it was the gambling god who killed the Quartet last night, the iron abacus Cui Baiquan, "Everyone, I'm going to let Lao Cui take people to sit in the village, let these Mongolian grandsons bet and let's gamble Don't forget, those in the stands are all princes and nobles, and there are Mongolian 10,000 people behind them, where can I stop this bet, isn't this higher than the ticket income?" ”
Qun Ambition's heart was full of excitement and understood:, yes, this is the real way to make a fortune, who can sit in the village and gamble money, who can still look at that little ticket......"
Seeing that everyone's eyes were becoming more and more eager, I took the hot railway: "Here I must announce two things: first, everyone will share the money earned by sitting in the bank, Guo Daxia and I promise not to have more than one point, you can rest assured ......"
The group of heroes cheered: "Oh, why are you talking about this, can we not believe in the character of you and Guo Daxia, or we will help keep the accounts, we can't be idle!" ”
“…… You can send someone to keep the bookkeeping, but there are other more important things you have to do! I stood up straight and pointed to the Mongolian army camp in the distance: "See, there are more than 200,000 soldiers and horses in there, you must find a way to let them also participate, we don't dislike the money of these grandsons, no matter how small the flies are, they are meat, not to mention more than 200,000 yuan!" ”
Everyone immediately raised their spirits and passionately set up a move: "Let's go to the barracks and open a stall......"
"We fly pigeons and pass on the book, and report the battle situation from time to time......"
"The legend of the flying pigeon is a fart! We must make them feel like they are there, so that they can take out all the money in their pockets......"
"Then let's go and put out the loan sharks......
Seeing that the more the group of heroes talked, the more energetic they became, I hurriedly called out to everyone: "Let's not talk about the specific details, anyway, they are all old rivers and lakes, and it is estimated that everyone ......is very familiar with this matter" I pointed to the master who suggested Qianli Chuan just now and asked, "What is the name of the buddy?" Either you're in charge of this! ”
"Under Qiu Qianzhang!"
"Hey, you're a good fit!" I lowered my voice and admonished, "Remember, you must not give money directly in this matter, let them exchange chips for chips, and the chips can be exchanged for silver, you know?" ”
"Why?" The heroes were puzzled: "Isn't it better to trade directly?" ”
"Why don't you understand?" I stomped my feet and said: "Although the chips can be exchanged for money, but we have to be in the people to change it, if we lose more in the competition, won't we be able to change it, only in this way, the mentality of the more than 200,000 Mongolian soldiers will change, and they will be towards us, maybe they can also report to us behind their backs!" ”
I advised: "If there is any news, remember to send it to me, and if someone is behind the scenes against those Dongying grandsons, you can be encouraged, the principle must be set: once it is verified, we will guarantee a heavy reward!" ”
Guo Jing hurriedly added: "You have to give cash, you must not add 500 yuan to the pennant!" ”
Everyone was stunned, and they all praised: "High! Sure enough, he deserves to be the deputy leader of the alliance, it's really too high! ”
At this time, Cui Baiquan squeezed over, frowned, and said, "Mr. He, it's no problem for you to let me open a gambling stall, but what if the Mongolians are timid and don't dare to come down to bet?" ”
"It's easy, let's send it to the door, right?" I kind of hated that iron can't be made of steel: "If they don't come down, don't we know how to go up?" ”
"Well, what if they don't let me?"
"Dare!" I glared and said, "Didn't you hear about it just now, Zhao Min himself said let's go." ”
A group of people were dumbfounded again: "Why did she say it?" ”
"Zhao Min said let us stay where it is cool, you tell her directly, they are cool in the stands, so let's listen to her and come up and stay!"
…… After some discussion on the city wall, the heroes quickly assigned their own work, except for some people who had the possibility of competition, everyone else devoted themselves to the great work of this contest and gambling game, while Guo Jing and I went down to the city with the required blades and headed towards the competition platform.
A battle of life and death is about to begin!
Zhao Min and Wang Baobao came down from the stands with their subordinates, and the two sides looked more friendly when they met, and even invited us to watch the stage together, but for the sake of face, I didn't agree, just waved my hand, and the Hula Sect members came out behind me!
Houtu Banner, Mingjiao's civil engineer column, mainly responsible for Mingjiao's construction work, they also pulled a bunch of things in a big car and a small car, in front of Zhao Min and Wang Baobao, we put together a two-floor and two-bottom restaurant directly in front of the stands, everyone gathered on the roof of the building, and the following was like flowing water to send a variety of delicious dishes, and they were ready to watch the play while drinking......
Downstairs, we even hung up a sign:
"You can take it out, and each serving costs 100!"