Seven hundred and sixty-five into five hundred and eighteen hit me very hard, the mood of going over the wall and going around the shortcut road is gone, honestly from the side door back to the main entrance and then step on a small step home, the vegetable market street has been rare, except for the vegetable leaves packaging bags There is nothing else, when I walked, the wind also rose, and Xuan'er smashed some chicken and dog pieces at me, and the ghost shadow on the street where there was no one was originally invisible. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

As soon as I arrived at the entrance of the alley, a servant suddenly came out of the shadows on the side of the street, surrounded me in a zigzag shape, a water flower shirt was thin, and the six mustaches of the servants were all shaking and shaking, and there was a long object under the squeaky nest, and they didn't speak when they stood in three directions, but stared at me directly.

I wondered, "What are you doing?" ”

The middle-aged man with mouse eyes pouted his lips and snorted, "Why are you?" ”

I speculated, "It's me—the eldest lady, it's boring, what's the fun to scare?" ”

The tall men grinned in unison, and pulled out three bright, cold objects from the newspaper rolls—two of them were pieces of iron with long slips of iron between plastic blocks, often seen when the vendor cut the slide from a whole apple to give it a taste; Finally, the shape is even stranger, the thin iron sheet is rolled into a semi-triangular groove, which is bluffing, but the skin of the watermelon is too short and thin to peel off - uh, this seems to be a pineapple thorn skin, right?

I smiled and said, "What do you mean, brothers, intimidation and kidnapping or coercion?" Even if you get some decent guys, it's too casual to borrow a fruit stand to start a practice, right? ”

The faces of the three guys turned a little red, and one of them forced himself to calm down: "Don't talk nonsense, why bother, we are here to take your life!" ”

When these words came out, the fierce appearance of the grandson was immediately revealed, and the villain's atmosphere became rich in an instant, and he was not a good person in this book when he smelled it - according to common sense, the good guys and bad guys can be seen from the lines, and the dialogue gap between the two is very different, even the five white gods can't make him shout 'I'm going to take your dog's life for Tianxingdao when the villain kills the protagonist', or when the protagonist does it, he shouts 'Your little junior sister is mine' This kind of unconventional and innovative text, right?

I was stunned and immediately understood: these three are all killers, and they are killers who came to kill me!

This moment of sluggishness obviously satisfied the dark side of the killer's heart, they laughed in unison, and the posture of standing up also became a pause, the knife slapped and slapped the hand to hit ROP, and the painting style suddenly changed from stabbing Qin to fighting for turf in Causeway Bay, and I also changed from a certain panic to a little apprehension......

Could it be that the legendary mentally handicapped aura is activated, and the villain's IQ goes straight to the thinking mode of the gray wolf?

Mentally handicapped aura: One of the one hundred and eight kinds of aura possessed by the protagonist of the online article, the IQ of the enemy within the range of the aura is reduced, don't shoot when it's time to shoot, say a lot when you should say less, and don't extinguish your mouth when you should kill it...... Every time the protagonist is faced with a life-and-death situation, he launches himself, and his purpose is one - to let the protagonist survive and continue to complete his reasonable or unreasonable adventure, and save the world with one hundred to save the world, and the villain is righteous and Ling Ran buries himself with his head held high.

In this case, I also have to follow the routine, there are generally two tricks to crack: either my relatives and friends rushed to the rescue, or it was the wrong passer-by A, B, C, and D to pull out a knife to help - from the current situation, the first one is the most likely, as long as I can drag it without dying, then Xiao Zhuanfeng and Lolixi will definitely arrive in time to save me from fire and water!

Just when I made up my mind and was about to grind, the last of the murderous trio spoke in a strange way: "In view of the fact that we came to the yang world this time because of you and our three brothers, I am going to give you some discounts...... Choosing your own way of dying, isn't it? ”

"Pick it yourself?" I was instantly a little happy that I couldn't find the north, but my face was the same as before: "It's really fake?" "—Really! It's really a legendary mentally handicapped aura! Oh, my God! My land! My Bodhisattva and God! Love you guys!!

Eagle hook nose nodded proudly: "Our three little dog brothers are by no means in vain, since we promised you to choose, we will definitely satisfy you - whether you want to be hanged, strangled, hacked, stabbed to death or burned to death, there is nothing that cannot be done, only unexpected!" ”

"Yo, Lenovo's advertising words are on, I know a lot, buddy," I pretended not to believe it: "But I just don't believe it!" ”

Hung mourning eyebrows said angrily: "You dare to question the integrity of our three brothers!? ”

"How rare! I haven't heard that it forces people to dig out their hearts when they first arrive. ”

"What do you want?"

I pondered for a moment, then hesitated, "Unless you swear?" ”

"Swear and swear, who is afraid of whom......"

The three brothers of the little dog took turns to swear, and I found out that the name of the maid was still full of foreign style, and it was an Oriental style - the mouse-eyed one is called the little dog Junyi wolf, the hook nose is the little dog young toothed wolf, and the last hanging eyebrow is the little dog laughing wolf, the wolf dog killer from the underworld, this kind of fierce god and evil in the underworld has a collective name called Yasha, so they are ......

The three Inuyasha brothers!

After the oath was completed, the little dog with young teeth and wolf eagle hooked nose slapped the knife in his hand and frowned at me: "Okay, now that we have sworn it, your heart is also at peace, say, how to die?" ”

I smiled and said, "Brother, hard work!" In that case, I said it? ”

"Say!" The grandsons spoke together.

"Really?"

"Hey, are you still talking?" The three brothers of the little dog began to be anxious: "Why don't we say hello to the guy in our hands?" ”

"Okay, okay, I said," I coughed twice, and the clouds spit out four words lightly: "Die old?!" ”

Grandson: "......"

Qi brushed three pairs of six eyeballs are all straight, straight enough to be equal to the solution of a one-dimensional quadratic equation in the Cartesian coordinate system, suddenly more fierce than Simpson's eyeballs, at this time, if you sneeze on the wall, you will definitely shoot all the wall, the mouth is still open, and the sound of the song when the bead Gege began to ride a horse, ah, wow, wow, wow, wow-

"Brothers, a few wise! What, I'm going to work the road to old age and death now, you guys are free! ”

The moment I caught this barang grandson in a straight line, I looked left and right, and his road began to slip away, and when he looked over the shoulder with the mouse eye, he suddenly moved, and the plastic block with the iron strip swished through the air directly in front of me, and I fell back to the same place - according to the novel routine, this is called homing!

The rat eyebrows crossed his eyebrows and said angrily: "Hey, a careless one was almost surrounded by you, we are killers, what kind of murder is it after a long time?" ”

"Why not?" I began to mess around: "Isn't it a long time for me to choose to die of thirst?" ”

Hooked nose said angrily, "That's different! Although death by thirst is a long time, we can at least control it, right? The difference between lying in the sun and dying in the shade is indirectly equivalent to us doing something. ”

I hesitated and said, "Why don't you make a smoking plan for me, and if you don't do it, you will arrange it for you to let triglycerides and blood sugar levels help you?" ”

Mourning eyebrows said: "This is a solution......

The mouse-eyed and hook-nosed shouted in unison, "Shut up! ”

I turned my head to look at me together, approaching slowly, and grabbed the handle of the plastic block with their hands, at this time, if any of them took out a watermelon and cut four teeth to divide my piece, I would not be surprised at all - it is too appropriate for the situation, it is unreasonable not to cut melons and chop vegetables!

I reminded in a deep voice, "Don't forget your oath. ”

The mouse eye sneered: "Do you know which country we belong to?" ”

As soon as my mind moved, I couldn't calm down in an instant: "Oops! Forget that you are from Dongying Island, you have the same taste of talking and farting, and it is not your instinct to say without believing in words! ”

Mournful eyebrows: "You finally understand..."

Mouse Eyes and Eagle Hook Nose shouted again: "Shut up! ”

At this moment, out of the corner of my eye, I saw two figures flying out of the alley, it was Xiao Zhuanfeng and Lorixi - thank God, I finally dragged out the first possibility, and my relatives, friends, brothers and sisters caught up with the routine in time!

At the same time as I saw them, Lolixi had already strode towards us, and the fork in her hand shook in the wind and became more than two meters long: "Stop!" The rats look at the trick - vomit! ”……

She also added a disgusting stance.

"You're there too!" The dog exclaimed, and the mouse eyes and hooked nose immediately pounced, holding the killing weapon of the fruit stall and fighting with Lori!

Hey! Ha! Hey, hey, hey! Hahaha!

The rest of the mourning eyebrows were not idle, and they faced me with a pineapple shaved in their hands: "Don't run!" ”

"I'm stupid! Isn't this nonsense?! ”

I swooped to the back of the drill, and Xiao Zhuanfeng took over with the cloth we cleaned up in the morning and handed it over to him - this movement had already alarmed the people in the surrounding community, and some people began to click and take pictures below, shouting in their mouths: "Don't be ashamed!" You chengguan have the ability to fight DYD, what kind of hero are we bullying hawkers here? ”……

Although the three brothers of Dongying puppies have a character... Uh, no, the ghost is not good, but the ability is really not covered, Xiao Zhuanfeng was in distress in the hand of hanging mourning eyebrows, and he tried his best to barely resist, Lori Xi did not transform and fought miserably, the left block and the right branch were defeated, and the vomiting state that appeared from time to time completely dragged her down - I watched it from the side for less than a minute and began to stomp my feet: "Transformation, you are about to transform!" ”

Lori stabbed the iron piece on her left rib, and said angrily: "I didn't just come up, I didn't adapt, I couldn't change at all, if I could transform, I would have cleaned them up a long time ago - vomit!" ”……

I scratched my head anxiously: "Hey, you still get motion sickness when you come up here!" ”

Entangled with Lolita Xi for dozens of moves, the mouse eyes and the hooked nose also saw it, she was not able to clean up in three moves and five styles, so she immediately moved other thoughts, after the mouse eye made Lolita take three steps back, this guy suddenly retracted, and swooped towards me with a long roar, and the hooked nose did everything he could to stop her - instantly, Lolixi and Xiao Diamond Wind both shouted:

"Why bother (the king) to run!"

Do you say, 'Am I the kind of person who will run away when they shout?'

No, absolutely not!

I've been staring at their fierce battles, and just when the rat eyes turned around and ran, and Lolita and Little Diamond Wind didn't have time to shout that voice, I already ran, and I didn't hesitate at all-

Still need a reminder from them? Hmph, underestimate me too much!

However, I miscalculated......

The speed of the mouse's eyes is very fast, it is not something I can run at all, it fully reflects the speed of the wolf and the ferocity of the dog, I just ran to the outside of the vegetable market and he caught up, I really had no trick but to curl up in a corner, waving a brick and shouting: "You, you, don't come here..."

The mouse-eyed sneered, "Call it! If you cut your throat, no one will come! ”

I looked around in a panic: "Cut my throat!" Cut your throat! ”

The mouse eyes glanced left and right a few times, and said disdainfully: "Do you really think there are people?" ”

I said helplessly: "Then what do you say I should do?" The same goes for you! ”

The mouse eyes calmly: "That's - hum, since that's the case, then you can accept your fate!" Seeing that he was holding the iron piece and preparing to put it on, I hurriedly waved my hand: "Why don't you give me a trick?" ”

The mouse eye said sincerely: "Judge yourself, at least suffer less sin." ”

I looked towards the alley without love, the battle was still fierce over there, the two of them who were flustered were at a disadvantage, the hooked nose and the Dongying swordsmanship of hanging frowning eyebrows were completely unfolded, the whole street was shrouded in sword light, and the distance was very far, even if they could now rush over the road now, there was only one thing left to see me dying and struggling like a spring of blood in the vegetable market......

But!

The divine turn in the online text routine appeared at this moment, as always!

A person suddenly walked out of the vegetable market, the white vest with two tendons was lined with bulging wheat-colored muscles, and although the shorts were dirty, the background color was still white, coupled with the tapping flip-flops, the fluttering eyes, and the folding stool in his hand reflected his inner rebelliousness - the two tendons came out, and with a finger of his hand, he shouted and kicked the flip-flops towards us: "Boy, you can find a cut." ”

I can see it at a glance: routine, this is the routine, my immortal Buddha, God!

Don't guess, no matter what you say, this must be Uncle Simon who is in danger and is here to save him.

Since the little diamond wind can be turned into a little fresh meat, why can't the west blow snow be a flip-flop muscular man, and you see, this is completely a posture of drawing a knife to help, what reason do I have to doubt it?

The second typical routine, passers-by A, B, C, and D see that the road is uneven, and I am now working with all two major moves.

At that moment, I was so excited that I almost caught up with the new fathers outside the hospital delivery room, "Brother, I want to kill you!" ”

(PS: First, who knows what is the relationship between the grandsons of the puppy Chunyi wolf, the puppy puppy-toothed wolf, and the puppy laughing wolf?) Reply, reply! Second, who is this? Simon blowing snow or passers-by? ）