Chapter 266: The Taoist Priest in the Coffin
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Seeing that the yellow paper rune was blown away by the wind alone, the two of them heaved with satisfaction.
At this time, Peng Lame turned out a square piece of yellow paper, on which was written: A certain year and a certain month are for something...... Wait a minute.
This is a groundbreaking ceremony, and usually, when the old grave is raised, it must be recited and burned to the deceased, which is regarded as saying hello to the deceased.
If you want to say that this Peng is lame, he does know some ways.
But in the final analysis, for these doorways, I only know a little bit about them, and I don't know why they are.
Peng lame dragged his stump and stumbled according to the words on the paper.
After that, he took out the fire fold from his bosom, carefully wrapped his hands around it, and blew it suddenly.
But that piece of paper sacrifice, but swaying, couldn't get on the fire.
Just wanted to call He Duyan to help, as soon as his fingers were loosened, the sacrificial text flew away lightly.
Peng lame scolded his mother hatefully, gritted his teeth and said, "Loose soil!" ”
He Duyan has been impatient to wait for a long time, so go back early after doing it! I really don't want to stay in this place for a while.
It's a new soil, so it doesn't take much effort at all.
It is estimated that when burying people, it is just to cope. He Duyan walked away the last handful of crumbs with his foot, and the end of the coffin was exposed.
Peng Cripple was also nervous, and when he opened this coffin, it was fifty taels of dazzling gold!
"Hey, you cripple, but you're a hand!" He Duyan pulled both sides with his hands, as long as he could clean out the coffin lid on it.
Peng Cripple raised his head, seeing the dark clouds all over the night, but he couldn't cover the dusky moon, he only felt uncomfortable in his heart, and moved faster!
Less than half a pillar of incense, a coffin with a wide top and a narrow bottom, with a high head and low feet is revealed.
Eager for quick success means people like them.
The two people had green tendons on their necks and looked at each other: "This coffin board is so heavy, I'm afraid it's worth some silver!" ”
The coffin lid finally came loose.
The two of them fell to the ground with their butts.
He Duyan gave Peng Cripple a look that he was about to finish, then stood up and leaned in front of the coffin, poking his head over.
But after just one glance, He Duyan's face changed, and he stammered in disbelief: "Dig ...... Digging the wrong ......"
Peng Cripple almost jumped up: "What? He one-eyed, say you're a fool, you're really there! Can you admit that this can be wrong? Don't you keep saying this is it? ”
He Duyan Zhanger was confused, and patted his thigh anxiously: "I will never admit my mistake, I am not raised by my father and mother to lie to you!" ”
Peng Cripple's face was ugly, and he didn't care anymore, and he also surrounded him.
"Hell yes! Where did the dead Taoist come from, the second child of the Li family? ”
That's right, Peng Cripple rubbed his eyes over and over again, and in the coffin, it was clearly a half-old Taoist priest lying there.
He Duyan spitted: "Lao Peng, it must be this wild Taoist priest who wants to rob us of our jobs, but he was killed and occupied the house of the second child of the Li family!" ”
Peng Cripple's face was uncertain: "I have to have an explanation, the corpse practice is a vicious master." In this way, don't they want corpses, the corpses of the people in this gate are not worth more than the second child of the Li family! I can't care so much, so let's get it out first......"
The two of them hooked their heads, whispered, discussed, and decided, and then raised their heads.
But when he looked up, he was staring at them with a pair of black and white eyes.
He Duyan couldn't speak, pointing to the Taoist priest who sat up halfway: "Fraud...... Corpse ...... ......"
The Taoist priest suddenly grinned, revealing a mouthful of white teeth.
He Duyan was really about to cry, and suddenly remembered that Peng Cripple, who knew some doorways, grabbed a life-saving straw.
But he didn't want Peng Cripple to take out a foot-long pig-killing knife from his waist, and shook his hands: "Panic, look at Lao Tzu to give him a cold heart!" ”
He Duyan admired it in his heart, and said in his heart, he was really embarrassed and embarrassed, what was the use of a dead man being afraid of him?
The Taoist priest suddenly jumped out of the coffin, and his nose was tearful at the two of them: "A good man spare his life, spare his life, don't send the poor road to the corpse training vein......
He Duyan was almost half frightened to death, but when he heard what this Taoist priest said, his heart, which was about to be scared out of his throat, suddenly choked, and he felt really fluttering.
After understanding, there is a huge anger, damn, shame!
He Duyan smiled at Peng Cripple, and then scolded the Taoist priest: "Thief Taoist, are you tired of being crooked?" Sleeping in a coffin in the middle of the night scared people to death, you, hey, what about the people lying in the coffin? ”
The Taoist priest shook his sideburns and beard, laughing very hard, but he didn't talk.
Peng Cripple endured the unhappiness in his heart and asked, "Who is the Dao Chief?" Why did you mess up the financial path of the two of us? ”
The Taoist priest was half-lying on the coffin board, curled up his legs, took out a pot of wine and half a chicken from the Taoist robe around his waist, ate and drank as if no one was around, and said vaguely: "Poor Dao...... Quiet and subtle, the Xuan Dao is empty of Yuan Mingyi, don't say it, don't say it! You two say that I have troubled your wealth? This place is obviously the place I am looking for to spend the night, and it is clear that you have disturbed my good dreams! ”
He Duyan turned red in a hurry, snatched the pig-killing knife and put it on the neck of the old Taoist: "I cut off my grandfather's financial route, and I want your life today!" ”
The old Taoist priest ate meat and drank wine, probably full, threw away the wine jug, glanced at the pig-killing knife in his neck, and cried bitterly: "Oh, it's terrible...... Damn...... I want to die again......"
Crying and shouting, the old Taoist priest turned over as if nothing happened, wiped the grease on his beard, kicked open a coffin of unknown years at will, and lay in.
When he came, he glanced at the two of them again, shook his head and showed a smile of unknown meaning: "If a person wants to die, he can't stop it...... I can't stop you......"
He Duyan secretly said to Peng Cripple: "Don't care about this crazy stupid Taoist, old Peng, what should I do next?" ”
Peng Cripple's face was gloomy: "Fool, this crazy Taoist priest must know the reason!" How can a good person let him go! I couldn't find the corpse, so I brought the corpse of this thief Taoist, and it was considered to have an explanation for the corpse practice! But I don't deserve a tael of gold! If something happens afterwards, it has nothing to do with my lame Peng......"
He hated it with one eye, but he could only hide this thought in his heart. It's really good to calculate, you get a lot of benefits, but let me bear the disadvantages alone, how can there be such a good thing in the world.
The words of the two people, the Taoist priest in the coffin heard clearly, and the old Taoist priest just turned over: "What you are looking for, go out, wait, you will come back!" ”
After speaking, the Taoist priest rubbed his mouth and yawned, and said in a low voice: "Poor Dao, my corpse, I'm afraid I don't dare to accept it when I practice corpse...... Hey, it's going to rain, it's okay, it's a rare shower......"