Chapter 105: You Have a Problem
Li Xiaodong received the latest love madness, and he was very happy.
is even happier than harvesting two sets of expensive clothes worth tens of thousands.
He has no concept of expensive clothes, but for mobile phones, he uses them every day, and a mobile phone that is both stylish and easy to use is too important to him.
But he's not used to the crazy operating system, and he can't operate it at all.
He sat cross-legged on the bed and fiddled with it for a while, thinking that this mobile phone was good, but the system was too unfamiliar, and it hurt a little to use.
"Hey, Xiao Xuexue, you're still in the living room, let's take a trip. ”
Lan Xue'er was wearing suspenders and pants, and was about to take a nap in Dandan's soft arms, when she heard him shout, she turned around again and entered Li Xiaodong's room.
"What are you doing, ghosts shouting, I hate it, I still have to take a nap. ”
Li Xiaodong pulled her to sit down, clicked on the mobile phone and said, "Teach me, how to download the software?"
Lan Xue'er glanced at the screen and immediately smiled, "Fool, crazy phones must enter the app store, or they will have to be jailbroken." ”
"Prison break?" Li Xiaodong looked cute.
Lan Xue'er took down the phone, pointed and scratched slenderly, and said patiently: "Let's come, you don't understand, I will install all the common software you want to use." ”
"Okay, okay," Li Xiaodong smiled and said: "Xiao Xuexue, you can install a few more fun games for me, I heard that "Parkour" and "Angry Sparrow" are very fun, you can help me install two." ”
Lan Xue'er looked at him and said, "What did you say, angry sparrow?"
"......" Li Xiaodong sneered for a while, picked the back of his head and said: "Like, it seems that I made a mistake, it should be "Angry Birds". ”
Lan Xue'er suddenly laughed and her stomach hurt:
"You're so old-fashioned, what's so fun about Angry Birds, it's been a long time since it's been outdated, okay, okay, Sister Cher will take you and pretend to be two of the most fun for you. ”
"This ......"
Listening to the little stinky girl who was ashamed to call herself a sister, Li Xiaodong's face was full of black lines for a while.
He simply lowered his head and glanced at it, well, the little stinky girl's jade feet are very comfortable, white, tender and lively, and she is also coated with crystal pink nail polish, which is very beautiful.
Ahem, in fact, the thighs are more beautiful and white.
Li Xiaodong secretly admired Lan Xue'er's pair of jade legs, and Lan Xue'er taught him to install software as a teacher, both of them felt a little interesting, and after a while, Lan Xue'er smiled and handed him the mobile phone:
"That's it, it's ready to go. ”
Lan Xue'er was leaving, Li Xiaodong hurriedly said: "Hey, don't go, you go, I have another problem, who should I go to?"
Lan Xue'er had no choice but to sit down again, and said unhappily: "You use it slowly first, I'm so sleepy, I want to take a nap." ”
Li Xiaodong said: "Then you can lie down here with me, anyway, I don't sleep, you can lie down casually, I promise not to disturb you." ”
Boom.
Lan Xue'er raised her hand and rewarded him with a brain crash, "Stinky busy, what do you mean by me sleeping in your bed?"
Li Xiaodong rubbed his head and said: "Xiao Xuexue, the conscience of heaven and earth, I really don't mean anything, I just think, since you are tired, just lie down casually, if you don't understand, I'll ask you, and then I won't bother you if you don't understand, you can have a good rest." ”
Lan Xue'er snorted: "Don't think I don't know, you are a little astringent wolf, you want me to sleep in your bed, it must be that meaning." ”
"What does that mean?" Li Xiaodong pretended to be dumbfounded, "What does that mean?"
"That means is, it is, it is, it is ......"
Lan Xue'er's face turned red, and she pinched him again, "Hmph, anyway, you just want to kiss me and touch me, just want to eat my tofu." ”
Li Xiaodong couldn't help laughing, feeling that it was really happy to tease the white and tender little Snow Girl.
"What are you laughing at? Am I wrong?"
Lan Xue'er saw his evil smile in her eyes, a little unhappy, and said together: "I'm too lazy to pay attention to you, and I went to take a nap with Dandan." ”
Li Xiaodong hurriedly grabbed her and said, "One last question." ”
Lan Xue'er pursed her lips and said, "Are you annoyed, what's the problem?"
"It's not about the phone, it's about you and Dandan. ”
Li Xiaodong slowly pulled her to sit down, "I've always been very strange, you two always sleep together, Dandan has a villa and doesn't go back, and you two are so beautiful, but you don't find a boyfriend, I'm thinking, is there a problem with the two of you?"
Lan Xue'er was a little nervous for a while, "You, what do you mean, what's the problem between me and Dandan?"
Li Xiaodong said triumphantly: "If this divine doctor is not mistaken, you and Dandan are a little abnormal, you two don't like to deal with boys, you like two people to be tired of being together, you two are in love with the same surname." ”
Lan Xue'er hurriedly said: "What are you talking nonsense, you are the one with the same surname, okay, you have the problem." ”
"Hmph. Li Xiaodong said in the tunnel: "I will never talk nonsense about empty words." ”
"As early as a month ago, I accidentally found some selfie photos in the desktop computer that Dandan used for me, as well as selfie videos, the two of you not only hugged each other to sleep, but also played bubble baths in the bathtub together, moreover, I also accidentally found that Dandan's computer has that kind of exciting little film, it is European and American films, beautiful, passionate, and more importantly: women and women. ”
Lan Xue'er blushed for a while, and said: "So what? This is a personal hobby, it doesn't mean that we are in love with the same surname, besides, you peek at Dandan's privacy, you are so shameless." ”
"It's not a peek, it's an accident, Dandan was also ...... at the time"
Li Xiaodong waved his hand again, "Forget it, I won't talk about it, in short, I am kind, I want to tell you that you are called sick like this, and I happen to be a miracle doctor, and I can treat you." ”
"......" After hearing this, Lan Xue'er said with a red face: "Don't talk nonsense, we are not in love with the same surname." ”
"Huh, you still don't admit it?"
Li Xiaodong pointed at her chin, "Do you see it, because you have the same surname, so your estrogen secretion is a little messy, and because your chin is bearded, hairy, and ugly." ”
"Beard?"
Lan Xue'er was startled, and quickly touched her chin, but she couldn't find anything famous.
Of course, normal people have hair on their chins, and girls are no exception, in fact, Lan Xueer's chin is very smooth, not ugly at all, and she doesn't have a beard at all, Li Xiaodong is just scaring her.
Lan Xue'er was nervous for a while, and wanted to get up to look in the mirror, but Li Xiaodong grabbed her and pointed to her chest:
"And your chest, too. ”