Wang Xu was walking alone in the woods, he had been separated from the other three for half an hour, he didn't know the condition of others, anyway, he was completely dizzy.

Half an hour ago, he was still talking nonsense while walking with the cat master, who knew that in a blink of an eye, he entered the forest, and all the figures around him were gone, and then Wang Xu's blind road turned around and turned around, and turned to the present, to put it nicely, this is called getting lost, and to put it seriously, this is a mountain disaster......

He was very depressed, not because he was lost, in the words of the cat master, he had long been lost on the road of life...... The reason why he is depressed at the moment is that no one pays attention to him at all, as if he is the kind of character who can fool the past by relying on formation, and there is no need to find someone to stop him.

Wang Xu saw that he was still wandering around these places, so he simply sat down and began to think of some crooked ideas, blowing up the mountain? He didn't have explosives, set fire? may burn yourself in...... Shouting for help? This idea was even thundered by Wang Xu himself.

So what to do? He came up with a solution, and he started to make marks on the trees, which made him more sure that he was going in circles.

"Is there anyone?! Lao Tzu is here to kick the gym! It's good to be serious! He could only scream helplessly.

"Hey." A hand was placed on Wang Xu's shoulder.

Wang Xu was startled, often his fear was to slap him and say it, so he grabbed that hand and turned around with a punch.

As a result, the blow was easily caught by the other party.

"Don't be afraid, young man, it's me."

This person Wang Xu has also seen, it is the old housekeeper who received Wang Xu at the door just now, but at this moment, Wang Xu is thinking in his heart, you old guy easily caught my fist, can I not be afraid?

"Oh, it's you, this ...... You've come just in time, this forest is very weird, I'm lost, why don't you show me the way? ”

"There's no rush for this...... I remember someone shouting just now, "Kick the gym or something?" ”

Wang Xu's face immediately changed when he heard this, and he jumped away three feet away with a bang, "Ha! I knew you old boy had bad intentions! If you want to fight, you can fight, who is afraid of whom! ”

The old butler was still expressionless: "In this case, the old man will play with you." ”

Wang Xu actually has no bottom in his heart, who knows if this old guy is a madman of the level of a Shaolin sweeping monk, in case he is killed in one move, wouldn't it's very shameless for me, a freshly baked newcomer, to win the first place in the evaluation.

So he immediately thought of a strategy to stall for time: "Wait! You report your name first, and my subordinates won't fight the unknown! ”

The old housekeeper said in a calm tone: "I'm just a subordinate of the Ning family, why bother asking." ”

"This can't work, my Guiguzi Wang Xu is also a famous and famous character for hundreds of years, how can he bully an old man who doesn't even dare to report his name?"

The old housekeeper was not moved at all when he heard his shameless words: "Then I'll tell you, the old man is also a little famous in the ghost hunting world, and Wang Yan, the judge of the landscape, is below." ”

"Cut...... I haven't heard of ......" Wang Xu's expression was very disdainful, he was telling the truth, there were few ghost hunters he had heard of......

The name of the landscape judge Wang Yan was also a famous character more than 20 years ago, when he was one of the four masters of "qin, chess, calligraphy and painting", so that a pair of golden judge pens, humanity is "the landscape in the painting is in the hand, the pen life judge stays".

If he met this old man in Shui Yingyao, he would definitely cheer up his spirits, although this person has not made any major moves for ten years, but who knows what level his strength has reached now.

But Wang Xu, a person who doesn't know whether to live or die, actually said the four words "I haven't heard of", this is simply a sharp knife directly inserted into Wang Yan's heart, a master, what is the most painful? That is, "although you are in the rivers and lakes, there is no legend of you in the rivers and lakes".

Wang Yan was already very angry at the moment, although he didn't show too much on his face, but he had already decided in his heart that he wanted the kid in front of him to look good, who knew that Wang Xu's farce was not over yet......

"That'...... Although you are an unknown person, I will give you a name......" He cleared his throat very arrogantly (don't ask me how I did this very arrogantly...... ）

"Not bad! I am the embodiment of beauty and wisdom, hero and chivalry, fascinated by thousands of girls, corrected social atmosphere, a new champion in the evaluation of newcomers, and a new star in the ghost hunting world! The 250th generation descendant of Guigu Taoism, the king of Guiguzi! Yes also! ”

Wang Yan was injured, his ears and heart were ruthlessly ravaged, Wang Xu instantly refreshed Wang Yan's understanding of the word shameless, rewrote his outlook on life and values, and refreshed his personal image to an unprecedented lower limit.

What Wang Yan didn't know was that this was just the beginning......

Wang Xu saw that the other party was shocked by him on the spot, and immediately decided to kick his nose in the face, he continued: "What's that...... There are poems to prove it! As the saying goes, heaven and earth have righteousness, and they are mixed with manifolds. The lower part is the river mountain, and the upper part is the sun star. Yu Ren said Haoran, Pei Hu Sai Cangming...... "He just began to memorize a righteous song of 300 words......

If I were Brother Wen Tianxiang, I would definitely not let him go......

Wang Yan's head was beating wildly, but he was also a senior no matter what he said, and he had been pretending to be a master since just now, it was really not good to have a seizure, so he could only wait for Wang Xu to finish reciting the entire righteous song.

Although Wang Xu has nothing to do with the verses in this righteous song, the long poems he can recite are really limited, after all, he is just a person who messes around in the history department of Xiangyi, and if he goes to find a classmate from the Chinese department, he will definitely be able to read it like this all day.

Finally, Wang Xu finished reading, Wang Yan's patience was almost to the limit, and he said with a calm face: "So, now, can the old man ask for a few tricks?" ”

"No, I want to......"

"You ......"

"Either you take me out of the woods, or I'll fertilize your greenery for free......"

Wang Yan compromised, he took Wang Xu out of the formation, Wang Xu saw the main lane that he had lost for a long time, and then followed Wang Yan to a villa where no one was there to solve the problem.

When Wang Xu returned to the house very "shaking", Wang Yan had already decided to beat this kid up today and couldn't take care of himself.

It is definitely a skill to be able to turn a high-ranking person who has retired for more than ten years and is nearly sixty years old like this, and the most terrifying thing is that Wang Xu did not perceive the other party's anger at all......

"Okay, since you want to fight so much, I'll play with you, and if you lose, how about taking me to the main house?"

Wang Yan replied: "Yes, then if you lose......"

"Hahahaha!" Wang Xu laughed wildly and interrupted the other party's words: "Will Lao Tzu lose?" Are you kidding me? ”

Wang Xu's bluff this time became the last straw that overwhelmed the camel, Wang Yan's blood vessels didn't know how many bursts, I saw his hands flashing gold, and a pair of judge's pens attacked Wang Xu.