"Fat sea, come here!"

"Here, what's wrong?"

"Guess how old Big Head is this year!"

"30 is there," Qiu Hai thought back to the appearance of the big head, and felt that he was already very kind when he said this.

"Big mistake, people are children born in 94!"

…… I X......

Qiu Hai's jaw was about to fall off, and he walked back to the living room and twisted Yang Jian's arm like sleepwalking.

"What's the matter?" Yang Jian took Qiu Hai's hand away.

"Does it hurt?"

"Why doesn't it hurt, I'm not wood!"

"It hurts. Just now Luo Jiang said that the owner of the pet shop who came to the house during the day was 94 years old. ”

"Huh?"

"The key is that even if you were born in 94, you now have a house, a car and a shop! Look at you, six years older than others, still renting a house outside! Qiu Hai couldn't be angry, and he lifted Yang Jian's clothes and twisted it on his stomach.

"Eh, auntie, let go, I'll buy it, can't I buy it?"

"Then when do you say you will buy it?" Qiu Hai sat on Yang Jian's lap angrily and lifted his two ears.

"Can I go and see the house next week, next weekend?"

"That's pretty much it." Qiu Hai instantly turned into a smiling face, and let go of his ears to hold Yang Jian's face. Come, incense one......

Luo Jiang silently retracted the foot that he had stepped out of the door, only to feel that he was really in love with the dog today, and he was either sprinkled with dog blood or dog food.

In this world, let's not let us live alone, ahhhhhhh

Locked in the room and holding Luo Xiaoqi to see the animal world, Luo Jiang was bored, took out his mobile phone and swiped WeChat. How do you know that as soon as you successfully log in, there will be information constantly jumping in, and the mobile phone will keep vibrating prompts, and it will crash after a while......

Since WeChat gradually replaced QQ, Luo Jiangjia has more and more WeChat groups. At first, it was just a department group, then a small reporter group, a trade union group, a fellow group, a few graduation parties came back and there were more university groups, high school groups, and finally there were nearly 20 WeChat groups collected by Luo Jiang's mobile phone.

On weekdays, it's okay, but when it's a rest day or a holiday, if you don't look at your phone for half an hour, you can have hundreds of unread messages.

Luo Jiang looked at the 8 G fruit 4 speechlessly, and couldn't move after waiting for a few minutes, so he picked it up and knocked it on the bed, making you die! Makes you black! Leaving you running out of memory! The angry Luo Jiang directly smashed the phone and turned it off.

Half an hour later, the phone restarted, and Luo Jiang's first reaction was to connect to the computer. Upload all the photos you took today to the space album, and then delete the photos stored in your phone before you dare to reopen WeChat.

Today is Children's Day, and it is a weekend, and Luo Jiang didn't look at his phone all afternoon. So as soon as I logged in to WeChat, thousands of messages flocked to the phone, directly making the phone black.

After carefully deleting those group files that have nothing to do with work, Luo Jiang clicked on the group to check them one by one, and there were nearly 600 unread items in the blind date group he just added today.

Thinking about it, I was a little embarrassed to say goodbye without saying goodbye today, Luo Jiang ran to the group and sent a red envelope and quit, not daring to say more.

Most of the remaining messages are advertisements and micro-businesses, Luo Jiang directly deleted this information, and then the bottom few unread messages were revealed.

Forward: Where did my little sister go in the afternoon? Someone's looking for you / Bad laugh. If you are looking for a partner, you have to keep your eyes open and observe slowly, and you can't promise him so quickly.

Luo Jiang looked at the second monk and was puzzled, what did this person say! Directly gave a big roll of the eyes back to the forward.

Xu Dong: Luo Jiang, I heard from Mr. Chen that you went back early because you had something at home? How can we help? It's okay at home.

Luo Jiang was stunned for a few seconds, and replied carefully, after all, he escaped in the afternoon.

Luo Jiang's college career is part-time in addition to studying, and he basically stays at home after he comes out to work, and his love experience is blank, how do you know how to deal with him? The typing is written and deleted, deleted and written. After thinking about it, Luo Jiang finally replied with 6 words: It's okay, a false alarm.

Xu Dong replied quickly, and he kept the phone in his hand.

Xu Dong: It's okay. You forgot to take your strawberries, I'll give you a hold / smile.

Luo Jiang: Well, thank you. You eat it.

Xu Dong: There's only one left, I'll show you/Bad smile.

Luo Jiang clicked on the picture, and a slender hand held a small metal fork with half a bright strawberry on it, which was very tempting to look at.

Xu Dong was probably sitting in the room playing a game, the monitor screen was on, and the two bloody "GAMEOVER" showed his record. There was a book spread out on the desk, and there was a pen next to it, and I don't know if I forgot to accept it. Behind the books are neatly arranged monitors, mice, and keyboards, and next to the computer are two small meaty.

I didn't expect the room to be quite tidy, Luo Jiang smiled.

Luo Jiang: Eat less, if you really like to eat, take more salt water to soak, the agricultural bureau Mu Qing said that today's strawberries may have been medicated.

Xu Dong: Really/frightened. But my mom is also a nurse, so she should be able to take salt water and wash/smile.

Luo Jiang: That's good. Rest early.

Putting down the phone, Luo Jiang smiled, do you think I will follow your words and ask your mother which unit she works in? I don't!

Xu Dong, who was sitting at the desk and pretending to be a cultural person, didn't expect that he had already revealed his stuff, and waited and waited with his mobile phone, but still didn't receive a reply from Luo Jiang.

Could it be that she has already slept? Xu Dong thought with a frown. It's also possible that I feel so tired after walking all day, let alone a little girl.

So Xu Dong sent another message to Luo Jiang: You should go to bed early, next time I will compensate you for a basket of fresh strawberries, my grandmother's family has a kind of Oh, holding it is natural organic food/WeChat.

Luo Jiang glanced at it secretly, but still didn't reply. But I feel that I am in a good mood, as if I have won a battle, and I hummed a minor key to open the QQ upgrade. We'll play games too, and it's a master-level game, much better than you.

"Qiu Hai, has Luo Jiang returned?" In the living room, there was a voice from a girl talking in a suppressed voice, it was Hu Zhangwei.

"I'm back." Qiu Hai brushed his teeth, and as soon as he spoke, bubbles bubbled out, almost spraying Hu Zhangwei.

"How's she going?"

"I didn't ask." Qiu Hai wiped the toothpaste foam off his chin, tore open his voice and shouted: "Jiangjiang, come out!" ”

"What's wrong?" Luo Jiang has been busy all day, and he just wants to lie on the bed.

"If you don't come out, we'll come in, right?"

"Come in!"

“……”

Hu Zhangwei pushed open the door and saw that the product was playing with upgrades again, so she grabbed the computer and clicked on the game hosting.

Luo Jiang was anxious, "Eh, I'm going to win soon!" ”

Hu Zhangwei ignored her, watching Luo Jiang play for so long to upgrade, don't you know that Luo Jiang's side has already picked up 90 points, and he has already won.

Putting down the computer, Hu Zhangwei sat on the bed and gossiped. "Jiangjiang, how was your harvest today?"

"What a gain, I met a superlative, or from our hospital." Luo Jiang deliberately went around in circles.

"Men and women? The man stays away from him, and the woman cares about her. ”

"Female. But the hospital went to the two of us, and it was not good not to sit together. ”

"Don't talk about her. How about those people who went on a blind date today? ”

"It's pretty much the same as my brother-in-law's words."

"Then there's still a difference."

Luo Jiang was almost unable to parry, hey, the enemy was too cunning.