Chapter 20: Gifts

Wang Xu smiled and changed the subject: "Hmm...... By the way, didn't you say that those guys gave gifts, let's dismantle them together. ”

Yan Li replied: "Okay, I'm also curious, you wait a minute, I'll get it now." She got up and went back to her room, and soon came out with a large load. These gifts come in a variety of sizes, but most of them are wrapped in colored paper and ribbons. Wang Xu really didn't expect that he would be able to collect such a lot of things with his popularity.

At this time, Yan Li had already put all the gifts on the coffee table, Wang Xu walked to the sofa with great interest, pulled Yan Li to sit down together, and then picked up the largest gift box and said, "This is from Lao Qi, right?" ”

Yan Li said: "How do you know? ”

"That's right, our friendship is iron, this so-called good brother is ...... righteousness," Wang Xu said the truth.

"Do you want to disassemble it now, or do you want to dismantle it after popularizing the knowledge of the Heaven and Earth Society with me?"

So Wang Xu closed his mouth and stopped talking nonsense, he unpacked it and saw it...... A coffee maker and a toaster.

"I said why is it so heavy, it turns out to be a home appliance." Yan Li said and rubbed her slender arm.

"Huh...... Hehe......" Wang Xu smiled a little, he found that because these two things were going to be replaced with gift packaging, they had already been taken out of the original cardboard box, but Qi Bing was also very "considerate" to leave the instruction manual inside, and wrote a line of words with an eye-catching signal pen on it: "Those instant coffee in your office with the kind of toast sold in the supermarket are really unpalatable." ”

"It turns out that you guy wants to use it when you come by yourself, bastard!!" Wang Xu really wanted to shout out loud, but he still held back, after all, he had just said something like a good brother talking about righteousness, so he still vomited in his stomach.

"It's a very practical gift, it's very good." Yan Li commented.

"Yes...... Is it......" Wang Xu said, "What is that...... Let's take a look at Yu Xin's gift. ”

Speaking of which, although Wang Xu is a very homely, and he is also a member of the right-hand club, this does not mean that he is a person who has no female popularity, in fact, he has received many gifts from girls since elementary school, which is quite popular with women. But when his family suffered an accident and another personality fell into a deep sleep, he basically became the kind of person who had neither the mood nor the time and conditions to fall in love.

Therefore, in addition to Shang Lingxue and Yan Li, Wang Xu, who has not received a gift from a female friend for many years, is still quite curious about the contents of the box.

The gift box given by Yu Xin was rectangular and not too big, and after it was opened, it was a book inside.

On the cover of the book is written - The Art of Confession.

Wang Xu glared directly at Yan Li with a sharp look, who looked up at the sky, it was none of his business to do things, but it was obviously useless.

"Do you have anything to say?"

"I don't know anything." She was still quibbling.

Wang Xu saw that there was still a line of Yu Xin's message on the bookmark, he pulled it out and read: "Qi Bing's confession was learned from you, right?" I think you two should really study it together. ”

"You'd just go and give it to him! It's my business! Can't wait for his birthday! How much you want to get back together with him! Say it yourself, bastard! Wang Xu almost didn't throw the book out, he looked back at Yan Li and said, "You girls like to discuss the whole process of being confessed when you get together?" ”

Yan Li knew that she was at a loss, so she had to reply softly: "That's how girls are...... It's better than you boys getting together and watching some restricted movies, okay......"

Wang Xu sighed and picked up another gift: "I hope the next one is normal." ”

This time, the gift wrapping is conical and not large, and from the outside, it is estimated that it is a high-end fountain pen or something. Wang Xu thought to himself that this is a gift, it is commemorative, and it is easy to preserve.

He asked, "Who gave this one?" ”

"It was a gift from them who gave you together without a soul."

"Oh?" Wang Xu is inexplicable now, and the soulless members don't have a deep friendship with him, even if they all live in S City now, they rarely have the opportunity to interact.

After opening the gift, Wang Xu's doubts disappeared, because it was not a high-grade gold pen, but a ...... A pair of chopsticks.

This chopsticks are still made of jade, at first glance it is the color of the goods, white and flawless, there is a burst of coolness in the hand, and the two chopsticks are carved into a couplet with a small seal.

A hundred years of heaven and earth have returned to vitality, and the mountains and rivers have been peaceful.

"I'm going to be in the rice world!! it!! He couldn't wait to fold these chopsticks, but after thinking about it, this thing is a jade object no matter how you say it, maybe it's really worth a few dollars, and he can't bear it......

Demolishing here, Wang Xu felt more and more that opening gifts was a very terrible thing, but he still thought: Since it has started, let's finish dismantling it, it can't be all a tragedy, right?

Ladies and gentlemen, nine times out of ten, the tragedy in this world is caused by someone holding this kind of luck mentality.

This time he picked up a relatively small gift box, Yan Li looked at it and added, "This should be sent by Brother Shui." ”

At this time, Wang Xu was a little relieved, thinking that although this Lord Yama was not very reliable in his usual times, he was basically harmless to humans and animals, and he would definitely not give away anything with special meaning.

So, a thumping coupon appeared in front of Wang Xu's eyes......

This stuff really doesn't make much sense......

"Elementary school students forgot their dad's birthday to give this thing! Give it to your dad! Who wants you to beat your back! It's better not to send that! Anyway, who forced you to give a gift! Wang Xu tore up the paper directly.

Yan Li looked at him like that, and couldn't help but snicker beside him.

Wang Xu was a little annoyed and angry, and quickly grabbed two of the remaining three gifts and opened them together.

The first one was sent by Shui Yingyao, which can be regarded as a work of art - a boat in a bottle.

However, the bottle of boat sent by the senior sailor is different, in that wine bottle...... There are two ships, and they are crowded together, as if they will fall apart after two shakes, and that means for self-evident.

The second was given by Elbert, a young German who, in the spirit of pragmatism and meticulousness of the Germanic nation, gave Wang Xu a gift made by him.

"What is this...... Wang Xu picked it up. First of all, there are three socks that make up the thing, the middle one is also sewn with the shape of the eyes and mouth, and then the other two socks are attached to the two sides.

"This is a sock rabbit, you put your hand into the sock in the middle, you can play with it as a rabbit doll, I remember I made one when I was a child." Yan Li's answer was correct, but it couldn't make Wang Xu feel satisfied and gratified.

"Okay...... With that guy's manual ability, it's good to be able to make something, but it's just ......" Wang Xu stuffed the sock rabbit back into the gift box: "Why don't you use new socks...... Even if you want to use the old one, wash it before you make it!! This looks like a sock I couldn't find a while ago, right?! It turned out that it was stolen by this guy! Can't he even use his own socks?! And let me put my hand in it?! ”

Finally, when Wang Xu was almost collapsing. At the end of this final, the gift of the cat master is about to appear. This will undoubtedly be the last straw that will break the camel's back, but at this point, even Yanli wants to see what is inside.

Wang Xu opened the gift box, which was only the size of a jewelry box, and then saw a whole box of condoms connected together.

The cat master also left a piece of paper in it, and wrote in painful words: "At the beginning, I didn't notice that the packaging said that it was 97% safe, so I became the victim of the remaining 3%." I hope you don't follow in my footsteps......"

Yan Li saw that this gift turned out to be blushing and heartbeat, she picked one up quite calmly, looked at the small words on the package, and said: "It's really written, I didn't know this was not 100% safe before." ”

Wang Xu's mind estimated that a string had been broken, and he seemed more calm than Yan Li at the moment: "You have never used it before, what can you know?" ”

"Hmph...... You know I haven't used it? ”

"Nonsense...... Of course I know ......"

Yan Li suddenly found that her argument was indeed meaningless, Wang Xu had read her memory, so she could only use an inappropriate analogy: "Haven't you ever eaten pork, haven't you ever seen a pig run?" ”

Wang Xu squinted at her: "So, when the girls get together, they not only have to chew their tongues, but also watch some restricted movies that boys also watch?" ”

Yan Li felt that their topic was starting to be wrong, so she cleared her throat and said, "Okay, you've finished opening the gift, let's cut the cake." ”

"Wait." Wang Xu suddenly stared at Yan Li's eyes: "Where is your gift?" ”

Yan Li's heartbeat increased significantly, but she still tried her best to control her tone and calmly replied, "I'll give it to you later." ”

Wang Xu thought for a while and said, "When you give it to me, do I need to use the gift of the cat master?" ”

"You go to die!" She said coquettishly, picked up a pillow on the sofa and threw it at Wang Xu's face.

But it naturally didn't hurt, and Wang Xu immediately said: "Okay, okay, I was wrong, don't be angry." ”

…………

The lights in the room had been turned off, and Wang Xu used a lighter to light the candle for his twenty-first birthday. Yan Li didn't sing a birthday song for Wang Xu, but just said, "Happy birthday." ”

Wang Xu just replied: "Thank you." ”

They looked at each other, and then they all lowered their heads in embarrassment.

After a moment of silence, Yan Li said softly, "Make a wish." ”

Wang Xu closed his eyes, and at this moment, he asked himself a question in his heart, "What do I want the most......

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