Chapter Seventy-Six: The Black Cat
Ren Gu covered his lower body, he felt that a small snake was about to come out from below, and he wailed: "Help me, it's coming out, it's coming out." Pen, fun, pavilion www. biqugeγ infoβ
"Ren Gu, please calm down. It's not time to give birth yet, and it's just a delusion triggered by your mental cues. The courier said.
"Save me, who are you, you have to save me. You must have a solution, where did you come from? What do you have to do with the feathered man? You have to save me, I don't want to be a eunuch, I don't want to give birth to a little snake! Ren Gu was incoherent, and he felt that the courier might be the last straw, and he clung to it.
The courier showed a sly smile, he wanted to break free of Ren Gu's hands, and said, "Classmate Ren Gu, little brother can't do anything." Let's not say that you didn't follow the rules to place an order, and my brother can't provide you with services. What's more, the younger brother's service does not include the work of delivering babies. β
"Who the hell are you? What services do you have! Ren Gu asked.
The courier pushed Ren Gu's hand away and took a step back. He raised the brim of his hat, and his clear facial features were displayed in front of Ren Gu. The delicate doll face has aura eyes, the eyelashes are long and curved, and the corners of his mouth maintain a confident arc. His hair peeked out of his hat and was combed behind his ears.
There was a black heart-shaped mark next to the corner of his left eye, and his big eyes winked at Ren Gu, making Ren Gu's face red.
"Walk the program." The courier said, "Hello and welcome to the push mill shop. Under the short tail black cat, it is a pleasure to serve you. β
"You're the strongest mercenary killer in the black market, Black Cat?" The nickname Black Cat has been widely circulated in the no-man's land since ten years ago, and it is rumored that he successfully assassinated the mastermind of the palace coup of the Blue Sky Bird royal family, the former imperial princess Violet, and the layers of vigilance in the royal family could not stop him.
"Killers are just a side hustle and mind, but I've always wanted to be a quiet courier."
The black cat waved his hand again and again, and said in a modest tone: "Don't dare to be, don't dare to be, the hero doesn't mention the courage of the year, after all, ten years have passed, and Lian is quite old, old." In fact, I challenge myself every year, there is nothing that no one can't assassinate, no matter what. Don't praise me as much as you want, hahahaha. β
"How old are you?" Ren Gu asked.
Ten years ago, as the strongest mercenary killer, he was proud of the no-man's land, and as long as he took over the task, he would definitely complete it successfully. Now Ren Gu sees the black cat's fine skin and tender flesh, and he feels very young. Could it be that the killer of ten years ago was just a stinky child?
"Don't ask this kind of privacy question to the girl you meet for the first time, if you have bad thoughts about me, I will sue you for molesting a young girl!" The black cat was a little embarrassed and continued to laugh.
Ren Gu looked at the young man with a broken nerve, and he was shocked when he saw it. The black cat's clothes covered his physical features, and he looked at him from the head, with fine skin and tender flesh, long eyelashes, and a faint beard on his lips. Ren Gu couldn't hold back and asked another question:
"Are you male or female?"
"Okay, thank you for visiting the push mill shop, this service ends here, see you next time." The black cat's smiling face immediately retracted, and after he said this, it turned into a white light and disappeared.
"Huh." Ren Gu exclaimed, he felt that this killer was quite interesting, with a temper and personality. I originally wanted him to serve myself, but I didn't expect to leave like this.
"Huh?" Ren Gu was amazed, he felt like he had forgotten something. Serve? What kind of service did you originally plan to have?
"Huh!" Ren Gu exclaimed, he touched his slightly bulging belly, and remembered.
I was raped, my belly was enlarged by a youkai, I was pregnant with a snake, and I was ...... I'm going to have my lower body cut open in a month!
Ren Gu began to shout repeatedly: "Lord Black Cat, you are back!" My lord, I was wrong, please help me! β
Ten minutes later, he shouted, "Black cat, you don't have business." Aren't you a killer? Help me kill that monster, the price is negotiable......"
An hour later, Ren Gu kept repeating in his mouth: "Dead cat, dead cat, dead cat......"
There is no point in shouting, and after Ren Gu shouted to despair, he searched for "Push Mill Shop" on the Internet and understood the method of summoning the store service.
The name of the Grinding Shop is derived from the old saying "Money makes a ghost grind", and the person who needs the service of the store needs to make a specific gesture and match a spell to summon the service staff of the store.
There is speculation that the Push Mill Shop is part of the underworld, and that most of their service staff are youkai. And there are two kinds of currency in the store, one is the currency of the underworld, and the other is the currency of the world, the dollar.
Liberty is life time, which can be superimposed on any human being, and in this way life can be extended. On the contrary, if you exchange your free life for the services of the store, you will reduce your lifespan.
Ren Gu made various gestures to the computer, and as his right index finger ran over the second knuckle of each finger of his left hand, and then his index finger drew circles in the air, he shouted the incantation:
"Money can make ghosts grind!"
A glowing circle appeared in front of the originally empty object, and the black cat emerged from the circle and sat on Ren Gu's computer desk.
The black cat still maintained a certain arc of smile, but there was something evil in Ren Gu's eyes. The black cat said: "Hello, welcome to the push mill shop, under the short tail black cat, it is a pleasure to serve you." β
Ren Gu said: "Sure enough, it's you!" β
"Nonsense, the pimple of the capital of abstinence is all under my control. If you have something to say, you can fart quickly, Lao Tzu is tens of millions of minutes away, and I don't have time to shout with you. The black cat said this with a smile, perhaps because of the smile service requested by the store.
Ren Gu said: "Save me, I will trade with you with a part of my free life." β
The black cat told Ren Gu that he couldn't do anything about Ren Gu's belly, and the little snake in Ren Gu's stomach had to be born, otherwise Ren Gu would have a big belly for the rest of his life, and he would have to accept the toss of the little snake.
Secondly, the black cat told Ren Gu that if he wanted to give birth to the little snake, he could only take it out by the feather-clad man himself. This means that Ren Gu is destined to become a eunuch.
"You can't do anything, what do I want you to do?" Ren Gu was so angry that he scolded.
"Be careful with your tone." The black cat doesn't care about Ren Gu, and he really doesn't have any good ways to deal with Ren Gu's situation. In this case, it seems that the transaction cannot be done, so the black cat does not need to be too kind.
"Then you can help me kill him, kill the feathered man!" Ren Gu thought for a long time and said helplessly.
"This is okay, the little brother is good at doing dirty work." The black cat said, "Ten years of freedom." β
"Deal." Ren Gu said.
"See you in a month, then."
A month before the next arrival of the feather-clad man, Ren Gu could be said to be worse than dead. Although hiding in a rental house, Ren Gu can't help but eat or drink. He put on a woman's clothes to go shopping, and he put on a wig to disguise himself.
I only go out late at night every day, for fear that acquaintances will recognize me.
He retched all day, retching because he was pregnant, retching because he remembered that he had a little snake in his stomach. He hated snakes, and he began to write anonymous letters asking Vice Principal Sima Zhu to ban snakes from entering the school.
The school's formation is supposed to prevent snakes from entering, and since I am carrying a small snake in my belly, maybe the feathered man is also a snake. Don't let him in, don't let him in!
After the summoning snake incident passed, Ren Gu fantasized: the summoning snake was the real body of the feathered man, he was dead, he must be dead!
A month later, someone knocked on Ren Gu's room door.