Chapter 12 Indian Divine Oil
Sun Wenhao opened the gift box and found that it contained the dried corpse of a bug, like a specimen.
He sniffed it, and there was a stench.
"What the hell?"
Sun Wenhao casually dumped the dried corpse of the insect in the box like garbage, and then put a small porcelain bottle on his body and re-capped it.
I rummaged through the small cloth bag filled with the gift money, and found that it contained ten heavenly coins, exactly the same as the kind of coin that Grandpa Groundhog had put in the brick block before.
Getting everything ready, Sun Wenhao said to Phantom Color, who was sitting on his shoulder,
"I'm sorry for you,
Help my brother become this dead toad on the ground. ”
"Oh! Get a big badass, get a big badass! ”
Then her little hands danced, and her lips moved,
"Help not fall into the ice, don't help the ice, help the ice not to fall into the ice, and help the ice not to help the ice!"
In an instant, Sun Wenhao changed from a little wasp monster with crooked melons and cracked dates to a toad demon with crooked melons and cracked dates.
It's almost exactly the same as the one on the ground, and even the clothes and shoes are exactly the same.
Here I have to mention that the talent of Illusion is amazing, in addition to the lack of magic value, the magic ability is not under the adult parents.
Sun Wenhao observed himself, learned from the walking appearance of the dead toad demon on the ground, twisted the toad's big ass and walked a few times, causing Phantom to giggle and laugh.
Then suddenly his body shook and fell off the top of his head......
Sun Wenhao's eyes were quick, and he hugged her with the claws of a toad.
Asked
"What's going on?"
Phantom said,
"It's fine, I'm a little dizzy."
Sun Wenhao said,
"Then you can hide in my clothes and rest first, don't move, don't make a sound, okay?"
"Good!"
After speaking, he jumped into the big pocket of Sun Wenhao's fat clothes of the toad he pretended.
Sun Wenhao dragged the dead ghost toad on the ground to the back of the mountain and hid it.
Then he swaggered up the mountain with gift boxes and gift money and invitations......
……
Although the Bumblebee King is righteous enough, he is greedy by nature.
Contradictory? He's just a very contradictory person, a very contradictory monster to be exact.
He has to personally accept every gift and take it to see it in person.
It's late now.,The various monsters who came to congratulate are almost here.,Received a lot of gifts.,But none of them satisfied me.。
The main thing is that there is nothing new, it is all gold and silver treasures, panacea or something, and it is not a good high-grade panacea.
When a toad demon came with a gift box, the bumblebee king was about to come over to personally inspect it.
The toad demon said with a thief's eyebrows,
"King, this gift of mine is very special, can I ask the king to take a step to accept it, and tell you the beauty of it when I am small."
"Oh?!" The bumblebee king was interested, and even the black chest hair on his chest trembled twice, and he hurriedly said,
"Bring it to me."
"Hey......" The toad demon hid the gift box behind him, and said in a mysterious and elongated voice,
"Borrow a step ......"
"Good! Good! Take a step! Take a step! The Bumblebee King hurriedly led him into the next room.
At the moment, there were only two of them left.
The bumblebee king couldn't wait to rub his paws and said,
"What good things can be shown to King Ben now, right?"
"Look, King!"
The toad demon opened the box and took out a small porcelain bottle with a small painting on it, on which a Ah San was printed, and four big characters were printed next to it.
"Indian Divine Oil!"
"This ...... It's ......"
The bumblebee king looked confused.
Although he is trendy enough, there are a few mobile phones and lighters in the one-yuan world, but he has never seen this thing.
The toad demon said,
"This thing is the treasure of the one-yuan world that our island owner 'Lai Aotian' has recently obtained!
The value is even the island, even the cottage.
It can make all male creatures love it, and make all female creatures want to stop. ”
When the bumblebee king heard this, he was a little skeptical and asked.
"What's in this little bottle is really that amazing?"
The toad demon nostrils turned to the sky and said,
"Of course, dare to ask the king how is his usual sexual affairs?
What is the maximum number of degrees you can get in a night? ”
The bumblebee king boasted that
"No, it's just two goals......"
"Huh!" The toad little monster laughed,
"Only twice?! Tell you, used it!
You can score at least seven times, which is more than enough! ”
"What?!" The bumblebee king was horrified,
"Seven...... Seven degrees?! ”
I'm going to be good, this thing is really needed tonight.
"Really?!"
The bumblebee king took the Indian god oil and turned it over and over in his paws.
The toad demon patted his chest and promised,
"Nothing short of real gold!
However, there is a trick before using it.
Remember, Lord, shake it well before using it, and then use it at least twenty minutes before intercourse.
This is very important, you have to remember, it has to have a process. ”
"Twenty minutes, huh?"
"Yes."
"So how do you use it? Drink it? ”
The toad demon almost fainted when he heard it, and hurriedly explained,
"It's not to drink it, you can't take it orally, but to apply it to ......"
He pointed to the crotch of the bumblebee king and made an expression that all male creatures knew.
"Oh...... I see! I get it! The Bumblebee King said with a look of sudden realization.
"Thank you on my behalf, the owner of the 'Lai Aotian' Island! You're also in a big reward! ”
"King Xie!"
……
Then it's simple, Sun Wenhao pretended to be a toad demon, first hid in a secluded place, released a phantom color to let her fly out to find the place where Teacher Pea was captured, and then tried to tell her to tell her to be restless, someone came to save her.
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That night, the demons gathered in the Huangtiao Mountain Gathering Hall to drink and feast, and they ate and drank until late at night.
Everyone was drunk like mud.
The Bumblebee King also drank one or two big, but he hadn't forgotten about business.
So, he burped and walked to the wedding room with a mouth full of wine.
Halfway down the road, I suddenly thought about something.
He took out the small bottle with "Indian Divine Oil" printed on it, and then looked around at no one, and just hid in the dark and started drying.
After wiping a little on the little brother, he also hid the remaining small bottle as if he had found a treasure.
Then he wandered outside for about twenty minutes, and when he felt that the time was almost up, he immediately ran to the wedding room.
Sun Wenhao's pretended toad demon hid in the dark and saw it, and followed with a smile.
The bumblebee king was full of meat jokes, pushed open the door, and saw Teacher Pea sitting on the edge of the bed, about to do something bad.
Suddenly......
"Ahh Yes! Oh...... It's so itchy, so painful......"
He knelt directly on the ground holding his crotch, his expression extremely painful.
"Ah...... It hurts me to death...... No! No! It's tickling me...... Pain! Itchy! ”
In the end, he just lay down on the ground and rolled on the ground.
Teacher Pea, who was sitting on the edge of the bed, was shocked.
At this time, a toad demon burst in laughing.
The bumblebee king rolled on the ground and tossed upside down, and when he saw him, he pointed at him with trembling paws and said.
"It's you! It's you! ”