Chapter 16: The First Business
It didn't take long for a woman's voice to come from the other end of the number, her voice was very soft, like a woman in her twenties. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info He Wei hurriedly said: "Hello." ”
"Who are you? Why are you calling me? Do I know you, sick? ”
The other end of the earpiece suddenly heard the woman's insulting voice, which suddenly made He Wei a little overwhelmed, he naively thought that he had typed the wrong number, but after a closer look, the number on the note was indeed exactly the same as the number in the display frame, so he asked in a low voice: "Hello, did you paste the note on the wall to kill demons and demons." ”
"Oh, I posted it, you're a Taoist, I'm really embarrassed just now, then you come to my house first, the address is in the cemetery, the third grave in the second row of the positive number."
When He Wei suddenly heard this, he was a little flustered, and thought that the other party had said the wrong thing, so he asked carefully: "Grave?" Does your family live in a coffin? What are you doing in the cemetery. ”
"What the hell, are you coming or not, if you don't come, I'll hang up first." The tone on the other side seemed very bad, as if he was already impatient.
"Oh, come, come, of course, then you wait for me, I'm not far from the cemetery, two steps away......" He Wei didn't say anything, and hung up the phone on the other side, and there was a "beep" sound from the receiver.
He Wei walked out of the phone booth and looked left and right, the streets were full of traffic, pedestrians coming and going, and it didn't look as gloomy as before, as if he had completely entered another new world.
He walked down the street, and in a few minutes he came to the place where the woman had spoken in the earpiece, and came to the grave. The tombstone bears a black-and-white photograph of a woman's head with long black hair that can clearly see the woman's face, smiling at He Wei.
He Wei took a closer look at the tomb, the grass on the grave had withered, and every corner was overgrown with weeds, which looked like an ordinary tomb. He Wei immediately wanted to continue calling the woman and asking her where she was.
But he didn't have a mobile phone with him, so he had to shout a greeting to the tombstone: "Hello, I'm here, please show up." ”
After saying this, the surroundings were still quiet, silent, and silent. He Wei saw that there was no echo in the grave, and then asked again, but he still couldn't hear the woman's voice, so in desperation, he had to turn around and leave.
As soon as he took two steps, another greeting came from the tombstone: "Come in." ”
He Wei subconsciously turned his head to look at the tombstone in front of him, and found that there was no reaction, and the three words just now were indeed clearly heard by a woman, but there was no figure behind him, which made He Wei suddenly feel extremely unnatural.
In order to hear the woman's voice again, he took two more steps forward, and the woman's greeting came from behind him: "Come in." ”
This time, He Wei was already prepared in his heart, and immediately turned his head to look behind him, but what he didn't expect was that there was still no figure behind him, only a hard tombstone standing in front of the withered tomb.
This time He Wei didn't continue to move forward, and walked to the previous tomb again, carefully glanced at the photo of the woman on the tombstone, and found that it was a little familiar, as if he had seen it somewhere before, but his mind was like being pricked by a needle, and he couldn't remember who the woman was.
He Wei unconsciously asked: "Hello, where are you, you let me in, there is no door at all, except for a tombstone, there is not even a hole, how can I get in?" ”
As soon as this sentence fell, the tombstone once again uttered the same three words: "Come in." And the tone was almost the same, so He Wei felt a little strange, and immediately ran to the back of the tombstone to find out, but when he got to the back of the tombstone, he found that there was no one talking before, and an old-fashioned tape recorder was hidden behind the tombstone.
And this tape recorder also looked extremely familiar, the silver-white shell, it seemed that he had seen it many times before, and when he turned on the tape recorder, he was completely stunned, because there was no tape in the tape recorder at all.
The tape recorder was inserted in the soil before, revealing half of the fuselage, as if someone did it on purpose, and the surrounding dirt was as if it had just been thrown away, the tape recorder should have just been put in, and at the same time, there was a burst of laughter behind He Wei.
This time, too, the voice came from behind, but not from the tombstone, and it made him feel as if the woman was standing behind him, and brought her mouth to his side, letting out a bleak wry laugh.
He Wei immediately looked back at the back, and a woman in red clothes immediately appeared in front of him, but her red clothes did not look like a female ghost, the style of the clothes was very novel, and she looked trendy when she wore it, like a normal woman.
"Is that you?" He Wei asked with a surprised expression.
"It's me, what's wrong? Doesn't it look like it? Let's go, take you to my house, and we'll have a good talk. With that, the woman turned around and walked towards the gate of the cemetery.
At the same time, He Wei also followed closely with low eyebrows, and the two of them walked to a small house at the gate, which looked like a small bungalow, and there was a garage on the first floor, and the woman opened the door and walked into the living room.
The two of them went to the living room together and sat on the sofa, which looked extremely luxurious and the furniture was extravagant. But He Wei couldn't sit still on the sofa at all, and immediately asked: "Why did you say that your family lived in a grave before?" Can't you just tell me the address of your home? ”
The woman smiled and replied without any expression: "Hey, I can't help it, the garage at home is haunted, and I have no choice but to post to find a Taoist priest to exorcise demons, but the people who have called me in the past few days are some people who come to make trouble and harass me, none of them are real Taoist priests, and then I don't dare to say the real address at will." ”
"Then how can you confirm that I am a Taoist priest? Aren't you afraid that I'm a bad person? He Wei looked at her suspiciously and asked again.
"I see that you are dressed very plainly, and your hairstyle is not exaggerated, even if you don't look like a good person, you don't look like a bad person." As she spoke, the woman picked up a pot of tea from the table, poured it into a glass, reached out and handed it to He Wei, and said, "Drink something." ”
"No, let's talk about the price first, how much are you willing to pay?" He Wei's expression immediately became a little serious.
"I was about to talk about this, the Taoist priests who called me before opened very low prices, some only a few hundred yuan, and even some only a few dozen, but I know very well in my heart that they are not really here to catch ghosts, but just want to harass me......"
"Okay, stop for a moment, I can find out first, what the hell did you bump into?" He Wei interrupted the woman's words and asked, He Wei had been a ghost himself before, and he knew the Achilles heel of ghosts in his heart, no matter what kind of ghost he was, he was very greedy for money, as long as he had money, he would definitely be able to buy it.
The woman took out a box of mint-flavored cigarettes from her pocket, put it in her mouth and lit it, took a puff, and then looked at He Wei in front of her, and said: "Things start last month, one morning, I was about to go to work and entered the garage, but the car couldn't start anyway, and there was still red liquid flowing under the fuel tank. ”
"Later, I really had no choice but to take the bus to work, but just before I walked out of the garage, there was a series of children's crying sounds from the hood of my car, and when I looked back, the sound suddenly stopped, but as soon as I left the car, the child's voice would reach my ears again."
"In the next few days, strange things continued one after another, and the sound could not only be heard in the garage, but even in the bedroom, kitchen, and living room, the crying of the child could be heard, especially when sleeping in bed at night, and the child could always be felt sleeping next to him."
"Okay, stop for a moment, I'll ask you something first." He Wei interrupted the woman's words, and said softly, "Do you have a child?" ”
"Yes." The woman replied in the affirmative, and then said: "But it was not born at all, it was already aborted when it was two months pregnant, and the fetus was not formed in the womb at all, how could it become a ghost?" ”
"Well, good, I already know, now we can start talking about the price." He Wei turned his head to look at the living room, turned around and continued: "I see that your small villa is quite luxurious, it is estimated that it will cost more than three million yuan to buy it, and I will charge you one-tenth of the cost of the room this time." ”
"What? Three hundred thousand? Why don't you rob it, I went to the temple to ask for a peace charm and only spent thirty yuan of incense money. The woman's expression suddenly became a little exaggerated, and her whole body almost jumped up from the sofa.
"If you believe in the peace charm you carry, then we have nothing to talk about, don't speculate for more than half a sentence, and say goodbye." After He Wei finished speaking, he stood up from the sofa, turned around and walked out of the door without looking back.
"Hey, wait, little master, I really don't have 300,000, can the price be discussed." The woman hurriedly rubbed up from the sofa, ran quickly in front of He Wei, stopped him, and her expression looked very nervous.
"And how many do you have?" He Wei suddenly stopped and asked.
"My family's total savings are more than 30,000 yuan, there is really no surplus, if you want to scrape together money, you can only sell the house, but where will I live after the sale." The woman's expression looked a little pitiful, but it didn't rain with a bare face, as if she was deliberately pretending.
"Huh? This is a good note, you see that you can't sell this small bungalow, after the sale, you are going to buy a cheaper second-hand house, I can be responsible for introducing you, how about it. ”
Just as the two of them were talking in the living room, the child's crying suddenly sounded from the living room, crying, calling out to his mother, and the whole living room echoed with the child's voice.
The woman suddenly shouted anxiously: "Little master, do you hear it, this is the voice." ”
"I heard, I heard, what are you anxious about, let me ask you something, do you have stinky tofu or something like that at home, or something a little stinky."
"Yes, yes, I'll go to the fridge and get it for you."
After a while, the woman took out a few pieces of stinky tofu from the refrigerator and stuffed them to He Wei, but the crying in the living room never stopped. After He Wei took the stinky tofu, he immediately stuffed it into his mouth, and at this moment, He Wei's hands suddenly spread out, his lips opened bigger than oranges, and countless tiny cockroaches crawled out of his tongue at once, and swarms came out of the tip of his tongue.
The scene in front of her frightened the woman, and as soon as her legs went limp, she sat down on the ground. And the cockroaches that crawled out of their mouths kept crawling fast on the ground, and the whole living room was full of traces of cockroaches.
Just as the cockroaches filled the living room, the child's crying finally stopped, and at the same time there was a scream, and the child seemed to be in the air and said, "Ah, there are so many cockroaches, help, it hurts my arm." ”
The sound echoed in the living room again and again, making the atmosphere of the whole space extremely strange at once. At the same time, the woman on the ground was already paralyzed, her eyes were stupid looking at He Wei's disgusting body, her tongue was pitch black, and the cockroaches inside kept crawling out.
After a few minutes, the child's voice stopped, He Wei immediately closed his lips, and the cockroaches in the living room obediently crawled back into He Wei's tongue and into his throat and down his esophagus.
Seeing that the cockroaches were crawling in, He Wei immediately threw down the stinky tofu in his hand, walked in front of the woman with a stagger, and said in a very low voice: "I didn't scare you, you have also seen it now, what is a real Taoist priest, a real Taoist priest, and the price charged is naturally worthy of his Taoist skills." ”
At this time, the woman's forehead kept breaking out in cold sweat, and she didn't slow down, her stiff body dragged on the ground and didn't move, and after a while, she replied: "Look...... See, you...... You really are a Taoist priest. ”
"Of course, haven't you seen it with your own eyes just now, don't you still believe it, do you think it's very expensive for me to charge you 300,000, don't tell you, the last business I took over, the boss gave me 3 million, you just 300,000 will ink for half a day, if I'm not happy, maybe I won't do your business, and then that little ghost will come to you again, I'm not responsible."
He Wei was smiling triumphantly, and kept bragging about himself, maybe he had never felt this way, and the first time he showed his might, he almost made him proud to the sky.
(To be continued)