"Anyway, why is Zheng Guangzu still in school during the summer vacation?" Ji Yun wiped a few tiles with a toothbrush, and asked without raising his head - this brother also tried his best, he was wiping the four gods in the college museum, the fairy city is worthy of the name of the ancient city, Qin bricks and Han tiles have never been lacking, "the left dragon and the right tiger palm are on all sides, and the Vermilion Bird Xuanwu Shun Yin and Yang", the four gods have been clearly recorded since the Western Han Dynasty. These pieces of the four gods are real Western Han Dynasty antiquities, and I want to suppress a new ghost who has been dead for less than two months with a history of more than 2,000 years, which is nine out of ten - this is still a complete set of his meows, although the fairy market has never lacked tiles, this is also quite rare, how to have a set bonus! As for the origin? Cultural relics conservation students are responsible for cleaning and maintaining cultural relics, and there is nothing wrong with it! I heard that some juniors took the initiative to ask for help cleaning up the cultural relics, and the senior who is responsible for the daily maintenance of the college museum is crazy, and the farts sent to the door are cheap~ No, who doesn't like free labor - so Ji Yun can secretly bring such a big killer back to the dormitory to prepare for the war......

"Take it easy! Don't spoil anyone. "Li Dongyang can't stand it anymore, you use a toothbrush toothbrush to shabu cultural relics~ Let's not say if it hurts cultural relics, aren't you dirty-Li Dongyang has already made up his mind to pay attention to Ji Yun will never be allowed to scoop food from his bowl in the future, it's too unhygienic.

"Big brother~ Is this Wadang, okay? The things that the ancients used to protect the eaves, to put it bluntly, are beautiful tiles, where is there so particular......" Ji Yun said that Li Dongyang overreacted, and sure enough, the world is like this - if you are serious, you will lose.

"There's nothing wrong with a toothbrush! Also, Lao Ji, don't you know that there is a thing called 'staying in school during the summer vacation'? Wu Ding didn't think there was anything wrong with this. Wu Ding was not qualified to blame Ji Yun at all - he was cleaning up a "tiger" with his toothbrush, which is the legendary night pot...... The saying that dirt wards off evil spirits has been circulating for a long time, don't you know that the "mixed yuan golden bucket" that kills all sides in "Romance of the Gods" is a clean bucket? As for the night pot, the physical properties are similar, even if it is not as powerful as the "Mixed Yuan Golden Bucket", at least it can be compared to the "Golden Jiao Scissors" and "Yin-Yang Mirror", which are slightly weaker magic weapons! There is also a saying that the thing "Huzi" was avoided in the Tang Dynasty - Tang Gaozu Li Yuan's grandfather was called "Li Hu", and "Huzi" was renamed "Mazi". SO~ Don't call your girlfriend Ma Zi in the future, it's disrespectful. Having said that, Wu Ding has always questioned the person who called his girlfriend "Ma Zi" at the beginning~ What did he do to his girlfriend???

"You~ stay away from me!" Li Dongyang saw Wu Ding brushing the "tiger" with a toothbrush, and stared at Wu Ding viciously with a gaze that could kill people Ling Chi - at noon, Li Dongyang saw that the sweet and sour fish that Wu Ding beat was quite fragrant, and he couldn't help but chatter with chopsticks, and now the whole person is not good.

"What's wrong? What's wrong? Wu Ding, who was concentrating on cleaning up the antiquities, said that he was confused.

"You're better than Ji Yun~ You use a toothbrush to brush the night pot!" Li Dongyang's disgusting super natural, well~ supernatural disgusting, is powerless to complain.

"Hey! You haven't used a waste toothbrush to clean the toilet~ The same reason! What's in it? Wu Ding understood. If the protagonist is disgusting to a certain extent, this book must be unreadable......

"After a while, use this thing to pretend to be black dog blood, hehe, and splash it on that little devil with his head and face - tsk, the right is to avenge those guilty dogs~ This injury is a proper bonus! Ha~haha~ha! Thinking of the results of his efforts, Wu Ding's facial muscle groups were out of control as a whole, giving you a honeyed smile that did not touch the skin~ but hurt the soul.

"Huh~ The goosebumps of the people you laugh at are coming out!" Wang Zhe, who was drawing talismans according to the printing paper, was shaken by Rin's hand and scrapped a talisman - Wang Zhe was writing the word "Tai" in "Taishang Laojun is as anxious as a law", and that point was stretched too long and became the word "wood". In other words, isn't it a man's ultimate dream to change from "too" to "wood"? People gather like like, teasing and dying of such diseases are also contagious? The pure Wang Zhe suddenly thought that he was no longer pure, and felt inexplicably sad in his heart......

Wu Ding has fallen into YY and began to write and act in sketches - "You said that the black dog blood + Chinese New Year's Eve pot is a big killing weapon, how much damage can it cause to that little ghost at once?" ”

"Why do you have to ~ a small half tube of blood all of a sudden, right?"

"A small half-tube of blood? That's base damage! At most, leave him a bloody skin - that's all, it's still looking up to him! Without a hundred-year cultivation, one move will be seconds! There is no high-level ancestor such as Count Dracula, the old demon of Montenegro, and the general of the zombie king, and it is enough to kill him twice! Kouhu ~ Kouhu ~ Kou! ”

Wu Ding's YY who was in Hong Kong was interrupted by pushing the door, and his face and the night pot had a zero-distance intimate contact - just as a girlfriend, kiss "Mazi"~ No problem!

"You're sick! Don't know how to knock on the door first? Wu Ding shouted at Li Changgeng dissatisfiedly, and Li Changgeng, who went out to find black dog blood, came back. Wu Ding likes to block the door, this problem is incurable - a bad habit of playing too much CS......

"Huh~ Brothers are ready! Don't think I don't knock on the door, it's already six o'clock, and it's going to be dark soon-the one we have to deal with likes to knock on the door the most~ Are you sure you won't be more nervous when I knock on the door? Li Changgeng calmly said that there was a reason for the incident, and he was not guilty of not knocking on the door.

Wu Ding looked constipated and had nothing to say - what he said made sense, and I was speechless.

"Hmmm~ I got the black dog blood~ a big bottle full!" Saying that, Li Changgeng proudly raised the drink bottle in his hand - in order not to cause unnecessary misunderstandings, Wu Ding specially found a cola bottle for him, or you take a mineral water bottle to bottle an unknown liquid on the bus to try, and it will be sent to the police station by the enthusiastic crowd in minutes......

The 350ML plastic bottle is full, this brother's task is well accomplished! Wu Ding, who was about to give Li Changgeng a verbal praise, was frightened by Li Dongyang's actions - this guy took out a hand shovel against Li Changgeng's waist and shouted in a low voice: "Say~ How did the black dog's blood come from?" There is a momentum of cutting the abdomen if you don't agree with the word~ Of course, it is Li Changgeng's abdomen that is cut...... In front of the dog lovers who have just been stimulated, they vigorously say that the black dog is bloody or something~ very good and powerful......

"Don't~ Don't, you can't write two 'Li' words in one stroke, everyone was one family five hundred years ago! Besides~ I didn't offend you! Li Changgeng was inexplicably attacked by his teammates, saying that he was a good citizen, a big ~ good citizen.

"Say~!!" Li Dongyang's assassin's soul burned, and the hand shovel moved forward again - "seppuku" was about to become a "kidney attack"~.

"I bought two catties of beef, and then pickled them in wine to find black stray dogs, and I worked hard to find two, and I fed them to eat~ After eating, they were~" Li Changgeng muttered.

"That's it~ Say!" Hearing this, Li Changgeng was already angry, the knife ~ No, the hand shovel was handed forward again, and it was almost into the meat......

"Just~ circled around me, and peed on my pants - and then ran away~" said here Li Changgeng stared at Wu Ding angrily, and he was pitted by his pig teammates - this thing is afraid of hurting Wang Xingren by drinking, and everyone will be injured if he drinks too much, and Wu Ding estimates that the dog is the same, so what is prepared for Li Changgeng is ~ fruit beer! However, the kind of fruit beer that sells well in Xianshi has a negligible low alcohol content~. Anyway, it's beef! Li Changgeng himself is usually reluctant to eat, the key is that he has not deceived the blood after eating it for the dog, but poor Li Changgeng has even prepared the bandage dressing! SO~ Li Changgeng's anger is so unforgettable, he almost forgot the hand shovel on his waist......

"And then~ How did you get your black dog blood?" Li Dongyang's subordinates loosened up and asked strangely.

"When I was feeding the dogs, I was watched and told me was a good person! There was a girl who looked good-looking, and she looked cute and stupid, so I chatted with her for a few words. Her surname is Chen, she is a veterinarian ~ assistant who works in a nearby pet store. I told her that I had fallen into evil - every day I woke up from a bed of more than 50,000 square meters, faced more than 200 beautiful maids, and then I felt empty ~ lonely ~ cold, and wanted to lie on my Ferrari and cry - I felt that I must have fallen into evil spirits, so I needed black dog blood to ward off evil spirits. But I bought the most expensive Kobe beef~ It is the meat of a cow raised with Kobe lobsters to feed the dogs~ I want the cute Wang Xingren to dedicate a little blood. But~ I'm so annoyed! All of a sudden, I became a cry-nosed fool! But ~~ How can I do it to poor stray dogs even if I am a fool??? No~ It's not something I'm supposed to do! "Li Changgeng is a poor man, poor people take the beef they are reluctant to eat and feed it to the dogs, and feed it for nothing-however, the poor man must have something to hate-you are lying to your sister as a fool? From head to toe, you can have 500 yuan all over your body~ No, even if I lose 200 RMB, I will have 50,000 square meters of bed and more than 200 maids, you can say this kind of unreliable words! Ferrari, don't say you've ever driven it, how many times have you seen it? And ~ You honestly confess, are you sure you are studying archaeology rather than film and television drama writing? How can this rhetoric be set in a set, it still looks so familiar......

It's really hateful~ It's extremely hateful, it's actually deceiving~ No, abducting women from good families - this is the voice of everyone in 5136.

"And then~?" Li Dongyang, who was closest to him, was a little dizzy by this kind of miracle, and he didn't know that the shovel had fallen to the ground.

"The ups and downs of life are too fast, it's really ~ too exciting! And then ~ she said I was a good person, and that feeling was just that I hadn't been in a relationship. Wait a few days and come to me. also brought me some dog blood~ But don't take it too seriously! said that this evil ~ disease can only be cured by a pure girl with a sweet kiss ~ " Li Changgeng smiled like a fox who stole a chicken in a fairy tale.

"Are you sure you can have that much dog blood in a pet store?" Wu Ding said that you can get your sister by talking nonsense like this, and you win~ However, the task assigned by the organization still has to be completed, don't think about getting by...... Well, this is the jealousy of the red fruit, the heavenly justice from the single dog and the FFF regiment.

"Oh~ There is a black Labrador in their pet store today with postpartum hemorrhage, and the rescue is saved, but there is really a lot of blood; There was also a fight between two black-backed men from the police force, and the one that was bitten was called a bloody blur. She squeezed and rubbed it all for me, and collected it all - there was so many! Fresh and hot ~ 1,000% black dog blood! "Li Changgeng said that you can question my character, but you can't question my ability to do things - not every drop of dog blood is called black dog blood.

"Okay~ you won!" In the face of Li Changgeng, who has a burst of character and a good face, all of you in 5136 can only say that you have been defeated.

"Oh~ He also said that I am like the one in "Full House of Romance"~ Li is here, but I still think I am a little more like Pei Yongjun......" While saying Li Changgeng, he glanced at Wang Zhe's mirror, and from now on, it seems that the title of 5136 No. 1 beautiful man is about to change hands!

"I'm rubbing! You're so energetic! You can play the ugliness of a big horse monkey without makeup, so let's take it~Hadouken! "Xie An jumped up from the bed unhappily and asked you to carry us behind our backs! The most infuriating thing is that they seem to be hooked! It's bearable~ It's unbearable!

"Hehe~ If you take off your clothes, you can play the teasing of King Kong, and bear the anger from the five old peaks of Lushan! Lushan ascends to the dragon! "Li Dongyang is closer, and this move will come much faster.

"Oh yo~ the old obscene version of Bi Ma Wen, accept this gift from the snowy plateau~ Da Ri Rulai bless the divine change!"

"Haha~ Wuzhi Qi in the real society, I want to punish you on behalf of Dayu~ Five Thunder Tianxin Righteousness!"

"Yo Roar ~ The face owner of the ape demarcation point, eat my seventy-two Tan legs!"

"Hmph~ Eat the swollen and disfigured Meng Qiqi, watch my Bengbu maneuver!"

Suddenly, 5136 set off a bloody storm, and the big moves that circulated in arcades, anime, fantasy, martial arts, Xianxia, and emperor bars have hit Li Changgeng - of course, it is also shouting, if you are really hit by these moves, it will really be ~ bombarded to scum...... Li Changgeng is still alive~!

Li Changgeng, who was "sealed" - well, that is, Li Changgeng, who was pressed at the bottom of the stacked arhats, waved his hand with difficulty, and said to Wu Ding, who was the only one who didn't move: "Good brother~ Everyone, good brother, talk about righteousness!" Save me~~! The end of the word "ah~" dragged on for a long time, which was particularly touching and had a long aftertaste.

"Oh~ You misunderstood, I was just thinking about a question...... "Wu Ding has always been very wise in this kind of major issue of right and wrong - it is unwise to speak for Li Changgeng, hehe, he will be beaten together, right? This is called ~ two dozen six? Wu Ding is not crazy yet!

"I'm just thinking: since the sweet kiss of a pure girl can exorcise evil spirits for you, a 'rich and handsome'. That beauty is so fond of you again~ Well, Pei Yongjun! Why did that beauty make you wait a few days? Could it be ~ that she is not pure now, or will she be pure in a few days? "Wu Ding has never been afraid to speculate on the world with malice, Li Changgeng is not happy to be a father~ No, this should be called a cloud as a father, because there is no comedy like floating clouds! Aha! - Don't blame Wu Ding's brain~ First, there is no free lunch in this world, the second is that the advertisement of Xianshi to solve all kinds of troubles for girls in three minutes is done well, and the third is ~ You really think that other beauties are blind!

Li Changgeng, who was already tortured physically, comprehended the strong malice in Wu Ding's words, tilted his head, and passed out......

"Hey~ I was going to have my heart to the bright moon, but the bright moon shines on the ditch!" Wu Ding sighed faintly and groaned twice. Speculating with the greatest malice about the world, the world is often worse than it thinks; Keep your posture to the bottom of your face for the future, which is often worse than you think - what's wrong with the world? Why do you always have to let the face of the person who pretends to fly up hit the ground first......