Chapter 16: The First Night
Zheng Guo smiled and said, "Today is the first day, and I have no experience, so I'm a little embarrassed, I hope tomorrow will be better luck." Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info"
"Alone in the jungle, is Guo Ye afraid?"
"Just kidding, how can the eldest brother be afraid!"
"Guo Ye, ...... behind you"
“…… There's a head! ”
"Pale face."
"Scarlet tongue."
"No feet!"
Some viewers have a tacit understanding to start ghost story solitaire.
Zheng Guo is a fan of horror movies, he has never seen any routines, how can he be frightened by these little tricks.
Suddenly remembered something, and said, "By the way, before I came, I encountered a very strange thing. ”
"That night, my computer malfunctioned, so I called the customer service staff and asked them to send someone to fix it. Half an hour later, someone knocked on the door, and when I opened the door, I saw that it was a very thin man, his face was pale, like a skeleton, he was holding a computer bag, and asked me: Sir, do you want to buy a computer? I said no, and closed the door. After waiting for more than ten minutes, the maintenance personnel had not yet come, so they called to urge, and apologized to the other side that the maintenance personnel sent out before could not be contacted, and a new maintenance person would come to the door immediately. About ten minutes later, someone knocked on the door, opened the door, but it was still the same thin man from before, staring at me blankly, and asked: Sir, do you want to buy a computer? I was so angry that I threw the door at the door without replying. Called to urge customer service, customer service was also very strange, and the second repairman could not be contacted, so let me not worry, the manager went in person. However, after another ten minutes, it was still the thin man who knocked on the door, and he still asked me if I would buy a computer. At this time, the bag in his hand fell to the ground, and three business cards floated out of it, and I found that two of them were ordinary employees and one was a manager. The three business cards are stained with bright red marks. ”
The live broadcast room was silent, and there were few barrages.
Zheng Guo frowned and said, "Sailors, are you strange? ”
"And then?"
"That man killed three people who came to the door for maintenance, he is a murderer!"
"Have you ever wondered how that murderer knew that Guo Ye's computer was broken?"
"It's scary to think about."
"It's just a weird story, a bunch of little fools upstairs!"
"Damn, the phone rang suddenly, scaring the baby!"
……
"It's not too early on earth, so let's wash and sleep." Zheng Guo stretched, "Although it's not too late on my side, I can't do anything in the dark, so it's better to rest early and prepare for new challenges." ”
The audience was reluctant to give up, and they sent barrages one after another to stay.
Zheng Guo no longer struggled to persuade that those who didn't sleep at this point were night owls, and it was impossible for them to go to bed early.
Throwing a few pieces of wood on the campfire, he quickly climbed onto the rattan bed, waved his hand at the camera, no longer gave them a chance to speak, and immediately turned off the live broadcast.
Lying on the elastic rattan bed, I can't help but smile wryly when I recall the first day in this jungle. And this is only the outlying area, and it seems that this jungle is even more difficult than he imagined.
A long, crazy day.
My body was like falling apart, it was so sore and painful that I didn't even want to move a finger.
In such a state, tomorrow is enough to choke.
Suddenly, my heart moved, and I remembered the Shangyuan Heart Sutra that I had just learned.
Anyway, it's okay to be idle, it's better to cultivate.
Lie flat, fold your hands on your navel, relax your muscles, and begin to adjust your breath.
Unlike sitting cross-legged in martial arts novels, the cultivation posture of the Shangyuan Heart Sutra is very casual, how comfortable it is, because only when the whole body is relaxed, can the spiritual strength be stimulated to the maximum.
After a few breaths, his consciousness fell into a half-asleep and half-awake state of confusion. Then little by little, the internal breath is drawn so that it travels along the specific meridians. Soon, the muscles began to swell and throb, as if there were countless little hands massaging, which was very comfortable.
As a result, consciousness is more distracted, and the manipulation of internal breath is more handy, resulting in a continuous cycle of positive feedback......
I don't know how long it took, there was a feeling of distension in the lower abdomen, and the internal breath seemed to be tighter, if it was just free gas before, then now this gas has become a little sticky.
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Although the live broadcast was turned off, more than 10,000 people in the live broadcast room did not leave, and they were all chatting with barrages.
"Do you think Guo Ye can walk through the jungle?"
"What words! You should ask, how many days will it take Master to cross the jungle! ”
"Although I have confidence in Guo Ye, after all, it is the Tesoro Jungle that no one has conquered yet."
"There will definitely be difficulties, but I believe that Big Brother will be able to overcome them!"
"Looking forward to tomorrow's adventure."
"The section of the shark head rhino is so handsome! That post on the forum has already received nearly a million hits! ”
"And the previous part of the mountain, running down the steep hillside, as if walking on the ground, without even breathing. It's a pity that that part was not recorded. ”
"Everyone, I've decided to learn the art of China!"
"Don't the sailors sleep?"
"Not yet, sleeping yarn."
"Scum! Master, I just need to meditate and regulate my internal breath! ”
"Sleepy ......"
"This donor, you are paralyzed, get up!!"
After the super pipe Prowancai withdrew from the live broadcast room, he immediately dialed a phone call.
"Eldest sister, what time do you think it is!" The other side yelled dissatisfiedly.
"You slept?" Prowanchai looked incredulous.
"Ranked, if you have something to say, talk about it quickly."
You can hear the crackling sound of the keyboard coming from there.
"I found a streamer with a lot of potential." Prowangcai picked out Zheng Guo's situation and said it again. "Tell you, don't let other platforms dig it up when the time comes!"
"Understood, I can't run, I'll sign him as soon as he comes back!"
Prowancai put down the phone, and his heart was a little more settled.
From her strategic point of view, that Zheng Guo will definitely be on fire, although it is still only the beginning of the show, but once the influence expands, it will be unstoppable.
Because other anchors rely on high technology and are fully armed to keep up with the battlefield, he is the main national art, and he entered the jungle in casual clothes. He has an innate advantage in resonating with the audience.
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The effect of the Shangyuan Heart Sutra was beyond Zheng Guo's expectations, and after practicing for an hour, not only did the internal breath increase, but even the soreness in the muscles was relieved a lot. It's really worth buying it for 800 coupons, and you get what you pay for.
Cultivation should not be too much, one hour is enough, too much, it is easy to hurt the muscles and veins.
Ready to go to bed, but had to face a very annoying problem.
There are also blood-sucking insects on the planet, the most common ones that look a lot like mosquitoes on Earth, but are larger.
At night, the smell of blood came, buzzing around Zheng Guo's ears.
As an earth creature, Zheng Guo has more hemoglobin content in his blood than the creatures on this planet, in other words, the smell of blood is stronger, so all kinds of blood-sucking insects have come to the feast.
Shoot a mosquito to death, the body is two inches long, and shoot a large bag of blood.
It's all his blood, how many calories. Zheng Guo's heart ached.
No, you have to be sucked into a human for a night's sleep.
"Buns, start the live broadcast."
When I entered the live broadcast room, I saw that there were still more than 1,000 people chatting there.
"I decided to go crouching and go to apprenticeship as soon as Guo Ye came back."
"I'm going to send a barbecue to Guo Ye!"
"I decided to follow Guo Ye for a week to show my respect."
The corners of Zheng Guo's eyes twitched, it was already two or three o'clock in the morning on the earth, and he was really a group of night owls.
"What are you doing when you don't sleep?"
There was a moment of silence.
"Haha, I knew sleeping late would pay off!"
"Ma Ma said, people who sleep late will not be too unlucky, I believe it!"
"Good, good, didn't the old man have hallucinations after too much masturbation?"
A wave of tipping ensued.
Little padded jacket: "Why is it on the air again?" ”
Zheng Guo said bitterly: "Friends, I miscalculated and was almost sucked dry by mosquitoes." Why don't you sleep yet? ”
Little padded jacket: "Tomorrow is the weekend, yes!" ”
Little cotton pants: "After watching your video, I found that you are indeed very good, and I decided to be your fan." ”
"Little cotton pants? Ladies and gentlemen, the old man smells of adultery. ”
Little padded jacket: "It's my roommate, I just helped her apply for an account to pay attention to Guo Ye." ”
"Another beauty? Do you have a boyfriend? ”
"A cold and handsome guy, looking for the other half."
"Lonely for a long night, I really want to have someone to accompany me."
"Upstairs, it's enough to have a left hand and a right hand, don't ask for too much."
Zheng Guo said with a smile: "This point is still left in the live broadcast room, it must be true love." ”
I can't squirt: "I really love your second uncle!" Lao Tzu came to see you unlucky! ”
"Poof, can't squirt out?"
"It's a pity that the beep room is not there, otherwise I will send you in."
Zheng Guo was also helpless: "This spray friend, spend so much time just to see me unlucky?" Is it worth it? ”
I can't squirt: "I'm a bastard, I have time, I'm staring at you!" ”
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