Chapter 162 The situation is serious
Screaming, scolding, ringing, ringing, sound into the ears; Passers-by, idlers, and parties, everyone is in danger.
The morning light was still faint, but the woods were already crowded with people. Although the winter is cold, the scene of hundreds of people shouting and scolding each other while talking on the phone is really lively, and people feel no chill in their hearts.
Wave after wave of people are joining, and the size of the crowd is still gradually growing.
Suddenly, Long Xirui actually found the cockroach Qiang of Fengyue Palace in the crowd, and he was vaguely heard shouting: "Mom, Lao Tzu's throat is smoking, why don't you find a place like a club to sit down and call slowly, and it's okay to call someone while drinking tea and playing mahjong!" ”
In a blink of an eye, Long Xirui saw from a distance the head of the Hero Gate, Xiong Thirteen, with a balloon face and a group of disciples walking slowly.
When Uncle Chu saw it, he was overjoyed and waved his hand at Xiong Thirteen, and Xiong Thirteen also raised his fat and thick (right) palm and waved at Uncle Chu.
"That! I'll just say, it's still the thirteenth brother of the Hero Gate who is the most righteous! Uncle Chu said to his subordinates, "Drawing a sword to help is a hero, and sending charcoal in the snow is a hero!" When you come out to mix, you have to be like the thirteenth brother, answer a call from your brother, and come as soon as you say. ”
After speaking, he stared at Yu Ye with a smug face, sneered and said, "You are dead!" Who doesn't know that the thirteenth brother of the other family has a set of bear's paw thirteen styles to shoot all over Yunshan invincible, and I'll see how he slaps you to death with one palm! ”
While speaking, Xiong Thirteen had already come to the front, and Uncle Chu saw him raise his heavy palm again, so he waved his hand with a smile on his face, wanting to high-five Xiong Thirteen to celebrate each other, but he didn't even touch one of the other party's fingers, and when he turned his head to look again, Xiong Thirteen's hand was already held with Yu Ye's hand.
"No righteousness!" The angry Uncle Chu pointed to Xiong Thirteen's nose and shouted.
Xiong Thirteen looked at him with annoyance, and snorted: "I can do what I want with the fish, and I can also do what I want with the bear's paw. Old Prince, if it weren't for Lao Yu calling me today, as long as you say a word, I, Xiong Thirteen, would not hesitate even if I went to the soup. ”
"Your grandma is a bear!" Uncle Chu scolded loudly, "I think you are a villain who forgets his righteousness, and you are the thirteenth generation of your ancestors!" ”
"Brother Thirteen, he just said that he would have to see how you slapped me to death later!" Yu Ye said to Xiong Thirteen.
"Then I'm afraid the old prince will have to be disappointed." Xiong 13 said, "Anyway, if anyone dares to move more than a single hair today, I will slap him to death with one palm." ”
Uncle Chu kept scolding, but in his heart there were already some six gods without masters, if even Xiong Thirteen's hero gate was on the side of the Zhendong Gang, I am afraid it would be difficult for him to have a chance of winning.
He was frowning to himself, when he suddenly heard a deep voice say, "What's the situation today?" Is there an opening ceremony for the Gangster Alliance Open Air Representative (framed) conference? ”
Uncle Chu looked up, and there was a very burly man standing in front of him, with a slightly hideous face, and what attracted people's attention was that his right arm was obviously much thicker than his left arm.
"Brother King Kong!" Uncle Chu and Yu Ye shouted in unison.
The person who came was none other than Hou Jingang, the leader of the Wild Ape Gang, who was followed by more than a dozen brothers. Previously, after being attacked by hundreds of military dogs in Yunzhong Mountain, the Wild Ape Gang suffered heavy losses, and most of the gang had been buried under the dog's mouth. Although his vitality was greatly damaged, Hou Jingang continued to recruit troops, so the Wild Ape Gang soon made a comeback. Among the newly recruited brothers, the two brothers have the highest skills, the big and the small, and they are all on the ground.
"I didn't wake up early in the morning, and the phone rang like an alarm, and more than ten people called me over." Hou Jingang rubbed his sleepy eyes and said, "What is the situation with you?" ”
"I don't know why, Lao Yu and Lao Chu are going to have a fight here today." Xiong 13 said, "Old Hou, where are you going to stand?" ”
Hou Jingang looked at Uncle Chu, then at Yu Ye, and said to Xiong Thirteen: "Lao Chu is a good brother, and Lao Yu is also a good brother, but since you Xiong Thirteen have arrived at Lao Yu's side, I have to be with Lao Chu." ”
"That! A must! The overjoyed Uncle Chu applauded and shouted, "Treacherous Bear Gate, hoe the strong and help the weak Wild Ape Gang!" ”
After speaking, Uncle Chu glared at Xiong Thirteen again and scolded: "Your grandmother is a bear!" I'll see how King Kong pops your balloon face with a right hook! ”
Xiong 13 ignored Uncle Chu and said to Hou Jingang: "Old Hou, it seems that you have to stand up to me!" ”
Hou Jingang said slowly: "Anyway, I just don't like you, can't I?" ”
With the addition of the Wild Ape Gang led by Hou Jingang, Cheng Haotang, who was originally at a disadvantage, equalized the score as if he was behind in the game, and the two sides returned to the same running line again, so the competition of victory and defeat was concentrated on calling people.
Da Kuitian approached Hou Jingang's side and asked, "Helper, do you want to call Young Master Tian and ask him to find more people to come over?" ”
"You idiot!" Hou Jingang taught, "Every time, Young Master Tian calls us to call someone, he pays for it, and we send people." ”
At this time, Xiao Kuitian came over and scratched his head and said, "Didn't you repeatedly educate us that if we are rich, we are invincible?" ”
"How lonely it is to be invincible! Haven't you heard of it? Hou Jingang said, "It is precisely because he is lonely and there is no one that he spends money to find us to call people, but aren't the people we can find standing in the crowd now?" ”
Seeing that the crowd was getting bigger and bigger, the two sides seemed to be still short of manpower, and even began to attract those who were watching and passing by.
Yu Ye saw that the elementary school student who had cooked the popcorn in his schoolbag because of the radiation of his mobile phone was squatting in front of him and crying, stepped forward and pulled him into the team, picked up a short knife and handed it to the child's little hand, and said, "What are you crying about?" Good men bleed without tears! ”
But when he saw the elementary school students crying even more, he said in a trembling voice: "I'm so scared!" ”
"Afraid of what?" Yu Ye shouted, "The opportunity to become famous in a battle is just around the corner, I think at the beginning, your grandfather and I cut my own name in a big brawl." That! Look at the scar on my chin, which was cut with a beef knife. ”
Yu Ye deliberately made the sound of the word "cut" long, and at the same time, the expression on his face was just right.
The elementary school student stopped crying, looked at Yu Ye a few times with a shocked face, and in a blink of an eye, he saw his appearance from the rearview mirror of a car parked on the side of the road - a few popcorns scattered on his messy hair, his eyes were dull, his tears were faint, and a sharp knife was shining and reflecting in his hand.
The primary school student cried bitterly again, sobbing: "Look at me, how can there be a good student and an excellent class cadre? ”
"Three, what is good, what is the student?" Yu Ye roared angrily, "What is the best show, what class, what is the department?" ”
"I'm 100 percent in all my homework." Although the elementary school student was afraid, he still said proudly.
Suddenly, a cold wind blew, and Yu Ye took advantage of the question and said: "One hundred points for homework, then why is your red scarf crooked?" ”
"It's windy now!" Elementary school students argue with reason.
"I see the wind in your head! Hurry up and get me a knife and stand in the pile! Yu Ye said, "Is it useful to study well?" Look at your grandfather and me, at the sound of an order, hundreds of people immediately arrived, how majestic! Don't want to have a big face! Don't worry, I'll kill them later, grandpa, I'll invite you to eat popcorn and watch the Pleasant Goat, okay? ”
The elementary school students did not dare to say much, and walked towards the crowd with the knife in their hands.
"Remember," Yu Ye looked at the back of the elementary school student and said, "Start your hands for a while, and cut people for me well, so that you can go up every day." ”
On the other side, Uncle Chu suddenly found that a family happened to be passing by on a funeral, and most of the accompanying guests were dressed in black, so he couldn't help but say to himself, "Dressed darker than us!" The colors of these eighteen phases are also amazing! Recruit me to come over, reorganize, and join forces to fight the enemy. ”
The crowd became more and more noisy, the radiation became more and more intense, and the situation became more and more serious, and the result has attracted the attention of many parties, and the response of the National Security Bureau was more rapid than that of the police, and the helicopter was dispatched to reconnoiter in the air as soon as possible, but because the radiation caused by hundreds of people making mobile phones at the same time was too strong, and the helicopter had not yet approached, the piloting equipment was interfered with and malfunctioned, so the director paid more attention to it and ordered the ground scouts to go quickly.
The scouts rushed to the scene, but only saw the black crowd, and immediately reported to the headquarters: "Basically ruled out natural disasters, and there are no clear casualties at present." ”
As fast as the scouts, there are also paparazzi and reporters, all with long guns and short guns, looking for the best shooting position for themselves.
After the scout inquired around, he sent back a report again: "Many gangsters were found in the crowd, and it seems that the leaders of the local underworld have all arrived." ”
"Those underworlds are too lawless!" The director slapped the table and shouted, "It's an open-air gathering in the winter!" ”
"It's not like someone is making a movie, is it?" Intelligence analysts analyzed, "Recently, gangster-themed movies seem to have a trend of recovery. ”
"If it's really a movie, then the actors' makeup is too real!" The scout connected, "But apart from the paparazzi and reporters, I don't see where the cameramen and cameras are!" ”
"Cinema is the art of innovation." Intelligence analysts said, "In 'Pancake Man,' director Dapeng used an unprecedented candid shooting technique, and it was reported that the incident site was backed by a small forest, and maybe the cameraman and their camera equipment were disguised as big trees." Now is the time to call the studios and ask them if they've been working on a movie like Gangs Story lately. ”
The information collector was extremely efficient, and soon reported that the major studios and well-known directors denied any involvement in the incident.
The intelligence analyst thought for a while and said: "This cannot be fully believed, and there are often very strict confidentiality clauses in current film contracts. ”
"If you want to keep it secret, then how can there be so many paparazzi and reporters at the scene?" The scout asked rhetorically.
"Maybe they're not paparazzi and reporters at all, they're just extras!" The intelligence analyst replied.
The scout looked around and said, "Then if I stand here, won't it become a group performance?" ”