Chapter 205: A God-like Man
"Is it ......?"
Shan Wu pointed to the villain in the eggshell, with an expression of disbelief, and said, "Could it be ...... He, he's ......"
"Hah...... Ha ha...... Hahahaha! ”
He suddenly looked relaxed, couldn't help laughing, covered his stomach and smiled: "Hahaha, it turns out ...... Haha, it turns out that the dragon is like this! Hahaha! ”
He pointed at Shui Li, and smiled back and forth: "This is you, the son of the dragon you have been looking forward to seeing!" ”
"Woohoohoo!" Shan Wu leaned on the railing and shouted: "I can't stand it, my stomach hurts, help, I'm going to die laughing!" ”
Shui couldn't stop wiping the sweat on his forehead, his face turned blue, his lips trembled and he muttered to himself: "How can this be? ”
Her eyes were fixed on the obscene, ugly, silver-smiling villain on the water who made the women scream, and said with a desperate expression, "I have changed my mind." ”
"I told you earlier, how can there be such a perfect man."
Shan Wu stopped laughing, stood up straight, shook his hair, and said seriously: "I, Shan Wu, am already the best among men, how can there be a more handsome man than me?" ”
"......" Shui Li's head flashed with black lines, took a deep breath, tried his best to calm down, looked at the woman in the Long Ze department, and mocked: "These stupid Long Ze women are actually fascinated by such a little guy. ”
"They must have been confused by that guy's identity as a dragon."
Shan Wu shook his crotch and said with great confidence: "What about Longzi?" It's so small, it's sad. Men have to be big, no matter how strong you are, as long as you are not big enough, it is useless for women. ”
"Get out!"
Shui Li finally couldn't help it, and roared loudly at Shan Wu, who was standing tall on his hips, and slammed a fist on him.
"Hahaha!" Shan Wu crossed his hands on his hips, tensed his muscles and let him beat, laughing while being beaten disapprovingly, he was in a really good mood now.
Poor dragon spirit, heroic and extraordinary, looks like a god, and was misunderstood as a bear in Baka Baka.
Speaking of Baka Backa, the ability to pick up girls is actually average among rumored men, but the way balloon men treat women, when used on human women, is invincible.
The methods of picking up girls summarized by later generations: Pan Donkey Deng Xiaoxian, all men are proficient in rumors, and they pursue women, which is called a faceless and skinless.
Stalking, whispering, serving all day, currying favor and giving gifts, etc., etc., human men can't catch up.
The man of Long Ze was jealous of this shameless rumor.
Since Baka Baka came to the Dragon Zebu, he chased the object whenever he was free, and he was tired of being with women all day long. He used the army's 'salary', food, wine, and all kinds of daily necessities to please women.
After borrowing from acquaintances and indebtedness, he finally became the 'lover' of many women.
Before going to war, he swore to the women that once the military salary was paid, everyone would have a good gift!
Therefore......
Indigenous women are very realistic, don't look at the current scenery of Bakabaka, if you can't come up with a gift that satisfies the women, he will suffer.
When Shui Li and Shan Wu were fighting, they heard the cheers of the crowd rising wave after wave, and they were all stunned, and hurriedly stopped to look.
I saw the obscene 'dragon son' sitting on the eggshell and floated away, and a row of bamboo rows appeared behind it. The warriors on the bamboo row stood solemnly, full of murderous aura and imposing.
"Shhh Yama Wu couldn't help but take a breath, "These people ...... It's so strong! ”
"They're very different from ordinary warriors, like, like...... I can't tell you what it feels like. ”
The mountain owl over there spoke: "They are warriors trained by the dragon, they don't have to do anything, they are specially used to kill and fight, they are called 'warriors'!" ”
Shui Li nodded and said, "Warrior, it's really better than a warrior." ”
"That's a good idea, why don't we learn from them and train warriors too?" Yamatake said with hot eyes.
"That's exactly what I mean." The mountain owl also nodded and said, "I have asked about the training method of the dragon, and it is very strict, and I am a little worried that the warriors in the village will not be able to stand the control. ”
"Eh, who is that?" Shui Li suddenly pointed to the black-haired giant on the bamboo row and said.
Shan Wu took a closer look, and was taken aback again: "Is that a hairy savage?" How can this fierce human race stay with the Longze people? ”
The Shanyang people had just arrived in the Longze Tribe, and the ordinary clansmen did not know about the reception of the Mao Savages in the Longze Tribe.
The mountain owl learned about it from Minister Long Ze, but before he had time to see it, he couldn't help but stretch his neck and look at the hairy savage.
"These Mao Savages are the Mao Savage tribe that was subdued by the Dragon Son when he destroyed the Tu God, and outsiders only know the Tu God, but they don't know about the Mao Savage."
The more he looked at those strong Mao Savages, the more frightened he felt, and couldn't help but say: "Originally, I thought that they had just subdued the Mao Savages, and the two sides would not invade each other, but I didn't expect to make the Mao Savages obediently obey orders." Even stubborn and stubborn terrans like Mao Savage can be subdued, this dragon is not simple. ”
Shan Wu and Shui Li looked at the eggshells in the distance, and they were speechless.
"Wow!"
The shouts of the Longze people reached a high A tide, and the Yangshan people hurriedly looked again.
I saw that behind the bamboo row, the cyan water surface rippled, and the water waves pushed forward, and a huge wild boar suddenly appeared on the water surface at the bend!
"Wow, ahhhh
The women and children screamed hoarsely.
They weren't barking for the boar, of course, but welcoming the man on the boar's back.
The man, dressed in a large robe, sat on the back of a wild boar, with a kind smile on his lips, and waved his hand gently at the man in the tree.
"We're back, thank you for your hard work." His voice is clear and magnetic, his accent is extremely distinctive, and his pronunciation is unusually clear, which is fascinating to hear.
"Ahh Dragon! Dragon! Ryuko ......"
The people of Long Ze suddenly became excited, chanting the name of the dragon son in unison, and the sound resounded throughout the jungle.
"This ...... Is it a dragon? All the Yangshan people were stupid on the spot.
"Huh...... Hehe...... Hahaha...... Hahahaha! Shui Li laughed heartily.
Yamatake's expression was as ugly as eating, his face was blue and red, and his mood was extremely complicated.
That man, regardless of his figure, appearance, skin, or temperament, is like a god descending from the sky, and anyone can see at a glance that he is by no means mortal.
Every gesture he makes, every smile and every word contains infinite charm, and even the big man of Yamato is attracted by his charm.
Not only is he charming, but Yamatake also feels the majesty and murderous aura of the man, and even has a strong evil aura. But this not only did not damage his image, but also made people unconsciously impress him and willingly obey him.
"No wonder the Mao Savage will be driven by the Longze people, this man is not a human."
"He's God!"
Yamatake muttered to himself dumbfounded, ashamed of himself.