When I woke up the next morning, my head was dizzy, and I couldn't help but curse this damn stuffy gourd. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 info I asked him to buy wine, and I don't know what kind of ghost wine he bought, so strong? It's the rhythm of the whole dead! In the future, he should be called stuffy ~ sao ~ wine ~ gourd ~ reed!!

Eating such strong wine, aren't you afraid of getting stomach bleeding?

It's just that this drunk also had a good dream, and I met a beautiful woman in the dream.

Right! It's a dream! Otherwise, how can there be such an infatuated person in this world? It's just a story made up!

Maybe I miss the plain princess too much, so I "meet" her in my dreams. I'm not afraid of being ugly when I say it, although I want to go back, but I'm still thinking about her unhappily.

There are really a lot of seasonal flowers around. Some are almost as big as a lotus flower. Maybe it's because of the thick pile of volcanic ash here, that's why they've grown so big.

I shook my dazed head and looked up at the tree, hoping that there was a sleeping beautiful woman up there.

In fact, I suddenly understood why Li Bai's guy "wanted to be drunk and didn't want to wake up". How good it is in dreams!

However, there is only a crooked trunk overhead, and it is really a tree with a crooked neck! Where are the beauties?

Looking up at the top of the mountain, I saw the fog and the high peaks towering under the blue sky! The snow and ice shimmered with a sparkling light. It's like crystal.

It seems that this damn guy is really missing! Didn't look for it all night! I stretched, intending to go back up.

Behind him, there was a rustling sound, and suddenly it was a spirit!

Oh yes! What is it? Bird? Or a rabbit?

I looked for prestige, only to see a moon flower suddenly moved?

Is it a rabbit?

Oh yes! There is rabbit meat to eat! I touched my mouth, and I didn't feel a little greedy.

I took a look at the terrain around me. Previous experience chasing rabbits. The rabbit has short front feet and long back feet, you don't run uphill with it, you can't win at all. You're going to have to drive it downhill. And then it will roll down to the bone! Roll over at the end, and then you're ready to go!

But...... There's no downhill around here, huh? It seems that I can only fight with it!

I put all my backpack on the ground and traveled light. Only then did I slowly get through.

I think...... This dead rabbit is also an elf, and it is hiding in the moon flowers, which is not very easy to do, and I will be stabbed into a hedgehog if I am not careful!

There was knee-high grass at the edge of the flowers, so the little guy was eating breakfast.

When I got closer, I saw two white spots in the grass, which turned out to be a white rabbit!

I took a breath and kicked my heels, and I jumped out, my fingers spread out, and I grabbed at the white in the grass.

One hit and you're on the move! I was about to shout: I grabbed you, but my face changed!

This doesn't feel right! It's fluffy, it's very elastic, and why is this rabbit hairless? In order to confirm it, I couldn't help but pinch it again. This turned out to be ...... It turned out to be ......

His face turned green in an instant, so he quickly let go and ran away. Mamma Mia, this time it's a big disaster!

“Lady-killer！！” A woman's terrified and angry voice suddenly came from behind her!

I was stunned for a moment, it turned out to be a foreign girl? Thinking back on the meaning of this sentence, she actually scolded me...... Scolding me for being a pervert?

When did I become a pervert? If I were a pervert, how could I still be single?

I didn't look back, and subconsciously said, "I?don't?mean?it!" (I didn't mean to)

I just cared about running away, but I was unexpectedly hooked by the barb of Yuejihua's clothes, and I couldn't escape.

Oh yes! You dead moon flower, Lao Tzu doesn't like you anymore! It's a shame that Lao Tzu usually hurts you so much, but you actually have your elbow outward at a critical time?

The further you pull this barb, the tighter you hook it. I had no choice but to go backwards. But the back is tight at this time! Someone got caught.

I couldn't help but look back, and my nosebleed almost came down!

Standing in front of me is a beautiful girl with brown hair and blue eyes! But she ...... Now I'm wearing only underwear and underwear! The snow-white skin is all exposed. And on her moon-white bra, there are a few more mud fingerprints! Nature is mine...... Sweat!

Her figure, her skin is too good, right?

She bit her lip tightly and seemed angry, staring at me with round blue eyes. It's just that her angry appearance seems to be too cute! I was stunned.

Oh yes! Now these girls are more daring than the other! Xiao Ruo didn't say a word, so she ran from Guizhou to Inner Mongolia, and didn't forget to drag me and her father with a trick before leaving. That plain-clothed woman is also young, and she has caused a lot of mortal enemies! The beautiful girl in front of me came to such a deserted place alone.

She just glared at me angrily, her towering breasts rising and falling. She was really angry.

I hurriedly closed my eyes, turned my head and tried to run away again, and said, "I?really?didn't?mean?it!?" I?was?catching?rabbits!? catching?rabbits!? I?didn't?expect?anyone?here！ (I really didn't mean that, I'm catching rabbits!) Really catching rabbits! I didn't expect anyone here either! ）

My spoken English is already very poor, and now I am in a hurry, I really don't know what I'm talking about, and I don't know if she understands it.

She glared at me and said angrily, "Now, ?you've?got?it! You?are?a?lady?killer!！ You?mean?it！ (Now you're satisfied!) You've got a rabbit. You big pervert! You just did it on purpose! ）

I'm in a hurry! I thought to myself that this disaster was really big today. didn't care that she was a foreigner, so she blurted out directly in Chinese: "I'm talking about the 'rabbit', not the 'rabbit' in front of you, it's the real rabbit!" Moreover, you are a little girl's house, in this wilderness. Why did you take off your clothes and go to bed? Take off your clothes and go to bed! Why do you sleep in the grass? Could it be that you are doing that with some wild man? ”

I was in a hurry, and I couldn't help but feel a little ugly when I spoke. But I realized that I was speaking Chinese. But the thought of her doing that with other men makes my scalp blow up. I messed up their affairs, won't her old friend jump out and beat me up?

Thinking of this, he looked at the place where she had just slept without squinting.

However, I didn't expect this foreign girl to speak Chinese, she was silent for a while, and said a little stiffly: "I...... I didn't expect anyone to be here! I saw that there was no snow here last night, so I came down and rested for the night. ”

Oh! She came after I went to sleep.

Since she knew Chinese, it was difficult for me to speak English, so I said directly in Chinese: "Then this is a misunderstanding!" Yes! Now that the explanation is clear, we will each have our own way! ”

She let go of my clothes, but at that moment, she exclaimed!