Chapter 5 Borrowing a face and sending a face to the door

Lu Yuan pointed his sword at Zhao Ling'er's eyebrows.

Zhao Linger only felt that her spirit was in a trance, and when she was awake again, she had already come to a world where the sun was shining and the sky was endless. β€œβ€¦β€¦ Master? "I'm here." Hearing Lu Yuan's voice behind her, Ling'er immediately relaxed and began to look at the wonderful world around her in an interesting way.

She found herself suspended in a shallow transparent humanoid body, and she was in a hurry to ignore the past. She subconsciously moved her hands and feet, and found that the transparent humanoid around her body actually made the same movement, and she was immediately very amused, and she waved her hands and feet to play. At this time, a little girl wearing a straight uniform with a big thumb flew up to her and Lu Yuan, and saluted behind her with excitement on her face, "Report to the chief, the equipment has been warmed up, everything is normal!" Please instruct! ”

"This is my little apprentice Ling'er, handing over the control to her. Oh, and at the same time appoint Sergeant as the second operator, done! ”

β€œYes_sir! Thank_you_sir! Hearing that he was appointed as the co-pilot, Xiao Yungui, who had just pouted his lips, suddenly became happy again, and his posture was in a good manner.

"This ...... Is this it? Zhao Ling'er looked back at the master in surprise.

"That's right, that's what you think."

*****

The Divine Realm, the Lingxiao Treasure Palace.

The treasure hall has nine layers and seventy-two steps, each platform has several square sizes, one is higher than the other, all kinds of honor guards are lined up, singing and dancing all day long, whitewashing the prosperity of the peace. Between the heavy and the heavy, it is connected by eight jade steps, and the gods are on it, carefree, indifferent, and at the same time, the class is clear! And the God Emperor Fuxi sits high above the ninefold, so that all the gods in the upper hall can only look up. For the shrimp petty official standing on the lowest stairs, the figure of the Fuxi God Emperor is even more like a seat in the sky!

The hierarchy is cold and strict, there is a human form but no humanity, there is a distinction between men and women without the love of men and women, there is an endless life but almost nothing to do, and there is only one desire to climb up the jade steps in life, this is the divine realm.

"In the past few days, I have been thinking about it, do you have a play?" The Divine Emperor's voice was slow and low, solemn and majestic. The voice came down from the Nine Heavens, and the shrimp junior official standing at the very end heard the voice of the God Emperor, and even trembled with excitement! It's just that...... There is really no "music", except for a few Sifan men and women in the divine realm, there has been nothing for a hundred years. But today it is rare for the God Emperor to be interested in seeing things, this is a rare opportunity to ascend to the sky in one step! Grab it anyway!

Both the big gods and the small gods are racking their brains at the moment, trying to find something that will interest the God Emperor.

It's a pity that just when everyone was still scratching their heads, there was already one person who was full of confidence and stood out. "The minister helps the wind, there is a play!" The sound was sonorous and spread throughout the third platform. "It's him." Someone said regretfully. Fufeng, folk called "Shunfeng Ear", "Ear to God", inquiring about the news is the most convenient. Hearing that he was going to play the God Emperor, the first thought in the hearts of many gods was "Damn! This villain must have heard something of selfishness again! ”

After Fufeng finished speaking, he stood in the square and waited for the announcement. But there was no movement for a long time, and the envious and jealous eyes from his colleagues pressed on his back, pressing his spine lower and lower, and sweat fell on the jade steps drop by drop. Finally, the voice of the God Emperor sounded from the Nine Heavens, "Come up." "Just three words, and all the pressure is swept away! Fufeng only felt that his whole body was light and fluttering, as if he had climbed to the realm.

"Say." Even though Fu Feng was already standing on the steps of the Nine Heavens, the God Emperor was still hidden in the clouds, so that he could not see clearly.

"Your Majesty, do you still remember the demon girl Zhao Ling'er's damage to the Divine Tree?" Fu Feng said cautiously, he knew that if he said his name directly, the God Emperor would probably not remember this trivial incident that happened more than twenty years ago. "Zhao Ling'er who damaged the Divine Tree? It seems to be a bit impressive...... What's wrong with her? He said in a slow voice. Unlike the emperors of the mortal world, who need to use various imperial techniques to maintain their image, the strength of the God Emperor Fuxi is the first in the Six Realms, so he can naturally act recklessly.

Even if he explicitly said that I didn't remember, the courtiers would have to carry it for him.

"Zhao Ling'er is a descendant of Nuwa......

"Click!" The sound of something being shattered in the clouds. "Oh, it turned out to be that Zhao Ling'er, keep talking!" This time, he spoke at least three times faster than he had just done.

"The demon girl destroyed the sacred tree, and the soldiers of the divine realm captured it with all their might, and suffered heavy casualties. However, the demon girl was blessed by the god emperor, and did not take her life, but ordered us to imprison the demon girl in the wound of the divine tree, and use our own life power to make up for the heinous sins she committed. The Divine Emperor's move is truly an unprecedented benevolence! ”

"Humph!" Speaking of which, Fu Xi had completely remembered the whole story.

The reason why he left Zhao Ling'er was by no means merciful - first of all, as Lu Yuan said, the most painful thing is never death; Secondly, he wanted to use this demon girl to lure out one of the Three Emperors who was hidden deep in the universe and plotted to resurrect Nuwa! However, when Nuwa reappeared later, not only had she been resurrected, but even her strength had returned to the level of ancient times. The gap between the two sides is limited, and it is bound to be impossible to fight to the death, and someone who has been hidden has picked it up.

Therefore, the two sides were at peace for the time being, and he forgot about Zeng Bu's idle move.

"What's wrong with the demon girl not reflecting on her sins in the sacred tree?" Fu Xi said impatiently, "Don't swallow and spit out, come quickly!" ”

"Yes!" Fufeng hurriedly bowed and took out a stack of silk silk from his sleeve. "That demon girl is secretly colluding with Li Xiaoyao, the current head of Shushan, and she has the heart of rebellion! The minister just heard that Li Xiaoyao, the head of Shu Mountain, also said that he would cut off the veins of the tree and let the demon girl out! It can be seen that Shushan is no longer reliable, and the demon girl will get out of trouble in an instant! This is the content of the previous visits to the demon maidens recorded by the head of Shushan, there are many rebellious words, and the disrespectful meaning to the god emperor is clearly revealed! Please also ask the Emperor of God to judge! ”

"Where did this Shushan head Li Xiaoyao come from? Isn't the head of Shushan called Dugu or something? Divine Emperor Fu Xi became more and more impatient.

Fu Feng was so frightened that he was sweating profusely, so he could only hurriedly remedy it, "Li Xiaoyao once accompanied Zhao Ling'er to break through the Demon Town Tower, and I heard that the King of the Town Prison was folded in the hands of the two of them!" ”

"Humph! Sure enough, there is a problem," another cold snort, and the brocade book in Fufeng's hand flew into the clouds on its own!

After a while, he heard the Divine Emperor say angrily, "What a Shushan, I thought you were a good gatekeeper, and then you are also a person with a heart!" Hmph, look at the date of this visit, rain, sting, Xiaoman, summer solstice...... Step on the solar terms every time! This is clearly using the power of heaven and earth to help the demon girl practice an evil skill! Fufeng was suddenly frightened, and his body trembled on the jade ground!

He only listened to the speech, but he didn't notice that there was a problem with the time of the visit! Sure enough, it was His Majesty the Divine Emperor Fuxi, his eyes were like torches! Almost at a glance, I saw through the conspiracy of Shushan and the demon girl!

"Since that's the case, then the Shushan also demon girl doesn't have to stay longer! Kill ......" just when Fu Xi was about to make a verdict. Suddenly, there was a commotion outside the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, and then the general of the palace shouted loudly, "Report ~ Someone outside the hall has submitted a letter to the saint!" ”

"Hmph, what a mess! What a system! What a system! "God Emperor Fu Xi was so angry that he scolded again and again! He hates unruly people the most. When he spoke now, the anger in it could barely be concealed, and everyone in the Lingxiao Treasure Hall was suddenly silent. "What do the palace soldiers do for food? Hurry up and bring up the submission! Then you go and receive the punishment yourself. "Since the brocade book has entered the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, and the name is given to him, others are naturally not qualified to open it.

"Yes."

A moment later, a golden-armored general held a brocade book sealed by spiritual power and walked briskly to the Nine Heavens.

"I'll come by myself," the enraged Fu Xi waved off the waiter, and with a wave of his hand, he tore the brocade book in his hand. "I want to see who has the audacity! Chiyou is still Nuwa...... I'm going to slap a two-hundred-yard shoe on your forty-two-size-long face? ”

Fu Xi was stunned and held the brocade book with no head and tail, and asked suspiciously, "What does this submission mean?" Is my face long? ”

*****

"Boom."

With the violent shock, there seemed to be an invisible ripple, sweeping across the Nine Heavens of the Lingxiao Treasure Palace.

All the gods were frozen in place by that tyrannical spiritual power, unable to move, even the God Emperor Fuxi! In the midst of the fierce wind, it blew away the clouds and mist that had shrouded the Lingxiao Treasure Hall all the year round, revealing the figure in yellow clothes on the high clouds.

Time seemed to be extremely slow, and with the vibration, everyone could clearly see that the inner roof of the Lingxiao Treasure Hall was recessing, collapsing, breaking, and shattering inward little by little...... Immediately, a metal giant foot broke through the hall and stomped on the face of God Emperor Fu Xi!

"Shhh , this kick, I don't know how many gods gasped in their hearts! The Great Deformation of the Divine Emperor's face when he was stepped on by an iron foot made me have a toothache just by looking at it!

Fu Xi was unprepared and kicked off the throne by a huge iron foot, smashing his face on the jade ground of the Nine Heavens!

His body was also as solid as pure gold, and he actually smashed the ground as hard as steel into hundreds of feet of cobweb cracks! When many people looked up before, only Fufeng was still kneeling on the ground of the Nine Heavens in fear. Because he was right under the nose of the God Emperor, how could he dare to move at will? Therefore, he endured and didn't dare to raise his headβ€”until the God Emperor was trampled on by one foot and smashed hard in front of him!

Seeing that the Divine Emperor's seven holes were bleeding and being trampled by a giant foot, it was actually in front of him! Fufeng was completely stunned by the fright.

At this moment, the thought in Fufeng's heart turned out to be, "My emperor's face is really long......"

A huge robot with a height of 10,000 meters, one foot stepped on the roof of the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, and the other foot stepped through the roof and stepped through! After stepping on the God Emperor, Zhao Ling'er, who commanded him, was so happy that he was in the top of his head! She excitedly raised her hands - from the outside, it was "he" bending over and stretching out two huge iron hands, ready to tear the roof through the breach. The giant metal man climbs the sky and steps on the earth. The sheer size of this steel robot has completely exceeded the scope of deep space mobile forces, and even humanoid weapons such as Gundam and Transformers, and perhaps only "Titan" is the appropriate name.

If the Fuxi Divine Emperor could complain, he would probably say, "Your foot is definitely more than two hundred yards!" "Lao Lu will probably have a white eye, could it be that your horse face that is dozens of meters long is forty-two yards? The body of the God Emperor Fuxi is also like Nuwa, but it is also an incomparably huge desolate giant!

*****

"Buddha! Buddha! Great joy, great joy! "In the Great Leiyin Temple of the West Heaven, the Fuhu Arhat rushed into the Daxiong Treasure Hall with a gust of wind and shouted again and again.

As soon as he saw the Buddha, he directly poured beans into the bamboo tube and said what happened in the Lingxiao Treasure Hall that he saw. "Buddha, this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity! I just saw that the big iron man is invulnerable, invulnerable, and infinitely powerful, and the gods and immortals in the divine realm are all helpless! But we have the treasure of the rainbow! This is simply an opportunity sent by God!

Colorful women are the best at overcoming rigidity with softness, and it is absolutely not a problem to surrender that big iron man! In this way, it can not only add a divine weapon to my Western Buddha world, but also step on the head of the god emperor Fuxi, the best of both worlds! Buddha, the opportunity must not be lost, and it will not come again. ”

Hearing Fu Hu's repeated persuasions, coupled with Rulai's own investigation, he found that the big iron man was indeed only demolishing the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, and did not show other magical powers, his heart suddenly moved!

"Let's go, let's go and help the donor of Fuxi! It is everyone's responsibility to subdue demons and eliminate demons. The Buddha took out a clutched and uncertain seven-colored light cluster and said, this is the treasure of the Western Buddhist world, "Colorful Woman".

"The Buddha is right, it is ahem...... It is necessary to help the donor of Fuxi. ”

So the four great King Kongs and hundreds of Arhats surrounded the Buddha, and flew towards the direction where the East Heaven Lingxiao Treasure Hall was located. If the Buddha is not at ease, he also brought the Daxiong Treasure Hall of the Great Leiyin Temple - this treasure hall is all made of red copper, and the internal space is hundreds of zhang, which is impregnable, and it is also a defensive treasure!

They are calm on the surface, but anxious on the inside. From the west to the east, the wind and lightning all the way were galloping, and it took a moment to arrive.

Seeing that the big iron man was still stepping on the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, demolishing the house. If the Buddha takes out the "Colorful Woman", recites the sentence "Nanwu", and waits for the sacrifice to smash it over...... "Buddha, Buddha!" Wait! Don't smash it! The long-eyebrow Arhat suddenly rushed out of the queue and hugged the arm of the Buddha. Take a look at ...... The big iron man hung a ...... on his waist Isn't it, isn't it the sword?! ”

"And a sword?" All the monks looked at each other, and then hundreds of shiny heads were covered with shiny sweat. I saw that there was really a giant sword hanging on the waist of the iron man - the style was exactly the same as the sword that floated in the sky twenty years ago and killed the dragon descending monk with one sword!

"Really...... Really? Fuhu! Did you take a fancy to Lao Tzu's position when you stepped on a horse?! I want to pit Lao Tzu to death and then take the position! The long-eyebrow monk roared madly, "Ah! Not good! It's turning its head! ”

It turned out that when the Buddhas of the West Heaven were talking, the big iron man had stopped demolishing the house, turned his head little by little, and looked at the Buddhas of the West Heaven. Those eyes actually emitted hundreds of feet of light that frightened people to death! (Well, no one has ever seen a searchlight.) οΌ‰

"Ahem~" All the monks were frightened silently, and in the end, the Buddha came forward and said. "This benefactor, the poor monk and his disciples are just passing by."

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Get lost! ”

A roar! The arhats only felt that they were hit head-on by the huge waves, and they involuntarily flipped their heads and flew backwards. If Rulai's neck shrank, he simply blended in with the crowd and flew away together. The roar of the big iron man was like countless strung thunderbolts that continued to chase after the monks and exploded. Thanks to the fact that it was maintained in secret, no one was thrown out. Seeing that after leaving thousands of zhang, Rulai fiercely came out of the Daxiong Treasure Hall and packed himself and all the disciples together.

Immediately, the Daxiong Treasure Hall turned into a golden light and flew towards the west.

Even if everyone hid in the red bronze hall, the continuous thunder crashing outside the main hall still shook the entire metal hall. All the monks, everyone was terrified, and they just felt that going out this time was simply the biggest mistake! As a result, this wrong Fuhu Arhat has long been poked into a thousand holes by hateful eyes.

Just when the monks thought that they were finally safe, Rulai suddenly felt a great crisis and attacked the Daxiong Treasure Hall!

He didn't want to think about it, so he yelled, "Get down!" And take the lead in bowing your head and lying down! Fortunately, the monks of the West Heaven are also well-trained, and they are like lying on the grass, and they lie down to the ground in an instant!

I only heard the sound of "stabbing" tearing the metal, and the sword light of Sen Han swept over the heads of the monks, and everyone's scalp was cold! Suddenly, a strong wind blew into the hall, and the light was great, and the upper half of the Daxiong Treasure Hall was cut off neatly by a sword in his hand!

"Sickness! Disease! Disease! Disease! Disease! Disease! Sickness! ”

Unable to care about anything else, under the blessing and roar of countless monks, the lower half of the Daxiong Treasure Hall led the monks to accelerate wildly, and disappeared without a trace in an instant. (To be continued.) )