Gao Chao saw that the fat man was so attentive to himself, and thought that he hadn't seen him for many days, thinking that he couldn't do it, and he was still a little moved in his heart at the moment, but he didn't expect that the fat man couldn't wait to see what he had in his bag to come back.

Gao Chao scolded secretly, too lazy to take care of the fat man anymore, he sat down alone, poured a cup of barley tea on the table, took a sip and said, "Don't look at it, there's nothing good." ”

The fat man naturally didn't believe what he said, lowered his head and untied his huge backpack, and took it out to see what he wanted.

I saw that the fat man's face was a little happy at first, but it didn't take long for him to turn a little green.

He fiddled with a broken porcelain bowl in his hand, squinted at Gao Chao and said, "I said Lao Gao, you have good eyesight!" Which lady used this broken bowl, right? ”

Gao Chao heard that he hurt himself like this, how could he feel good in his heart, so he thought about hurting him back quickly, so he said: "Don't talk about me, you should show me, what treasures have you gotten these days?" Did you even get the queen mother's pants? ”

Hearing him say this, the fat man's face was obviously a little unbearable, in fact, Gao Chao knew that these days, the fat man must be the same as himself, he didn't receive any good things.

Gao Chao and the fat man discussed their separate actions after arriving in Bingzhongluo, because there are many villages nearby, but they are very scattered, so they immediately decided that the fat man would go to the west and Gao Chao would go east, and then the two of them made an appointment to meet here today, summarize the things they received and look at the products, and then discuss the next plan of action.

But now it seems that there may be only one plan of action for the next step, and that is to go home.

The fat man is more or less optimistic than Gao Chao, his character is completely optimistic, he saw Gao Chao frowned, and in order to relieve himself of ridicule, he quickly smiled and said: "Old Gao, you are really tall, why are you so accurate?" Although I didn't get the queen mother's pants, I can get all the widows in the village back, do you want them? I'm going to give you a shake out and take a look at it now, so that you, an old virgin, can also try it! ”

Gao Chao saw that the fat man was talking nonsense again, and said in his heart, damn it, as long as he started and made an unserious argument, this Zhao Fat Man would be able to climb to the sky along the pole, and he could bear to pull something that was not needed than anyone else.

So Gao Chao wanted to quickly stop the momentum of this conversation, so he said to the fat man seriously: "Comrade Zhao Xu, after so many days of hard work, we finally won the meeting again, but we have very important problems to solve this time, so the problem now is not the problem of pants, the problem now is how much we have gained!" ”

Seeing that Gao Chao became serious, the fat man had no choice but to nod obediently and said, "Yes, everything is still arranged by Comrade Gao, so what is the next task of our two-person team?" Please ask Captain Gao for clear instructions. ”

Gao Chao said helplessly: "I also instructed a fart, now of course we are collecting this pile of rags, all in all, even if we collect a bunch of rotten pants, then we have to pick up these rotten pants, stack them, and see how much these rotten pants are worth, and whether we can cover the travel expenses of our trip!" ”

The fat man hurriedly continued: "Of course, although these rotten pants are full of holes and have experienced countless battles, but as the saying goes, no matter how torn the pants are, they are sexy, and no matter how deep the love is, I think our rotten pants still have a lot of potential to dig up!" ”

Being teased by the fat man like this, Gao Chao, who was originally a little depressed, also felt a little more relaxed, so he smiled bitterly: "Okay! Stop pulling at your pants, let's take a look at it the same way, and sift through the loot of the two of us. ”

In the teahouse on the first floor of the inn, there were not many people, especially in the corner where the two of them were now, there were only the two of them and a tea table, so they put the objects collected from various villages on the tea table in front of them in the same way, and passed them through the sieve one by one.

As a result, it doesn't matter if you don't look at it, at a glance, Gao Chao and the fat man are both on fire.

Gao Chao shook his head and thought, all these things together, I'm afraid I can't even afford a one-way plane ticket, it seems that this first time I ran out to shovel the land, it ended in failure.

Thinking so in his heart, he sighed, faced a table of tatters and said: "I understand, fatty, in the mountains of northwest Yunnan, it is completely a desert place of antique culture. ”

Seeing Gao Chao so emotional, the fat man said on the side: "I said Lao Gao, don't be so pessimistic, everything in the world has two sides, the good is not necessarily good, and the bad is not necessarily bad, this is the dialectic, although the things we both received are very unpopular, but what's wrong with the unpopular, the unpopular can have potential!" You see, take this urinal I received......

As he spoke, he picked up a thing that looked like a rugby ball from the table, and said to his mother, if the fat man didn't make it clear, I'm afraid he would never be able to see that this was a urinal.

The fat man held the strange urinal in his hand, pointed it out to Gao Chao, and then continued: "Look at Lao Gao, have you ever seen such a urinal?" Let me tell you, don't underestimate this urinal, this is the special urinal for the group of people on the ancient tea horse road in the Tang and Song dynasties, do you know how to use this? Don't know, right? Let me tell you about it, you see the shape of this urinal is not, the two sides are round, the middle belly is big, this unique design is to carry it comfortably in the arms, easy to carry, it is said that in the past, when the caravan went over the mountain, the top of the mountain was extremely cold, so those caravan people stored the hot urine just out of the urinal in this urinal, and then plugged the lid tightly, and then put the urinal in their arms, so that they could not warm their bodies with urine? And it can be put in the hand as a warm treasure, you see, how smart this design is, multi-person humanization, I dare to say that this was definitely a major invention back then! ”

The fat man said vigorously, so he put the urinal in front of Gao Chao's eyes, and it was about to poke Gao Chao's face, so Gao Chao hurriedly waved his hand and scolded: "Get out of the, this thing smells of sucks, have you used it yourself!?" ”

However, he stopped it with his hand, but it hit the urinal right on the body, and as soon as the fat man's hand slipped, the rugby-like urinal took off his hand, and it just fell into the superb backpack, making a crisp sound.

The fat man then said, "Hey, I said Lao Gao, how can you do this? You don't like it and you can't throw it out, it's a good thing, maybe you will be hit by a sassy buyer when you take it back, and you can sell it for a good price, you see, this is all broken for me! ”

When the fat man took the urinal out of Gao Chao's backpack again, he didn't expect that the urinal was indeed broken, and a hole was broken in his stomach.

But the fat man reacted really quickly, and then continued: "Hey, Lao Gao, why do you still have such a hard thing in your broken bag?" How can you break my precious urinal, say! Do you have any treasures hidden in your bag? ”

As he spoke, he went to the superb backpack again, and Gao Chao was also a little puzzled, and said that there should only be some change of clothes and pants left in his backpack, how could there be anything to break this paper-burning hard porcelain, you know, although this kind of fired hard porcelain is rough, but its hardness is very good, except for metal objects, it is generally impossible to break it.

Gao Chao was at a loss, but the fat man had already taken something out of his backpack.

Gao Chao looked at it, and couldn't help but suddenly realize, and said in his heart, it turned out to be the bronze drum of Gao Laoba.

At this moment, the fat man held a bronze drum wrapped in coarse cloth with both hands, stared at Gao Chao with straight eyes and said: "Comrade Gao, I found that you have learned badly, how can you do such a rebellious thing?" You want to swallow the fruits of the victory of the revolution alone, you are completely treacherous regardless of brotherly feelings, you are simply the contemporary Pu Zhigao, Ren Dazai, Liu Guoding, Chen Shimei, ......"

The fat man scolded angrily, but Gao Chao could also see it, and said that he really regarded himself as a traitor and traitor, and even Chen Shimei jumped out, it seems that this kid really misunderstood, and he was angry at the moment.

So Gao Chao waited for the fat man to scold and get tired, and then he helplessly explained: "I said fatty, don't get excited first, okay, this thing is a tall old man, and I received it last night......"

In this way, Gao Chao told the fat man what happened last night.

After hearing this, of course the fat man still believed Gao Chao's words, after all, the brotherly relationship between the two of them for so many years was there, and Gao Chao sometimes even felt that the fat man knew him better than himself, so the kind of trust between them was absolutely unshakable.

But the fat man also felt that this matter was very strange, because when he saw this bronze drum, he also felt that although they had never seen the ornaments and words on this thing, but in terms of workmanship, this thing did not look like a fake of Gao Laoba, but since the old woman left this thing and fled, it really couldn't be explained, so for the time being, the fat man could only come to the same conclusion as Gao Chao, this thing looks like a high imitation thing.

Since it is a high imitation, coupled with such a strange and unpopular, in fact, it is basically the same as the fat man's special urinal, it is a tattered piece that no one wants, at this moment Gao Chao faced such a thing, he was really depressed to the extreme, and suddenly a nameless fire came to his heart from nowhere, and he picked up this bronze drum with his hand, and wanted to throw it on the ground and kick it twice.

However, just as Gao Chao raised the bronze drum, a voice came from the tea table not far from them.

"Friend, wait! Exercise restraint! ”