6: It seems to be a marriage gift
The pretty widow smiled softly, held up my hand, rubbed it, and opened my palm for a long time. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
When her Qianqianyu hand touched my palm, my body trembled, and I had never held hands with such a beautiful woman.
Don't look at me, I'm 28 years old, I have had many relationship experiences before, although I have also held the hands of some girls, but they are all ordinary people, and I don't have such a heart-pounding feeling when I pull it up.
At this moment, I can be said to be like a seventeen or eighteen-year-old hairy child who has just fallen in love.
I had forgotten all about her being a widow, and somehow an evil fire rose, and the warm current under my lower abdomen rushed upward, and a tent was erected on my lower body!
I'm not just a pretty widow in YY, but also YY her beautiful daughter. It's like they're already mine!
With a **** smile on his face, he was thinking of a joke he heard on the Internet, saying that a man went to a nightclub to hunt for beauty, and met a beautiful woman in her forties with excellent maintenance. ”
The man saw that although this woman was so old and could be maintained so well, so beautiful, it was conceivable how beautiful her daughter should be, and she didn't have to think that she was the best in the world, so he agreed without hesitation.
The woman led the man home and shouted upstairs, "Mom, I'll bring the man back for you!" When a gray-haired woman in her seventies came down the stairs, the man fainted!
This pretty widow even played this trick, but she really had a daughter!
But in case she still has an old lady at home, I hurriedly pulled back my thoughts and prepared to go to another room.
The pretty widow's hand was still holding my hand, and she said with a smile: "Looking at your hand prints, I am even more sure that you are the person I am looking for, and I will be your master in the future!" ”
"Huh?" I was stunned for a moment, she was just squeezing my hand just now and was just looking at my palmistry, didn't she mean anything else? Is it that I want to be crooked?
From the very beginning of contact, Pretty Widow gave me a hazy and tender beauty, which always made me feel that she seemed to be interested in me. And I'm an older young man with strong blood, and it is inevitable that my mind will be crooked.
Thinking back to what she said before, the meaning is already obvious, it is for me to chase her daughter!
And I have decided to apprentice, then she is my elder, I still have this kind of thought, that is to deceive the teacher and destroy the ancestors, and I will be struck by the sky.
I hurriedly retracted all my evil thoughts and asked, "Master? You're a woman, I guess I should call you a teacher, right? "After all, the pretty widow still has a dead husband, and strictly speaking, he should be called Master.
The pretty widow smiled softly and said, "It's okay, it's more kind to call the master, so let's call it so." This household registration book will show you, I didn't lie to you, you can rest assured to be my apprentice, learn from me, after learning only good and no harm. ”
The pretty widow shoved her own household register into my hand, and in doing so, to relieve me of any worries about what tricks she had used to play tricks on me.
When I opened the household registration book, the name of the head of the household was Li Jun, and the name written on the second page was: Li Ran'er.
I asked, "Li Jun?" Master, is your name? Li Ran'er is my junior sister? Why is there no Master's name on the household register? ”
Shi Niang said: "Well, this household registration was changed later, your master has been gone for many years, and it has long been closed." ”
"Where's my sister?" I looked out to the other room.
"She's in college, and there's a month of summer vacation, and then you'll be able to see each other. How about it, my sister is beautiful, learn from my sister, maybe I can capture your sister's heart! ”
"Ah......" I was stunned again, in just a few hours of contact, the shock brought to me by the pretty widow can be described as wave after wave!
First of all, he wanted to accept me as an apprentice for no reason, teach me things in vain, and didn't ask for it. I'm afraid that if I don't agree, I will use the beauty trick, but it will be my own daughter.
And now it's blatantly saying it, and it's going to make me go at her daughter.
It's as if her daughter can't get married!
Besides, her daughter is still in college, which means that her daughter may be eighteen or nineteen years old, but at most in her early twenties, much younger than me, and she doesn't care at all?
When she said this, it seemed like a marriage!
My heart is full of excitement, has good things come to me like this?
I doubt it's a dream!
Shi Niangjiao smiled and said: "Look at your expression, people have become stupid after being a single person for a long time, and their emotional intelligence is not enough!" ”
I was embarrassed, indeed, in the final analysis, in addition to being alone, there was another factor in my singleness, and that was my low emotional intelligence.
If my emotional intelligence is high enough, even if I can't get married because of my lonely life, I won't be without a girlfriend, resulting in many relationships ending for a short time and being single all the time.
Shi Niang shook her head, still smiled softly and said: "It's okay, although I don't like girls very much, although I don't have enough emotional intelligence, at least I won't owe love debts everywhere, honest people have multiple feelings, and you will always find your own true feelings." ”
Shiniang's words warmed my heart, and I nodded and said: "As long as my junior sister doesn't dislike me for being old and not emotionally intelligent enough, then I will be wholeheartedly good to my junior sister in my life." ”
"Little fool, you can't tell me these words, your junior sister doesn't know your existence yet, you are here to be amorous, you are really stupid! Wait, you have contact after the summer vacation, everything depends on your own efforts, I can't help you, Master, after all, it's my biological daughter, if she doesn't want to, I won't force it. Shi Niang said.
That's right, now that marriage and love are free, there is no such thing as marriage. I was thinking a little too much about it!
However, the senior sister is willing to say this, that is, she intends to match me and my junior sister, and this thing has been successful by 50%!
"Huh...... Huh......" I giggled for a while.
Seeing me look so stupid, Shi Niang couldn't help but shake her head again, and said after a long time: "Now that our relationship is officially established, you give me a cup of tea, don't ask for kneeling on both knees, you can do it on one knee, and then I will tell you the details of the marriage with yin." ”
In order to pay respect, I knelt on my knees, and this kneeling was not only to worship the teacher, but also to worship the mother-in-law! So you can't be sloppy.
Respectfully served the tea, and the master began to tell me about the situation of the marriage with the yin.
It turns out that what she said about marriage with yin actually refers to those men and women who have been deliberately cursed and cause marriage or emotional breakdown, this curse is divided into many categories, there are head lowering, witchcraft, Gu magic, Xuanmen spells or Taoism, and some of the evil ways that do not know the doorway, and some of them are because of the influence of ghosts and monsters who have never been able to get married, and this matter needs to be completed by a medium.
Most of the objects of these marriages are living people, and some are aimed at ghost love and shemale love. Of course, there are special circumstances that require ghosts to marry each other, but they are very rare.
Shi Niang belongs to this category of people, to be precise, her profession belongs to Yixue and metaphysics, and she has a little bit to do with ghost hunters, but she is nothing.
She sums up her profession in two words: Yin Media!
Sometimes, in order to break the curse, she will not hesitate to borrow the ghost upper body or the immortal possession and the method of walking in the yin. And the biggest difference between her and those psychic mediums is that the psychic mediums will accept any task, but they will not let go of anything related to ghosts and monsters harming people, so these psychic mediums also have another title, that is, ghost hunters.
Because of the special system and some causal relationships, she can only complete some tasks related to marriage, and she has nothing to do as long as she doesn't want to do anything else.
In the process of giving a living person a yin marriage in detail, Shi Niang mentioned the master, saying that the master was a ghost hunter when he was alive, and the two swords worked together, which contributed to a lot of happy marriages, and also eradicated many evil ghosts in the world.
It's a pity that in a mission, they met a very powerful opponent, the master was calculated and died, the master escaped alone, and the master did not dare to take the task again for ten years after the master's death.
And in the past ten years, Shi Niang has been looking for a suitable successor, and wants to pass on this ability. It's just that it's not easy to find an inheritor, so the years go by.
I asked, "Can you tell me more about the mission between Master and Master?" ”
Shi Niang shook her head and said: "It's no good to know more, and it will naturally come into contact with it as the task increases in the future, and I will tell you when the time is right." ”
Next, the master told me some of the specific process of taking the task with the master before, and before I knew it, the time flew by, and it was already three o'clock in the afternoon.
I was fascinated by what I heard, and my wife was so happy that we forgot about lunch.
The master said to me: "You have a good rest these days, and when I choose an auspicious day of the zodiac, I will start teaching you things, and learn some introductory ones first." If you're hungry, go out to eat, you invite the teacher! ”
"That's natural, the teacher is willing to teach, it's not a trivial matter for me to invite you to dinner, and when I finish learning, I will serve the teacher for a lifetime, and it's no problem to support the teacher!"
"Hey! The little fool has learned to be well-behaved now, and he knows that he has coaxed the teacher, and if he uses this mind to coax women, you may have already taken off the list. The teacher cut my hair, simply drew light makeup in the mirror, and led me out.
After seeing my broken bicycle, Shi Niang smiled: "You won't use this to carry Shi Niang, right?" Although the master is slender, she is really afraid of blowing the tire of your car! ”
My old face flushed, and said: "The master is so beautiful and generous, as if she is a noble lady, how dare I let you sit in this broken car, if you go to the street, it is estimated that someone will point fingers, saying that I am Zhu Bajie's daughter-in-law......"
"Poof...... Ha ha...... Haha......" Shi Niang smiled and leaned back together, the flowers and branches trembled, and she could speak after a long time, and said: "The little fool is really smart, okay, Shi Niang doesn't mind, we haven't had any hard days, and we are not so pretentious." ”