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After Uncle Jiu's teasing, Old Lady Ren's coffin finally came up. After the serious people turned around and avoided it, Uncle Jiu, who was tightly wrapped, wiped his sweat all over his head, and secretly regretted that he had put on a Taoist robe in order to show off today.

Dongfang snuggled up to Zhou Yi, pretending to be cute and asked, "Brother Yi, the Lun family's chicken, do you want to turn around and avoid it?" ”

The sweet and glutinous voice made Zhou Yi tremble, and the murder weapon had the potential to raise his head, so he couldn't help rolling his eyes and scolded in a low voice: "Don't make trouble!" You, a master of the same level as Yan Jun, have already escaped reincarnation, and it doesn't matter if you belong to him. ”

Dongfang glanced at Zhou Yi's crotch with smugness, and grinned.

Zhou Yi said to himself, but Master Ren and his daughter Ren Tingting did not treat him as a madman, and even Master Ren politely greeted Zhou Yi and the 'air' around him: "Today, the ancestor moved to the housewarming, but I didn't expect to alarm Mr. and Mrs., Ren is really upset." ”

Zhou Yi shook his head with a smile, waved his hand and said, "It is my blessing that Master Ren can let Zhou come to watch the ceremony, and Master Ren is serious." ”

"Hehe~~~" Master Ren smiled, Zhou Yi has a high reputation in ten miles and eight townships, and even has a lot of connections in the provincial capital, no way, who makes people have many students, almost all over the entire Qiandi: "Mr. can come, it's too late for Ren to be happy, where is there any reason not to allow it?" ”

"Uncle Cousin, he's just a teacher, why be so polite to him!" The security captain Ah Wei on the side looked at Zhou Yi sitting next to his cousin Ren Tingting with an unhappy face, and the flames of jealousy burned brightly.

"Ah Wei! Don't be rude to the gentleman! Master Ren's face sank suddenly, and then he apologized to Zhou Yi and said, "Ah Wei is still young and ignorant, so I hope Mr. is not strange." ”

Zhou Yi glanced at Ah Wei, who was twenty miles away, and smiled gently: "It's okay." Then he looked at Ah Wei deeply and said meaningfully: "Child! ”

The two chatted politely here, and when Uncle Nine saw that he was completely evasive, he pretended to straighten his entire robe, and said solemnly: "Everyone tidy up their clothes and raise the coffin!" ”

"Quack~~~~"

Suddenly, as soon as Uncle Jiu's voice fell, the wind was blowing on the flat ground, the crows were frightening, the mountains and forests were turbulent, and all the people present had a palpitation inexplicably.

Zhou Yi and Dongfang glanced at each other in surprise, a bad omen, and the movement was so big, even the mountains and forests were shaken, I remember that there was no such big battle in the movie!

Zhou Yi, who had a solemn face, broke away from arguing with Master Ren, and quickly came to the side of Uncle Jiu, who was also frowning and contemplative, and said with a solemn look: "Uncle Jiu, the birds are frightening, the wind is blowing on the flat ground, and the mountains and forests are turbulent, these are all great ominous signs!" I'm afraid the contents of the coffin ........."

Zhou Yi didn't finish his words, because Master Ren walked over with Ren Tingting.

Uncle Nine nodded solemnly, and from his eyes, Zhou Yi saw a clear look. Waving his hand to open the lid of the coffin, a black mist visible to the naked eye diffused out, and what was surprising was that the old lady Ren had been dead for twenty years, but the body was intact, and even the Qing official clothes on his body were as if they were brand new.

When Zhou Yi and Uncle Nine saw the turquoise color on its face, they blurted out and shouted almost at the same time: "Quick! Cover!! ”

The four coolies closed the coffin in a bit of a panic, and Zhou Yi and Uncle Jiu let out a turbid breath almost at the same time, and their faces were much more solemn.

"Bronze Armor !!" However, Zhou Yi didn't say anything, Uncle Nine was silent, and Ma Danna, who had already achieved a little success in Taoism, blurted out in surprise. Zhou Yi hurriedly stopped what she was going to say.

Uncle Nine took two steps forward, looked at Master Ren with a solemn face, and persuaded: "Master Ren, the body of the old lady, I suggest that it be cremated." ”

"No way!" However, Master Ren believes in Feng Shui, but he is also a filial son, and bluntly said that the old man was the most taboo of flames during his lifetime, so he resolutely refused to let the cremation occur, which made Uncle Nine helpless for a while.

Uncle Nine thought about it, glanced at Zhou Yi, saw him nodding slightly, and strengthened his attention in his heart, looked at Master Ren and said: "Then let's do it, first store Old Lady Ren in Yizhuang, I will find another piece of feng shui treasure land for the old lady as soon as possible, and let the old lady settle in the earth as soon as possible." ”

"Good! Then there is Uncle Lao Jiu. After Master Ren thanked Uncle Jiu, he asked people to send the coffin to Yizhuang, and Ren Tingting left in a bamboo sedan chair, and the four coolies also carried the old lady's coffin and went down.

In the field, there were only three uncles, masters and apprentices, as well as Zhou Yi and Ma Danna, and Dongfang Bai, who could not be seen by others.

"Brother Zhou, what do you think?" As soon as Master Ren and the others left, Uncle Nine immediately asked Zhou Yi for his advice.

Zhou Yi looked at him, his solemn face suddenly became relaxed and even frivolous, and he laughed: "Hehe~~ Xiao Fengjiao, if I'm not mistaken, that one just now is a zombie who has grown into a bronze armored corpse, and the reason why he doesn't wake up now is just that it is not yet night, when it absorbs the blood of its loved ones, it will fully awaken and become a real copper armored corpse, which is not easy to deal with." ”

"Hey~~" Seeing that Zhou Yi finished his cool words, he pulled Ma Danna and left, making Uncle Nine speechless for a while, and this guy just nodded to himself just because he wanted to pit himself!

"You two, light a plum blossom incense array around the cemetery, and I will see what it looks like, remember, every grave must be incense." hurriedly explained, while taking off the Taoist robe on his body, he chased after Zhou Yi, and from a distance, it seemed that he was arguing with Zhou Yi.

That night, Zhou Yiduan sat in the living room, Dongfang was still relying on his strong strength to bully the teachers of the past dynasties enshrined by Uncle Jiu, and enjoyed the tributes one by one, Ma Danna also followed Dongfang with her eyes open, and bullied the teachers of the Maoshan faction with the power of a fox and a fake tiger.

Not long after, Uncle Nine came from the direction of the mortuary, and saw Zhou Yi, the old god sitting in the hall, and couldn't help but sit next to him with a face full of resentment, and said: "Brother Zhou, you can't be a man without being righteous, you nodded to me in the afternoon, and now you can't stand by." ”

"Shh Pouting, Zhou Yiliang said in a snort: "You took the job, does it have anything to do with whether I nod or not?" Besides, this is a bronze corpse, even if I want to clean it up, it will take a lot of effort, tired, don't do it! ”

"You ......" Uncle Jiu rolled up his sleeves and prepared to have a full martial arts trip with Zhou Yi, although he knew that he couldn't do it, but he couldn't help it.

"Master, what is a bronze armored corpse?" At this time, Wen Cai and Qiu Sheng ran in and asked him to take the opportunity to sit back.

glared at Zhou Yi viciously, saying that he would let you go for the time being, but only in exchange for Zhou Yi's gentle chuckle.

Flicked his sleeves and coughed twice, and then he told the story.