Chapter 9: Bad Bubbling Bad Ideas

The little sister of the family even used the beauty trick, and Sun Wenhao couldn't buy a ticket and not get on the bus, right?

So, he ran over and politely offered if he could let "Phantom" help.

Outcome......

The ending is tragic, and of course other people's parents will not agree.

People are ignorant little children, and you are an adult who is also foolish.

People's parents also asked Sun Wenhao to take the illusion to other places to play, don't make trouble here, and Amitabha Buddha.

So, Sun Wenhao had no choice but to run over and coax Phantom Color, and said with an exaggerated expression.

"Phantom, shall we go outside the village to play?

Just now, my good brother found such a big green-skinned spider outside the village. ”

He gestured with his hands, made a very large chest expansion exercise, and continued,

"The spider was shiny, and the silk threads it spit out were still rainbow-colored."

"Really?"

Phantom was really attracted, and he had long forgotten about asking Sun Wenhao, so he flew over, hugged Sun Wenhao's arm and asked,

"Is there really a spider like that?"

Sun Wenhao said seriously,

"Of course, can a good brother lie to you?"

"Then let's pull a hook, it's a puppy to deceive people!"

Phantom used her match-sized fingers to hook Sun Wenhao's giant hand.

Sun Wenhao said secretly in his heart,

"It's strange that the liar is a puppy!"

As soon as he walked to the center of the village with the foolish illusion, a small bird flew in the sky.

Shouted crisply from above,

"Oh no, the husky of that monistic world is here again!

Oh no, the husky of that monistic world is here again! ”

Just when the cabbage girl came over, when she heard it, she said angrily to the sky,

"Bailing, how can you learn from that eggplant hooligan to spread rumors and fool people?"

"It's true!" The lark was so anxious that he cried out in heaven,

"I just saw it, right outside the village on the reed side, with that eggplant villain, coming to the village."

"Really!?" When the cabbage girl heard that she was with the eggplant scoundrel, then it must be true, and that villain came to wreak havoc again.

So she said to the lark,

"You go and inform everyone to get ready first, and I'll go find Uncle Winter Melon."

"Hmm!"

After Bai Ling finished speaking, he flew to other places to warn.

Sun Wenhao said to Phantom,

"Let's go and help, too. I'll show you the big green-skinned spider when I'm free. ”

"Okay."

Running to the entrance of the village, Uncle Winter Melon has gathered a lot of edamame boys, vowing to teach the eggplant scoundrel who eats inside and outside an unforgettable lesson, as well as to give some painful eye drops to the husky who has repeatedly come to make trouble.

Uncle Winter Melon said,

"There's no going to be another fraud, is it? Bailing, did she see clearly? ”

After all, they were tricked once, the village was attacked and suffered heavy losses, and their militia team also had an unshirkable responsibility.

Phantom said,

"Then I'll show you how."

After speaking, she flapped her wings and flew into the air, saying what spell she said in her mouth, but Sun Wenhao didn't hear it clearly below.

After a while, a small mirror appeared below, and in the mirror was a huge husky and the nasty eggplant scoundrel heading towards the village.

It turns out that it's really Erha?!

When Sun Wenhao saw Erha's size, he completely understood that it was not these creatures of the dualistic world that became bigger, but that he, Sun Wenhao, had become smaller, and he had become as big as the creatures of the dualistic world.

Sun Wenhao estimated that if he stood next to that Erha, his body size would be almost as big as a can of Wangzi milk, and if Erha was angry, he would be able to simmer Sun Wenhao in one bite.

It's no different from being simmered in a man-eating flower.

Everyone gathered at the entrance of the village and worried about how to deal with that Erha.

Because for Sun Wenhao and them, Erha is the big monster in Ultraman, and what they can do is really limited.

But who is Sun Wenhao?

He's a purebred human! He is a human being from the same monistic world as Erha.

It's just that it's getting smaller.

Can people be afraid of Erha?

Apparently not!

Since they are dogs, they all have one thing in common.

Sun Wenhao immediately remembered an old saying.

"Dogs can't change their!"

So, a bad bubbling bad idea fermented in my mind.

He recommended himself to the militia captain, Uncle Mao Wai, saying,

"I have a way to deal with this vicious dog! It is guaranteed to be unforgettable for a lifetime, and it will never dare to come here again to cause trouble. ”

"Really?!"

Uncle Winter Melon was overjoyed, and it is said that the human kingdom, whether it is a one-dimensional world or a two-dimensional world, is amazingly intelligent.

Castles, machines, tools, flying in the sky, and running on water were all invented by them.

The word human is a symbol of "wisdom".

"Tell me about it!"

Uncle Winter Melon said eagerly.

Sun Wenhao said,

"Don't worry, let's get some props first.

There's still time.

Can anyone help me get some chili water, it's super spicy and super spicy.

And ......"

Sun Wenhao looked around and saw Uncle Onion, so he walked over and said,

"I also want to trouble Uncle Onion, you donate blood for free......"

Then Sun Wenhao instructed Uncle Winter Melon to bring a group of edamame boys, this past and so, this time.

In the end, Sun Wenhao swaggered to the sand outside the village and pulled a big bubble of, which also smelled of barbecue.

He ate a lot of barbecue that he grilled himself the night before the crossing.

Just now there is a desire for great relief? hope, so he unceremoniously excreted.

After finishing his work, looking at his Yoneda Gong, Sun Wenhao touched his chin and said,

"It's still too small, I don't know if Erha's nose can smell it."

Indeed, with Sun Wenhao's current body shape of Wangzi Milk, a soak of is just a little bit, and Erha may really ignore it.

Who knew that Phantom was looking for Sun Wenhao, and when he saw him staring at his Yoneda Gong, he instantly understood.

She covered her nose and said,

"Oops, it stinks!

It turns out that big brother, you are hiding here to pull the stink! ”

When Sun Wenhao saw the illusion, his eyes suddenly lit up, and a light bulb lit up in his mind.

He hurriedly asked Phantom and said,

"Phantom, can you make things bigger?"

Phantom said,

"Yes! What are you going to change? ”

Sun Wenhao pointed to his barbecue-smelling dung,

"That's it!"

"What?!"

Phantom covered her mouth, her face incredible.

"Big brother, are you kidding Phantom?"

Sun Wenhao said with a serious face,

"Nope! I'm here to deal with Erha.

Phantom can help me if you can. ”

"Okay!"

Phantom pouted, then flew into the sky and made some kind of gesture with both hands, and said in a small mouth.

"If you don't help Luo, you can't help you, you can't help you, you can't help if you don't fall into the ice!"

Sun Wenhao finally heard the homophony of her spell for the first time, which was very strange and funny.

Then the mass of dung suddenly glowed, and continued to grow in size, until it became the size of a puddle of cow.

You know, it's the size of a handful of bird droppings.

Imagmy was a little dizzy as it flew down from the sky.

Sun Wenhao took her in his hand and asked like a plush toy.

"Are you alright?"

"It's fine, it's just that I get dizzy every time I finish casting a spell."

Sun Wenhao said,

"That's why Mom and Dad won't let you cast spells at will!

In the future, I will listen to my parents. ”

"Got it."