Chapter 050, I'm going to sleep in bed!
It's very big, Luo Xiaoqi stood at the door of Datou's room, and for the first time felt that he was a dwarf cat. Everything in the bedroom was plus-size, the bed was wide and big, the wardrobe was so high and big that even the bed stool itself could not necessarily climb up.
But is Luo Xiaoqi so easy to give up? Apparently not!
Turning around the bed, Luo Xiaoqi said that it was a pity, this soft fabric was so comfortable to rub, how good it would be if he could lie on it! If your little paws hadn't cut their nails, they would have been able to climb up! No, Ben Meow has to think of a way, I must sleep in a soft bed today!
Luo Xiaoqi retreated to the door and carefully looked at the length of the run. Yes, that's enough! Lower your body and kick the ground with your hind legs, bang! Luo Xiaoqi hit the edge of the bed directly, even if his front paws hooked the sheets hard and struggled in vain, Luo Xiaoqi could only watch himself slide down.
Meow, it's so angry! Isn't the runway long enough? Luo Xiaoqi slowly retreated to the living room, and was about to sprint again when the door to the toilet opened.
Discovered? Probably not. Luo Xiaoqi simply squatted down on the spot, and looked at the big head wearing a pair of pants again, green.
"Luo Xiaoqi, why are you squatting at my door?" Datou turned on the light, and at a glance, he saw the black and white hairball squatting on the wooden floor.
"Damn, you knocked over my teacup? This is a purple clay cup made by myself kneading mud! The big head glanced at the teacup on the coffee table, and the whole person was not good. I ran up and pinched the cup and looked at it over and over, and played the wall of the cup to listen to the sound, but fortunately it was not broken.
"Damn, why is there a white hair in the cup?" The big head glared at Luo Xiaoqi viciously, did you drink water in my cup?
Luo Xiaoqi lay on the ground and pretended to be dead, meow, don't ask me, I don't know anything.
The big head poked Luo Xiaoqi's head hard, "You're not good!" ”
In order to prevent Luo Xiaoqi from mischievous again, the big head simply locked the entire set of tea sets in the coffee table and put them away.
When I came to the door of the bedroom, I didn't suspect anything when I looked at the door that had opened a crack, probably thinking that I forgot to close it when I went out in the morning.
Luo Xiaoqi secretly followed the big head into the door, meow haha, I came in. It seems that the vigilance of human beings is generally not high, Luo Xiaoqi walked to the foot of the bed and squatted down.
I saw the big head open the drawer, take out a bunch of bottles and cans, and then slap it on the face, wipe it, wipe it. Luo Xiaoqi wondered, did the two-legged star have to toss like this before sleeping? Jiangjiang is like this, the fat sea is like this, the big head is still like this, can't you sleep well?
Luo Xiaoqi said that human beings are so difficult to understand, forget it, I am going to sleep.
Luo Xiaoqi stepped back and kicked his legs on the floor, and the whole cat ran straight to the bed. The sound of paws slicing across the sheets was particularly harsh in the middle of the night.
Meow, accidentally exposed! Luo Xiaoqi immediately let go of his claws and drilled under the bed, I am a wooden meow, you can't see me, you definitely can't see me......
"Huh?" This is looking behind the big head of the cream, okay, why is there a tail at the foot of the bed?
"Luo Xiaoqi, come out for me!" The big head didn't stop.
You don't see it, you don't see it......
"I didn't even hide my tail this time, Luo Xiaoqi, hurry up and come out for me. It's been a long time since I've dragged the bottom of the bed, and I don't know how much ash is underneath, so don't I just bathed myself, I'll wash you again later! The big head that had finished the fight directly grabbed Luo Xiaoqi's hind legs and dragged him out, and Luo Xiaoqi was finally exposed.
"Tsk, the white paws have turned black claws, are they dirty." The big head turned Luo Xiaoqi's hair in disgust, took out a big towel for washing dogs from the cabinet, wet it with hot water, and rubbed it on Luo Xiaoqi's body.
"Woo woo~" You let go of me, don't touch other people's little belly! Woo woo, you're retaliating! I'm going to tell Jiangjiang! Whew~
Luo Xiaoqi, who had even wiped the little chrysanthemums all over his body, was very unhappy, and he was gentle when he bathed himself, where was he so rude like a big head?
"Okay, you want to sleep in a bed, don't you? For your sake, let you sleep on it for the night. The big head picked up Luo Xiaoqi and put it at the end of the bed.
"Lao Tzu has never slept with his mother in bed, and he doesn't have a girlfriend! I didn't expect to let a little female cat take the lead. The big head angrily dried the towel.
Hmph, this meow is not rare, rough man! Luo Xiaoqi, who was still angry, lay down on the bed and prepared to sleep. It's this sleeping position, it's hard to see at a glance, other cats are all shrunk into a ball of cat cakes, Luo Xiaoqi can spread as much space as he can, and I don't know if it's intentional.
The big head didn't expect Luo Xiaoqi to reply to him, so he grabbed his mobile phone and took a few photos of Luo Xiaoqi and sent them to Luo Jiang.
Sister-in-law Liang don't wait for my news, I haven't slept yet, and after the big hair finished the photo, I glanced out of the window, and the window on the 4th floor of the opposite building by the road was still on.
"Your Luo Xiaoqi is fine, I just gave it a bath, and it will already squint and sleep." The big head thought about it and sent a WeChat message to explain it. Luo Xiaoqi in the photo is lying at the end of the bed with squinted eyes, looking unenergetic, it would be bad if Sister-in-law Liang thought too much.
It turns out that people who think too much are big heads. Although Luo Jiang was lying on the bed waiting for news after returning home, Zhou Gong had to turn over her brand, and she couldn't stop it, and she was already snoring in less than ten minutes. As for why the lights weren't turned off, hehe, who remembers turning off the lights when they're asleep, Luo Jiang doesn't sleepwalk......
After waiting for more than ten minutes and not seeing Luo Jiang's reply, the big head finally believed that Luo Jiang was sleeping with a big heart. Well, let's care about my girlfriend.
"Sangsang, does your stomach still hurt at night? Don't turn on the air conditioner. When I went over, I bought a bag of brown candy and put it on your desk, and if my stomach was uncomfortable, I would make a cup, and I would come to see you another day. Good way~"
Huh~Huh~ Lausanne is already asleep at this moment.
The big head threw the phone to the end of the bed in a depressed manner and smashed it directly on Luo Xiaoqi.
"Meow~" Dead head, you attack the cat! Luo Xiaoqi shook his mustache, hooked the quilt cover with his two front paws and lifted it up, put it down, lifted it up again and put it down again.
"Well, you go back to sleep, go back to sleep." The big head apologized in a whisper, lifted the quilt and lay down. Fortunately, his quilt cover was made of cotton, and it was ruined long ago when it was replaced with silk.
Oops, why can't I sleep? The big head who spread a bunch of pancakes and fruits is very depressed, it's almost twelve o'clock, is he going to lose sleep?
I'll go! It turned out that the pants didn't come off! The big head thought for a while before it dawned on him, and he wanted to pull down when he touched the edge of his underwear.
That's right, big heads like to sleep naked. In high school and college, for this habit, he rented a house outside and worked to earn rent. When he was a sophomore, he went to a pet store part-time and met his current partner, so he had a way to open a store in Hangzhou as soon as he graduated, otherwise his family would not be able to make up enough money to open a store even if he sold another 100 sheep!
Wait a while, they all say that men don't have cats, Luo Xiaoqi won't sleep in the bed, and then make a cheap paw......
The big head shuddered, and after thinking about it, he found a pair of beach pants to wear, at least looser than the underwear, right?
One person and one cat slept very satisfactorily throughout the night, and the big head felt that Luo Xiaoqi did not move, and when he got up in the early morning to pee, he would bark when the door was closed; Luo Xiaoqi didn't hear that the big head grinded his teeth, smacked his lips, and talked in his dreams after falling asleep.