Chapter XXVIII
As soon as we made a move, the people of the horse team immediately focused their attention, and the tall man was stunned and then smiled coldly, and said to the old man who burned the cake: "Wu Daotong, I didn't expect you to ambush a helper, but you really have it!" ”
The old man shook his head and said, "Don't lie to people, it's obvious that you threw the baked cakes they gave money to cause trouble, and you want to rely on me?" There are no doors! ”
"You're pretending to be like that!" Although the tall man said this, his eyes still glanced at us, and Qiao Feng followed us to look at us, and continued to say unhurriedly: "Although these people are raw, they are not ordinary in looking at kung fu, are they so blind to be a person who is embarrassed by us?" ”
To tell you the truth, when I first saw this grandson taking the baked cakes, I really thought that Ya was cutting in line, because this kind of scene is very common in our school, especially when the two groups of boys come to the cafeteria to play after playing football, and the personnel range from the players, cheerleaders, the players' girlfriends, the cheerleaders' girlfriends to the passers-by, there are a lot of momentum, and they don't care about 3721 when they come - it's just that this seems to be a little different, where is the reality of more than 200 people eating baked cakes- They have to at least drink a mouthful of noodle soup, who can stand just eating baked cakes?
So, I regretted it when I dared to shout that voice, and I was thinking about pulling myself out of the troubled water, but it happened that the tall stinky mouth caused trouble-before I could speak, our Dongfang sister had already stood up from the table with a hula voice, and said coldly: "Who do you say has no eyesight?" ”
The tall man stiffened his neck and said, "Whoever accosted me said who!" ”
"Then you can try again?" Sister Dongfang stretched out her hand and grabbed the chopsticks: "Boy, you can find a smoke!" ”
As soon as Sister Dongfang was powerful, the temperature on the entire street suddenly dropped by ten degrees, full of endless murderous aura and coercion, and the tall man suddenly felt that the whole person was hairy, at this time he no longer dared to hold it up, and said with low eyebrows: "Well, since it has nothing to do with you heroes, then please wait by the side, and when we are done, we will definitely serve you tea and toast, and we will send it with more heart!" ”
For someone else, what I said should be regarded as a good one, but what these grandsons stabbed today is not an ordinary hornet's nest, but a hornet's nest of African killers, and it is possible to end it with two good words - Sister Dongfang didn't eat this set at all, and said with a twinkle in her eyebrows: "Slightly more restrained, don't always be like a young man, two tigers and eight babies, Mao is stunned and three light, talking and doing things is a bit of a spectrum, defeating the blind flickering of Wu Wu Xuanxuan, Wu is crazy, the time is long, and it also makes people ......"
This string of fluent Northeast dialects came out, not to mention that the tall ones didn't understand, even Qiao Feng and I were a little dizzy, and I just praised it: "Hey, Sister Dongfang, you are slippery in Northeast dialect, when did you also play this set of two?" ”
"Ugh!" Sister Dongfang was shouted by me only to find that she was in a hurry to take off the reins on her mouth, and she couldn't help but laugh when she thought about it: "I didn't pay attention, this is when I was playing live broadcast, there was a girl next to me who opened her mouth every day, and I learned to ...... by listening."
She paused and asked me with a smile, "How is it, authentic?" ”
I gave a thumbs up: "Absolutely authentic, if you don't see it, people will definitely think that the Changbai Mountain Orion has come out, this is old and authentic - I just don't understand what it means, why don't you explain it to me?" ”
"I'll tell you," Sister Dongfang ignored the group of grandsons because of my distraction, and said directly: "The meaning of this is very simple, I'll tell you word by word......
We sang and harmonized here, and we didn't know what was going on there, and we didn't dare to move or leave, and someone on the side couldn't help but mutter: "Big brother, it sounds like scolding us, you have to wait for everyone to understand after they finish speaking, I'm afraid I won't be able to mix when I go back in the future!" ”
The tall man thought, "yes, how did I forget that?" So he immediately shouted at us: "It's not enough to kill people, now that we have ......."
Before the words fell, Sister Dongfang didn't look back and just shook her hand, and immediately countless chopsticks shot out, and the crowd suddenly turned on their backs, and countless people were shot out of the hole in his body by the chopsticks in his hand, and the blood flowed straight - the next second, all the people and horses on the street turned around, and rushed towards the street entrance with a brush, hugging their heads and running away!
Sister Dongfang spoke like a pearl, and when she explained what she had just said, she had already caught a glimpse of them fleeing from the corner of her eye, thinking that she was still burdened with heavy responsibilities, so she didn't care about them, and she didn't smile until she finished explaining, "I didn't think that I would eat a cake today and save people by the way, and I don't know if he was good or bad - why bother, do you think you need to ask clearly?" ”
Before I could speak, Qiao Feng had already said with a wry smile: "Forget it!" ”
"Uh, why?" Sister Dongfang seemed to be unwilling, and said while turning around: "It doesn't matter if we save a good person, what if we save a bad person, we have to give-" Half of the words came to an abrupt end!
Looking at the old man who sold the biscuits, it is estimated that because the position he was standing in was not quite right, he now has seventeen or eighteen chopsticks stuck in his body, and he is covered in blood and falls to the ground, and it seems that he has choked......
We: "......"
At this time, I suddenly found a dirty little beggar sitting next to the baked cake stall, who was munching on the baked cake that had just been thrown out by the tall man in his hand, but in the other hand he was holding a black thing, which looked like a mahjong tile, but it was covered with saliva and face stains, which should have been just hidden in the cake.
After seeing this scene, a sudden buzzing voice in my head came to mind: ", is this the Xuantie Order?" Could it be that we have encountered a dog mongrel now? ”
I was stunned and didn't hide from other people's eyes, and then Sister Dongfang was in a hurry to tear away the topic of accidentally poking the old man to death, and asked me directly: "Is there anything wrong with this thing, why bother?" ”
I roughly talked about the Xuantie Order, but it didn't seem to arouse much interest from Sister Dongfang and Qiao Feng - this Xuantie Order was just a promise from Xie Yanke, and it only relied on his skills, which seemed to others or could be regarded as masters, but in the eyes of our Sister Dongfang and Qiao Feng, it was a bit of a no-nonsense, so they just said 'oh' after listening to it, and did not show much interest, but turned their attention back to the noodle stall: "Boss, our noodles haven't been cooked yet, it's been so long, Did you take our noodles away from Meituan again? ”
"No, no, everyone, it's all right!" The boss brought out the noodles to us with a smile: "I'm sorry uncles, I cooked it just now, but I don't dare to take it out because of the bad people outside, and I hope the uncle will forgive me!" ”
The two of them waved their hands to let the boss go, and then began to eat noodles - what else could I say when I saw this scene, so I had to move the chopsticks and praise casually: "You are really worthy of being masters, and it is not uncommon for the rivers and lakes to rob such a Xuantie order......"
I didn't feel half of my emotion, Qiao Feng Leng Ding stood up, raised his leg and walked towards the baked cake stall, I choked back with a word, came out of my nose directly, and then stomped my feet and shouted: "Can you make a difference, just praise you!" Before you finished, you kid went to get people's things......"
Qiao Feng turned his head and pouted: "Whoever took his things, I'm taking the baked cakes - I'm full of noodles there!" ”
As he spoke, he had taken out a few baked cakes from the oven, and brought them back without saying a word......
At this moment, the sound of horses' hooves sounded in the street again, and we looked at each other, knowing that someone must have come for this Xuantie order again, so ...... The speed of our noodles was instantly accelerated, burying our heads in Xili and snoring and eating violently, racing against time and fighting with the people who came to grab the Xuantie Order!
Paralyzed, they can still eat noodles when they come to us, so you have to speed up!
The sound of horses' hooves came so quickly, but in an instant, more than ten people appeared in front of the baked cake stall, seven of them were wearing white clothes and trousers, the style and shape were similar, and they looked like they should be from the same door; There are also two people who come side by side, one black and one white, although the colors are different, they are also the same couple outfits, visual inspection of husband and wife; The last person was dressed in a yellow robe, and it looked like he had come all the way alone.
Everyone came almost at the same time, and at the same time looked towards the baked cake stall, and at the same time found the Xuantie order in the hand of the little beggar, and before we finished eating, ten people had already started a ping-pong fight by themselves, holding each other back and not letting them get close to the little beggar At the same time, they desperately wanted to go over - this feels a bit of a love triangle, they are all nailing opponents, but they are desperately drilling forward!
I was looking at the excitement, Qiao Feng and Sister Dongfang on the side suddenly raised their heads together, followed their gaze, and a person appeared on the opposite roof at some point, with a cyan robe, standing on the roof with big sleeves fluttering, looking at the indescribable handsome Qingqi, Qiao Feng rushed out and said: "Huang Yaoshi, I didn't expect him to come too!" ”
"Bah, this thank you smoker, and Huang Yaoshi's fart!" I almost didn't squirt out a mouthful of thick phlegm, and said fiercely: "A little eyesight, no, those who ride white horses are not necessarily princes, don't forget Tang Seng anymore!" ”
Sister Dongfang interjected: "He also came to get the Xuantie Order?" ”
"I think it's about the same, you see, this grandson is looking for a chance to do it...... Hey, why are you going, Sister Dongfang? ”
Just when Xie Yanke was about to make a move, Sister Dongfang suddenly rushed out one step ahead of him, suddenly reached out and snatched the Xuantie Ling in her hand, and rushed back and threw it on the table: "Oh, play with you!" ”
I was completely confused!
This Xuantie Order is the key prop of the chivalrous line, my sister doesn't care if I get it back, the dog mongrel will be completely ruined in this life!
At the same time, everyone who was fighting in the field also stopped, and they all turned their eyes to us, and Xie Yanke also settled down, and everyone walked towards us in front of them, sat next to us and looked at us a few times, and suddenly said: "Looking at your skills, you shouldn't need Xie someone's help, right?" ”
Sister Dongfang said proudly: "That's nature, can I play with my brother?" ”
Xie Yanke smiled and turned to look at me: "If that's the case, can this brother let Zai Xia take it back?" Or, how about you find something for Xie to do? ”
In this situation, I couldn't care about it anymore, so I could only follow the development route of Chivalry and point directly at the little beggar: "We snatched this thing from him, I gave him this request, you ask him what to do!" ”
The development of the story should be like this, I originally thought that this would be able to put everything in order, but who knew that Xie Yanke glanced at the little beggar, and actually shook his head directly and refused: "I'm sorry, this request cannot be transferred, you can only mention it yourself!" ”
"Why, that's not what you say!" I immediately looked anxious: "Aren't you deceiving consumers?" ”
Xie Yanke smiled slightly, and said indifferently: "It's true that Xie Mou is not a debtor, if you don't believe it, you can look at the back of the Xuantie Order to see if Xie Mou has the right to refuse." ”
I hurriedly flipped over the Xuantie Order, and instantly found a line of small words on the back:
"The final interpretation of this Xuantie Order belongs to Xie Yanke."
We: "......"