147. Superman: I really want to retire~
Justice League Space Station Headquarters.
"This time we called everyone here because something very serious happened!" Superman sat down at the round table in the conference room, looked around at everyone present, and said solemnly. It's just that the superheroes present don't seem to give Superman much face, and they are talking and laughing in groups of three or two.
"Hey, cousin, be serious, have a meeting! Stop arguing with Peggy Carter about which cosmetics are good, and go buy them after the meeting! Tony shells out! Superman couldn't bear it anymore and slapped the table and yelled.
Tony looked depressed: "Why am I paying for it?" ”
"Because I'm your little aunt~" Peggy Carter laughed.
"Then why do you have to pay for this lady?" Tony asked, puzzled.
Superwoman threw a wink at Tony: "Peggy and I hit it off at first sight, and we just bowed to him." So, you're going to call me now~"
"Auntie?" Tony replied with a lewd smile on his face.
Superwoman couldn't help but roll her eyes at Tony: "It's Big Aunt!" ”
"So, Tony, I'm your uncle?" Superman's eyes lit up instantly, and he patted Tony on the shoulder in a friendly way.
"Don't mess around! Buy your girlfriend's cosmetics for yourself! Tony disliked and knocked down Superman's hand, instantly seeing through Superman's purpose.
"Ahem, where did you just go?" Superman smiled awkwardly, trying to pick up the topic again.
The Flash whispered from the sidelines, "Something serious has happened. ”
"Well, the thing is that Batman is ....... by now Feed! Kyle, please take care of Diana, don't let her pour more wine on the green light! It's all lying on the ground, and I won't let it go! As soon as Superman was about to continue talking, he saw Wonder Woman pouring a bottle of Erguotou into the mouth of the Green Lantern who fell to the ground, and the angry Superman immediately asked Li Zhen to solve it.
"I'm sorry, you go find someone else. I'm not available. Li Zhen's panting voice came from the side, and everyone followed the sound, only to see Li Zhen blocking the beautiful team who was arguing to fight with the Hulk, and at the same time struggling to suppress the Hulk who was preparing to play a set of punches for everyone with the strength of the wine.
"Jon? Ron? Seeing that he couldn't count on Li Zhen, Superman hurriedly looked for Martian Manhunter, trying to rely on Martian Manhunter's mental ability to make everyone sober up.
It's a pity that Flash's words poured cold water on Superman: "Don't shout, Rong En is sleeping on the table now." I just slapped him twice and didn't wake him up! ”
Superman looked in the direction that the Flash was pointing, and sure enough, the Martian Manhunter with a slap print on each side of his cheek was sleeping on the table with a wine bottle.
At this moment, a little boy less than 1.6 meters tall suddenly stood up and said confidently: "You useless adults! It's up to me at the critical moment! ”
In the expectant eyes of Superman Flash Li Zhen and others, with the cry of the little boy: "Shazam! After a burst of lightning and thunder, the little boy turned into a strong man of more than one meter and eight!
"Spin, jump, I close my eyes~" Shazam hummed as he directed a bolt of lightning to jump back and forth over everyone's heads.
Superman: "My heart is so stuffy, can I quit the group?" I'm not the right administrator! ”
After a few minutes, everyone was sitting around the round table with serious expressions. If you put aside the joyful explosion head above everyone's head, and the black smoke spit out by the occasional few people. Then it will be a successful meeting.
“........ This is the case, do you still have any questions? Superman, who finally managed to recount the matter, took a sip of tea and asked everyone.
"I have a question." Wonder Woman knocked on the table, attracted everyone's attention, and then said with a calm face, "Who put that lightning just now?" Why do you only call me a woman? ”
"Say something meaningful!" Li Zhen rolled his eyes and accused. Secretly pointed at Shazam, who looked innocent.
Wonder Woman nodded knowingly, glanced at Shazam deeply, and then asked, "So, Batman is under control." But still have their own wisdom? ”
Seeing Li Zhen nodding and giving a definite answer, Wonder Woman looked at everyone and asked, "Now, have any of you ever heard from Batman about the subduing of our plan?" ”
"Nope." The crowd kept shaking their heads.
“OK。” Wonder Woman thought about the plan that Batman had stolen last time, and suddenly felt her head rise in panic. Well, definitely not the after-effects of drunkenness: "You all think about it, what plan will Batman make based on your weaknesses?" ”
"It's obvious to me and Superman." Li Zhen calmly continued: "My weakness is the Longinus Gun, and one of the few items that Batman took from the base was a gun!" Looks like Batman, he didn't tell me the truth. ”
Superman smiled wryly: "I seem to have caused it myself, and that kryptonite should have been given to Batman by me." ”
"No, it's not your fault. None of us expected Batman to be controlled by the enemy. After comforting Superman, Flash turned his head and asked strangely, "I've always wondered why Batman took Diana's rope?" ”
"Two reasons. For one, Batman was the plan to prevent us from catching him and then being roped away by me; Wonder Woman took a deep breath and continued, "Second, he must be trying to find the heels of some of us! ”
"Someone? Me? Tony took out a small round mirror from his bosom and said narcissistically: "It's not good for a person to be too perfect!" Even weaknesses need to be found by others with artifacts. ”
Everyone was speechless for a while, and they all looked at Tony. This face, what else can penetrate?
"Narcissistic, lustful, arrogant, gluttonous, lazy, and .......hypocritical," Li Zhen stretched out his fingers, muttering as he counted.
Shazam was closer, and when he heard Li Zhen's muttering, he couldn't help but ask curiously, "Kyle, what are you counting?" ”
"Oh, I'm counting Tony's weaknesses. Can you lend me my hands? I don't have enough fingers. Li Zhen raised his head and said with an innocent face.
"......" Shazam, who couldn't help twitching at the corner of his mouth, suddenly thought of something, and hurriedly asked, "You just said 'void'?" Iron Man, where is he empty? ”
The scene was silent suddenly, and everyone looked at Tony with sympathetic eyes for the first time.
"Hey, talk about the proof! You can ask the celebrity models, I'm very strong! Every night I toss them back to life! Tony was in a hurry, how could he say that?
Although I am now beginning to enter middle age, my body is not as good as day by day, and occasionally my energy will decline for a while when the miniature reactor is about to run out of power...... But! You're definitely right! I'm the man I'm called "Iron Man"!
"What I want to say is 'hypocrisy', why are you in such a hurry?" ─━_─━! Li Zhen squinted at Tony, and then looked suddenly realized: "Oh, I understand." Tony! Don't worry, no one will say you're false! By the way, I have a holy art to strengthen the body, do you want to try it? Very helpful in some way! ”
After listening to Li Zhen's words, everyone's eyes became more and more pitiful when they looked at Tony, making Tony can't help crying: "I'm really not false!" ”
"Don't worry, Tony. After you go back and end the meeting, find a girl to prove it, and it's over! Professor Banner comforted Tony on the shoulder and gave him a move.
Tony was just about to nod his head in agreement, but suddenly remembered something, and said to Professor Banner with a straight face, "No! To celebrate Aunt Peggy's youthfulness, I swore a poisonous oath to cultivate my body throughout the year! ”
"Well, I believe it." Hearing this, Professor Banner couldn't help but look at Tony's eyes strangely.
On the other side, the Flash quietly approached Li Zhen's side and asked Li Zhen in a low voice, "Kyle, do you have that kind of holy art that can increase staying power?" Give it to me! My girlfriend always dislikes me too fast! ”
"Well, that's not true." The corners of Li Zhen's mouth couldn't help twitching, and he looked at Flash pitifully.
"Okay," Flash lowered his head in frustration, "It looks like I'm going to lose again the next time I play against Iris." ”
"Uh, you're talking about a handstand?" Li Zhen asked tangledly.
"Or else? What do you think it is? Looking at the pure eyes of the Flash, Li Zhen couldn't help but be speechless.