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Most of them looked at Eri with a look of jealousy.

Only the stout guy, after getting up, rubbed his neck, rubbed his chest again, and when he looked at Ai Li, his gaze became stern again, and he pounced directly on Ai Li.

Bang -

There was no doubt that he flew out again and slammed into the ground.

And it's the same part as the last time.

Ai Li smiled and said, "If you don't accept it, you will come again, Lao Tzu will fight until you are convinced." ”

So, in the next cell, such a scene was staged.

The stout man kept getting up and attacking Eri, but he was constantly knocked out.

And each time heavier than the last.

Finally, on the thirty-seventh time, the stout man fainted directly.

He woke up five minutes later at the sound of the others calling.

And when he woke up, he didn't attack Ai Li again, but slowly sat down in the corner.

At this time, he was almost all over his body, and almost no part of it was intact. Leaning against the corner, his back hurt so much that he twitched.

Ai Li smiled and asked, "Are you convinced?" ”

The stout man swallowed a mouthful of saliva with difficulty, and was about to open his mouth to speak, but the wound on the corner of his mouth split directly, and the pain made him close his mouth again.

But after a while, he opened his mouth and said, "Take it temporarily...... Wait for me...... Restored ...... I won't accept it. ”

Ai Lixin said that this product is also a joke.

What do you do with a tease? Wouldn't that lower your IQ?

But then I thought that I seemed to be a tease.

When I think about it, I don't think it's anything.

Then he said to the sturdy man: "Very good, when you are dissatisfied, come and challenge at any time, Lao Tzu is specialized in treating all kinds of disobedience, and you will definitely be beaten until you are served." ”

The big man didn't speak, just gasped for air, and the others gasped for breath.

Seeing that these people were a little wilted, in order to ease the atmosphere, Ai Li immediately said to these people: "Brothers, we don't know each other anymore, let me introduce myself, my surname is Ai Mingli, the word is Maya, and I am a poet." If you are interested, you can discuss poetry and songs. ”

Those people all secretly said in their hearts: How can this look like a poet, and he has no poet's temperament at all.

At this time, one of them asked, "Since you are a poet, how can you be imprisoned?" ”

Ai Li shook his head and sighed: "Geniuses are often not understood by the world. Van Gogh, for example, was only understood after his death. Leonardo da Vinci, for example, had clearly designed a helicopter sketch, but the materials at that time could not meet the requirements of carrying the helicopter into the air. This is because their thinking was too far ahead of their time. It's the times that can't keep up with them. ”

"But after all you said, it still doesn't explain what crime you have committed?"

Ai Li nodded and praised: "You see the problem very thoroughly. The reason I came in was because my thoughts were not in harmony with those of you mortals, and they couldn't tolerate me expressing my thoughts, so they locked me up. Of course, it could also be that they couldn't read my poems, so they locked me up. ”

"Uh......"

The crowd looked at each other, and then one of them asked, "Then what kind of poem are you making?" ”

Ai Li shook his head helplessly: "I want to keep a low profile, but you always don't give me a chance." Well, since everyone has asked for it again and again, and the enthusiasm is so high, then I will chant one of the best poems I have written, and everyone can enjoy it together. ”

Those people were speechless for a while, we just asked casually, and we didn't ask for it again and again!

Where do you see our enthusiasm soaring?

Eri didn't care about that, stood up, and cleared his throat.

His eyes were bright, his face was full of red light, full of energy, and his momentum was high.

He waved his hand, his voice was strong and full of emotion: "Ahhh

It was so sudden that it startled everyone.

One of them whispered to the next one, "What is he's 'ah'?" Scared me. ”

"Who knows, maybe it's because the brain is not very good."

Eri still ignored them, and continued: "The bright moonlight in front of the bed......"

"I'm grass, isn't this Li Bai's poem? How do you plagiarize? ”

Everyone is gone, although they have no attainments in the art of poetry, but how can they not know such a well-known poem that is widely circulated among women and children?

Ai Li naturally knew what these people thought, he smiled and said, "Keep listening, the front only quotes the beginning of the ancients, and the back is all original to me." ”

And they were no more silent.

Ai Li cleared his throat again and said, "Ahhhhhh Raise your head to look at the bright moon, bow your head and tear your crotch. ”

"Poof—"

Almost everyone else in the cell, except for the one with the broken finger, squirted out.

Of course, according to common sense, they should be spraying saliva.

But just now they were all vomited blood by Erita, and this spurt was naturally blood.

"I mean, Emma, you're a little too dirty, aren't you?"

"Nope."

Alley said innocently.

"You have two pairs of shoes on the ground, what else do you have to lower your head and tear the crotch of your pants, which is not dirty?"

Ai Li nodded seriously: "It's two pairs of shoes, it's tearing the crotch." This expresses the mother's deep love for her son, why is it dirty? ”

"I'll go, mother and son, it's all incested, and it's not dirty?"

"You're so heavy-hearted."

"I dare to say that I am a poet."

Eri suddenly realized, and then explained: "I see, this is your misunderstanding, I said that my thoughts are not understandable to mortals. ”

"How did this misunderstand? Tell me why I misunderstood? That's what you're saying. ”

Ai Li sighed and said, "This poem was written by me when I passed by a window on a moonlit night and saw the situation in the window. ”

"Did you see it all? Live? ”

Eri glared at the man, "Can your mind not be so dirty?" ”

"It's your own poems that are dirty, otherwise how can you explain two pairs of shoes on the ground?"

Ai Li sighed helplessly and said: "This is a single-parent family, a mother with a six-year-old son, crammed into a room of less than five square meters. There are two pairs of shoes on the ground, one for the mother and one for the son. ”

Those people looked at each other, still unconvinced, arguing: "What about 'bow your head and tear your crotch'?" How do you explain this? ”

"The child was naughty and the crotch was torn, so the mother took off the child's pants and sewed the crotch for him by the moonlight. However, the broken position is not very good, and it must be torn a little more to sew exactly the same as the original. This poem shows the strong maternal love of a mother for her son. Think about it, the night is deep, the people are quiet, the mother is reluctant to waste electricity, and at the same time, she is afraid of waking her son up, so she can only use the moonlight to sew the crotch of her son's pants. Isn't that touching? What a pure mother's love? What a great mother's love? I really don't understand, you old wizards, how can you only see any incest? ”

"Uh......"

Everyone was speechless again, and this can be given back.

Ai Li continued to explain proudly: "My poem is similar to the poem 'Whoever says an inch is careless, and repays three springs'. Although it is not as classic as that poem, it is enough to go down in history. You are fortunate enough to hear it, and it is not in vain. ”

At this time, someone pointed out sharply: "No, I have seen your poem on the Internet before, and this is obviously plagiarized from the Internet, right?" And people are originally a very dirty poem. ”

Ai Li shook his head and said unashamedly: "I'll answer your second question first." There is no lack of beauty in this world, but there is a lack of eyes to find it. As the saying goes, in the eyes of a thousand people, there are a thousand Pan Jinlian. In the eyes of dirty people, they feel that Pan Jinlian is very coquettish and feminine. In the eyes of pure and upright people, they naturally think she is a slut. From this poem, I see great maternal love, and you can only see incest, which is called the poor realm. ”

The group of people were a little speechless when Eri said this, and there was really nothing to refute him.

"And what about the first question?" The man was still unconvinced, "I've seen this poem on the Internet before, how do you say that?" ”

"Ahem." Ai Li coughed twice, without the slightest embarrassment on his face, and said, "Actually, while I am a poet, I am also doing some collection and sorting work. I'm going to compile a book called The Art of Lost Poetry, and I'm going to collect all the poems that are about to be lost and put them into a book. I found this poem on the Internet and compiled it into my book The Art of Lost Poetry. As for why I said I did it? Because I compiled this book, it is understandable to say that this poem is from my book. Since it's from me, it's okay to think that I wrote it. ”

"Uh......"

The crowd was speechless again.

But one thing came to their minds: they had never seen such a brazen person.

Of course, they don't dare to say it.

Seeing that these people were no longer talking, Eli asked, "What about you?" What did you do again? ”

The men shook their heads and said, "We didn't do anything. ”

"Didn't do anything? So why did they lock you up? ”

"We did it voluntarily." One said.

"That's right, we all volunteered."

Alley's eyes widened: "Wouldn't it?" What do you want? It's not a prison at all, it's a biochemical laboratory. I'm afraid everyone who comes in will be treated as an experiment. Are you still volunteering? ”

"I am proud to be able to dedicate myself to the cause of the general!"

"I'm proud!"

"I have no regrets in my life!"

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[Well, today's third watch is to thank Su *lian for his 100 yuan reward. Thanks. 】